- Maga-bitch slapper extraordinare
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2026-02-21T02:38:57Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql @nprofile…z57y I'm drunk again right now lol so probably don't understand what is being talked about. Probably best to ignore me for tonight lol npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z57y @nprofile…z5ql NOS is only being friendly to you. He means no Ill will. Being mean to each other is a sport. You should learn to engage in it because it's great fun 😄 npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql Yeah, I'm too drunk/tired now as well but I'm sure we can give it another go when we're both the *right* level of pissed lol npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I'm about 5 beers in atm, probably wouldn't be good company rn though, I would probably just be a drunk idiot npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql By 'take heart' I'm assuming you mean 'slice out the hearts of your enemies and present them as offerings to the sun god'? Am I on the right lines? npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I'm not used to mastodon so not sure how exactly to plan communication ahead of time? I need some guidance here. Would be cool to do a voice call with a few beers but I don't know exactly how to do it because I have never done it before so I need you to teach me what I need to do? npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql next friday, gmt+1 20:00 I will probably be getting drunk so send me a message and we will have a good time lol 😁🍻 npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I'm super drunk so I should probably reply tomorrow instead of trying to guess an answer tonight npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql that's not an easy problem. But its a problem all western democracies have at the moment. In germany the problem is AfD. In the UK it's Reform. In France it's the RN and in the USA its MAGA. Same problem, different image. npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I want to be clear. I don't like Nazis. But there are barely any Nazis left in Germany. There are as many Nazis in England as there are in Germany. And nobody wants these Nazis. So we all agree on what we want because neither of us wants them npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql Ich liebe Deutschland. Ich verspreche, dass ich die Sprache irgendwann richtig lernen werde :) npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql Ich lerne gerade Italienisch, möchte aber als Nächstes Deutsch lernen. npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql like I say, your English is very good (much better than my German by far) but I think you don't fully understand some English metaphors. (But like I said already, you learned English when many English people won't make the effort to learn German so I think that is really great of you). npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I always appreciate how Germans learn English and I feel bad that most English people don't learn German. I want to learn German one day but I am learning Italian first because English is already a Germanic language that is Similar to German so I want to learn something different first (i.e. Roman/romance/italic language) npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I don't understand any of the metaphors there but it's not your fault because your English is still vastly better than my German will ever be. But I think we understand each other well enough to know we both like a drink and that's a good thing 😁🍻 npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql I must be super-humanly intelligent when I'm sober then ;) npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql This post perfectly describes my current state of mind npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql We've been experiencing a surge in nationalist sentiment for a few years now. Much like the rest of the western world really. France, Germany, Italy, the US. npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql @nprofile…u0ky foster the people - pumped up kicks npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql @nprofile…u0ky There's so many songs with shocking lyrics that end up being number 1 hits and no one ever seems to notice 😂 npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql No harm in social media when the weather is bad. Although I've heard that in Germany there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing 😎 npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql @nprofile…wajc fuck off! ;p npub17tqspk9hdvyll7v32stwsc6an8q8vtjh9srg3dcnzptg553q4mnql80scd Bob Cricket @nprofile…z5ql @nprofile…z57y thanks for your reply. I'm new to the fediverse so I'm still learning all the shizle
