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🇬🇧🇩🇪 Mostly anxious. Take seriously, occasionally. Keep in a warm, dry place, preferably horizontal. Do not remove rights.

When I travel, I (sometimes) post to https://travel.thatmanmatt.com

Pronouns: He / Him
Location: Berlin, Germany
Preference: Gay AF 🏳️‍🌈

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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2026-10-09 17:00:56 GMT

This is a sub-toot.
It just wants to please you.

2026-09-06 10:19:35 GMT

Fedi hive-mind, I need tried-and-tested recommendations for wet cat food for my eight-year old tabby-boy Archie.
He's got digestive problems (💩) and the vet has recommended switching him to a “sensitive” food, but it's hard to discover what's actually good out there.
Since I'm in Germany, it needs to be sold in the German market, online or in-store.
So, if you have experience with anything fitting these criteria, please reply.
Boosts welcome.
#CatsOfMastodon #FediHelp #Fedihelp_de #Germany

2026-04-12 10:05:28 GMT

:blobcatoutage: trillions of dollars for this.
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2025-01-26 16:33:59 GMT

Chicago pizza fans, this one’s for you 🤣 :blob_cat_ohnoes:
I think I found my new handle: “coldmeattwicefoldcheese fatty”.
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2025-01-11 20:26:41 GMT

Please enjoy this picture of two very tanned crustaceans relaxing on their pool chairs and enjoying a large cocktail.
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2024-12-31 12:58:47 GMT

Pick your wholesome 2025 New Year Resolution:

2024-09-19 16:03:14 GMT

Sure, why not just spray paint advertising on the pavement?
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2024-08-24 19:10:50 GMT

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simple. You fold them into a neat little ball and put them in the drawer under your bed.

2024-08-04 10:52:36 GMT

Look at this prince on his throne.
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-08-03 17:26:57 GMT

Sluuuuuuuurp.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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2024-07-20 14:23:09 GMT

At the Großer Lienewitzsee ☀️
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2024-06-18 12:20:13 GMT

Apparently it’s Pride Day in the office today so we got cakes.
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2024-06-18 06:56:09 GMT

Good morning from these three 🐐🐐🐐
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2024-06-15 19:42:13 GMT

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Look at it 🥰
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2024-06-15 19:00:01 GMT

Done a load of actual in-person walk-around in-store clothes and camping shopping too 😳

2024-06-09 11:47:05 GMT

Just found a simple solution to a common cooking / kitchen problem 😎
Now all I have to do is establish a subscription model and work out how to squeeze some generative AI nonsense into it and I’m rich.
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2024-06-08 21:31:06 GMT

A late #Caturday entry, paws against the wall while clearly not doing any laundry.
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-06-08 04:49:33 GMT

A ten-years-ago-today surprise from photo memories shoved in my face when I woke up.
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2024-06-07 17:14:59 GMT

It's kind of incredible that a major software manufacturer debuts a feature that screenshots everything you do and only thinks about encrypting that shit when lots of people shout at them.
Where I work, encryption at rest is not just "the norm", it's part of our non-negotiable development standards.

2024-06-07 15:56:11 GMT

This, right now.
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2024-06-01 06:58:54 GMT

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Aaaaand there’s the barf early warning wail, with expected results 😂

2024-06-01 06:37:24 GMT

Lawnmeower.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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2024-05-29 17:16:27 GMT

Talked to a colleague earlier who was supposed to be going to one of the Taylor Swift gigs.
Except her (now former) friend who bought the (four) tickets later decided that none of the other people “were big enough Swifties and wouldn't get the most from the experience”.
I was amazed at the gatekeeping bullshit on display, and not surprised that my colleague is no longer associating with the ticket-buyer.

2024-05-26 15:16:12 GMT

This slight toof reveal brought to you by “you sneezed and I wasn’t expecting it”.
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2024-05-26 09:13:32 GMT

A brief moment of entertainment just now.
A small bird flew into the kitchen through a small gap in the balcony door.
Archie, resting as always on my backpack on the table, launches himself towards it.
Sadly, Archie is not familiar with Newton's Third Law. The backpack skitters backwards onto the floor, Archie goes essentially nowhere until his paws make contact with the table, whereupon he runs full force into the door, neatly closing it as the bird escaped.
Cat unharmed, but befuddled.

2024-05-26 07:53:13 GMT

Oh SPLAY KWEEN.
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-05-22 12:54:59 GMT

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As fickle as a cat.
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2024-05-22 05:49:02 GMT

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This toot brought to you by the ghost of 90s soft metal legend and heartthrob Nuno Bettencourt.

2024-05-22 05:47:28 GMT

A notification of an Extreme thunderstorm warning this afternoon.
I hope this is More Than Words.

2024-05-21 09:52:34 GMT

Enough beans 🫘 for an espresso ☕️ #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-05-16 20:34:15 GMT

Feetz 🐾
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-04-06 05:43:47 GMT

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yes, they absolutely did this after the allegations. They also digitally removed him from the scenes afterwards with the reception and Avasarala.