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Last Notes

2026-04-13 07:16:21 GMT

here's the results with left-bread winning with big margin
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2026-03-31 10:55:13 GMT

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no switched off. I also allowed broteus to save all

2026-03-31 10:48:06 GMT

every time I reload browser, AkkoFE session breaks and I have to login again :cry:

2026-03-25 16:29:33 GMT

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I'll build my own 999% vibe coded client in a vibe coded programming language on a vibe coded architecture in a vibe coded hypervisor to annoy fedizens

2026-03-25 14:23:26 GMT

I'm dumb :kaia_dumb: I wish I could undumb myself.alas

2026-03-25 07:48:15 GMT

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yonle is fedi famous

2026-03-23 13:29:48 GMT

if you are using anything but pure curl requests to post on fedi, are you a true tech person??

2026-03-04 14:40:46 GMT

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especially tech folks love to make things as inconvenient as possible for themselves :RosThink:

2026-03-04 11:37:19 GMT

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I was told nobody should self host mail

2026-03-04 10:12:59 GMT

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every single of those foods would kill me :aismile:

2026-02-27 09:21:02 GMT

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Estonian Punch Club :acat_punchies:

2026-02-20 09:10:56 GMT

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stronk sanek arc. but also note that girls statistically prefer muscular but also bit chubby guys :bugcat_nod:

2026-02-20 09:03:06 GMT

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(inb4 buff sanek)

2026-02-19 11:20:24 GMT

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girl failures stinky :acat_sniff:

2026-02-15 12:37:32 GMT

Bavarian names like: "Durschtmarggus vom Sägewerk"

2026-02-15 11:48:15 GMT

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so Discord is like Pleroma if it had groups, understood :comfysneaky:

2026-02-15 11:35:27 GMT

isn't discord under the hood also decentralized? :kaia_dumb:

2026-02-15 11:22:45 GMT

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idk, I just want to post tomboys without getting "This message could not delivered because the public key changed" or sth sth

2026-02-15 11:18:04 GMT

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sorry it says I don't have your pubic key or sth......

2026-02-15 11:16:20 GMT

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is it homoerotic joke friend???

2026-02-15 11:13:29 GMT

how about we build a discord alternative that will actually become popular (no FOSSbros allowed) :aismile:

2026-02-13 13:24:10 GMT

MI5 MI6 and MI7 are gravely concerned

2026-02-12 13:24:54 GMT

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I use sth like it and many services refuse ephemeral credit cards :fernannoyed:

2026-02-12 01:28:53 GMT

can't sleep, need headpats
https://media.brot.eus/media/be407b356289983c98dc06ae104b40377b1c341f41af46bc3022b04eb0b1ee9c.webm

2026-02-11 22:24:57 GMT

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2026-02-11 21:53:17 GMT

are you leaking? :hmm:
https://media.brot.eus/media/82273f700fad1e8962b38105afe60dece606dd42d5b84918cc508accf97af628.png

2026-02-11 11:46:09 GMT

> Neben der Schokolade fanden die Beamten 286 Packungen Nüsse, 72 Packungen Kaffee, über 60 Dosen Fisch sowie Spülmaschinentabs und Wurst in großen Mengen.
in Germany the police will take your nuts

2026-02-11 08:50:38 GMT

https://media.brot.eus/media/df268ac9a75959a15c02e34475d16b5b52795971d8e4efa5fa153afb8ea5ed1d.jpg

2026-02-10 20:16:56 GMT

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the next thing she asks is whether you have trouble sleeping, because they will keep you awake for several days to see what happens. like that insane creepypasta Russian experiment where guys started eating themselves. will be fun to try hahaha

2026-02-10 11:40:13 GMT

I'm in the files :shy:
https://media.brot.eus/media/5adce0ad87440a70836b1293b12bc3834efaf5565c51b8169cec6b54d4158342.webp

2026-02-10 11:36:59 GMT

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Hey bro love you, listen up my dog, my precious bro, I have an important issue to discuss...
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2026-02-09 16:11:30 GMT

would you tolerate people who constantly send you voice messages instead of writing?
https://media.brot.eus/media/bb7101f0b7b34d54467938a35d0b590c9d85563e46136578ab49b88bbd9952ff.png

2026-02-09 15:37:57 GMT

having my first snickers in ages. they toned down the dick vein :sadcat:

2026-02-09 10:24:59 GMT

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setting to permissive solved all my app issues in VM, thanks!

2026-02-09 07:53:15 GMT

sadge
https://media.brot.eus/media/5433630d0896d162c3866a6cad640d06f76e1bd58c806b2b134b0097a120c9d4.jpg

2026-02-08 22:37:02 GMT

in retrospect using Fedora turns out to have been a bad decision, since I run into constant issues with SELinux

2026-02-06 14:49:28 GMT

https://media.brot.eus/media/ed334965ff7f4ce46e78dc207952c604ea07720796a083fdc207441c3c9ff642.mp4

2026-02-06 14:17:24 GMT

> required training at work
> zero relevance to what I do
> marks my moral objections to betraying customers as incorrect
> based on my bad performance in the training, I have to do another course that teaches me how betraying customers is fine
I hate my work so much :ai:

2026-02-03 09:43:47 GMT

Nutzen Sie einen Elektropräzisionsschraubentreiber?
https://media.brot.eus/media/78ef7c794226d93f5f01fa81a03d7d84b229bd10522211ce84a3b15c54def4ea.webp

2026-02-03 07:40:35 GMT

https://media.brot.eus/media/057ef78938dcf117dc8bebbddb0f8e1ba25dd55f6e8333139bab1eabb01d9ca9.jpg

2026-02-02 07:48:56 GMT

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wait it's still silly expensive

2026-02-02 07:47:56 GMT

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wow I can buy silver nao?

2026-02-02 07:24:42 GMT

I tried finding the "uncuck" option for Windows 11 context menu that puts it back to something comprehensible for me, but there is none. wow the arrow box thing means Share? why not add a share fucking text to the fucking context menu :aqua_aaa:

2026-02-01 13:37:39 GMT

made food for the machine :l_happy:

2026-01-30 14:40:26 GMT

Entweder Du gehst mit der Zeit oder du gehst mit der Zeit!

2026-01-30 12:31:14 GMT

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Swiss Francs???? :HellaBruh:

2026-01-30 11:42:17 GMT

@npub1xet…7hys 🐐
https://media.brot.eus/media/0f0a9cfb833c9ff43d933160894c2c2a6c2f6948389886d139f7349d6f3f1062.webm

2026-01-30 11:03:45 GMT

pleroma moment is when you remember your superiority to people on mastodon :02smug:

2026-01-30 08:09:03 GMT

huh are they magnetically connected? or what is this?
https://media.brot.eus/media/51dc298e6e9469447b32b9a0894209e258f38521c55a5c8d40ef005ed775fa13.jpg

2026-01-29 22:47:58 GMT

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happy bday cellkun :hug:

2026-01-29 08:48:41 GMT

:comfyumm:
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2026-01-28 23:19:38 GMT

Principal Waifu Engineer at X AI earning $350k

2026-01-28 10:53:39 GMT

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2026-01-27 14:31:48 GMT

you can fascinate girls with this
https://media.brot.eus/media/2e55c8c64fe06bdb6f4ec2c549c537f7e72007ac77520a4cf39f8543f189a168.png

2026-01-27 11:54:33 GMT

should Europe pivot to Chinese faction seeing US wants to fuck us?

2026-01-27 08:55:55 GMT

pippa trying hard to name 5 men she finds attractive. she's so me for real for real.

2026-01-26 23:50:01 GMT

wish I could sleep :mukiSigh2:

2026-01-26 16:57:03 GMT

bf plays poker tonight, so it's grills evening :aismug:

2026-01-26 16:45:46 GMT

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it's because if you google Atman some middle aged pale German dude wants to explain sth about mysticism

2026-01-26 00:07:13 GMT

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thanks!! there seems to be no good German or French version though :hmm:

2026-01-25 23:28:41 GMT

@npub16hx…aras what cool book could I gift a Protestant theologian, PhD, about maybe another religion? :peeking: mystical or esoteric stuff is okie.

2026-01-24 12:10:53 GMT

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isopropanol, nagellackentferner löst ne SIM Karte auf

2026-01-21 14:29:32 GMT

on every start of Windows 12 Copilot will generate the bytecode executed on the fly (DRM measure)

2026-01-20 08:28:05 GMT

what's this cable?
https://media.brot.eus/media/f663e79b56303790bbbfdeaa765a0984360c74a835dacd382fe5f67bd7361f85.png

2026-01-19 08:19:24 GMT

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oppaipadding :bugcat_nod:

2026-01-17 23:16:52 GMT

:comfy:
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2026-01-17 02:12:51 GMT

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Celts are not white? :MagConfused:

2026-01-17 01:54:29 GMT

:mukiQuestion:
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2026-01-16 11:35:16 GMT

> opening insta
> five ads in a row
> close insta

2026-01-16 08:20:26 GMT

nobody has ever posted like I have. there are many people who hate me posting, but my posts are the best. I have done so much for the fediverse, but there are many critics. they hate the fediverse. they want X and Bluesky to succeed. it's shameless. so they hate my posts. good people favorite and repeat my posts, but there are not many.

2026-01-10 13:08:23 GMT

is it really necessary to have a different wiki for all of these?
https://media.brot.eus/media/f608168fdc0a0c807c7d4264a7891df79f380a6b5da55f85d87bab121f96383c.webp

2026-01-08 20:28:01 GMT

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https://media.brot.eus/media/477f623a7ff3d326a5d155c5490399131bc1ae28f61f592013ecb14b0031247e.jpg

2026-01-05 00:24:18 GMT

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wenn Du zu hohe Feuchtigkeit bei diesen Temperaturen hast beschlagen deine Fenster und es schimmelt innen

2026-01-05 00:15:08 GMT

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I mean how much %? 41% at 18C sounds fine

2026-01-04 23:58:05 GMT

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where do you want it?