Vincent :coffeecup:

Trans rights are human rights | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally | #coffee | #SiliconValley | #atheism | #bagpipes | #AmWriting | #Latin | #Caturday | #Newts

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Location: Silicon Valley
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2025-05-22 01:03:31 GMT

Are #rust developers active on Mastodon? If so, and someone has a moment, I'd like to know why my rust program is throwing a particular error.
`Result<GreekNumeral, OutOfRangeError>` doesn't implement `std::fmt::Display`
But the thing is... it does impl Display.
So I'm wondering what I'm doing wrong.

2024-12-21 17:02:44 GMT

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You will not be disappointed! We’ve just started the 4th century BCE, or 356 AVC !

2024-12-01 18:13:48 GMT

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Hi oh! I disagree. Wishing fake punishments on charlatans is cathartic. The harm they do in the world far outweighs any ill thoughts I may have. Have a great day!

2024-12-01 03:29:01 GMT

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They sound like a horrible person. I hope their soul trips and falls on the astral sidewalk.

2024-11-22 16:31:16 GMT

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Of course! Have you seen the chart of F° C° and K?
https://cdn.mastodon.coffee/media_attachments/files/113/527/549/931/790/709/original/60d8af42d32a05ec.jpg

2024-10-14 01:39:34 GMT

So satisfying. #HarrisWalz
https://cdn.mastodon.coffee/media_attachments/files/113/303/218/540/843/138/original/61cff5408b148d93.jpg

2024-10-13 20:48:35 GMT

I'm so sick of the web not working. I have to use uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist and pihole and a custom host file to make the web barely usable.
And when I do that, some websites break and I have to figure out if it broke at the DNS, the ad blocker, or the tracking blocker.
And when it breaks for my WFH spouse, I get panicky, because is it Windows, or pihole, or Firefox being shitty?
The web used to work. I'm not misremembering that. I want that again. Not whatever shit this is.

2024-10-10 20:03:07 GMT

Earlier today, my wife received an earnest phone call from her great aunt asking if the Democrats were seeding the clouds to cause hurricanes.
This aunt trusts my wife because she is the smart scientist in the family (which she is!).
Folks, call you elders and check in. Their social feeds are fucking garbage.

2024-10-08 22:18:01 GMT

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I'd be fine if the US moved to the metric system, but I would miss the intuition of Fahrenheit's degrees. 0 COLD. 100 HOT. I would not miss misspelling Fahrenheit every goddamn time.

2024-10-04 16:14:54 GMT

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Does Musk have any security clearances? Or just his employees?
My FIL has several, and they are hard to come by. (That was the 80s and 90s tho, who knows what W did to the natl security state)
[@jalefkowit](https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit )

2024-09-30 22:01:04 GMT

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The least surprising finding in your story is that LAPD is corrupt.

2024-09-24 15:38:16 GMT

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I give you:
https://www.cakewrecks.com/
See you in a few weeks. 🥰

2024-09-10 20:44:21 GMT

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Facts will not interfere with narrative. They'll flog this lie because they know it'll make their racist base feel supremely smug.

2024-09-09 22:21:11 GMT

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I started following you on IG, but I have to ask, is the quality of the facts on IG the same as here?

2024-09-05 17:59:20 GMT

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Ad men be men, yo.
The thought of putting lysol (assuming it's the same product now as it was then) anywhere near my skin, much less sensitive skin, sends shivers up my spine.

2024-08-25 04:16:41 GMT

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That is amazing. And from Harvard no less!

2024-08-22 17:04:44 GMT

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Oh no! I was always very fond of this plant. 😞 It wasn't invasive in my neighborhood. They only did well because I coddled them.

2024-08-21 15:00:44 GMT

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A delightful feature of this species is that the flowers will change color depending on the amount of sunlight they receive. I've had bundles of different-colored flowers from the same plant depending on where they blossomed in relation to the shade and sun.

2024-08-21 05:19:16 GMT

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It looks like lantana to me.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=h_&q=lantana+flowers&ia=web

2024-08-20 05:19:50 GMT

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How's the dark roast?

2024-08-05 04:07:58 GMT

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I'm so sorry. What an asshat.