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2026-09-07 06:04:29 GMT

the poster legit looks like a horror film lmao
https://0.5dollah.click/media/6234eddda92d1a4ac95643ab2447e23394ea43f30c62f4415eb0a5c5095ac7c0.png

2026-08-16 21:58:26 GMT

I was about to go out for a short bike ride and it started fucking raining 😭
What is this place, the UK?!

2026-04-02 22:59:36 GMT

Dude, when the subsidized AI era ends, it's going to be brutal

2026-04-02 21:42:34 GMT

Somehow my twitter post shitting on walmart cashiers made it to argentina
Walmart doesn't even exist there

2026-03-31 22:07:00 GMT

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…s2sp codeberg is pro-life

2026-03-31 22:03:08 GMT

What if the US had unleashed operation Epic Furry on Iran instead 🤔

2026-03-31 22:00:27 GMT

I was very close to having sex at one point but it fell through and ever since I haven't been able to recover from that

2026-03-31 16:45:40 GMT

Noticed they missed 'cracker', 'spic' and 'chink'
https://0.5dollah.click/media/b39b68c76cf5643e328fc6bb7b38bd1e74075763ec53f0f4a2a602a3c0b78a4e.jpg

2026-03-31 16:20:22 GMT

Apparently Claude Code leaked their source code
Good morning!

2026-03-30 21:35:16 GMT

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@nprofile…f02u >I WILL care less
https://0.5dollah.click/media/1e2709420e8a32ec7f36d8d91c8cf117a22e6ff9303c25eca0c29dcb83f63829.jpg

2026-03-30 21:30:03 GMT

https://0.5dollah.click/media/7df1ec1c7475f055e06352e9870af6c621e0e7f3d7b2c2f283ef88f8bfbf19f1.jpg

2026-03-30 16:55:42 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s i think he's leading the honey lawsuit, but I'm not sure

2026-03-30 16:31:57 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s idk, is legal eagle still clean??

2026-03-30 15:22:10 GMT

WHY is Clavicular on mexican news??!
I hate there's no gap between online and irl anymore

2026-03-28 01:39:59 GMT

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@nprofile…42qf oh boy, what flavor?

2026-03-27 03:49:48 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 like what?

2026-03-26 17:04:05 GMT

Guy who owns nothing and is actually happy

2026-03-26 16:36:01 GMT

I was asked to demo an app tomorrow for our indian overlords so I asked to review it first and they're just now realizing the app is broken.
I fucking hate this place.

2026-03-26 16:33:22 GMT

https://0.5dollah.click/media/e55e580d44ad6d414dcec2d52313da7737f943eb5687304e4cd5a142a8c9504f.jpg

2026-03-26 15:44:28 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s >linux and degoogled phones adoption is going to explode
>implying brits of all fucking people are going to resist the change
Complete delusion

2026-03-26 15:19:03 GMT

They added fox mccloud to the mario galaxy movie for no fucking reason lol

2026-03-25 15:17:50 GMT

Revolver is deprecated, Gregolver is the future

2026-03-25 02:21:05 GMT

What if Al Gore was called Al Gorf instead

2026-03-24 18:24:38 GMT

Hope none of you got hit by the Epic Games layoffs
Niggas want to kill Tim Sweeny fr fr

2026-03-23 14:40:52 GMT

No one needs rape correction more than Taylor Lorenz

2026-03-23 01:14:53 GMT

Crunchyroll got rekt
https://0.5dollah.click/media/1e2e2640343a7003d23e57d1b965adbad64d6843d45afe407c5296077e9784de.jpg

2026-03-21 16:18:23 GMT

Getting a bidet just to feel something

2026-03-20 15:36:02 GMT

https://0.5dollah.click/media/267e821471e250dea30847e7b984546eaf1abd5f9e9a4683ac19139a08b782ae.jpg

2026-03-20 15:14:34 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 how long have you been looking?

2026-03-20 14:41:02 GMT

RIP Chuck Norris jokes

2026-03-20 01:41:27 GMT

whataboutism should be punishable by death

2026-03-19 17:55:49 GMT

I've seen AryanKirk but never NiggaKirk, curious!

2026-03-19 15:46:05 GMT

Buying a macbook neo just to feel something

2026-03-19 15:37:02 GMT

sex was promised to me 3000 years ago

2026-03-19 05:16:34 GMT

Miss my buddy Mertroonial Blacked

2026-03-19 02:11:57 GMT

Buying X premium just to feel something

2026-03-08 06:47:45 GMT

angry joe look so bloated now

2026-03-05 15:29:09 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s what project is he referring to here?

2026-03-04 17:52:41 GMT

Straightcrackers from inner Earth

2026-03-04 17:34:09 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 i don't have imposter syndrome, i am the imposter ඞ

2026-03-04 17:33:12 GMT

https://0.5dollah.click/media/b63fe91a1907222214167c55460c25be6ec295503f74596bcd74c4e53cc13c1b.mp4

2026-03-04 00:39:05 GMT

An app to detect and warn about smart glasses near you.
https://github.com/yjeanrenaud/yj_nearbyglasses
https://0.5dollah.click/media/b6981a21f31154cb4471e05c2434b57d89b9f3177648524dd489fe7086250380.png

2026-03-03 21:25:13 GMT

without unions: employers rape you to death at every opportunity
with unions: employees become parasites and everything grinds to a near halt
why can't there be a middle ground

2026-03-03 21:00:53 GMT

Lmao, I'm sure Geoff is really feeling this one
https://0.5dollah.click/media/ffdc10f962b576300b7e131b1d77e957098fd6a09b66824c5c8a09325f7d5700.jpg

2026-03-03 16:45:21 GMT

Chodeberg
OpenChode
Chodepen
Visual Studio Chode
Xchode
Chode::Blocks
Chodecademy

2026-03-02 22:47:26 GMT

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2026-03-02 19:30:54 GMT

Why haven't YOU embraced #sinkpissing yet?

2026-03-02 17:39:26 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 probably because it doesn't fold like the brompton
Anyway what bike do you have??

2026-03-02 17:34:01 GMT

Deciding whether I should spend $2000 buying a brompton bike OR gambling

2026-03-02 14:44:34 GMT

Is Claude still down??
I want to take the day off

2026-03-02 14:40:09 GMT

Niggas celebrating Iranian women being liberated "omg, they're so beautiful 😍😍"
They don't understand that they are beautiful because they were oppressed smh 😔

2026-03-01 22:51:59 GMT

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…tsag not their choice, Duo the Owl is forcing them to do it

2026-03-01 22:36:01 GMT

Never date a nurse
Also never date nail stylists

2026-03-01 22:25:11 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s look at how less bloated he was

2026-03-01 02:24:11 GMT

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@nprofile…26lp @nprofile…p49c i still have to work on monday, that means nothing happened

2026-03-01 02:16:06 GMT

AI helps me build things I don't understand
This definitely won't blow up on my face sooner or later

2026-02-27 22:41:30 GMT

Why are there so few black guests on Financial Audit? 🤔

2026-02-27 15:09:47 GMT

We can't make women thin anymore
We forgot how

2026-02-26 14:32:37 GMT

I'm, as the kids would say, cooked

2026-02-24 04:07:03 GMT

Creamqueen can't be gay because he's a lesbian

2026-02-22 20:50:56 GMT

Hello gang
Reminder that nothing is happening :)

2026-02-20 18:11:53 GMT

How do I get one of those fake jobs where all you do is attend meetings, ask questions and write emails all day?

2026-02-20 14:23:22 GMT

:bigpig: <(:ohayoo:)

2026-02-19 04:14:45 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…g80s how can you tell?

2026-02-16 23:21:04 GMT

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@nprofile…87ru so they're still bad??

2026-02-05 23:56:00 GMT

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@nprofile…d550 they all suck, you're not missing anything

2026-02-05 17:56:15 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l Ever since I watched that Metokur stream about reading the FBI's report on The Finders, my certainty about the world shattered

2026-02-05 03:39:52 GMT

Is Alex Gleason still alive?

2026-02-04 02:30:04 GMT

Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become
https://0.5dollah.click/media/e8c85b6385aa218d9b1023a0fb223e2e409d622f95bfe11c2af9eb036e89b16d.png

2026-01-13 05:08:55 GMT

Twitter can be funny sometimes
https://0.5dollah.click/media/22a648a3e7fb39dd17c6ebb26b1050e5bd71715454edc12b8a6cbddbcac66bbc.jpg

2026-01-12 03:09:31 GMT

Amazing things are happening to the youtube related videos algorithm. Reminds me of the way it worked back in 2006-2007
https://0.5dollah.click/media/28a97c2bda0f6eb20812fefdb2a37ac5ab44312ada97ef39249557a2c9d3bb72.png

2026-01-11 18:26:52 GMT

You are now manually thinking about piss

2026-01-11 15:56:20 GMT

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@nprofile…2p46 he was a schizo. Rip, i guess

2026-01-11 14:42:10 GMT

I hope soon I see some bluesky or mastodon user earnestly making a "Linus Torvalds is raping the planet" post

2026-01-10 23:11:31 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l @nprofile…asdf @nprofile…d668 @nprofile…88vs that's aunt Cass from Big Hero 6

2026-01-09 22:01:54 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…w89u Quantum entangled niggas

2026-01-09 21:57:47 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…w89u superfluid niggas

2026-01-09 14:44:37 GMT

Razer brought back the Gatebox
https://0.5dollah.click/media/f2d4c6f0e9eeeaff793c7d53bbf1a3d293ae24b6157f851694ecd44c32bdf690.jpg

2026-01-08 23:21:09 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s me oppressing greenland
https://0.5dollah.click/media/e7a0b61efd017af94808ff4bd0929e8bfaa6eea7f11303c574ab840c4c4d8cdb.gif

2026-01-08 22:49:56 GMT

Got him
https://0.5dollah.click/media/160d8165353bd17f11a26162505a0e774dd79825969354bb10a050399e143fa0.png

2026-01-08 21:54:37 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l you knew a network to pull that off. I am alone

2026-01-08 21:49:31 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l i wish i knew how to extract some for myself. I don't wanna be a slave :wilted-rose-weary:

2026-01-07 23:59:04 GMT

What if Trump invoked Monroe Doctrine to take control of The Falklands next

2026-01-07 04:05:56 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l someone bought it but they're not using it

2026-01-07 04:05:11 GMT

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@nprofile…f02u @nprofile…x4c6 they pass better than mtf but your still can tell when you notice they're about 5'1''

2026-01-06 23:28:12 GMT

jeetcode.com

2026-01-02 17:11:06 GMT

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@nprofile…4m0l feed and seed

2025-12-29 18:16:11 GMT

Colleagues panicking about losing their jobs
https://0.5dollah.click/media/f03d9ed19fee8535514da880f626c4ee4b617ad7eebae2c8df26524fb2ac0e88.jpg

2025-12-29 05:38:26 GMT

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@nprofile…eh6f @nprofile…2qfh yeah, please gib update on getglet status

2025-12-28 18:49:26 GMT

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@nprofile…t2dd remember to tell your patients to mew everyday

2025-12-28 03:21:55 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n >w*men
>not retarded
ngmi, bud

2025-12-28 03:17:08 GMT

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@nprofile…yxtg they all died in the accident
It wasn't your fault, you need to let it go

2025-12-27 23:14:04 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x trying to get free food again, huh?

2025-12-25 20:02:08 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x One day, millennial parents will hang for what they're doing to gen alpha

2025-12-25 05:17:56 GMT

Merry Christmas my dearest federated network

2025-12-24 05:13:29 GMT

This paid off
Nothing but jolliness for the next three weeks
RE: https://0.5dollah.click/objects/019b2ee7-35c2-2daa-a6f6-175b9810ab8c
#nevent1q…vhhz

2025-12-21 03:32:21 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x the wizard jelqed the gnomes 'till they vaporized

2025-12-19 01:54:39 GMT

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@nprofile…ydzq >using windows 11
Wagie duty or are you a glutton for punishment?

2025-12-18 20:51:51 GMT

Clanker fatigue

2025-12-18 00:41:03 GMT

I need to lock in now so I can have a jolly christmas instead of wageslaving