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2024-06-23 02:44:15

Your city lives and dies on happiness. If you fail to keep your citizens happy, you'll start a failure cascade that ends in ruin. The simulation goes down to each individual citizen, and measures the average fulfillment of their needs and desires for that particular race.

2024-06-22 11:44:47

You want to keep the park bench, you act like you own the park bench.

2024-06-22 08:44:14

Pharaoh, like the Pyramids, was built to last.

2024-06-22 05:44:38

Now, your mother will disown you, your boss will garnish your wages, and the library will revoke your card. Now, your JoJo library date is canceled.

2024-06-21 23:44:30

Save the world, bring people of all nations together, but most of important of all:

2024-06-21 08:44:21

It was a bloodbath. It marked the beginning of a race riots. Every goblin in my fortress was slaughtered. For our acts of racial cleansing the goblins had declared war on us. One we couldn't win. And all because some retard couldn't handle his mushroom wine.

2024-06-21 05:44:20

But, if you do somehow figure it out, tell me, because they don't count to your party limit. So, they're potentially infinite.

2024-06-20 20:44:35

But I was genuinely convinced that this game has you play a eunuch. The game seems innocent enough until WHOA WHOA. OH. OH NO! She's got mayonnaise on her face! Oh for fuck sake vanilla, get her a towel or something, don't just stand there!

2024-06-20 17:44:52

If you click on the middle of the selection screen, you get to play a secret character, Siegfried, who has terrible voice acting.

2024-06-20 11:44:15

Would you like to be a brawny manlet dwarf fighter, or a horrific mutant that grows an extra limb every few levels and can eventually swing eight different axes at once?

2024-06-20 05:44:12

Of course, you can always use a Schrodinger's page. Remember, it's not considered historical revision when you're doing it with quantum entanglement.

2024-06-05 23:44:58

It also managed to produce two expansions on a nanofiber budget. The result? Well, have a look for yourselves.

2024-05-05 14:42:18

In lieu of the fact that you can't actually get a copy of God Hand anymore, I've linked it in the description below which contains the game, the emulator, and everything you need to get started.

2024-01-16 20:13:49

Also, if your main Lord gets horribly disemboweled, it's not the end. The other Lord can take their place as a convenient replacement.

2023-12-13 20:09:46

If space is available, they form an alien favela. Such favelas contain a limitless amount of anchor babies, which will spawn endlessly to attack and overwhelm your factory's economy.

2023-11-11 02:09:21

This game taught me that any amount of xenophobia and racial hatred can be overcome by uh... building walls. I- I guess it makes sense. They don't have to see me and I don't have to see them.