Paul

Author, Cloud Consultant, Naturist, Linux fan, theremin player (and soon MicroFreak owner).
Find out more about me at
* https://paulkater.com - Books
* https://zjuzdme.org - Naturism
* https://nlpagan.net - All kinds of stuff
* https://naturistfiction.org - Naturist writing
(Yes, too many, I know. 😉 )

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2024-06-15 18:41:07

"We need to talk to someone who knows where they are," Chrissie suggested.
"And we have some," Harvey said. "Those three we shoved in the furnace."
"You did what?" Randolph asked.
"Don't worry, they're not dead. Well, practically they are, as they're Alfie's, but we didn't switch on the furnace." Harvey felt they had to know.
"One of them's dead dead," Chrissie reminded him.
"True. But that was more of an accident," Harvey said.
#WipQuote

2024-06-15 07:50:47

Have a great summer!
https://fedi.nlpagan.net/media/dc4eb3dcb209bad05ca0df3ad8a4870e05624c1d7ffdfb3dcd6bca34affff011.jpg

2024-06-12 13:57:51

When you nearly have to break the login/security system to be able to break into that same system, because some 'specialist' locked EVERYONE out.
#Hacker

2024-06-12 08:13:42

"You say what now?" Lionel's eyebrows weren't able to go any higher, but they certainly tried.
#WipQuote #Writing

2024-06-10 15:58:23

Just made spicy garlic vegetable soup.
It's a bit very garlic. Whoa. "Kick in the face when you lift the lid off the pan" garlic.
#Cooking #Soup #Garlic

2024-06-05 17:23:23

For those who haven't read it yet:
here's the second free Short Story I put out on the e-shelves.
https://zjuzdme.org/short-story-2.html
#naturism #nudism #ShortStory

2024-06-02 20:46:32

People of the #Tootleverse, I bid you good night. My night.
And no, I'm not a knight in white satin.
LOL

2024-06-02 20:41:03

I can't get over the fact how the same program in Linux can load so much faster than in Windows.
Libre Office < 2 seconds vs. 5 seconds.
Gimp 1 second vs 8 seconds.
#Linux

2024-06-02 17:50:47

Quite surprised and pleased how this came out.
https://fedi.nlpagan.net/media/b72dd260a6d693a2291aec970cdf5121f940f8e28302601d97cbf3300ee3324f.jpg

2024-05-19 12:53:53

Dinner.
1/3rd zucchini which wasn't enough, so I chopped that up and dumped in some chili beans with spicy sauce, stirfriend that.
Chopped up some tofu and half an onion, stirfried that.
Heated up some rice I still had in the freezer.
Awesome food.
#Vegan

2024-04-26 19:21:05

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@npub1cmg…rzd2 And may I add that your presence here makes a huge difference for lots of folks.
Thank you, Rolle, also for being a friend.
Have a good weekend yourself.

2024-04-26 19:10:23

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@npub1gec…72rf Beter dat de mensen verdwijnen dan de kersen. Toch?

2024-04-21 13:19:45

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@npub1ek8…t2en This snippet is from a SciFi short story I'm putting together.

2024-04-21 10:36:52

Just got a nice comment on one of my few #Theremin videos.
https://piped.video/watch?v=eB_XtVkNczM&lc
The comment is:
"So pretty! Its hard to find people playing the lower range of tones on these, and it sounds so much more lovely than i imagined. Its like gentle humming with a dear friend."

2024-04-21 06:42:23

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@npub1w5c…e553 I hope you had plenty of others to do so!

2024-04-20 18:27:31

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@npub1h4m…rp9m I'm glad my supermarket still has a few 'people' checkout lanes. "For some reason, they're always busy."
Shee, I wonder why... 🤔

2024-04-20 10:14:15

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@npub13pq…jfme Geen idee. Je kunt ze wel opspuiten met roze verf. Dat gaat best snel.

2024-04-19 19:52:06

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@npub1s04…lvwt Wel knap gedaan!

2024-04-13 17:33:13

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@npub1hd3…f3j0 Eine Babyflöte!!!

2024-04-07 20:07:40

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@npub1hd3…f3j0 Gratuliere mit diesem Kompliment!!

2024-04-07 14:12:36

Coloured flower things on a tree.
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/880d7e769a34e4fd496c7a12353468bdcedc051e49275c66f7079f0c49a648db.jpg

2024-04-07 13:13:32

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@npub1j2w…cwx4 WAUW! Dat is nog eens aanpakken!

2024-04-06 09:34:13

Boodschappen op de fiets.
Bij thuiskomst meteen hooikoortspil ingenomen. Het gaat weer snel fout, zeker vandaag.
#Hooikoorts
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2024-04-05 08:49:50

Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
- Anonymous
Good morning.

2024-04-02 05:22:54

I may have slept 4 hours this night.
Summertime 1 - Me 0.
#DST #DownWithDST

2024-04-01 16:33:50

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@npub1j0v…d9dx thank you. I did draw a vertical line for the 2nd first, to keep it centered. That was way off with the first one.

2024-04-01 08:25:16

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@npub19xm…zstj Some people aren't that. I'm one of them.
Glad you liked most of it.

2024-03-31 20:49:55

On the #Drawing front, I wonder if I should get a cheap digital drawing tablet with pressure sensitivity, or get paper and pencils.
Hmm.

2024-03-31 14:26:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gz9Vj8TMCc
Do you eat animals?
Short film about #Vegan aliens.

2024-03-29 13:08:03

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@npub1s58…zpaa JAZZ??? Nashville will shake on its foundations...

2024-03-28 04:58:04

Cowboy Coffee: A brew strong enough to float a horseshoe in.
- Anonymous
Good morning.

2024-03-27 15:15:41

The joy. An update of MS Edge makes a document management system crash.
Beware webview2 rolled out March 22 2024.

2024-03-25 14:57:43

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@npub1hd3…f3j0 Put one on the left. Number 1. Put the other one on the right. Number 2.
It will be number 1, because today is the 25th and that's an odd number, like 1.
You're welcome!

2024-03-24 11:52:09

Sunday Nudist is up!
https://zjuzdme.org/sunday-nudist-53.html
#Naturism

2024-03-24 08:32:21

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@npub1hd3…f3j0 @npub157s…u8qg Mit Decke. Sieht wirklich kalt aus!

2024-03-23 13:35:06

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@npub1hjc…kalf You could have fooled me!

2024-03-23 12:31:03

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@npub1fcp…ff2g Dank voor deze waarschuwing! Ik was het afgelopen nacht bijna vergeten!! 😱

2024-03-23 07:34:39

Work fascinates me. I can watch it for hours.
- Oscar Wilde
Good morning.

2024-03-22 13:38:01

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@npub14gv…96q8 Weet je ook waarom ze dat deden? Misschien wisten ze zelf al dat ze er, bij 'gewone' winkels, niet vanaf zouden komen?
Ik kan me daar wel iets bij voorstellen.

2024-03-22 13:11:09

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@npub14gv…96q8 Precies. Die 30% noemen ze in dat filmpje ook. Het is een schokkende hoeveelheid. In de leaflet bij de doos staat hoeveel duizenden kilos goed eetbaar spul ze opkopen bij boeren, voor een eerlijke prijs, en dat dan verwerken.
Serieus, het is uitstekend wat er in die doos zit.

2024-03-22 07:00:00

https://vimeo.com/833660571
Mooi promo-filmpje voor NoWasteArmy.nl

2024-03-21 08:14:30

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@npub13nd…9ttj Alleen als je het Linux subsysteem voor Ubuntu installeerd. abcde is echt een Linux applicatie.

2024-03-20 18:22:11

abcde is an awesome CD ripper.
CLI, and uses VI to update track info if needed.
#music #Linux

2024-03-19 16:57:49

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@npub1f0f…j7ea My solution is to click and hold the back option in the browser and select the actual search result to go back to. Your way is too annoying and frustrating.
Yes, I know what you mean here...

2024-03-16 18:58:03

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@npub1auc…gwhk I have no idea. I bet they asked their aunts on Facebork...

2024-03-16 18:13:30

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@npub1lws…rfys Schalen kunnen zo weer de kast in! Ziet (zag) er goed uit.

2024-03-16 17:42:13

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@npub1gca…263w I guess Aristotle is my middle name then... ;-)

2024-03-16 17:40:19

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@npub1ten…z3h2 You were very kind not to put in 39 matchsticks. (I can see why, getting them all to burn at the same time might be a challenge!!)

2024-03-16 14:08:35

Anyone here in the #Fairphone community who put e/OS on their #Fairphone4 ?
Looking for comments, likes, dislikes, recommendations etc.
Installing looks bloody simple...

2024-03-16 13:14:03

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@npub1lws…rfys Niks mis mee. Smakelijk (met terugwerkende kracht.)

2024-03-16 12:33:23

Left knee doesn't agree with running today. I'll stay off that for a while, until knee is happy again.
If this doesn't work, I'll go back to #walking.
#running

2024-03-16 12:20:53

Onderweg
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/76db2429-cd1d-42b8-a81b-ca693b813f9e/IMG_20240316_121814.jpg

2024-03-16 10:46:30

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@npub1xkl…c5mk I know this. Always.

2024-03-08 20:10:06

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@npub1llr…vvmp Good luck, and thank you for introducing me to the word "histrionic". I didn't know it. Now I even know what it means.

2024-03-02 19:20:07

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@npub19xm…zstj How do you keep finding them!

2024-03-02 08:57:56

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@npub17kf…hsl3 Good luck. You can do it. I did it, yesterday, for the first time after about 10 years. Don't overdo it.

2024-03-01 07:58:24

Books are good friends that usually stand with their backs towards you.
Good morning.

2024-02-19 17:16:19

Customer mentions a problem with "a coworker".
I ask the name of the coworker.
Two days later, Customer asks if the problem is already fixed.
#IT.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

2024-02-17 14:04:22

Vegan paella. Done.
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/dab97391-73e4-4fac-a2ad-991fffbcdcfc/17081752023940.jpg

2024-02-08 06:44:43

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@npub1etq…2htj The Artificial Idiots at work. Indeed.
@npub1rd8…kjnq

2024-02-08 06:12:03

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@npub1rd8…kjnq Interesting. I read complaints about YT too, but those are never about the actual videos. Just about the ads, the ad blocker nagging misery and so on.

2024-02-08 06:07:52

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@npub1rd8…kjnq I hate nothing about them. If someone hates a video there, watches another one in the same vein and hates it too, and keeps at it, the person watching is doing something wrong.
I do think your question is a bit too generic, because amazing drone footage of Norwegian fjords can't be compared to intentional misinformation videos about US Politics. But this is my view. You asked for it.

2024-02-04 08:31:38

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@npub13nd…9ttj De laatste upgrade aan mijn auto maakte dingen redelijk slecht. Nu is dan eindelijk het moment daar dat de auto niets meer doet.

2024-02-04 08:07:01

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@npub13nd…9ttj Dat is heftig. Dat gevoel heb ik nooit.
Goedemorgen, al is goed niet van toepassing hier.

2023-12-31 18:10:52

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@npub1k74…dmux Good evening from this end.

2023-12-31 18:08:15

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@npub1cmg…rzd2 Happy new year, Rolle. May it be a splendid one.

2023-12-31 15:18:32

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@npub16uc…k62q @npub1k74…dmux Bookmarked!

2023-12-30 09:09:02

Dec 30. Do you give your stories any epigraphs? What are they? #WordWeavers
I have no idea, but... according to https://www.litcharts.com/literary-devices-and-terms/epigraph:
"An epigraph is a short quotation, phrase, or poem that is placed at the beginning of another piece of writing to encapsulate that work's main themes and to set the tone."
There you go. You're welcome.

2023-12-29 18:38:02

Weekendweerbericht | Onstuimige Oudejaarsavond met veel wind en regen
Ik vind dit goed nieuws voor degenen die het niet zo op vuurwerk hebben, en ook voor alle dieren die er zo'n last van hebben.
#StopVuurwerk

2023-12-29 13:12:54

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@npub1cmg…rzd2 The ceiling is up! Make sure, look up and check it!
Last workday today and there's nothing to do...

2023-12-29 12:48:11

I just cleaned the laptop from a former coworker. Not just reinstalled the OS but also physically cleaned the machine.
It's incredible how some people use their company-supplied hardware...

2023-12-16 12:13:15

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@npub1yse…jaay
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2023-12-16 09:46:01

threads.net. Blocked.
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2023-12-16 07:12:08

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
They don’t alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views.
Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
- The Fourth Doctor, The Face of Evil
Good morning.

2023-12-14 18:23:02

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@npub1yse…jaay Thank you again for the colourful help. It works!

2023-12-14 18:14:58

Wat issie mooi geworden!
#Windjammer #Ziltpunk
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2023-12-08 05:31:34

You have to write the book that wants to be written.
And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.
- Madeleine L'Engle
Good morning.

2023-12-07 19:01:49

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@npub16uc…k62q I'll definitely have a look. Being a Bard myself (first part of an official Druid training)...
@npub1py0…64pt

2023-12-07 18:50:53

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@npub16uc…k62q @npub1py0…64pt I love the Taliesin stories, and the songs which are made about/around him.

2023-12-06 20:22:19

"Let's go down and do this," William said. "They're waiting for us."
"No, they're not," Johanna said. "That's why I came up here, to make sure no one has to wait."
#WipQuote

2023-12-06 18:17:49

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@npub1k24…26zw Awww, I'm sorry to hear that. It's a tough decision, but the best for her. Spoil her this evening. Hugs.

2023-12-03 17:55:18

Babs and William got to work on a set of brooms. Rune and Mick watched them work on the flight tools, and offered spontaneous - be it not always helpful - advice.
#WipQuote
Go boys!

2023-12-03 11:48:14

Walking on my familiar forest path. Pretty cold in the wind.
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/ce4f696f-563e-4a2a-a30b-cd84dac756ce/17015992825703.jpg

2023-12-02 11:15:12

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@npub1k24…26zw OH NO! True... no offending the lords and ladies of the universe!!

2023-11-29 14:06:28

When you pinpoint a problem and the higher level coworkers wonder how the fork you figured that one out...
Yay.

2023-11-28 17:17:08

I donated to @npub1gzc…fsz3 today to #freetheinbox. Join me to support communication privacy.
https://www.thunderbird.net/donate
https://www.thunderbird.net/en-US/thunderbird/115.0/eoy/?form=support&ref=modal_thankyou

2023-11-23 05:20:45

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
- Isaac Asimov
Good morning.

2023-11-21 20:28:30

Getting loads of "password reset" mails lately. Yeah, right.
Don't reset your password without checking the link, #tootleverse.
And sleep well.

2023-11-20 08:23:08

My condolences to the Argentinian people, with their local Trump.

2023-11-20 05:29:19

"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."
- Carl Sagan
Good morning.

2023-11-16 07:49:47

Two of my old pocketwatches. And they still work (manual spring winding, no batteries).
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/4293ba5f-f11c-417a-b4a6-5a865d7d639f/image.png

2023-11-10 13:22:57

1546 partners... and they all value my privacy
#cookies #privacy
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2023-11-09 12:01:46

User complains that clicking things in the computer works at the office, but not at home.
Solution: put new batteries in the mouse you use at home...
💪

2023-11-08 16:54:03

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@npub1k74…dmux That and worse

2023-11-08 08:40:19

Finished writing "Witch Kids", my children's naturism fantasy story.
#Naturism #NaturistFiction

2023-09-16 18:47:50

Callista picked up her fork and made a strange, waving move with it.
"Is that normal here?" Felix already had his fork in hand and wanted to do that too.
"No. I used some magic," Callista said. "Now we can talk and the others won't hear us."
"I want to learn that," Carrie said. "People often tell me I talk too much." Her words made the others laugh.
#WipQuote #Writing

2023-09-09 08:18:12

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@npub1yse…jaay Dang... Well, there's always a next book. :D

2023-08-13 13:42:29

#linux #virus #lol
https://media-akkoma-fedi-nlpagan-net.ilja.space/media/95eeed9c-a1f0-4ef9-ae79-228ff42258a7/virus.jpg

2023-08-06 20:25:56

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@npub1yse…jaay That makes actual sense. LOL!

2023-07-30 18:05:17

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@npub1k74…dmux And I'd love to join them!