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@nprofile…2jyq to be entirely honest while I am of course applying to the grad programs and stuff, my main goal is an apprenticeship in manufacturing or aircraft maintenance or just *something* more hands on. I just gotta make it through this year inshallah

2026-06-11 09:01:23 GMT

The issue with studying engineering is knowing that your cohort is 90% drooling retards and you know for a fact that you're more competent, more passionate and more deserving of a job than most of everyone else but in the end you're probably ngmi and they're gonna make it big solely because you don't interview as well (ie: not as good at lying and bullshitting and asskissing)

2026-05-24 23:14:27 GMT

Back in my days it used to be the millennials who couldn't afford houses because they were spending all their money on avocado toast
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2026-05-17 00:24:37 GMT

Economically dick, socially balls

2026-05-17 00:24:16 GMT

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@nprofile…4c5e bro is 💀💀💀🌚

2026-04-22 00:40:28 GMT

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2026-04-20 03:08:09 GMT

In Soviet Russia, neighbour eat you

2026-04-17 02:46:22 GMT

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2026-04-14 12:40:29 GMT

Dating apps are the best way to stop putting on a pedestal because you will soon realise that 98% of them are REALLY fucking boring and not worth your time

2026-04-12 04:25:38 GMT

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@nprofile…pfpm this is true. 90% of the people I have worked with over the course of my degree simply do not have their heart in it. They are not creative, they do not have ideas, they can not problem solve. The notion of designing something is completely foreign to linkedin-brained first years who are doing it simply because it pays well. Companies wanting bubbly people persons and considering actual talent a distant second is ass backwards.

2026-04-02 21:44:05 GMT

Every STEMslop YouTuber got the same white boy cameraman

2026-03-28 09:16:43 GMT

Gregory technology

2026-03-28 07:30:21 GMT

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@nprofile…26lp leftists love to spin one nation as the kicking babies and eating puppies party when their policy platform is honestly one of the most reasonable out of any of the majors. Like "pay apprentices" and "we should check who's actually entering the country" are going to lead to nuclear armageddon

2026-03-27 23:55:44 GMT

my fedi friend pulse width modulation

2026-03-27 22:40:20 GMT

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remember when everyone laughed at sony for announcing the ps3 at $599

2026-03-27 10:55:23 GMT

vincent van go away

2026-03-27 10:27:59 GMT

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2026-03-27 10:12:41 GMT

self diagnosed german

2026-03-26 21:45:25 GMT

I wonder if China would hire an Australian undergraduate engineer

2026-03-26 20:39:18 GMT

Bouillonaire

2026-03-26 20:37:03 GMT

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2026-03-26 19:40:20 GMT

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At this rate his resolution is going to be as low as 16x16 within another week

2026-03-26 19:39:47 GMT

Hey guys stop laughing Donald Trump being turned into pixels is a serious issue

2026-03-26 11:57:30 GMT

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2026-03-26 11:14:50 GMT

its a very fortunate thing that goth women aren't real

2026-03-26 10:28:47 GMT

feng shui niggas be blaming the furniture for all they life problems

2026-03-26 09:54:47 GMT

Japanese celeryman

2026-03-26 09:47:37 GMT

benjamin netanyahu
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2026-03-26 09:34:21 GMT

*narrows your broadway*

2026-03-26 06:35:56 GMT

Group projects are a chud's wet dream because nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS

2026-03-26 03:06:18 GMT

I work, I eat, I shower. That's it. Occasionally... I take a dump, just as a sort of treat. I mean, that really is my treat. That's what it's come to. I sit there and I think, 'No, I'm not going to read microsoft teams. This time is just for me. This is quality time just for me.' Is that normal?

2026-03-26 00:33:42 GMT

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2026-03-25 23:00:44 GMT

Born to do grunt work, forced to manage

2026-03-25 22:32:33 GMT

My favourite moe anime is the Simpsons because Moe Szyslak is kawaii as fuck

2026-03-25 03:58:58 GMT

you know what? maybe this town IS big enough for the two of us

2026-03-25 03:51:59 GMT

yeah these are good perks
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2026-03-25 01:01:13 GMT

Observing the other person before marriage in any capacity is a sin

2026-03-24 23:25:05 GMT

I've been waiting 4 years for the "not" and the "in" to light up but it's just never happened. What gives?
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2026-03-24 20:32:08 GMT

Isekai dimension where everything is the same as here with exception of 9/11 happening a day later

2026-03-24 20:14:45 GMT

I must confess that I feel like a lobsta

2026-03-24 10:43:30 GMT

there will never be white boy music like 2010s skrillex ever again

2026-03-24 07:40:50 GMT

CATASTROPHIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

2026-03-24 07:01:32 GMT

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@nprofile…75tl
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2026-03-24 04:21:18 GMT

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@nprofile…e8hl hence audiobooks are the one true type of book

2026-03-24 04:14:01 GMT

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@nprofile…gur5 it was one of those one way "screening interviews" for a defence company so just me stuttering into the camera for 15 min unfortunately

2026-03-24 04:09:28 GMT

They're executing me for how bad that video interview was

2026-03-24 03:46:13 GMT

god i hate those stupid fucking one sided video interviews companies make you do

2026-03-24 02:51:01 GMT

this is frutiger aero
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2026-03-23 23:08:45 GMT

Aerospace engineer who keeps talking about beams and wind (those are the only two concepts that exist)

2026-03-23 23:02:26 GMT

One day they're gonna run out of guys

2026-03-23 22:53:59 GMT

I am going to have sex with wikipedia

2026-03-23 21:59:20 GMT

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@nprofile…x4c6 malice, even

2026-03-23 21:56:20 GMT

Hey guys Australian guy with a mullet here. I'm Australian and have a mullet. These are my only defining characteristics

2026-03-23 21:55:52 GMT

Imagine being proposed to here 😳😍😍😍😍
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2026-03-23 21:53:38 GMT

Wallace and Gromit is canonically set in Wigan so there's a non-zero chance that Wallace has eaten a Wigan kebab or perhaps a smack barm pey wet even

2026-03-23 21:46:46 GMT

I love fedi because you get to see at least 8 retards fighting at any given moment it's great

2026-03-23 20:47:30 GMT

Going to duke University to get a bachelor's in kicking ass. Might minor in chewing gum but not too sure

2026-03-23 11:44:16 GMT

I thinkpad therefore I ampad

2026-03-23 06:57:53 GMT

> look at company's "what we do section"
> vague buzzwords
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2026-03-22 07:52:05 GMT

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2026-03-22 01:40:59 GMT

If you or a loved one has owned an MG you may be entitled to financial compensation

2026-03-21 09:21:06 GMT

acab (assigned chicken at birth)

2026-03-19 23:28:29 GMT

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@nprofile…h677 during

2026-03-19 21:28:33 GMT

Imagining a kiwi saying six seven

2026-03-19 21:09:27 GMT

Shit yourself #datingadvice

2026-03-19 02:48:08 GMT

EDC guy who only carries knives and nothing else

2026-03-19 01:14:13 GMT

> go to ADF careers table
> Talk to guy, mention I'm an aerospace engineering student
> Get fobbed off to engineer
> Get fobbed off to other engineer
There's the government efficiency I know and love

2026-03-10 08:04:56 GMT

> you have the equations you need on canvas
> look at canvas
> no equations
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2026-03-08 23:07:16 GMT

I don't get how people can get out of bed past 9-ish. I feel like a slob if I do that. Gotta keep moving.

2026-03-05 00:51:29 GMT

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2026-03-03 19:39:01 GMT

THE PETROL STATIONS ARE OUT OF PETROL WITHDRAW ALL OF YOUR MONEY

2026-03-01 09:07:20 GMT

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2026-02-28 05:19:50 GMT

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@nprofile…75tl and they're right

2026-02-26 23:04:23 GMT

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we do have anonymous class experience surveys. i utterly tore into the sustainability course i was forced to do a while back, not sure if it made any difference but i know someone whos being forced to do it this year so it remains to be seen lmao

2026-02-26 22:57:20 GMT

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i don't think its so much of a thing, but even then this is one of the courses that i *have* to do to graduate so not much i can do about it. such is life

2026-02-26 22:52:24 GMT

got a professor i absolutely fucking hated again this semester 😔

2026-02-22 00:02:45 GMT

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2026-02-19 19:57:13 GMT

Hey man I've noticed you've been living in a lot of glass houses recently which is cool and I'm willing to support you through that but at the same time your throwing stones habit is getting way outta hand and I think you should like see someone about that

2026-02-19 19:53:34 GMT

These people make it way too easy
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2026-02-19 12:44:59 GMT

People keep saying stuff like "I will ensure your continued existence" and "stay alive" and. It's really bumming me out man

2026-02-19 07:27:22 GMT

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@nprofile…caqd @nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…hett canberracels keep losing

2026-02-17 08:53:08 GMT

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japan fucking hates used things
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/nov/16/japan-reusable-housing-revolution

2026-02-17 00:01:12 GMT

@nprofile…yhnc we gaming
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2026-02-16 20:22:10 GMT

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

2026-02-10 20:41:12 GMT

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2026-02-04 04:51:01 GMT

Guy who watches incel redpill shit before breaking up with his girlfriend to make it easier

2026-01-24 10:11:54 GMT

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2026-01-12 21:13:27 GMT

I will never learn how to spell bureau

2026-01-12 06:52:15 GMT

I should get a pair of Heelys

2026-01-12 05:46:53 GMT

New lens arrived. Still gotta properly look at the test shots I took but it is in fact really light and the autofocus is in fact really good

2026-01-11 03:47:49 GMT

Starting to look a lot more like a raptor now
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2026-01-10 08:47:56 GMT

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2026-01-10 05:50:13 GMT

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The real question is if I can be bothered to do this (but less) to it
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2026-01-10 05:48:49 GMT

Said "fuck it we ball" so much they thought I was a nutsack
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2026-01-09 03:58:22 GMT

It's farken HOT and WIMDY

2026-01-07 09:53:15 GMT

It's something
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2026-01-07 09:17:59 GMT

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@nprofile…45ak this does have the benefit of their stuff generally being pretty cheap at least lol

2026-01-07 09:00:34 GMT

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@nprofile…zjs5 it is good fun and only kind of expensive if you buy everything used instead of really expensive when buying new. Even something from like 2008 can beat the shit out of most smartphones lol