I'm #antifa. Not heterosexual. He/him. I am not nice. Libs & centrists: I radicalize you. Conservatives: Fuck you. No, really. #farmer, #poet, #HandyMan #Actor & #stuntman in Portland, OR. Here to help with #HomeRepair, #YardWork, #Acting, #Stunts, #CreativeWriting, #Editing, or lifting things.
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Last Notes npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) huge ups to the man in the orange just rolling up on Shane's gun. Arms big, hands up and empty. Shane is a such a goddamned coward npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) So. Tired. Of. American. Conservatives. Because they're nazis. The hardest lesson, for me, about modern nazis is that many of them are so fucking illiterate (media and otherwise) that they straight-up don't know they're nazis. What do you humanely do with an incredibly dangerous, sentient dumbass who wants to kill you for the shallowest of reasons that they can't even explain WHEN YOU ASK THEM IN SUB-4TH-GRADE LEVEL TERMS? What do we do? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Palate cleansing after watching Pam Bondi's testimony. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/064/923/155/838/548/original/0083eed4651f62a6.mp4 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) big love, Cousin npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) WHO WANTS A GENTLY USED TESLER SIBER TRUWK DON'T LET IT FOO YA https://youtu.be/RSFbWObcT4A npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) ICE agents better be terrified. They're gonna have to answer one day. It's *so* much easier to discover people today than it was in 1940. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) ICE LEAK ICE LEAK ICE LEAK https://www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-data-leak/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Scott Adams died. He will be deeply . . . Buried. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) well, my first guess is one of them dies npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) In Minneapolis today, ICE shot a legal observer in the face as she was trying to leave the area. It's happening, cousins. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) oooh, Pohlhaus! I wanna piece of that guy npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) WHAT. HAVE. I. BEEN. SAYING. ALL. THIS. TIME. ABOUT. BLUSESKY. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Fuck these cameras https://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) "Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for 'marketing purposes.' It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared." Absolute gold. https://archive.is/hEF7I#selection-5117.485-5117.643 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) YES! npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Holeeeee shit npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) back when I was a stripper, I got scratched by some nameless drunk lady ok my forearm as she grabbed at me. It was barely a little scrape. Healed in 10 days. Here's the scar, 17 years later. Did I need a splint? Shit, I didn't even put a band-aid on it. Who cares what that cop said. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/737/115/359/948/890/original/1e11a29b6570403a.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) officer Insley pictured here https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/737/030/734/604/298/original/d90a6019dcf27706.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Stop asking gods for help. They ain't there. Definitely stop asking gods for help while you ask people for help. It's performative. Everyone deserves help. *Real* help. In the real world. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Hey, anybody got leads on this Portland loser? Let's out his ass https://youtube.com/shorts/Ejl-iXRTQ98 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/669/595/956/126/939/original/ff539a0b79817b83.mp4 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Hey, teachers: you ain't professionals no more. Architects: you, too. Oh, also, sorry, nurses. https://mymodernmet.com/professional-degrees-loans-archictecture-education/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth when she joined Congress in January, 2021: $700,000.00 USD Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth now, as she disgracefully exits Congress : over $25,000,000.00. A stunningly huge 35 times the wealth that stupid bitch-ass fascist had when she got elected. 4 years, y'all. Any idea how she got so rich, or why she's leaving Congress now that Trump's dementia is so bad? Weird npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) and here I ASKED to be called "Beta" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Barn Cat says "I AM ON DUTY, HUMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG." https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/567/354/427/064/663/original/df2eefa53362a595.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) I use Tusky and it's pretty reliable npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Democrats are capitulating to nazis while I'm waking up early to do my own goddamned dental cleaning https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/527/612/208/808/359/original/ba67be606de76b9f.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT ME" *punches Democrats in the arm* DEMOCRATS: "Ow! How uncouth, you rapscallions! Yet, forsooth, for here in this strongly-worded, taxpayer-funded letter, we have honorably outlined ways in which the rules can be further broken to cut us down, because we know you have honor and would never do that, despite the overwhelming historical evidence that you in fact, will do exactly that" REPUBLICANS: "TWO FOR FLINCHING, FAGS" *punches Democrats in both arms* DEMOCRATS: "Ye blackguards! Mine arms are noodly and useless! How will I abuse automailers to beg for money from the peasants with which to craft another strongly-worded letter to the peasants?" REPUBLICANS: *grabs Democrats arms* "stop hitting yourself hahaha" ADDENDUM: DEMOCRATS: "UNTO ME, PEASANTS! Mine appendages are flaccid from the thrashing of my esteemed colleagues, whom I both deeply respect and also share a sort of financial lover's pox from our mutual evil bedfellows! Please, filthy poors, unite behind mine inchoate and denigrating cause!" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Democrats caved on the shutdown. We get nothing but 40 days of hunger. How symbolic. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) It annoys me so much how many long, hard, delusional hours I spent convincing myself that I'm a special, brilliant, handsome, gifted, modest boy, but now any fucker with an AI app can just become dissonant without even trying? Such bullshit npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) pieces of shit. Stay safe. Fuck those bigots npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Incogni and DeleteMe are services you pay for so that you can maintain privacy from companies who are literally not criminals yet invade your privacy and sell your information. Dystopic shit, am I right? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Related: pretty sure I could beat Pete Hegseth's ass even if I was as drunk as he is npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) American politics is "my dad can beat up your dad" but the two dads are actually just fucking npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Skyler is such a little toddler npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Moon and tree https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/330/639/139/415/061/original/e5bdd8d6f977a775.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Joe Biggs is a year YOUNGER than me. And my pic here is three years older than his. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/594/732/826/998/original/1fd2e5d2c25e146c.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/598/999/730/191/original/587485979494112e.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Ross Douthat is only three years older than me. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/579/315/724/993/original/e2e448c2b6bc1f6b.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/317/581/015/192/785/original/7a45a1a63f3790af.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Seeing a bit of scoffing by frontline types about the naked bike ride protest event about how tactically silly and dangerous it is, but here's the thing. . . Not everyone is a warrior or warrior-adjacent. We need to have the space to fight in the way we can. Every warrior knows that being *completely* sidelined will drive you crazy when you know we need to unite in resistance. It's risky as fuck, and may seem tactically unsound to frontline bruisers (like me) but we all want to unite in resistance, and that means risk. Let our people fight as they can. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) To the ICE agents who may be reading this: I know you guys get a lot of hate, but deep down, in my heart of hearts, I know that it's isn't nearly enough npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Y'all, this is NOT CONFIRMED, it's a rumor, but I'm hearing fascist insurrectionist Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio is in Portland. Again, this is not confirmed as far as I know, but if you're out there at any actions, watch out for him and his goons. And for fuck's sake, mask up. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) ICE agents failing to catch a random brown guy who was picking up cans off the street. NO CLEANING UP OUR STREETS! HOW DARE https://youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Our surviving barn cat. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/271/424/855/258/476/original/50dbd7205f7c0ec5.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Whoopsie-doodle https://san.com/cc/app-for-outing-charlie-kirks-critics-leaked-its-users-personal-data/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) You know if you watch that recording of the Trump/Biden debate, you can clearly hear that, when Trump said "Proud Boys: stand back and stand by" it's clear that the word "back" is an aborted version of "by" and then he just went "fuck it" and said "AND stand by" npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) just be aware: Trump is threatening to invade PDX right now, and it's likely to be even worse than it was in 2020, so just be careful how you move through this space while we're under fire. Shit is getting worse. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Pretty incredible bullshit from Brian Tyler Cohen re: Taylor Lorenz's reporting on Wired about the dark money coming from Chorus. He said, and I quote: "literally nothing in the article is true." Interesting, Brian. Then where are the lawsuits? Wired is an established and reputable media platform. Lorenz has also earned her stripes. If you REALLY believed this was all false, you'd be suing. Plus, you claim to be running a "nonprofit for building leftist influencers" but yo, why haven't you spoken to like, Francesca Fiorentini, or to other leftist influencers who won't toe the party line of the DNC? Also: FUCK David Pakman. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Former Maga bastard who said he would "slaughter antifa," Shane Kohfield, has died. Sad. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) ok, so you're saying you're going to fight back...? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) well, that was a weird paragraph and I didn't like it. You compare a human social atmosphere to nature itself —as if that makes sense. Yo: as a depressive type myself, look here... stop justifying externalities to lessen your load. The crazy assholes are ALSO predators. They're here. It is happening. I apologize if that upsets you, but no one is blaming you. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) So like. . . Christians believe the Noah's Ark story. So Christians think it's ok to DEEPLY inbreed every species, including humans. So Christians are cool with fucking their kids. So Christians are cool with fucking kids... . . . Ohhhhh I see now why the death cult is also the child fucking cult npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) the fuck is your problem? It seems to me like you are presupposing quite a LOT about what tactics I am pushing here —which aren't specifically any. The reasons I won't recommend any specific actions are manifold, but rest assured, my obtuseness here is about safety and faith in my fellows to make their own choices. So chill. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) The brownshirts are relying on your civility and your desperation. The question is going to be: if heavily armed strangers —who refuse to identify not only themselves but even their agencies— arrive in your neighborhood and assault people while kidnapping them and meanwhile endangering not only themselves but others? AND, AGAIN, ALL WHILE REFUSING TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES ***OR EVEN THEIR AGENCIES*** Will you, as a neighbor, a human, stand by and watch this DEFINITELY illegal, probably fascist, potentially murderous abduction take place without intervening? The stakes are high. They have ensured that to be true, because they have the bigger gang with the better guns. Predators don't pick risky fights, because it's easier to go hungry for an afternoon than to risk a lunch that might stand a chance to kill you for violating its rights, and, if you know herd mentality, generally speaking, we members of the herd would rather let the killers eat a stranger from the outskirts than risk a maiming, killing, or imprisonment —especially not just to make a statement on our own behalf that many of us would not only refuse to appreciate but would in fact, decry. For the sheer love of the taste of the fresh-polished boot. Ah, the boot. What an aroma! Smooth or suede, you can't argue with the taste, texture, or whiff of that uniform boot. "I know this boot!" you think, like prey to the anglerfish. "The light shines on its surface and I am drawn to the structure." The anglerfish may not eat you TODAY, but you are its prey and always will be. The difference between us and the fish is that up here, we are ALL fish. Fish with hands and voices. We form our own schools. We can stand up, we can unify, we can resist. They play a dangerous game by going dark while they abduct us, because we have always been anonymous. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Regarding the fascist takeover of DC and why the Big Balls Beatdown is a modern Reichstag, if not an outright setup. 1) Trump has special powers in DC that he doesn't have anywhere else, because DC is not a state. This is why DC makes a fecund testing ground for intranational military occupation. 2) Trump is cracking down on this town after some non-white kids allegedly beat up a young neo-nazi who just lost his job at DOGE. 41% of all adults in DC are black, (compare this to about 13% of the general US population), 51% of all the children in DC are black. 87% of the known homeless in DC are black. Trump and Miller are absolutely targeting vulnerable black Americans —particularly children, just by the numbers— out of legal convenience, because we are in the Legal Phase of fascism. 3) Trump is citing weird data from 2023 to support this action, all while saying unhinged shit about DC, much of which is readily fact-checkable. Also he's invading a piece of America over one dumbfuck kid who his Admin fired earlier. 4) As reported, the whole Big Balls story stinks of politically convenient mendacity. Don't get me wrong: I don’t think he *didn't* get his shit rocked. But I have also been in enough pretty bloody streetfights and bounced enough drunk, violent assholes to know what a person looks like when they're posing for sympathy. That little shit is fucking fine. He got a bloody nose, a little bruising, and pee in his pants, but then he smeared that nose blood all over himself, randomly, and sat pretending to be in a daze for a press photo. Look at the picture. Really look at it. The first thing is: why is there SPATTER and clearly-defined finger-smearing all around his body WITH HIS SHIRT OFF? Did he take it off before the fight? Doubtful in a carjacking scenario. This suggests that he took it off after the skrum and smeared his meager nosebleed all over to appear more wounded than he really is. Do you see any abrasions on his skin, such as would be consistent with a defensive tumble of any kind? Look around the elbows for rug rashes or new bruises, even a lump, from blocking blows to the head. Nothing. Just splattered blood. Yo: people don't bleed like this. They just don't. Look at his forearms, around the hips, on the shoulders. No abrasions, no swelling, no hint of a bruise from a deflected punch or a burn around the collarbone from someone twisting a shirt. Just nothing. This is DC's concrete milkshake. Yeah, I think he got his ass kicked. But I think he got off LIGHT. He's milking it, and so is the Trump Administration. And of course, let's not forget: Trump wants you to forget about the Epstein business. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/019/600/029/254/679/original/a3ca60bc644cd9e8.webp npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) The Trump admin is so predictably frail about things like the South Park episode, which even mainstream news outlets are calling "scathing" Yo, that is NOT scathing or even very smart comedic commentary. But it's like, RIGHT there. When you hang fruit that low, it's gonna get picked. The Trump Admin is so cartoonishly evil, so comically inept, and so, so, SO emotionally Temu, it's like using deep Horse Stance in a real fight. Just *baring* that crotch for anyone who wants to punt it. You can't really blame even the rich dicks behind South Park for taking advantage of such a ripe and willing target. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Ok look, new archers... don't dry-fire bows. You can give your recurve a *short* twang to settle your string, but DO NOT full-draw dry-fire your bow. Bows are designed to transfer energy into an arrow. If there is no arrow for the kinetic energy to take, it rebounds through the bow and your hands and arms, but mostly through the bow.. This can make the bow snap, unseat the string, etc. Also, I know this is dorky, but wear safety glasses/goggles like you would at a firing range. A snapped string can lash your eye just as badly as a bullet fragment. Be smart. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) I ain't no stinkin' ICE agent, how dare u https://youtube.com/shorts/wCgZdScBydA npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) So the other day I told Dad he can disable Google AI results on a per-search basis by adding -ai at the end of his queries. This morning, he says "I asked Google 'how do I disable ai results on google -ai' and it gave me zero results, wtf is that?" "Have you ever told your kids 'because I'm your father' as an answer to an inconvenient question?" I asked. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Also, I sell chickens and muscovy ducks as well as their eggs, around the Portland, OR area. They are TRULY free ranging and have a varied, antibiotic-free diet on organic land. Our muscovy ducks are $25 each. Our chicken and duck eggs are 8$/dozen. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Fellow gamers: The martial art Pak Mei (from the VERY good video game, Sifu) is just not for real-world fighting. It just isn't, yo. As fellow martial artist and Youtuber Rantoni said: parts of Pak Mei are probably useful as *supplementary* techniques for pressure-tested arts such as some MMA, boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, etc, but like. . . Pak Mei is mostly floral. Also: when punching, please use a FIST. Not a leopard fist, not a "crane's beak" — just a fist. Keep your fist tight or you'll hurt yourself. When palm striking, use the medial third of the palm, with a focus on your pisiform bone as the striking surface. When elbow- or knee-striking: use your elbows and knees. Don't be weird. Use the right tools. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea: famed deceiver of children, steroid abuser, abusive parent/husband, fascist, capitalist idiot, has died. He will be. . . Buried npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) “I’ve always thought Dave was cool, but work/life balance stuff is hard, so we barely hung out. However, in 2025, starting randomly around January 20th or so, I just really wanted to make sure I was being intentional with my time,” said casual friend and registered Democrat Haley Abebe. “Dave has always liked guns, so if I’m gonna be a good friend, I should care about his interests. And if in the process of holding space for Dave and his hobbies, I learn firearm safety, target acquisition, small unit tactics, room-clearing, team movement, small demolitions, vehicle sabotage, counter-custody, and the basics of urban guerrilla warfare, that’s just the cost of having a healthy friendship.” https://thehardtimes.net/culture/leftist-who-actually-knows-stuff-about-guns-suddenly-real-popular-in-friend-group/ #parody npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Hate to say I told you so, but Bluesky took a noticeable turn for the worse, at least for most antifascists I know, maybe 2 months ago. They say they *were* getting lots of news and interesting takes until some kinda change to Bluesky went into effect. Not so great now, apparently, and a lot of them are saying they have no alternative. . . https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/908/922/406/096/866/original/a688f420be105b03.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) They're moving to erase us, cousins. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna220342 npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) My first (documented) job was in a ward for disabled folks, back when I was 18 years old. One of the clients there was lifelong blind, as well as schizophrenic. During her lucid times, we had absolutely amazing times together. Her name was Pearl, she was 73 years old, and she could read with her fingers faster than I could with my eyes. Pearl suffered from anxiety spells, on top of her schizophrenia, so at first, she sometimes asked me to read to her so she could sleep. Eventually, SHE would be reading to ME. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) One problem with being both a gig-working contractor and a gig-working massage therapist is that every time I get a therapy gig, I have to like, carve my hands out of the hooves they've become from the labor. AND DOES ANYONE PAY ME TO DO THAT? NOOOOOoooo. Nobody wants hoof massage anymore npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Ok, firstly: 😆 Secondly: RIP Aaron. You deserved better. https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) New policy: anyone wearing Alligator Alcatraz merchandise gets hoofed in the Joy Department. Also they have to give me all the cash in their wallets npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) historically, the people relent npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) yeah, this is basically what I'm talking about npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) ICE is in the "fuck around" phase right now. All these protests, all these videos of neighborhoods chasing them off, screaming "SHAME", the fact that ICE is now a gang of anonymized kidnappers BY POLICY. . . All of these ingredients are stewing in the big pot of cultural tolerance. The fascists don't seem to appreciate how polite the public has been so far. Recently, outside Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, some freak honeypotted firefighters for reasons that don't matter so that he could shoot them. Now, I'm going out on a limb here a little bit, but. . . Firefighters are probably smarter than ICE, and this is the most armed nation on Earth. When a federal institution of unaccounted, masked gangsters steal enough folk's pregnant wives, or their beloved abuelas, OR THEIR ACTUAL CHILDREN and disappear them, someone is gonna decide it's worth it to go out blasting. The feds are on thin ice. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Supervillain https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/807/966/730/212/745/original/9091f1e62861b488.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) How can it be true that we are deporting immigrants using their tax information, or at the courthouse for their immigration hearings, or at their workplaces, or even if they don't have criminal records, if they're 1) not paying taxes 2) not trying to legally stay here 3) not working 4) criminals npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Ok. I admit it. I am furious. I'm angry even at my own family, at whom I've been talking about the rise of fascism for A DECADE. I am SUPER pissed at you, liberals. I can't FUCKING believe that you let them do this again, all while prosecuting us, the leftists, calling us "extreme," telling us to stop being disruptive, pushing respectability politics. Threw fits about Bernie Sanders, vaccines, trans people. You hard-hearted, selfish, ignorant, short-sighted, nut-studded pieces of shit. You helped kill so many of us. We all know Republicans and Conservatives are fascists. Thats how fascism works. Google the word. Be sure to add "-ai" as an addendum to your query. Do the same for the words "addendum" and "query." My heartfelt insult aside: we know who the fascists are. We knew what they were doing. We called it. We explained it. We fought it here and in the streets. You? You backed the blue. You wore pink fucking hats. You stopped masking even though we are still in a pandemic. You FUCKING FOOLS. When was the last time liberals handed power to a fascist dictator? OH, RIGHT. Get in the fight or get the fuck out of the way, you sea of Judas's. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Trump's BB bill passed. So expect things to get worse. Please let this radicalize you npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) In a time of fascist aggression, "I'm not political" = default fascist. And fascism is always with us. It's the herpes of society. It's chilling in our social ganglia like a goddamned closet monster. You're either antifascist or you're a potential fascist, like those NPC's in The Matrix. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) holy fuck npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) I called them spineless little fractions of human beings npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Another day, another team of sweepers hired by Portland to tuin what very, very little property the houseless have. I cussed them the fuck out and they literally said "this is my job." Gods, I fucking hate these people npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Last night was tough. I was alone on the ranch when Usagi the Sheep gave birth to her first lamb, Antigone. I could tell she was still in labor with a twin, so I waited around and watched her, but after 45 minutes of panting and pawing and no movement, I investigated, and, (I have close to zero experience and no formal education about this) decided that her second lamb was malpositioned and would need an assisted birth. I couldn't get a vet to come out here in a timely manner at that hour, so I donned my long gloves and got my hands wet, afraid that I was wrong and jumping the gun, subjecting the belabored mother to more trauma. But I was right. The lamp was malpositioned, legs entangled, neck bent. After a really freaky and very. . . Organic. . . 10 minutes, we brought the little one out. He was smaller and weaker than his sister, but he was breathing and even stood up for a bit. But after a few minutes, he laid down and wouldn't stand. He was notably cooler than his sister, so I ran and got a hair dryer and dried him off and warmed him up. He livened up a bit, even taking some steps, but then after another 15 minutes or so, he collapsed and stopped breathing. I performed resuscitation for 10 minutes with him wrapped in hot towels, but he just didnt have the strength. So just after 11, I buried him down in the pet cemetery in the meadow and went home to wash the evening off of myself. Usagi and her daughter are totally fine! This was her first pregnancy, and they can be complicated like this. I just wish I hadn't been on my own for this experience. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Y'all hear about this Texas schoolteacher who tried to get ICE to come take his schoolchildren away? https://youtube.com/shorts/qvexUTEoWHs npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) when you say "refine" do you mean you "requery" many times? npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) the big takeaway here seems to be that bolt cutters and a hammer are all you need to outfit a platoon with stolen US military goods. Nice country we got heere npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) the darkest hour is just before prawns npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Pretty fucking funny to see MAGA "alpha" male Andrew Wilson bring olive and pickle jars as props to his podcast conversation with Naima Troutt. He challenges Naima to open a jar, as some kind of soup-brained attempt at making a point about masculine superiority. "Alright bro," she says. "I can't do it. YOU open it." She slides it across the table to Andrew. Andrew struggles visibly for a long time, his meager neck-veins bulging beneath the beard he thinks looks good. "Uh, oh, Andrew," says Naima, "if you can't open it. . ." "Your hands greased it all up" he lies, cuckingly (I can say that; it's my word, also —foreshadowing) as he wraps his shirt around the lid. Andrew fails. Naima says "Andrew, does this mean I own your free will?" Andrew deflates and sets the jar down. Naima's boyfriend walks over and opens the jar instantly and without my perceived effort. According to MAGA law, I think Naima's boyfriend now like, owns all of Andrew Wilson's free time, or something npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) fascist USA npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) I'm all for diversity of tactics, but yo, liberals: if you PLAN to get arrested, do it for something more effective than sitting down somewhere you're not supposed to. We're past that. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) I hate the clickbait titles of everyone's videos these days. No one IMPLODED during your video of some subway drama. No one was COMPLETELY EXPOSED im your VIDEO. Nobody was TOTALLY MURDERED with REAL MURDER in their ASSHOLE, ANALLY, using FACTS and LOGIC npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Pigs lie. KATU lies. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Another day at the office https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/451/880/386/006/118/original/8af0c130a87849ad.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) amazing shot npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) you HAVE to parboil stinging nettles npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) we make nesto. Ground garlic, salt, a favored nut, maybe parmesan, some olive oil, and a little time. npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) bro, you think I don't know how to make food out of nettles? I AM SURROUNDED npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) So hey, here's a thing about labor that white people need to know: wildlife is a real thing that exists not only on your Attenborough narrations. Wasps build nests IN THE DIRT like some kind of claymore mine that chases you for a half mile. Wasp stings can kill even a healthy person in minutes if there's enough of them. Biting ants set up camp IN your gear in less than 30 minutes after you've set it down and you have your shit stored in the shade. Then you pick it up and haul it back and yeah, you're swarmed. Stinging nettles (HUGE ones like those pictured) which will fuck you the fuck up. . . Or skunks who righteously freak out because YOU disturbed their nests where there little babies are so they hose you from stem to stern with all they're impressive chemical warfare. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/434/791/763/830/398/original/7d955b30030cffca.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) My friend's next-door apartment in Hillsboro got raided by ICE because the tenants complained about "an uninvited family member". The thing is. . . The complainants are not white. So ICE came and disappeared someone and now they're watching the entire apartment. DO NOT TRUST THE PIGS npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Just found an [actually dying] opossum on the lot here. She's cold in her mouth an underarms —even inside her pouch. Badly wounded by what looks like a coyote bite. The smell, even the flies, are part of a trick, but she's genuinely in shock. I removed and discarded two of her still-wet-but dead little ones from within her and cleaned up her wounds. I got her bundled up and out of sight of the hawks. Left her with a little fresh water and some snacks in a pile of crappy sheep wool and feed hay. Hope she's up and gone by tomorrow. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/423/539/991/692/990/original/701d303a12dd1111.jpg npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) that's true but also quit shitting on our dreams npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) This motherfucker never heard of the posse comitatus act? Oh, wait. Of course not https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/strengthening-and-unleashing-americas-law-enforcement-to-pursue-criminals-and-protect-innocent-citizens/ npub177pn5em5dughj5xryjtjw00rtrzdleymsa9dt54p97fxeajrnvyqzhh3x3 DirtWood (ICEbreaker) Neotropolis pics. My first festival in quite a long time. Cyberpunk feels more and more contemporary every day. https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/416/501/286/844/556/original/3128cdf775bf483a.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/416/512/521/320/591/original/c886339216cdbe1b.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/416/513/384/096/819/original/e2bc9aad1a548f2d.jpg https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/416/514/406/994/916/original/46f2fc422fb87407.jpg