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"cell, the photographer, yaoi lover, boyfriend needy, etc." - [email protected]
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2026-05-10 17:13:25 GMT

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oh the captcha will require google play services to work properly
https://piunikaweb.com/2026/05/07/google-recaptcha-play-services-requirement/
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2026-04-03 16:35:07 GMT

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2026-03-29 10:08:22 GMT

i mean that’s great and all, but this is the most HN article known to man
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2026-03-29 06:51:44 GMT

war is stupid
konfrontasi was fucking stupid
soekarno leading indonesia unilaterally into economic ruin and diplomatic isolation was stupid
but that’s just one country, imagine if the whole world got into ruin because of stupidity

2026-03-29 06:28:31 GMT

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2026-03-29 05:04:24 GMT

roti bakar telor sambal + teh tarik :emmayum:
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2026-03-29 01:59:59 GMT

@nprofile…muls are there any special JDM only seiko turtles around
50000-100000JPY range

2026-03-27 10:51:21 GMT

gotta pretend that we’re happy and to hide the pain because we live in a society
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2026-03-26 14:37:57 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…f8gx turkey you are so beautiful

2026-03-26 13:31:05 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…wq5k of all the things that convinced me to visit you again
it’s because of the war
i await peace in the middle east and i will fly in and finally meet erik and yumi

2026-03-26 13:23:07 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…wq5k us airborne troops and marines are literally being deployed to the middle east as we speak 😰

2026-03-26 12:50:45 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag damn you i had to get one too
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2026-03-26 06:12:51 GMT

he is literally me
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2026-03-25 15:11:35 GMT

i just ordered a new watch :yay:
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2026-03-24 17:25:15 GMT

oh there’s a haidilao in batam
guess i’ll just visit yonle instead of lain..

2026-03-24 16:44:17 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…wq5k insyaallah i will have enough money to stay at many of the fancy hotels you have over there

2026-03-24 16:42:23 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…wq5k can i crash at your place like last time

2026-03-24 16:39:15 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 and the ones who know otherwise are telling you to get out (for the time being)
but i can understand having to choose between g*rmany and the uae :cat_alien:

2026-03-24 11:36:56 GMT

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2026-03-24 10:22:04 GMT

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@nprofile…cext hmmhmmhmm
things can be repaired si but i guess no one has extended the olive branch just yet :cheems:

2026-03-24 10:18:57 GMT

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@nprofile…cext they get hurt by the rejection; gets awkward, that kind of stuff

2026-03-24 10:00:11 GMT

i’m tired of friends asking me out and ruining the friendship i have with them :raccoongun:
how do i better give signals that i want them as a friend :peek:

2026-03-24 04:10:09 GMT

arbeit macht frei

2026-03-23 21:37:08 GMT

why is it that gnu and/or free software threads always devolve into hellthreads :blobcatpeekaboo:

2026-03-23 15:31:46 GMT

many lonely boys and girls on fedi…
maybe there is a solution to their loneliness :peek:

2026-03-23 13:09:06 GMT

girls can be cute too
i guess

2026-03-23 12:29:36 GMT

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@nprofile…mkw5 ことりこ耳！:cat_ktrk_la:

2026-03-22 14:57:31 GMT

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2026-03-22 13:21:36 GMT

sometimes i wonder why you follow me
what makes cell so interesting that you click the follow button
:cat_eyebrow:

2026-03-20 22:32:26 GMT

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@nprofile…eh9a parody song based on I Ran So Far away required

2026-03-20 22:19:08 GMT

family: “cell you gotta find a boyfriend”
“you should meet this boy”
are they supportive or just fujos :cat_eyeonyou:

2026-03-20 16:22:02 GMT

go get your asian wives you yellow fevered simps
more asian men for me >:)

2026-03-20 15:49:14 GMT

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@nprofile…fcpl @nprofile…t3h7 ohey that’s me but here’s the deal
you gotta find me a boy

2026-03-20 09:11:12 GMT

lain

2026-03-19 17:23:26 GMT

i’m gay

2026-03-19 16:40:25 GMT

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2026-03-19 08:19:37 GMT

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2026-03-19 08:02:07 GMT

mutual aid costs for a single person from first world countries can fund many more people from third world countries 🤔

2026-03-10 15:39:40 GMT

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2026-03-10 09:12:43 GMT

@nprofile…adn0 check out
https://z0r.de/
website filled with random flash loops

2026-03-09 12:40:48 GMT

where are these misskey photographers getting all the girls to model for them
are there any boys that i can photograph :meowcamera:

2026-03-09 08:30:21 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 indeed
https://meow.camera

2026-03-09 08:27:03 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 but do they have internet connected webcams linked to donation feeders

2026-03-07 21:19:39 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…0spr butting in to say they also make ds lite usb charging cables too if you can’t find a charger

2026-03-07 20:50:44 GMT

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2026-03-07 20:01:11 GMT

my posts sometimes reach both corners of fedi
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2026-03-07 15:08:48 GMT

why is it Judeo-Christian? are Muslims too far separated from the other two to be lumped in together?

2026-03-07 11:33:21 GMT

:long_pancakes_top:
:long_pancake_bottom:
:neocat_aww:
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2026-03-06 18:48:51 GMT

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2026-03-05 15:27:05 GMT

@nprofile…tsag can we have neocats and neofoxes on spw
https://volpeon.ink/emojis/neocat/
https://volpeon.ink/emojis/neofox/
:blobcatreach:

2026-03-05 08:58:31 GMT

Chairman Mao: "Can the people eat their fill?"
Us: "There's so much to eat they're dieting!"
Chairman Mao: "Are there still capitalists?"
Us: "They're all doing business overseas now!"
Chairman Mao: "Do we produce more steel than England?"
Us: "Tangshan alone produces more than America."
Chairman Mao: "Did we beat social imperialism (the USSR)?"
Us: "They dissolved it themselves!"
Chairman Mao: "Did we smash imperialism?"
Us: "We're the imperialists now!"
Chairman Mao: "And what about my Cultural Revolution"?
Us: "It's in America now!"
:mao2:

2026-03-05 08:44:12 GMT

seems like a very asian thing to wish one success in wealth and career :blobcatmoney:
do you friends from the west do this :meowpeekaboo:

2026-03-04 15:52:58 GMT

thank you youtube truly a quality recommendation to wrap up the night
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2026-03-04 15:15:38 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag still running the m1 macbook pro which takes the brunt of my photo editing duties, so glad the previous owner put 1TB of storage on it :acat_deal:

2026-03-04 15:12:59 GMT

new macbook :cat_eyeonyou:
would be nice for a secondary personal laptop; but i have too many personal laptops each with their own use though :02laugh:

2026-03-04 11:09:43 GMT

guy at the restaurant sitting alone and enjoying oysters while sipping champagne
what an enjoyable time

2026-03-04 05:42:52 GMT

oh wow r/iwantout is depressing

2026-03-03 13:31:10 GMT

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@nprofile…eh9a is it internet connection/peering related or spc backend related

2026-03-03 12:15:03 GMT

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@nprofile…vpvm > In December 2025, the U.S. military announced it had developed the LUCAS drone, a clone of the Shahed 136, and deployed a squadron in the Middle East.
this is actually quite surprising i didn’t think that NATO would reverse engineer anything tbh, it’s always russia or china copying the west but if america does it they’ve really must have been convinced of the effectiveness of this

2026-03-02 16:17:48 GMT

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2026-03-02 13:39:09 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 mr. mastodon, tear down this wall!
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2026-03-02 13:32:57 GMT

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2026-03-01 01:47:31 GMT

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2026-02-28 21:19:10 GMT

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2026-02-27 19:46:15 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 gee i wonder
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2026-02-27 15:51:53 GMT

ohey are these the newfangled pokémon games everyone’s been talking about
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2026-02-27 15:17:35 GMT

Was ist dein Lieblingsfach?
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2026-02-27 14:08:22 GMT

whatever happened to revolver (fedi software)
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2026-02-27 13:33:07 GMT

Mainland China has a Costco
Taiwan has a Costco
Hong Kong has no Costco
Singapore has no Costco
Costco is small countryphobic :raccoongun:

2026-02-26 09:30:48 GMT

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2026-02-25 16:34:19 GMT

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@nprofile…h677 no, i wanted to go to the USA :02lurk:
but SG dangled a university scholarship in front of me so i took it :cat_si:👍

2026-02-24 14:28:56 GMT

lonely trees, hokkaido
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2026-02-24 08:33:09 GMT

Happy Birthday Estonia!!!
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2026-02-21 15:54:12 GMT

the real japan has so many wires and whatnot it's hard to take good shots
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2026-02-20 11:37:30 GMT

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@nprofile…pgx0 ok phew that means people i know are safe (they took the latter)

2026-02-20 11:26:38 GMT

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@nprofile…pgx0 i’m just curious is it just mrna covid jabs or all covid jabs including those which use techniques such as inactivated viruses

2026-02-20 11:21:31 GMT

note to self if someone i know is dying don’t describe their situation in front of hakui (no i don’t know their covid jab status)

2026-02-19 21:23:08 GMT

if fedi has taught me anything
is that girls are far more depraved and horny than boys

2026-02-17 09:08:13 GMT

tfw i participate in traditions and superstitions not just because i want to feel a connection to human culture and traditions but also because it’s fun :yay:

2026-02-11 14:58:30 GMT

where are the train tracks??
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2026-02-11 09:23:20 GMT

is someone in their 20s/30s too old to learn new things? 🤔

2026-02-11 08:59:37 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…lfj8 that’s
more than the population of singapore :0
but are these legal or illegal
migrants? seems like the us is making it hard for legal migration these days, they seem to be full :cat_si:👍

2026-02-09 12:40:18 GMT

oh ただいま also means “presently” as well :kannawoah:

2026-02-08 05:51:39 GMT

i actually had a sonic game as a kid (sonic advance 2) but somehow i never caught the sonic autism bug

2026-02-06 06:03:43 GMT

help
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2026-02-05 08:16:16 GMT

i take that back sapporo looks stunning at night

2026-02-05 06:49:38 GMT

i haven’t taken any photos i’m happy with
i was rather unimpressed by the snow festival (though i came during a hot daytime)
but somehow i am feeling happy and content and relaxed :comfy:
i want to explore the rest of hokkaido after i finish up with sapporo!! :acat_coming:

2026-02-03 07:43:29 GMT

When are you visiting?
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2026-02-02 03:54:47 GMT

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@nprofile…p49c yes

2026-02-01 11:27:18 GMT

i am not ready for this kind of weather :acat_blink:
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2026-01-27 07:19:22 GMT

dear santa,
i have been a good boy
please gibe six figure job
yours truly,
cell

2026-01-26 11:45:41 GMT

i finished paying off my mortgage (in animal crossing) :acat_bop:
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2026-01-17 12:18:24 GMT

gm say it back :gun:
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2026-01-15 12:45:34 GMT

i wish for lonely fedi people to get wonderful loving partners

2026-01-15 12:21:29 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 si that will be me :cat_magnificent:

2026-01-14 10:30:10 GMT

woah israel has a high fertility rate :blobcateyes:
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2026-01-14 09:39:05 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…d73q i’m not really interested in consoles that haven’t been hacked open or don’t have flashcarts/cool hardware mods at this point

2026-01-14 09:13:27 GMT

tbh like actual IBM thinkpads can suck too
i have a thinkpad x41 and it uses a proprietary 1.8” hdd and isn’t librebootable
other IBM thinkpads around this era (2000-2005) also had some notorious hardware issues like motherboard/port failures

2026-01-14 09:09:33 GMT

“The review estimated that around half of Japanese people reach their mid-20s with no sexual experience at all, and approximately 10 per cent reach their 30s before having sex.”
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2026-01-14 08:55:02 GMT

gibe suzuki jimny
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