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2026-03-15 23:19:07 GMT

If you love animals and want to keep them safe buy a hunting pass and don’t use it. Then get other people to join your hunting, not hunting club. Most places I seen have limited number of passes per season. But one person can’t buy them all, so you would need friends. Could be good though, save the deer.

2026-02-23 22:34:25 GMT

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Really? What’s it called?

2026-02-23 22:33:53 GMT

Watching Stargate Sg1 from start again. Don’t think I ever did see all of them since I watched it on live TV back then.

2026-02-23 13:26:24 GMT

Drive in movie theaters, but with teslas and it has a slow charger, drive in relax charge up and enjoy a full inside ur car. Optimus could handle concessions.

2026-02-15 15:59:21 GMT

Elon Musk is going to space and going to take earth water with him. He should have to get it from Jupiter or something. Earths water belongs on earth!

2026-01-25 18:55:58 GMT

The wave of Bitcoiners that came in when I did are some hardened mofos! We just keep getting shit on.

2026-01-12 18:54:06 GMT

What’s the thinnest and smallest Cold Card type device that could be made today? 3mm possible for thickness?

2026-01-09 18:34:05 GMT

Bitkey, but the spending allowance that you set could also be linked and used with your phone pay, ie: Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Pay.

2026-01-09 18:15:01 GMT

Breaking news: Bitcoin Treasury companies still silent as they wait for Bitcoin to pump their bags, so they can claim credit. #BitcoinOnly

2026-01-07 18:35:45 GMT

A normal movie but as the actor types a text message in movie it sends to everyone watching

2026-01-01 20:08:48 GMT

I fell asleep before the ball dropped lmao

2026-01-01 14:16:43 GMT

When all vectors point forward we experience something greater than a god candle. Were there.

2026-01-01 14:09:31 GMT

Move the Ice from Pluto to Earth. Like in the desert, and see what happens.

2025-12-29 22:53:29 GMT

I stoped called people jackasses, now I just make the donkey sound, “hee-haw” and walk off.

2025-12-29 22:03:44 GMT

Turn the moon into a super computer

2025-12-26 18:04:24 GMT

Hear me out, dog food in a can, but for humans. You know it would sell so good with how lazy people are today.

2025-12-25 16:12:54 GMT

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I thought so too.

2025-12-25 15:39:39 GMT

Asked for a Bitcoin Block Clock, the Block Clock I got:
https://blossom.primal.net/6e7dc4cfec60347685080e13aeb16939fdb8045985ce5bd5e727621cd2309983.jpg

2025-12-23 02:06:44 GMT

I canceled my Prime membership, then I saw the new Fallout episode.

2025-12-22 19:36:45 GMT

Teslas self driving, but you can pay daily instead of monthly. Rate would be monthly / 30

2025-12-21 23:38:45 GMT

I have a little bit of stomach pain, probably dying.

2025-12-20 17:00:30 GMT

Think, what are you being distracted from?

2025-12-20 12:48:19 GMT

My dream is to T-bag the bankers.

2025-12-16 20:35:27 GMT

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Fuck Shitcoins!!! Stop tagging me in this trash! Bitcoin only beaches

2025-12-15 17:51:27 GMT

Dude there’s fucking scammers here now too. /facepalm

2025-12-15 17:50:51 GMT

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I’m in incognito mode bro

2025-12-15 17:50:40 GMT

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DO NOT WANT! GFY and ur shitcoin.

2025-12-11 14:19:29 GMT

Tbh I have sold Bitcoin before, my moms dog had a burr up its nose and she couldn’t afford the doctor bill. I wouldn’t have been able to help without Bitcoin.

2025-12-10 04:12:44 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/76dda0548b77b1661656438c93fdf00c0e74c8493338e752c07f2ecb36d81f0b.jpg

2025-12-09 23:01:40 GMT

“If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world.”
-Noam Chomsky
Happy belated birthday Uncle Noam

2025-12-09 02:21:07 GMT

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Click for more

2025-12-09 02:20:44 GMT

When AI makes you a meme:
https://blossom.primal.net/015847c620d42cb8d941b682c9d13ea4dec135f252ffd5da6a1bc3904aa41581.jpg

2025-12-09 02:20:06 GMT

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Click it for more

2025-12-09 02:19:38 GMT

Bitcoin bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/23730ae8ce2b3f21e0f47b34cd74d6fb5ff2e23b68b345ebcfc81b5f37a6fa6e.jpg

2025-12-06 18:46:31 GMT

print("In the year 2140, the last bitcoin = mined. And Satoshi whispered unto the timechain: \"It is finished.\"")

2025-12-04 19:33:46 GMT

Imagine if people pronounced things such as “brb” or “afk” w the word instead of the letters so instead of be are be, it would be pronounced burb, or ahfk lmao. Would be way more hilarious lahmao

2025-12-02 14:31:11 GMT

A renaissance faire, but it’s a Bitcoin citadel.

2025-11-30 17:19:41 GMT

As humans colonize and grow in outer space and other planets , so will the canine species and the Coffea plant fruit.

2025-11-30 01:27:02 GMT

I got a sickness that is like I’m here now I’m gone oh wait here’s diarrhea, I’m back morherfocker!

2025-11-18 13:29:09 GMT

X is ded, Nostr still rippin’

2025-11-14 15:00:42 GMT

Bull run ain’t over! Wait for it… wait for it

2025-11-13 16:32:21 GMT

I’m just an ol’ stray dog

2025-11-05 13:50:37 GMT

Remember, Remember the 5th of November…

2025-11-04 16:48:49 GMT

I need a good orb to ponder upon, hard to find nowadays.

2025-11-02 21:19:03 GMT

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Also a failure is not an end.

2025-11-02 21:18:24 GMT

Whatever it is, you can just do it. Some things take 10 steps, some 4, some 1000. It depends, but anything is achievable.

2025-10-28 17:34:46 GMT

I asked Grok to make a tweet length poem using my recent X posts. This is the result:
Call to adventure BTC whispers bold
Vi Veri Veniversum code truth unfolds
Lazer tits till fiat splits duel in night
One sat for silence vanish from sight
Sets max two mins sweat and sats align
Energy feast where stars entwine
Seal thumps dock wood crazy spark ignites
Sloptoshi mocks chains octopus hugs frights
Upload brain to Timechain vault

2025-10-28 17:15:03 GMT

Follow your bliss.

2025-10-26 17:20:34 GMT

If you have a dog give it a choice sometimes. Like a choice in flavor of food, or between treats. I offer mine chick n flavor and beef flavor can food. They might surprise you!

2025-10-24 16:08:52 GMT

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Also a Cold Card but it’s just a key ring

2025-10-24 16:08:12 GMT

Wet canned dog food, but it comes in a tube like biscuits so you can just unwrap the dang thing, instead of having to scoop.

2025-10-23 15:56:04 GMT

There’s a spammer / scammer dm’ing me here on Nostr shitcoin security or recovery services. Lmfao either way

2025-10-23 15:53:33 GMT

I rebuke this satanist holiday! To hell with it already!

2025-10-16 17:47:29 GMT

When you take a bite of something hot and then you open your mouth and a little puff of steam comes out. It’s like that meme and then he knew he messed up.

2025-10-11 14:24:47 GMT

Most times when the prices drops I think, “someone doesn’t understand Bitcoin.”

2025-10-11 14:23:26 GMT

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The right one with the flower

2025-10-10 18:20:22 GMT

This is the kind of things I talk to AI (Grok) about. I asked him to make a joke about a joke that all takes place in a joke.
So, a comedian walks into a joke—yeah, INSIDE a joke—and says, “Why’d the punchline cross the road?” The crowd, already giggling in this WACKADOODLE nested world, yells, “To get to the HILARIOUS side!” But PLOT TWIST: the road’s a metaphor for ANOTHER joke, where a chicken’s telling a knee-slapper about a comedian bombing!

2025-10-03 16:20:10 GMT

Hearing shitcoiners talking about their bags in the wild, we must be so back.

2025-10-02 16:04:28 GMT

Why are bull runs so short, and bear runs so long? Because things take a lot of work.

2025-09-27 13:16:31 GMT

Today I treat myself to barbacoa nachos that I will make.

2025-09-26 19:03:12 GMT

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2025-09-26 17:28:40 GMT

Up up and away, my beautiful, my beautiful red balloon

2025-09-23 15:51:25 GMT

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No, I just meant to imagine if the feature was

2025-09-23 14:42:21 GMT

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Lmao imagine if removal of these, but only for premium users 😂😂😂
#nevent1q…vtsl

2025-09-23 14:41:02 GMT

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Please sir

2025-09-23 14:40:21 GMT

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Oh right on, never mind then

2025-09-23 14:38:34 GMT

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Zone 1 for 5 mins max

2025-09-23 14:36:18 GMT

You ever played the game Watch Dogs? Their reality is slowly becoming our own. Cameras everywhere, and sounds like Trump’s about to beta test an AI mass surveillance system for something else, but that’s how that crap starts.

2025-09-18 16:55:58 GMT

You think the dolphins will ever come back to Earth?

2025-09-17 21:21:37 GMT

Diamond balls, till fiat falls.

2025-09-15 17:33:04 GMT

Has anyone found a geohash on Bitchat that’s active?

2025-09-11 16:06:54 GMT

About to nerd out on Borderlands 4 so hard, I love these games.

2025-09-08 17:51:20 GMT

Yo! Hear me out:
Birkenstock-like dog paw pad sandal: Open-toe straps over a contoured cork footbed, but sole features raised, cushioned “toe bean” pads (four small ovals) and a large heel pad, made of textured rubber for grip and shock absorption, mimicking canine traction.
If you make it, I want only 5%, but has to be paid in Bitcoin.

2025-08-30 16:58:28 GMT

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Yes on the stacking, no hue on the shuddup! Lmao

2025-08-30 16:57:47 GMT

Take it easy, take it light,
Drift through life with gentle flight.
By the river, calm and bright,
If you spy a beaver, take a bite!
Through the meadows, soft and slow,
Let your worries ebb and flow.
Nature hums where wild things grow,
Beaver’s there—give it a go!
No need to rush, no need to fight,
Bask in day, embrace the night.
With a wink at stars’ soft light,
Spot that beaver, take a bite!
Life’s a dance, a playful sight,
Weave through troubles, keep it slight.
In the stream where dreams ignite,
See that beaver? Take a bite!

2025-08-29 18:10:43 GMT

Be your own Bitcoin treasury

2025-08-28 17:53:10 GMT

Concept: engineer a microbial fuel cell using genetically modified bacteria to amplify atmospheric static electricity into a steady current. Combine it with a novel resonant coil to capture ambient electromagnetic waves. Output would be small, but it would be so cool!

2025-08-28 17:38:09 GMT

Get out in the sunshine today.

2025-08-24 14:54:30 GMT

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#Btc on Bitchat , credit to Sweg ! Way cool

2025-08-24 14:52:37 GMT

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2025-08-21 15:59:44 GMT

Once I realized time is equal to money and visa versa, everything changed.

2025-08-20 16:34:08 GMT

Do everything no matter how big or small with intent.

2025-08-19 20:27:08 GMT

Can I get some chips with the dip?

2025-08-19 14:31:58 GMT

This deer family has been going to the same spot every year, along my walking trail. I’ve watch them grow and multiply only the years. It’s really majestic seeing them, they just chill too.
Today I saw them again, there’s only the kids and the mom. The dad and the brother are probably dead in someone’s belly, but I pray they are just hiding in the bushes or something.. probably not though.

2025-08-14 12:03:15 GMT

Bitcoin was so much fun, then Walstreet came.

2025-08-13 10:50:41 GMT

Take caution with whom and what you give your attention, because you are not just giving your time, you are giving your life.

2025-08-12 07:52:26 GMT

Today it’s time for another legendary leg day Tom Platz style.

2025-08-10 10:12:07 GMT

How did humanity become so desensitized?

2025-08-10 09:38:00 GMT

Rise above the matrix with Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/52e7c7996f412483048ada229b083c85b92cd31a4c3472ce53d11e592995f0d9.jpg

2025-08-08 11:07:37 GMT

Killing yourself to live by Black Sabbath is a Bitcoin song.

2025-08-08 09:29:33 GMT

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U lost me at pork. 🤮

2025-08-07 19:03:29 GMT

Think different w Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/f44655ca8ef84cde1ddd673357afbcd86e3fcc4968b931b3369cd9f80f2ad329.jpg

2025-08-07 17:07:50 GMT

I deadlifted 340 lbs at the gym today. New PR.

2025-08-06 13:45:26 GMT

Getting my back waxed today, it’s been at least 5 years maybe more. This shits gonna hurt 😂

2025-08-05 16:25:11 GMT

Is liking your own posts a form of self love?

2025-07-31 16:29:25 GMT

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Right on

2025-07-31 16:06:17 GMT

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WTH is any of that in the bowl?

2025-07-31 16:04:55 GMT

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Also this is really cool to continue talking on Nostr.

2025-07-31 16:04:12 GMT

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Id still want to verify myself, but would be cool if you could touch 2 phones together for private message part and somehow the phones would highlight the encryption keys on each phone w matching letters, if not a match on both phones then no highlight.

2025-07-31 16:01:25 GMT

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Volatility is fun! Also vitality as Saylor has said