ThePirateQueen

Not on kids that are 16 there aren't. Maybe.... I personally fucking hate beards. I want to get at a man's face. If I can't eat his entire body, I'm not interested.

2024-08-27 15:01:42 GMT

I tell my son that when the Taliban took Afghanistan, they did it with like 30 guys with AKs. And their first target was the media. They went and beheaded journalists on live TV. And that is the kind of shit I support 10,000,000%
Also, I may have embellished or made up some of this, but I don't care anymore. I'm pushing my own narrative now. KILL ALL MIND VIRUSES.
#note1wau…lctd

2024-08-27 14:52:17 GMT

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Have you even been outside? Everyone is ugly now. I think the chemtrails had wild boar DNA in it and we're all man-beast chimeras now.

2024-08-27 02:02:58 GMT

Drinking to make other people tolerable.

2024-08-26 05:53:26 GMT

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Don't sign up for a fee though. Don't pay these cocksuckers more than they're asking for. Best of luck, fren.

2024-08-26 05:51:08 GMT

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Fucking unreal. Oh hey, you have 3 years to file a tax report for any particular year. They're not automatically due the following year.
2024's taxes are due by 2027. Most people don't know this. I just saved you $$$$

2024-08-26 05:34:00 GMT

I want to be 8 and playing Zelda on the NES again. Fuck being an adult.

2024-08-26 05:18:44 GMT

He's getting paid to destroy Gab. Change my mind.
https://i.poastcdn.org/23613d216e32b197353ee5d4b0a22ccf0ec663bd35618a500c24aaac16dd0cd6.jpg

2024-08-24 19:21:56 GMT

Being able to drink water out of the tap in Pennsylvania is something you don't expect.

2024-08-20 05:47:38 GMT

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Bro. I had to shut my browser, my whole ass phone, wash my face, go outside, look at the moon, say a prayer and STILL WONDER how this shit be possible

2024-08-20 05:44:32 GMT

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OK lol I'm peeing my pants

2024-08-20 05:43:43 GMT

If only you knew how pregnant we wanted to be.

2024-08-20 05:32:02 GMT

I shouldn't be allowed on the internet. CAUTION ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

2024-08-20 05:26:45 GMT

Update: Noggers, I'm at a loss. I have maximized legal maximums of Xannies and will have to procure alternative mind-altering substances elsewhere.
Wish me luck.
*whimsical fairy music ensues*

2024-08-18 05:32:54 GMT

Burn hand cutting peppers today making son favorite hot sauce for birthday.
Pain and burning.
Try ice.
Not working.
Google search has 800 remedies.
Try all of them.
Back to ice.
Take Valium to stop pain.
Too sleepy to keep hand in ice.
Pain still unabated.
Why am I retarded like this?
Science must provide answers.

2024-08-15 01:28:56 GMT

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It is for me.

2024-08-15 01:23:08 GMT

The internet is for deviants. It's ending. Normal people won't associate in the future. Screen shot this.

2024-08-11 23:21:19 GMT

Old way: Where can I meet racists near me?
New way: I'm going to make all the men near me ..... racist.

2024-08-09 05:14:15 GMT

Being naked literally makes the fear of being anally raped come screaming up from the innermost parts of your mind and cripple you in paranoid fear.
#note1h3h…arz6

2024-08-08 23:19:03 GMT

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I just want a man who doesn't cheat and isn't 300 pounds. That's all. That's my criteria. I hate how people nitpick the shit out of other people. Over 80% of men are probably great picks.

2024-08-08 22:55:19 GMT

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We're going to win.

2024-08-03 17:04:30 GMT

This should be a death sentence. We should be stacking race traitors.
#note160e…090t

2024-08-03 16:59:42 GMT

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It's so sad when your dick costs your everything..... lessons here. Many lessons.

2024-08-03 15:51:05 GMT

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Spiritually dead. I call then the living dead. They're TV zombies.

2024-08-03 15:48:03 GMT

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Good man. May God bless and keep you in His sight. Blessings be upon you for your conviction.

2024-08-03 15:43:29 GMT

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Unfortunately, yes. I can't even associate with most of my family. Lost all connections and really, good riddance.

2024-08-03 15:24:14 GMT

https://i.poastcdn.org/3e9699466cc4f7a5181705cbdf349cadf09b1410632309a62297de1349342778.jpg

2024-08-03 15:22:41 GMT

My neighbor is the same nation as me... literally the same blood. I'm not obligated to forgive the spawn of fallen angels.
#note1kyj…5j5j

2024-08-03 14:54:56 GMT

https://i.poastcdn.org/ccbd2aa04f636fc3582192c9f6ca61121ebaff5e96caabd6cdc5ae96d7096240.jpg

2024-08-03 03:48:28 GMT

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America also known as Burgerstan

2024-08-03 03:14:21 GMT

Today I sweated so hard during my workout that I was completely drenched. It felt amazing.

2024-07-24 01:43:57 GMT

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I'm not a misogynist. I hate everyone.

2024-07-14 00:52:02 GMT

I like how absolutely nobody in the crowd dropped their beers. I fucking love Americans sometimes.

2024-07-14 00:28:06 GMT

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Fuck why won't it play on my end. What the hell is going on here dammit.

2024-07-12 17:02:37 GMT

Good afternoon, mateys. Make sure to control the environment around you with indomitable Aryan spirit and excellence.

2024-06-26 00:23:16 GMT

It's so annoying that I can't teleport and break people's arms for talking shit.

2024-06-25 20:24:49 GMT

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Speely is right. Is he on Poast?

2024-06-25 20:24:22 GMT

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I like most of their songs. One band you can listen to their whole album. That is pretty rare, over all.

2024-06-25 20:16:11 GMT

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What if you like "I Put a Spell on You"?

2024-06-24 02:25:18 GMT

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Really hoping they get totally removed from earth soon.

2024-06-24 02:00:56 GMT

"WaHmEn ToDaY aInT sHiT" lol how does it feel that you guys got replaced by dildos and cats? Just saying.

2024-06-23 22:58:34 GMT

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Wow.... when did you find out?

2024-06-23 22:48:13 GMT

They hate us because they ain't us. Lmao
#note128a…e9uj

2024-06-23 22:35:16 GMT

Damn I love blades so much
#note1je8…mf2x

2024-06-23 22:18:33 GMT

Why is everyone asking if I quit cold turkey like they can't believe me?? 🤔 I say what I mean and do what I say. How is this unbelievable?

2024-06-23 18:49:44 GMT

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It's also impossible to remove the stains on the concrete from the glue. Solvents will remove the glue.... BUT THE MEMORY REMAINNNNNNNNSUH!

2024-06-23 18:33:19 GMT

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I'm out of the know, man. I live in my own head most of the time because people disgust and disappoint me. I'm literally a lonely wolf.

2024-06-23 18:27:36 GMT

Is this a joke?
#note1nvu…37qj

2024-06-23 18:26:40 GMT

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Well, I would smoke in my garage and the kids would be like.... "Mom, it smells like a pack of niggers in here." So.... yeah. I need to be better. They influenced my decision. They never experienced non-smoking Mommy and I want them to forget I was like this.

2024-06-23 18:21:51 GMT

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Yeah, it stinks. I do rituals to mask it. Gross. Over it. Lots of brushing my teeth and hand washing. Yuck. So done.

2024-06-23 15:37:28 GMT

Day 7 no smoking. It's a miracle.

2024-06-21 04:21:25 GMT

I reeeeeeally, really wanted this.
#note1a4a…0heg

2024-06-19 13:21:47 GMT

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Hello and good morning. I heard someone talking about you through the grapevine. Instead of telling you what they said, I'll just tell you who said it. His handle on Gab is gab.com/neofugue1
Seems like an unhappy camper.

2024-06-16 15:05:30 GMT

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Great! Nightmare fuel!

2024-06-16 14:55:10 GMT

Happy Father's day, to all my HOT DADDIES!

2024-06-16 14:40:42 GMT

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Is this about me?

2024-06-15 17:23:48 GMT

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Flashbacks to fried baloney sandwiches and vinyl couches intensifies

2024-06-15 16:10:51 GMT

Yeah, I broke it off with Mr. "I love you without even meeting you" guy.
Can't. Red flag. I have such a GRUELING interview process.

2024-06-14 19:44:31 GMT

My little girl thought this was funny 😁
#note1g0j…7lvf

2024-06-14 05:09:39 GMT

Going into any major shit hole and killing 20 random loiterers would probably save the taxpayers 20 million dollars. Just a thought.
#note1g0z…dqre

2024-06-14 05:02:37 GMT

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I'm flighty, moody, paranoid, aloof, loud, and a bad flirt. Let's be frens.

2024-06-14 05:00:46 GMT

Have a cough. Search the internet. Turns out I have tuberculosis. Goodbye, frens.

2024-06-14 04:30:47 GMT

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Thanks! I knew I wasn't crazy.

2024-06-14 04:26:18 GMT

How soon should someone tell you they love you because I am thinking you should probably meet them first .... maybe I'm old-fashioned.

2024-06-13 22:36:51 GMT

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I hate summer.

2024-06-08 19:25:50 GMT

I like texting random numbers and asking if they're breaking up with me.

2024-06-08 15:38:56 GMT

When I sneeze, I want everyone to know.

2024-06-08 01:22:41 GMT

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Yes, but I also don't want to hurt them either.
Remember when you were a kid and they said, "Face your fears". Maybe I need to do that. Maybe it's time.

2024-06-08 01:18:21 GMT

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I spook. I run away. I'm tired of my shit.

2024-06-08 01:14:44 GMT

K so personal problem. I can't let anybody close to me. Is there something I can do to mentally escape my self-imposed imprisonment?

2024-06-08 00:20:25 GMT

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I smoke. Not running. Also fucking short legs, so imma hit the roof and scope.

2024-06-08 00:19:40 GMT

Poast feels like that show Cheers, anyone remember that one? Cozy. Gab feels increasingly like interacting with someone if Walmart were a person.

2024-06-07 00:29:16 GMT

Yep. Think I'll just go cougar at this point. You get to a point where chasing the father figure is no longer appealing.

2024-06-05 00:11:43 GMT

I'm not
#note18lk…d9u7

2024-06-04 16:59:31 GMT

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IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2024-05-23 04:31:56 GMT

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Can't you just delete everything in the link starting with the question mark?

2024-05-21 09:31:24 GMT

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Mr. "I would never date a woman in her 20's because she should marry instead"
He thinks vaginas are gross. There is no way anyone can disprove my theory.

2024-05-21 09:20:28 GMT

Nature and Disgrace on Gab is such a faggot. I would be willing to go out on a limb and say he's never seen a vagina IRL.

2024-05-20 16:29:14 GMT

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"Baby, I ruv you so mush! Preeze send me American dollerz my honey bun bear daddy boy!"

2024-05-20 16:22:05 GMT

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This read a little psychopath-y, but I was meaning to be helpful

2024-05-20 16:21:03 GMT

Holocaust marathon on History Channel
#note1637…4xmu

2024-05-20 16:20:38 GMT

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