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Last Notes

2026-10-28 17:39:11 GMT

https://x.com/EverIntrigued/status/2115235452940599365?s=19

2026-10-18 00:40:59 GMT

Oh girl, I got some chapstick...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/459/128/019/288/206/original/efda5e6bdbe179df.jpg

2026-10-17 21:04:36 GMT

Somehow Krypto's toy ended up inside my weed plant...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/458/275/337/324/380/original/ceafaa104346d374.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/458/276/314/801/465/original/61d2648475d04048.jpg

2026-10-10 18:07:15 GMT

She has the right to vote.
https://youtu.be/uRM0SBgf3_w

2026-10-10 17:42:32 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/417/846/388/756/791/original/53855ef6f0853f32.png

2026-10-10 17:22:01 GMT

Got to see my Potato 😁
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/417/765/616/358/131/original/bf14fa50b5d48db9.jpg

2026-10-10 13:06:52 GMT

Got called in
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/416/762/489/742/306/original/390c8394e0ab2935.jpg

2026-10-10 00:54:29 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/413/882/533/673/699/original/b36457e0fad89b93.jpg

2026-10-09 23:44:43 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/413/608/087/086/543/original/631ca08d667345b2.jpg

2026-10-09 22:55:20 GMT

Got a brand new tent, sleeping bags and unopened self-inflating mattress and a job today. Krypto gets to experience camping tonight 🤘🏼
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/413/413/987/022/956/original/3c55aed692a36fc4.jpg

2026-10-09 20:42:14 GMT

https://x.com/StreetFightslol/status/2108316903311577133

2026-10-09 20:23:15 GMT

This is 90% of academia...
https://youtu.be/fm95MvKyB3Q

2026-10-09 19:00:48 GMT

https://youtu.be/Sjuuibunr9U

2026-10-09 12:21:15 GMT

Boss asks lady to send pics of the items we're taking today. She sends this.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/410/920/641/600/394/original/afa3bba644392aa9.png

2026-10-09 09:35:07 GMT

I've had this stuck in my head since that botched execution.
https://youtu.be/Ahr4KFl79WI

2026-10-09 02:15:12 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/408/537/572/667/386/original/50b84f9687744f73.jpg

2026-10-08 23:47:47 GMT

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2026-10-08 22:23:58 GMT

😂🍿
🍞 🎪
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2026-10-08 20:16:32 GMT

Who is this Downs kid on my Arizona tea?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/407/126/524/662/639/original/7294d54ade870183.jpg

2026-10-08 17:53:13 GMT

Truck loaded in 1 hour 15 minutes. Just wish we hadn't started at noon 😐
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/406/562/973/007/275/original/7e4c059ff4440fbb.jpg

2026-10-07 15:15:30 GMT

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2026-10-07 14:34:21 GMT

We got GTA Yemen before GTA 6
https://youtu.be/_bFpR10TJxM

2026-10-07 14:30:03 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/400/102/534/672/813/original/5e67c4d7cb0fed76.png

2026-10-07 14:25:42 GMT

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2026-10-07 13:27:29 GMT

@YoungBlood Yes. Better yet, bust out some 1903A3's with bayonets in case he's still breathing.

2026-10-07 13:03:51 GMT

Adderall or blow?
https://youtu.be/wO7kCQwnjQY

2026-10-06 22:43:11 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/396/379/284/943/065/original/1791e03d469311e8.jpg

2026-10-06 22:35:23 GMT

I don't like anime but revolvers get me hard and there's one reload style here I really like...
https://youtube.com/shorts/6OHju2g8gX0

2026-10-06 19:23:47 GMT

I think it's almost time
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/395/595/294/274/640/original/60d495f14cf45519.jpg

2026-10-06 18:56:02 GMT

I was genuinely expecting to come home to a shit show. Could have been worse 🤷🏼‍♂️
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/395/486/155/715/668/original/0d198cd200877cc0.jpg

2026-10-06 17:57:52 GMT

A jew tipped me and my coworker both $50! 🍿🎉🤑

2026-10-06 00:14:19 GMT

Is cured meats, cheese and crackers "dinner"?

2026-10-05 23:22:35 GMT

I'm obsessed with this guy's videos. I don't even like tinned seafood...
https://youtube.com/shorts/jF7MiNE4Tfk

2026-10-05 22:59:24 GMT

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/390/780/773/617/643/original/1f19116c04c402be.png

2026-10-05 18:17:04 GMT

I'm so pissed my tax dollars pay for these fucking pigs.

2026-10-05 15:46:07 GMT

You're right Google voice to text, that sentence did need a comma right in the middle of it for no reason.

2026-10-05 15:31:12 GMT

Dealing with the sheriff's department trying to get this pistol I found registered in my name. Nobody has a fucking clue what the process is...

2026-10-04 20:34:28 GMT

I've had this painting hanging in my mud room for years now and I just noticed the little hand on the left...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/384/548/596/648/266/original/da5d025033eeefff.jpg

2026-10-04 12:08:08 GMT

≠
https://youtu.be/L3vWTM-MWNA

2026-10-03 22:44:38 GMT

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2026-10-03 17:20:24 GMT

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2026-10-03 15:46:29 GMT

https://youtu.be/yu9sIaMpmI4

2026-10-03 15:07:55 GMT

Today's wtf from a job...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/377/600/047/412/570/original/10b03ac66d3b533c.jpg
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2026-10-03 14:02:35 GMT

😂
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/377/345/306/514/154/original/f0d3a64b5efdac76.jpg

2026-10-03 13:10:44 GMT

Fucking Jeets

2026-10-03 11:44:25 GMT

Might have to buy this game
https://youtube.com/shorts/xZKjDjb5cQM

2026-10-03 00:20:23 GMT

Got about a dozen 😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/kV9XehwB6U4

2026-10-02 20:24:43 GMT

My saw collection is getting thick...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/373/184/456/941/002/original/1ac99885b0353d73.jpg
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2026-10-02 19:24:27 GMT

Hot cup of Might Be Gin
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/372/948/566/162/906/original/6f49043acd3d3920.jpg

2026-10-02 17:14:40 GMT

@db8f291dcf949373f5224070cbef4fab80b9a8d3434246aca1fe34114cc51dd0 me, doing yard work in the ghetto, wearing my vintage spice girls hoodie 🙊🙈🙉
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/372/438/342/325/597/original/c999b22a2d18b230.jpg

2026-10-02 16:17:24 GMT

Spam egg and cheese on a homemade English muffin
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/372/213/088/017/863/original/15a08aff081573e3.jpg

2026-08-19 12:43:45 GMT

First time seeing one in the wild.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/122/230/827/536/665/original/71b4f7abb07ceb10.jpg

2026-08-18 14:05:23 GMT

Pretty sure I just did work for Tupac...

2026-07-29 04:59:10 GMT

Customer at noon: You'll have this done today right?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/001/475/641/710/542/original/356cad07d8f57675.jpg

2026-07-23 18:19:49 GMT

I 3 of today's freebies 😁
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/970/653/201/552/769/original/479ed33845b82ece.jpg

2026-06-29 18:10:37 GMT

Just watched an old black dude, 70s at least, tell the local 7-eleven crack head to go get a job. The look on his face was priceless 🤣