Gormbert

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2026-08-30 03:50:17 GMT

@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…fq95 ok now answer this one: who is Greg Farshtey's waifu, krahka or Lariska or is it another character? He really seems to like those 2
#nevent1q…svl6

2026-08-07 13:50:58 GMT

Gulf War Syndrome confirmed to be caused by the curse of a djinn

2026-08-06 12:25:29 GMT

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2026-08-01 02:41:36 GMT

Sitting on the deck smoking a cigar. Life is good. Here's to you guys 🚬🥂

2026-07-31 10:18:08 GMT

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2026-07-28 23:12:05 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…tq97 hey grok what space movie came out in 1992

2026-07-25 00:03:35 GMT

@nprofile…6ns5 1v1 me in The Pit shotty snipes only I'll kick your ass

2026-07-24 10:28:36 GMT

Just had a dream where there was a mod for Skyrim called "Scary Skyrim" and all it did was add women to the game.
#DreamDiary

2026-07-09 15:38:12 GMT

Lmfao the Chinese government is making love and deepspace go offline until they get rid of fanservice. Chink feminists should have left Snowbreak alone.
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2026-06-02 02:26:34 GMT

Zombie apocalypse survival load out and fit, pls rate
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2026-06-01 01:36:30 GMT

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@nprofile…fnfq @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…yfzn @nprofile…afkj no? I have a blue archive avatar nigga I'm clearly Varish Angout diaspora

2026-05-25 20:51:46 GMT

Ponypanda's baby came out Chinese!????

2026-04-29 13:19:31 GMT

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@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…26lp @nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…87ru birth control pills are straight up a shitload of estrogen, women pee it out, municipal water systems can't effectively filter it so it goes back into the tap water.

2026-04-27 01:56:26 GMT

I'm a chucker
I'm a sucker
I'm a fucker
I'm a city slicker

2026-04-27 01:35:29 GMT

Big Bear. He is looking at Big Pig.
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2026-04-25 23:09:01 GMT

Inventing new forms of quantum rape

2026-04-24 20:00:47 GMT

I wish women were real

2026-04-16 01:42:00 GMT

The Shape Store
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2026-04-14 04:35:51 GMT

:sog:
Sog of women
Sog for the year
Sog for the laughter
Sog for the tear
Drink on
Drink on
Drink on
:water1: Hydrate til your dreams come true :water1:

2026-03-26 04:12:56 GMT

im going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa

2026-03-23 02:43:56 GMT

Going to mugicha.club, y'all want anything?
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2026-03-23 02:33:10 GMT

Big fan of when women don't have penises

2026-01-31 23:38:35 GMT

Thanks Todd
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2025-12-23 04:34:24 GMT

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2025-12-22 06:26:18 GMT

🤯
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2025-12-21 01:51:52 GMT

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2025-12-20 18:08:40 GMT

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@nprofile…5neu cc @nprofile…k8kd here is some ragebait for you today Jeff. Sorry to do this to you.

2025-12-19 18:51:16 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 wow he's just like star wars
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2025-12-18 01:47:59 GMT

"STOPPING AT THE ORCHARD, BUYING SOME APPLES. STOPPING AT THE ORCHARD, BUYING SOME APPLES. STOPPING AT THE WINERY, BUYING SOME WINE. IT'S JUST ENDLESS! AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID OFF THE MERCHANTS' GUILD FOR THE LOAN ON YOUR CART??? AAAAAHAHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!!?!"
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2025-12-16 14:51:24 GMT

Bro :marseysob:
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2025-12-16 00:58:41 GMT

Cells at Work! Netflix live action cast just dropped
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2025-12-15 00:20:09 GMT

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2025-12-12 19:30:42 GMT

When I go to the Bass Pro Pyramid do I have to memorize the Book of the Dead to get in?

2025-12-12 19:28:36 GMT

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@nprofile…2qfh barnsen noble

2025-12-12 19:04:52 GMT

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@nprofile…edwx Evangelion

2025-12-12 02:54:10 GMT

Jeets have a deep hatred for Jesus Christ because by His cross, the world is redeemed.

2025-12-11 15:34:36 GMT

Asuka from Evangelion saying "Feliz huevos"

2025-12-11 02:11:18 GMT

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@nprofile…tcqh @nprofile…37az remindér the founding myth of Romanians is that they stole one of the nails the Romans were going to use to crucify Jesus with and God was pleased, so now God lets them steal anything they want

2025-12-10 19:03:43 GMT

Referring to Phaezon Samus as NiggaSamus

2025-12-09 21:08:32 GMT

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@nprofile…p2ej finally the FDA redid the food pyramid :happyday:

2025-12-09 20:17:21 GMT

hey linkedin I just finished a bible study unit on the rapture and here's what it taught me about B2B sales

2025-12-09 05:52:27 GMT

Under fascism, my job would be to argue with people online between the hours of 7AM and 5 PM tel Aviv local time (this is the job I have right now actually so nothing would change)

2025-12-09 02:58:55 GMT

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@nprofile…rpra she got Brazilian buttlift Botox in her brain? :niggamindblown:

2025-12-09 02:56:43 GMT

If she won't get a BBL for you is she really the one?

2025-12-07 20:45:06 GMT

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@nprofile…tcqh didn't your parents tell you never to go swimming within 30 minutes of eating? Same thing 🫃

2025-12-07 04:51:02 GMT

We should triple world hunger

2025-12-07 03:45:36 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d @nprofile…wdmr I like vns because I love videogames but I am bad at them

2025-12-06 02:08:20 GMT

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2025-12-05 15:58:23 GMT

Boob morning friendiverse
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2025-12-05 05:42:53 GMT

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2025-12-05 05:35:33 GMT

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2025-12-04 02:53:57 GMT

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2025-12-03 22:33:56 GMT

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2025-12-03 22:26:25 GMT

What if Big Pig but also pigpoopballs

2025-12-03 05:15:36 GMT

Busting a nut on a marble bust without asking the tour guide, getting banned from the local art museum for life, being charged with statutory rape for raping a statue. #VillainOriginStory

2025-12-03 04:38:35 GMT

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@nprofile…2qfh why does she look like a hargraven from Skyrim

2025-12-03 02:40:43 GMT

I'm 10 minutes in and she's right
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2025-12-03 02:19:55 GMT

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@nprofile…r5g8 I will motorboat her and save everyone

2025-12-03 02:16:21 GMT

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@nprofile…r5g8 nice but why's her mast underwater?

2025-12-02 19:34:42 GMT

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@nprofile…9av6 @nprofile…jj07 @nprofile…7gzz cool chatgpt response. You should have just told him "stop being gay nigger"

2025-12-01 03:04:36 GMT

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2025-12-01 02:07:08 GMT

Muzslims be reading the Korean

2025-11-29 02:38:39 GMT

#FoxgirlFriday #Wakamo!
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2025-11-28 22:00:45 GMT

Niggasouls

2025-11-28 18:01:26 GMT

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@nprofile…nvuz gm
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2025-11-28 03:04:20 GMT

Smoking cigars would look really badass but I am terrified of doing it because I'm afraid someone might replace the cigar with TNT like in Looney tunes and make it explode in my face causing me to look like I'm wearing blackface

2025-11-27 23:35:15 GMT

Club Nigeria

2025-11-27 03:26:21 GMT

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@nprofile…nqc4 @nprofile…7gzz I told her she should cosplay as Pekora instead and she sperged out for 7 messages straight lol

2025-11-27 02:34:23 GMT

@nprofile…7gzz look what they did to your girl 😔
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2025-11-22 18:48:47 GMT

Every time I see Maruzensky's name now this plays in my head with Cecelia Immergreen reading it in French
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2025-11-21 22:18:14 GMT

Why do they call it "ERP" software wtf this is just business numbers and inventory and shit how am I supposed to cum to this

2025-11-21 21:22:06 GMT

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@nprofile…r5wm @nprofile…p2ej it's also really really easy to do insider trading with it, for example some of the bets are "guess what words the CEO of whatever company will say on their earnings call" and if you're writing the notes for him to read off then you can bet on keywords you make him say.

2025-11-21 21:08:53 GMT

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@nprofile…p2ej they have sports gambling on Robinhood now ("prediction markets") and he has pivoted to investing in that mostly

2025-11-21 20:59:45 GMT

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@nprofile…p2ej :marseygambling: <-- he is still day trading on Robinhood in 2025

2025-11-21 17:09:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n non-white statement.
White men like tits because tits make milk, which is white like them.
Black men like ass because it makes poop, which is black like them.
Asian men like cunny because it makes pee, which is yellow like them.

2025-11-21 17:03:43 GMT

Wakamo!
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2025-11-21 16:59:50 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot7DvAWSeI
first segment here

2025-11-21 16:56:33 GMT

just watched a dude get a windows support scammer stuck inside a TempleOS virtual machine and the scammer had a mental breakdown and turned gay. It was like the scammer watched the Ark of the Covenant being opened lmao God is powerful.

2025-11-21 02:52:20 GMT

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@nprofile…5r8m this is fake news

2025-11-21 02:45:51 GMT

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2025-11-21 02:37:27 GMT

WHAT THE FUCK :niggamindblown:
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2025-11-19 17:10:51 GMT

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@nprofile…wdmr 75 cents in the vending machine (1/4 the price of a 1L cokey cola) and still no takers 😔

2025-11-19 05:47:46 GMT

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2025-11-17 04:42:31 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d @nprofile…wdmr this gif gave me cooties

2025-11-17 04:40:37 GMT

@nprofile…g2j3 fake and gay yet funny light reading thread, please enjoy
https://nigger.poast.org/RAEFOSnetwork/status/1989600527609712844#m
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2025-11-12 02:36:14 GMT

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2025-11-11 01:22:06 GMT

Moana 3: Moana vs. Makuta

2025-11-07 20:00:10 GMT

"JD" Vance stands for Jeet Deleter Vance

2025-11-05 19:24:20 GMT

I made a fake Instagram account once so I could like and comment on anime tit meme pages. I used a name from a starwars novel so people would know I was cool, but everyone thought I was just a normie Malaysian. 😔

2025-11-05 04:15:15 GMT

Am I the only one who remembers the jew rape tunnels in New York and how they had bloody mattresses down there 💀

2025-11-05 04:09:18 GMT

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2025-11-04 02:34:07 GMT

Shooting up some Moderna mRNA recombinant fent, call me Jeff Floyd

2025-10-28 02:52:27 GMT

"Nigger" is an insult while "nigga" means friend. This is because they come from two different words in Old English.
"Nigger" derives from "nêgrœn" (black) while "nigga" derives from the old pronunciation of "Sir Knight" wherein the suffix "ght" was said as "ghet," thus "ser nig ghet." Calling someone your "nigga" is literally calling them a Knight.

2025-10-23 18:33:15 GMT

The banks are out of money

2025-10-22 00:45:45 GMT

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@nprofile…p2ej I'm a Knights of Sidonia nigga myself but yeah

2025-10-17 18:10:00 GMT

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@nprofile…k2fw hell yeah. I just always wear a backpack and put a water bottle in it

2025-10-17 01:47:20 GMT

I should make this my avatar
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2025-10-11 23:50:24 GMT

We need a vtuber who speaks Quenya

2025-10-11 22:35:48 GMT

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2025-10-11 15:37:54 GMT

The lion is going to the gas station store, anybody need anything?