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2024-06-26 10:50:21 GMT

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Also he has to cross multiple highways -- and if the boy gets ran over by a truck you not only lose the money, you also have to indemnify his family.

2024-06-26 10:48:10 GMT

Lightning as a clearing house is like if every time someone issued an interbank transfer a boy was sent running with the cash in hands from one bank to the other to complete the transfer.

2024-05-25 03:04:26 GMT

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not possible

2024-05-15 16:03:02 GMT

drivechain FUD bingo card https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/0fd99c98-1715788981313.jpeg

2024-05-15 03:44:02 GMT

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consider streaming on https://zap.stream/

2024-05-15 03:43:13 GMT

blup

2024-05-12 14:10:32 GMT

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I mean Atlanta

2024-05-12 14:09:53 GMT

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so it is mother's day in England too?

2024-05-11 22:01:45 GMT

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I had an even worse nightmare: Bitcoin developers, after realizing Lightning cannot scale as previously thought, decide to create a new Bitcoin script that would allow them to do many new forms of L2s, such as
- payment pools
- lightning symmetry
- timeout trees
- ark

2024-05-11 21:52:38 GMT

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https://follows.nostr.com/

2024-05-11 11:08:47 GMT

imagine the "great script restoration" gives Bitcoin unlimited computational power. you can now do anything with script, even more than just OP_CAT would allow you to.
so what? ethereum has had all that since always and tons of people trying to find a way to scale payments there for almost 10 years and the best they got was zk-rollups, which is shitty as scaling and only increase throughput by 2x

2024-05-11 10:59:22 GMT

follow @nprofile…3q28

2024-05-11 10:58:44 GMT

imagine using a "payment pool"
now you're making the same number of onchain transactions but every single one of them requires a bunch of people to sign? and you add a huge risk of bugs that cause money to be lost or everybody has to exit and pay $200 each

2024-05-11 10:55:39 GMT

I wish I could get inside the minds of these people who think "sharing utxos" accomplishes anything for Bitcoin in terms of scaling
lightning is already "sharing utxos" and look at how bad it is, any other construction will be worse

2024-05-11 00:08:58 GMT

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after HTLCs

2024-05-11 00:08:40 GMT

anchor outputs were the worst idea

2024-05-10 23:10:23 GMT

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and I say this after fixing 5 horrible bugs on the ZBD Social codebase that gave existed for months. they were truly horrible.
even though they were so bad still the thing was working somewhat and no one lost any money due to them.

2024-05-10 23:07:48 GMT

all software has bugs, it just happens that lightning software has many more bugs than normal and these bugs cost much more money than normal, and after 7 years of complete dedication of dozens of developers they still exist for the most basic things, and yet these same developers insist in adding more and more complex features to the protocol

2024-05-10 22:56:58 GMT

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/.well-known/nostr.json is the new /admin.php

2024-05-10 12:45:59 GMT

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when

2024-01-13 22:25:08 GMT

Another normal day in ZBD Social development. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/572957b7-1705184707891.jpeg

2024-01-13 22:22:29 GMT

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Not to mention the fact that one really cannot do low value Ark transactions without these being actually literally undeniably custodial?

2024-01-13 22:21:20 GMT

How can Ark scale anything if each Ark internal transaction needs a Bitcoin onchain transaction?
Sure, you can have infinite internal transactions at the cost of a single Bitcoin transaction, but how many active users do you need to not be required to wait 32 hours until accumulated potential internal transfers are enough in number to compensate doing a single onchain transaction at high fees?

2023-12-30 15:23:17 GMT

King Arthur's Gold was probably the best game ever made.

2023-12-30 15:21:48 GMT

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It's not a real thing.

2023-12-30 15:20:08 GMT

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Tell Milei to stop it!

2023-12-30 15:18:46 GMT

imagine if we had to implement "transfers" in bitcoin, then we were left in a standstill trying to pick among p2pk, p2pkh, p2sh multisig, p2wpkh, p2wsh multisig or p2tr
then we wouldn't be able to have any of these until we figured out the best
and for those who think taproot is the best then maybe we should have waited 10 years before the first bitcoin transfer was made
someone would be running a transfers.info website following all the proposals

2023-12-25 16:55:29 GMT

Another Christmas, another Christmas without any useful soft fork.
https://covenants.info/

2023-12-25 16:54:19 GMT

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Where is that?

2023-12-24 12:13:53 GMT

It turns out that RGB requires receivers of assets to already have an UTXO, it can't be the UTXO that has just been created in the process of sending. This is the most convoluted design anyone could have thought about. Why people think this is a good idea is beyond me.

2023-12-23 19:11:10 GMT

CTV is useless. If CTV is activated by UASF no one is going to use it. That doesn't mean we shouldn't activate APO, TXHASH, CAT, Drivechain, OP_VAULT and other things, because these are useful.

2023-12-23 11:51:47 GMT

https://mempool.space/tx/dc711708888b1abb0b56612c60a04243932c1b04023d937cdfd45f9ecb551d7e
This HTLC output from a closed Lightning channel costed in redemption fees more than its value.

2023-12-22 16:12:54 GMT

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You would have done it regardless of hackathons or not.

2023-12-22 16:06:56 GMT

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ahahah

2023-12-22 16:06:00 GMT

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Is that just chess or not?

2023-12-22 16:05:20 GMT

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@nprofile…tp6k how can we add "airdrop" and "giveaway" to the list of blocked words?
Maybe we should also check if there is an image in the post to classify it as more likely to be spam.

2023-12-22 16:02:07 GMT

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@nprofile…tp6k is the unsung hero.

2023-12-22 16:01:31 GMT

This HTLC costed 163k sats in fees to be redeemed, but its value was just 21k sats: https://mempool.space/tx/61ecb673fefcf35aaf4acc79e4bb137cd70504feab058efb8645d5fcbb8b6f11

2023-12-22 15:01:20 GMT

Hackathons are a waste of time.

2023-12-18 22:52:46 GMT

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I still see them!

2023-12-18 22:51:21 GMT

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I am afraid anything I say will be considered obvious.
Maybe @nprofile…rerm will know.

2023-12-18 22:49:24 GMT

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No, I dream about it every day.

2023-12-18 22:48:20 GMT

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No, I didn't even follow you (now I do).

2023-12-18 22:47:48 GMT

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No, it showed up for me in the ZBD feed. Was that because I follow you?

2023-12-18 22:46:56 GMT

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I don't know what this is, but it's nice.

2023-12-04 23:23:12 GMT

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They should rewrite LDK in Rust.

2023-11-30 22:51:18 GMT

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WHAT

2023-11-30 22:33:55 GMT

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On Linux they say it's your lucky day because there is an update! and then give you a link to a Debian package for download.

2023-11-30 22:31:12 GMT

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Dá pra comprar uma caneta BIC.

2023-11-29 13:20:55 GMT

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It's probably broken as always.

2023-11-29 13:20:10 GMT

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I don't even know what is a bagel.

2023-11-29 13:19:41 GMT

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How rewarding?

2023-11-29 13:08:50 GMT

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Type it at the Pay/Request screen, like this: https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/d1dbe7fc-1701263329634.png

2023-11-29 13:06:08 GMT

The reply spam in the ZBD feed is booming.

2023-11-29 13:05:18 GMT

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It looks good at least. What is it called?

2023-11-29 13:04:35 GMT

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Pretty good.

2023-11-29 13:02:51 GMT

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I have played a lot of Final Fantasy games but never managed to find this little guy. It was a waste of time. I could have played Chrono Trigger and got all the possible story combinations.

2023-11-29 13:01:37 GMT

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Isn't that Mark Twain?

2023-11-29 13:01:11 GMT

Social media was a mistake.

2023-11-29 13:00:50 GMT

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hello josh

2023-11-29 12:59:53 GMT

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ZBD games probably.

2023-11-29 12:58:08 GMT