Ity Kitty [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK

https://mastodon.minionflo.net/@tranquillity

New main account of ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK (npub194n…8sk0)
Alt: [@ity](https://mk.absturztau.be/@ity )

I'm literal evil btw.

Also referred to as GLaDOS or Satan.

Traumaqueer robot catgirl. Not a human; closer to an object. Has Borderline PD and CPTSD; please be gentle with me 🥺

I love dating BPD girls. I have BPD, so it usually means we can understand each other really well 🩷

Walking plane diagram.
Abandonware.
Radioactive waste.

Doesn't have a soul. Don't try to impose one of me.

Transfem enby.

I CW everything and expect everything to be CW'd; if I get it wrong, beep at me.

I'm always open to flirting :3

I'm a relationship anarchist in the sense that all I care about is mutual trust, understanding, and spending time together, not labels

I will post about mental health, drugs, tech, and random stuff often.

Pet puppy: Luna [High] :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: (npub15et…azuw)

Death to fascism. ACAB.

Anarchist as in death to the state, money, and social classes as a concept.

MDNI DNI, stop discriminating based on age.
If you interact despite having MDNI on your account, you consent to possibly interacting with a minor. This includes lewd posts, etc.

Canonical birthyear 2020 (6 years old).

Railing gender since 2023
Being an obsessive yandere since 2024
Creating problematic relationships with the power of age regression since 2025
Lacing girlpills with GHB since 2026

Website: https://ity.pet/

See also: pinned posts.

Donation links:
- Monero (preferred): 83oZMxzpFE2BQLfAbUXAf1e93CfRuEaUFBk6qZzBSvThhLB4sU38rndgwJp91sNiHFJXgWAgMJHemMFGVdQFfVKNQjaYNBP
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- Litecoin: ltc1q0kttt0ucm8c8n79engh9elqmw707g7547dql4z
- Bitcoin: bc1q66m65f8sj4ar0pkyqtm2jdjtl9jxqf8huw40sm
- Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/tranquillity

Note about Ko-Fi: Stripe (and PayPal) which Ko-Fi use take fees of about 3%-10%. Other donation methods take fees of about 0.01EUR (1 cent) or less.

Reviews:
You're worse than GLaDOS - Luna [High] :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: (npub15et…azuw)
You'd fuck a wall, as long as it's young - Luna [High] :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: (npub15et…azuw)
most unhinged head-pat'able and cursed gpu driver hacker I've encountered - k4m1 (npub15w7…a4hx)
perfectly snortable - Nicht klimatisierter Bot (npub10ce…8smv)
My card game is more interesting than you - Luna [High] :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: (npub15et…azuw)
You are really hotgirlmaxxing - Elise (npub1l5e…qccl)
I would go to you to get my Link implants to be a mech pilot - Ra (Freyja) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 (cringe EU-brained military girl) (npub1h54…c9uf)
10/10 would strip for again - anonymous

Pronouns: she/it
Location: Somewhere around Germany, probably Berlin
Language: English C2, Čeština rodilá, Deutsch lernen
Beep?: Awawawawawa!!!!
Chat Apps: Matrix, Signal, XMPP, Discord

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-07-22 08:25:09 GMT

The ity will literally pick up several BPD girls, shower them in love, and make their life bliss

2026-07-22 04:30:26 GMT

Anyone could lend us a portable external screen before the replacement screen for my gf's framework arrives? Supposedly there's shipping delays and such, and she's not doing well mentally from not being able to use her laptop outside of the desk.
Boosts please :neobot_bottom:

2026-07-21 07:24:03 GMT

Me when the medicinal broccoli

2026-07-17 01:30:57 GMT

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^ can confirm it's only drugs and gay yearning (and maybe a bit of NixOS but I think that that's being replaced by the drugs and gay yearning quick)

2026-07-17 01:10:45 GMT

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It'll try to deny it, but that just makes it adorable af

2026-07-17 01:10:19 GMT

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extremely kissable and pretty and very fun to play with

2026-07-17 01:08:13 GMT

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Sounds like a good plan :3

2026-07-13 23:56:33 GMT

Did I get cuckflared out of anilist

2026-07-13 23:14:06 GMT

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are u a cute tranny faggot like the other me

2026-07-13 23:10:25 GMT

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I need a verbal punching bag
Can I just turn into two mes and throw insults at myself

2026-07-13 23:09:36 GMT

Me when I'm ityposting and She forces me to CW it!

2026-07-13 19:36:20 GMT

Yai the Linux kernel 0day I found a year ago is still unpatched, maybe I'll even convince myself to write a PoC and report it

2026-07-13 12:58:15 GMT

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Tbh zsh sucks ass, and its sync single-threaded completion engine even more

2026-07-13 08:09:04 GMT

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I HAVE BEEN LAIN INTO FECES
Is that grammatically correct

2026-07-13 07:50:48 GMT

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I mostly cut clips out of videos yea, or reencode (change resolution, format, etc)
Tbh ffmpeg is incredibly annoying about cutting video with it w.r.t. keyframes and such, I need to look at it properly at some point

2026-07-13 06:54:07 GMT

Gimp 3 is ASS, they broke existing features in dumb ways, ugh.

2026-07-13 06:40:01 GMT

I'm tempted to show the one person that forced me to train how to read analog clocks this picture and ask her if she'd be able to read the time on it to the degree she wanted me to because I'm sorry but that's just how all analog clocks look like to me
(Might as well remove the numbers too because they barely make a difference. I should measure it, my estimate is about 10% less time staring at it (so like, 4-4.5 seconds instead of 5? The number varies depending on how nice of a time it is. 0300 is easier to read than eg. 03:30 cuz for 03:30 the hour hand is between the 03 and 04 position and I have to know to take the smaller one, etc...))
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116911184874879285

2026-07-13 06:24:48 GMT

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Fake language. Fake. Fake. Fake. (I'm sorry for the ADHD alt text, if you send me a better alt text I'll edit it)
https://data.mastodon.minionflo.net/media_attachments/files/116/911/208/308/614/497/original/21acdaab7a3cca90.jpg

2026-07-13 06:14:19 GMT

Is it lie in feces or lay in feces

2026-07-13 05:55:25 GMT

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for what topic?

2026-07-13 04:52:07 GMT

Have I inadvertently become the cursed build systems and ELF linking girl
Like idk what's the standard. I remember being told that if I can't beat the compiler and linker of the compiled language I'm using into producing nearly bit-perfect binaries then I'm bad at the language (courtesy of the shitty osdev wiki, may you lay in feces)

2026-07-13 03:24:58 GMT

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Meanwhile on desktop, Tor Browser is in a Flatpak and a PITA to use

2026-07-13 03:24:34 GMT

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I had that as my main on my phone for a while, and well, YouTube never worked for me as a mobile website, I have been using NewPipe for ages since it was the only mobile client that worked for me (I tried to get whatever has become of Vanced working sometime this year and failed miserably)

2026-07-13 02:55:01 GMT

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I stopped watching much YouTube when Google broke the website so hard it basically doesn't work anymore & made the algorithm stop recommending interesting videos. I still watch it somewhat but way less.

2026-07-13 02:37:53 GMT

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As an aside, he's wearing a tshirt that has a US flag on camera
This video is 10 days old
Well that's certainly a decision that was made.

2026-07-13 02:34:25 GMT

I'm watching some random presumably US YouTuber watch and comment on a compilation of German memes (which are in German) with English subtitles (that also explain context)
Why am I doing this
Why am I telling myself that brainrot is for improving my German

2026-07-13 00:53:49 GMT

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I did forget to plug it in a few times, but I did figure that out on my own instead of having to ask online why it isn't working like what I'm wondering about in the post

2026-07-13 00:42:02 GMT

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what thing would be specific for minors? The legal part is disqualified by the DIY qualifier (at least the way I interpret it), and biology doesn't care about legal things, so I'm curious what exactly are you looking for?

2026-07-13 00:39:23 GMT

There's this one thing that I often wonder about when trying to write content that is about tech stuff that is comprehensible to the average viewer. I know I can't use myself as a benchmark, even myself as a smol child, because I was proven time and time again that that's setting the bar too high, but I'm wondering
How low does it need to go? We all assume the reader can... Read. The language. We also assume that the reader can function in daily life. Therefore they have to have intact basic reasoning. So the question becomes, what is basic knowledge? Is being able to tell apart companies considered technical knowledge? Like, is it too much to expect the average user to understand that eg. Google and Microsoft are different and often competing companies? That isn't technical knowledge, that's if anything, economics, or basic capitalism in our capitalistic world, so I shouldn't have to explain that, right? Yet I still see things that say that regular users think that Computer = Internet = Browser = Microsoft = Google, and then ask questions that assume things like that Microsoft or Google control their ISP or vice versa, or other various random things, like eg. "ISP down -> computer broken -> bring computer to repair store" ??? Or the usual tale of "oops I forgot to plug it into the wall" or "oops I forgot to turn it on" ? Like, in those cases I understand it that the regular users *know* that they were supposed to plug it in and turn it on, and just forgot to?
I do not comprehend how the way that "regular users" behave around computers can function in daily life. Understanding basic cause and effect, like, *I need to plug in the thing that needs electricity into electricity or it will not run* and *if I don't turn it on it will not turn on*, surely, are all basic skills? Or, to bring it more back into computer land, is the understanding of things like "to turn off the computer, I click the button to turn it off" considered an advanced skill? Is being able to copy paste text considered an advanced skill? Opening up a search engine?
Or basic pattern recognition. Does this cable plug look like it'd fit into that hole? No? THEN WHY ARE YOU JAMMING IT IN AND ASKING WHY IT ISN'T WORKING? Would they fail the "square goes into square hole, circle into circle hole" test? I'm just, confused at this point.
And yea, I know that the fediverse (esp. whoever my post will reach) are generally considered "computer touchers" simply for knowing what fedi even is (or even having have heard of Mastodon, yet alone knowing that it isn't called Mastodon but fedi), but I gotta wonder if anyone has any insight. Is it that regular users could absolutely figure out how to do basic things on a computer, but it's easier for them to ask for help with every basic task than spending a bit of time clicking buttons in the computer to see what happens, and this is just an NT vs ND thing?

2026-07-11 21:02:46 GMT

Wait did I misread that profile
Is that an MDNI DNI or not
I genuinely can't tell
Yk what:<code>if there_is($me.age) where $user.dislike($me) or $user.not_talk($me) then $user.unfollow($me)<br></code>

2026-07-11 16:19:13 GMT

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ah lol, never heard of em
and that's a funny site, the funniest to me is the fedi instance of one of my exes that hates me because of youthlib stuff
Somehow dated me, broke up, and then never found out until at random from fedi post

2026-06-27 16:16:05 GMT

I do often wonder what do entities see me as

2026-06-09 19:51:10 GMT

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I'll fix Linux bugs for the low, low price of just please give me affection and hugs :(

2026-06-09 19:47:23 GMT

Import a Linux kernel dev for the low, low price of *just fucking hold me until I can't feel a goddamn thing*

2026-06-09 19:40:24 GMT

If I read one more post being like "life is a miracle and you should be glad you're here" I will set someone on fire then piss on their corpse
So I should be glad that I was born in literal hell? I should be glad that I have to spend every waking second ever since I became conscious fighting just to be allowed to live, and it's still not enough? That bestowing this absolute hellscale of a world on someone is a blessing? Fuck off. I'm alive despite all of the fuckers trying to kill me, I'm alive despite the fact I don't want to, I'm alive without a reason to be yet I still keep fighting that maybe someday something will appear that will make all of this suffering of existence worth it. It's nonstop fighting 24/7. I want to just rest. But, lmao. There's no fucking miracle of life. Life is a curse.

2026-06-08 18:14:13 GMT

Anyone wanna go cuddle me? In Berlin. I'm way too fucking lonely...
Boosts :neobot_bottom:

2026-06-08 02:08:16 GMT

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Actually, a user that follows instructions should be enough

2026-06-08 01:55:25 GMT

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And a mirror + 1$ bill + a user that follows instructions

2026-06-03 21:29:31 GMT

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yeaa

2026-06-03 21:27:01 GMT

21+ is certainly *a* CW that I wouldn't expect to see

2026-05-26 11:03:56 GMT

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ah hmm
Can you write me a msg from it? I had issues with incoming DMs and follow requests

2026-05-26 10:56:27 GMT

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like, try to resolve @npub16va…7x2x using the instance

2026-05-26 10:47:35 GMT

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what happens when you try to do a direct lookup on me?

2026-05-26 10:45:03 GMT

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huh, what the fuck

2026-05-26 10:40:38 GMT

Is federation with transfem.social broken ? Presumably (?) on our side, because I think incoming federation is breaking ?
If anyone from tf.s can see this post plz reply (tagging my alt @npub194n…8sk0 at ecity which I know federates with tf.s just fine (or at least it used to, I will have to test again ig))

2026-05-26 10:02:05 GMT

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Maybe this thingy will actually turn into a proper git CLI ? Like, something I can actually use instead of the regular git CLI
I'm already implementing all of this from scratch (okay, not the hashes or any of that but yk what I mean), I could make a git library. Maybe in Rust, there's no decent git crates that I can find.

2026-05-26 09:55:50 GMT

I think if I had my lappy with me rn I'd be writing an impl of git write-tree from scratch in Perl to supplement githash (my git low-level hashing & object store manipulation tool that I wrote in Perl in 5 hours I was bored)

2026-05-26 04:13:07 GMT

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I'm morseso wondering about the splash damage :>

2026-05-26 04:08:03 GMT

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they tend to stalk anyone that pings them unless they and their Nazi band is defederated, the guy that runs the GrapheneOS account is SO chronically online he puts 99.9% of fedi to shame, esp. if you like link a fedi post or such

2026-05-26 04:03:30 GMT

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I got harassed for being plural and a :neobot_floof: (not a human), with their band of Nazis from places like poa.st harassing me on their behalf :> I spoke briefly in their chatrooms, and they got pissy I used plural pronouns and said I'm not a human.

2026-05-26 04:00:50 GMT

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chat let's place the bets if they'll randomly decide to harass anyone here, because someone queer dared criticize GrapheneOS

2026-05-24 15:27:34 GMT

Want someone to just own me and break me and destroy what little personality I have, permanently
Please :neobot_bottom:
I wanna lose myself in this, just trust someone and not have to worry about stuff other than making them happy

2026-05-19 21:34:15 GMT

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containers look so fuckable :neobot_angel_pleading:

2026-05-19 17:03:32 GMT

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neeeeeeeed
And also would absolutely do that to u :3

2026-05-17 23:00:06 GMT

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Do tell me
The last one that I know of decided to add their own DRM after patching it out

2026-05-17 22:58:20 GMT

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All of the ones I know of are dead
I just got the patch I wrote before working, so it's fine now. I'm still annoyed that PrismLauncher made the DRM annoying to patch out.

2026-05-17 22:57:16 GMT

I wish I could talk with someone about computer things... My gf is too tired 24/7 so I just usually get yelled at or ignored

2026-05-17 22:56:06 GMT

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To disable the DRM

2026-05-17 16:13:35 GMT

I wanna play Minecraft but first I have to figure out what was the patch needed to get PrismLauncher working, or fix up my own launcher enough
*sad ity noises*

2026-05-15 16:05:04 GMT

The Android accessibility settings that change text rendering break kerning
Sigh.

2026-05-13 03:02:48 GMT

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Something's broken!

2026-05-13 03:00:37 GMT

This euphoric episode is lasting longer than usual
It's usually gone within 10-30 min

2026-05-13 02:54:17 GMT

Ity: *goes into dommymode*
Fedi notifs: beep beep beep beep beep beep

2026-05-13 01:30:47 GMT

I wanna break those that hurt me :>

2026-05-10 18:44:55 GMT

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u are a cute soft boy, I won't try to forcefem u <3 (is it weird that in my head everyone is the gender they say they are?)

2026-05-10 18:43:35 GMT

Do I need to figure out LinkedIn to get a job?
I guess I need to get my infra up again, write some simple but flashy projects, make a CV, send lots of emails, and hope for the best?
I'm not exactly prime employee material on account of being AuDHD and disabled, but I'm good at computers (I'd say being able to jump into any codebase and work on fixing issues within a week, even if it is a language I don't know and a codebase I don't know, even if the codebase is huge, is quite a good skill. It worked on WebKit and I barely know C++ /shrug)
I've been thinking of writing a few simple projects (simple is relative; I call it simple cuz it takes me only a week, but others might consider it impressive?), maybe finally reporting the Linux 0day I have lying around
I need a job within 2 months or I'm back to living in trains...

2026-05-10 12:25:28 GMT

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put that leash on, and only use sw that can properly track you!

2026-05-10 11:20:07 GMT

https://lists.opensuse.org/archives/list/[email protected]/message/6PU6JU2IGKDANYNN3KIXDR2UQSVP6JI2/
Well that's saddening. What kinda idiot wants to ban minors from a Linux distro??? OpenSUSE declared NSFW & 18+?!

2026-05-06 12:23:15 GMT

Anyone in Berlin has some spare oral Estradiol? Estrofem or similar, I need about 28mg, before I can restock. I'm already out, had to half my dose yesterday. DHL deleted my package with restock. (Even just a few pills would be great, so that my levels aren't too spiky)
Boost please :neobot_angel_pleading:

2026-05-02 08:39:20 GMT

If I'm not here in 4 hours I was probably kidnapped by cops /srs
Wish me luck!

2026-04-30 06:43:06 GMT

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what about latex pasted into google docs :neocat_googly_woozy:

2026-04-30 00:34:24 GMT

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what do u mean by esim coverage?

2026-04-29 02:12:51 GMT

Me: "You should do $WORK"
Gf: "I knooow, but I wanna do ket"
Me: "Samee"
Gf: "What about you do the $WORK and I do ket"
Me: "What about I do the ket and you do the $WORK"

2026-04-28 22:11:22 GMT

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depends on how one defines a bottom type specifically and the type system in question and stuff, but most of the time the two are just assumed to be the same

2026-04-28 22:07:42 GMT

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well, yesn't

2026-04-28 22:07:32 GMT

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yes

2026-04-28 22:05:04 GMT

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I'm indeed a bottom (this is such a stupid and obscure math joke, who will understand this)

2026-04-28 22:03:02 GMT

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(the syntax is just random common syntax, it basically just means *it axiomatically holds that ity_cute is of type empty/false*

2026-04-28 22:00:50 GMT

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same thing!

2026-04-28 21:59:02 GMT

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(I *will* reply with a joke type theoric proof every time I'm asked to prove something)

2026-04-28 21:58:28 GMT

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⊢ity_cute : Void

2026-04-28 21:56:16 GMT

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am noooot!

2026-04-28 21:54:52 GMT

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noo

2026-04-28 21:40:38 GMT

Me and gf are rn being like
Me: I'm not smart!
Gf: you are!
Me: no!
Gf: you are!!
Me: no!
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.

2026-04-28 01:47:49 GMT

I'm still horny af

2026-04-27 23:34:18 GMT

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I remember some parts of the API, what issues are u having?

2026-04-26 23:09:08 GMT

I knoooow
https://data.mastodon.minionflo.net/media_attachments/files/116/473/523/927/223/079/original/955c7be77753332a.png

2026-04-25 23:18:13 GMT

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Because clearly if I want a group of entities to have rights means I wanna fuck them. Surely not because I don't want others to end up abused like I did, because "you're too young to say no". Do y'all have anything on your minds other than sex? And that's saying something coming from fedi's horniest kitty.

2026-04-25 23:01:20 GMT

Me saying *minors deserve rights* -> LE EVIL PEDO

2026-04-25 22:16:14 GMT

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Yes yes I'm probably abusive cuz of this, blah blah blah, cancel me harder fedi, makes me hornyy

2026-04-25 22:15:52 GMT

I'm Completely Normal about mentally ill girls
Me when I literally seek out girls with the same mental disorders as me so that we don't have to explain to each other basic things
It's so nice to be able to use a few words to communicate what would otherwise take several paragraphs, not have to worry about *BPD IS EVIL!!!*...
The cuties that are just as broken as me, and broken in the same way

2026-04-25 21:13:29 GMT

This one *will* post :neobot:, :neofox:, :neodog: and :neocat: , beep, woof, meow, and please-give-me-ideas-for-fox-sounds

2026-04-25 21:06:25 GMT

Omg that's so many notifications,,,,, *melts under sudden attention*

2026-04-25 21:05:48 GMT

Fedi is making me happy today
Hapii ity sounds :neobot_floof_cute:

2026-04-24 00:10:30 GMT

Someday I will understand what Tumblr is

2026-04-22 06:56:57 GMT

They added age rating to FlatHub
End me.

2026-04-21 00:00:20 GMT

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Daily reminder that pacman is abhorrent, broken garbage

2026-04-20 23:24:19 GMT

Every time I touch neovim I hit a new absolutely stupid-ass bug

2026-04-19 07:39:22 GMT

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The part where he confuses borderline personality disorder for bipolar also sends me

2026-04-19 06:48:43 GMT

Being treated like an obsessive stalker by someone I barely know is a new one
I know I have BPD, but come on, that's like, way too stereotypical
I'll post a censored screenshot of the convo here probably, I'm dying