Clown

It's a clown world and you're living in it.

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Last Notes

2026-04-06 15:05:03 GMT

Without Toby Keith still alive to write a patriotic and jingoistic song about the situation in Iran, sorry but I just can't get behind this war effort.
RIP, Toby.

2026-04-01 16:42:08 GMT

What if @nprofile…a0cz is actually Mark Zuckerberg's burner account?

2026-03-31 17:26:14 GMT

It's the last day of the month, you fucking freeloaders, and the monthly donations for Decayable are in the dumps.
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2026-03-30 14:00:26 GMT

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I think you have to show proof of abortion paperwork to get an account approved on XYZ Spinster.

2026-03-30 13:53:19 GMT

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Certainly believable. There's at least 1.

2026-03-30 13:49:17 GMT

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Once a serial killer, always a serial killer.
So I would go with both.

2026-03-30 13:46:13 GMT

How many serial killers do you think are in these dark corners of the Fediverse?

2026-03-26 14:57:36 GMT

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Is Hulson dead?

2026-03-26 14:48:27 GMT

Is the Ignorant Hussy still around the Fediverse under a different name?

2026-03-24 20:51:56 GMT

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2026-03-23 23:22:22 GMT

I know which way I'm going.
#nevent1q…fuza

2026-03-23 14:44:42 GMT

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2026-03-20 03:00:55 GMT

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2026-03-04 17:24:34 GMT

You've gotta laugh at these super serious perpetually online digital warriors who post as though they are in some sort of high level military command post directing war movements when in reality they're schizo holding a phone scrolling shitposts in the dark corners of the internet.

2026-02-24 12:12:25 GMT

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If our psychiatrist only knew about this.

2026-02-24 12:10:40 GMT

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None.
Oh wait, wrong clown. Nevermind.

2026-02-21 16:35:57 GMT

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The Decayable admin team is 2nd to none.

2026-02-21 16:32:24 GMT

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Yours didn't work for me just now either.

2026-02-21 16:24:23 GMT

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It just worked. I had two copies of it that looked the same. Maybe there was something up with one of them.

2026-02-21 16:22:01 GMT

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It's the same file I originally had. Says 1.4 mb.

2026-02-21 16:18:50 GMT

When I go to try to change my profile photo as soon as I hit save I get an error message. It's not big deal just wondering if it's an issue on my end or not.
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2026-02-21 15:09:00 GMT

You can't spell pedophile without tsundere.love.

2026-02-10 03:29:08 GMT

Might be time to bring him back.
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2026-01-30 19:14:23 GMT

Bro, your so-called advanced degree is completely unrelated to our industry not to mention it was a theological studies program from a hardcore evangelical college.
You're not an intellectual.
You're an insufferable dumbass.

2026-01-24 14:12:22 GMT

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Coffee can do that to a person...even an evil clown.

2026-01-24 14:11:20 GMT

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Have some coffee.
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2026-01-23 01:10:31 GMT

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I'm surrounded by clowns. And not the funny enjoyable kind.

2026-01-21 17:21:20 GMT

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2026-01-05 11:57:45 GMT

You're going to want to get in on these Decayable NFTs early. Set your kids and future generations up financially for life. Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.

2026-01-05 03:30:51 GMT

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2026-01-05 02:20:52 GMT

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2026-01-05 02:19:34 GMT

This is the year Decayable takes over the Fediverse.

2026-01-05 02:18:47 GMT

Happy New Year, clowns.

2025-12-16 04:14:44 GMT

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I've been told he's a roofing estimator when he isn't drinking. So in other words a bum.

2025-12-16 03:55:48 GMT

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I never pay attention to the Jonny hellthreads so I don't really know anything. Did he actually get 20 years in the military? Seems more like he would have been a sick bay ranger and eventual broke dick on disability. Maybe he inherited that little condo or something and maybe it's just old and rundown.

2025-12-16 03:46:30 GMT

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It's heavenly.

2025-12-16 03:45:58 GMT

What is Jonny's real story? Does he work? Is he poor? Is he wealthy? Does he do anything besides drink and shitpost on the Fediverse?

2025-12-13 04:28:34 GMT

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2025-12-08 04:00:28 GMT

That feeling when you haven't been on Decayable for awhile.
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2025-11-27 00:56:59 GMT

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2025-11-26 22:22:26 GMT

Went with the 1.75L for the holiday weekend.

2025-11-26 20:36:15 GMT

It's not rape if they needed it.

2025-11-26 20:34:58 GMT

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WOULD

2025-11-26 18:44:30 GMT

You should.
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2025-11-25 17:49:45 GMT

I just bought $10,000 in the new $Decayable token from a crypto exchange in Montenegro. I received an offer via email to get in early.
This was legitimate, wasn't it guys?!

2025-11-18 13:41:54 GMT

Thank goodness Decayable, Poast, and NCD are hosted on FBI servers so we aren't affected by this Cloudflare outage.

2025-11-13 15:15:20 GMT

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We all can dream. Aim for the stars.

2025-11-13 15:05:22 GMT

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Need someone to wipe it up?

2025-11-11 04:49:13 GMT

Happy Veterans Day tomorrow, my fellow veterans.
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2025-11-11 04:41:09 GMT

I got an indulgence from the Church of Satan that says I'm exempt from No Nut November as long as I pump my load in your mom's ass.

2025-10-23 19:05:30 GMT

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2025-10-23 18:54:22 GMT

Did you know the Nazis had clowns working in the concentration camps to make the jews laugh and lighten the mood before they gassed them with Zyclon B and turned on the masturbation machines?

2025-10-23 18:51:05 GMT

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2025-10-23 18:50:47 GMT

You know 6 million clowns died in the Holocaust, right?

2025-10-23 18:49:57 GMT

Aww hell...even clowns are in on the so-called holocaust grift.
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2025-10-23 18:28:34 GMT

Me and the boys clowning around.
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2025-10-23 18:25:51 GMT

Which came first?
The ink or the decay?

2025-10-23 18:25:15 GMT

To decay is to live.

2025-10-23 18:21:54 GMT

To decay, or not to decay?
That is the question.

2025-10-23 11:24:29 GMT

To live a life without having a Decayable.ink account would be a travesty.
Don't let it happen to you.

2025-10-23 11:23:16 GMT

Another day in paradise...aka Decayable.ink.

2025-10-22 19:57:32 GMT

This new data center that Decayable.ink is building is really going to elevate the user experience. If Matty begs they might even let him rent some server space.
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2025-10-22 18:01:40 GMT

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2025-10-22 17:41:07 GMT

I wonder what my seniority rank is on Decayable by now?

2025-10-16 11:57:46 GMT

Those tattoos are disgusting...but I like the undies.
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2025-10-16 00:06:39 GMT

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2025-10-15 23:58:39 GMT

YouTube is down.
Thankfully DecayableTV is still up and running.

2025-10-13 20:39:03 GMT

Has Jeff Cliff died of COVID induced cancer or heart issues yet?
I sure hope so.

2025-10-13 20:33:42 GMT

Did you know that on Decayable anyone who reacted to your post gets notified when you edit it? And you thought we wouldn't notice.

2025-10-13 00:14:40 GMT

Image that face pooping on you.

2025-10-06 11:42:05 GMT

That look when someone says "but not all black people are like that."
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2025-09-11 13:36:51 GMT

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Bastard

2025-09-11 13:34:40 GMT

Clown content comes in short, infrequent, frenetic bursts of schizophrenia.

2025-09-11 13:31:41 GMT

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Please don't
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2025-09-11 13:28:11 GMT

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I don't see that follow yet!
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2025-09-11 13:25:34 GMT

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Many thanks!

2025-09-11 13:07:33 GMT

Follow me, you sons and daughters of bitches! You need more clowns in your life.

2025-08-28 17:54:27 GMT

I clown therefore I am.

2025-08-28 01:47:32 GMT

I've heard that the Decayable board of directors is planning a platform rebrand.

2025-08-28 01:39:19 GMT

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2025-08-28 01:38:27 GMT

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2025-08-28 01:36:13 GMT

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2025-08-11 15:08:57 GMT

He must have moved in next to Jonny.
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2025-08-07 23:22:28 GMT

We're going ballistic!

2025-08-07 16:32:22 GMT

I'm coming for you.

2025-08-07 16:32:07 GMT

You son of a bitch.

2025-08-06 19:16:18 GMT

I am a Deep State operative.

2025-08-06 19:14:56 GMT

This is how I feel.
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2025-08-06 13:09:09 GMT

Good morning.
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2025-08-06 13:06:55 GMT

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2025-08-06 13:03:09 GMT

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Don't tell our secrets, Clown 🤡

2025-08-05 00:49:24 GMT

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2025-07-30 11:24:13 GMT

Decayable is the greatest social media platform the world has ever seen.

2025-07-29 16:17:41 GMT

Maybe I'll create a legitimate Decayable account with my real name and include it on my email signature block and business cards.

2025-07-25 11:07:22 GMT

Happy Friday 🎈
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2025-07-23 17:18:49 GMT

Decayable.ink is the finest collection of people the world has ever seen.

2025-07-23 14:28:29 GMT

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Is she still doing the prison penpal thing with those guys? How many conjugal visits has she made?

2025-07-23 14:17:10 GMT

Uh oh!
Now Decayable has received a subpoena from the Manitoba Human Rights Commission.

2025-07-22 19:47:51 GMT

Good thing Decayable hasn't been subpoenaed today.

2025-07-20 17:58:03 GMT

Business is booming.
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