A universe of atoms, an atom in a universe
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Last Notes npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Honestly a little jealous of Chris Minns' hair. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Forgot to close the screen door leading out to my balcony, and an arachnid with an abdomen the size of a meatball just sauntered in. Went to fetch my Tupperware of Destiny and it's filled with pickles. 😧 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I got to boop a kangaroo's nose today, and this is the face she made after. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Do you wear a wristwatch? I've always been curious as to why people do. I've certainly seen some beautiful watches, like some of the Omegas from the 1920s and other vintage art nouveau pieces, but I could never bring myself to strap a clock to my wrist. Is it the aesthetics, the practicality? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Over the course of the last year, I stopped trying to be understandable. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Always a treat to catch an owl npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Just crashed a golden retriever's birthday party npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught There's a cicada peering into my lounge, and he's waving at me. I shit you not. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I also love The Aleph, and couldn't possibly decide between the volumes. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Why do ice pops take so long to freeze? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Sitting around the house impatiently waiting for the movers to turn up is the worst kind of Wait Mode. Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuup, I wanna get outta this place! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I should hear tomorrow. The estate agent selected my application and one other, and the owner will decide. From her tone and eagerness I suspect they'll pick me. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Finished a long productive day at work and now I finally get to lean back and enjoy...the loud braying laughter of drunken halfwits next door punctuated by shrill scolding and their crying toddlers. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught It'll all be good, I am sure! I like public speaking. As for the small talk, I can cope. I'll just start talking about trepanation or something so people scratch their heads and walk away. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught My friend in New Zealand just sent me this photo of his cat doing a blep, and it's just too cute not to share here. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught There WAS doubt! This was extremely competitive and there were many other worthy people. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Y'all, I received the good news I was hoping for at work. *collapses onto inflatable fainting couch* npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I only just finished playing fetch with yesterday's beach dog, and now this one wants a go. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Who wants to see a wombat? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught My phone's camera app thought this was my face and suggested I use a filter. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Transition from night to sunrise npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Just blocked someone for fact-checking The Far Side. What sort of world are we living in? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught What people think living in Australia is like npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I think maybe they ate all the other patrons. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I think my tattoo is mostly healed, and it's now just as smooth as the rest of my skin. The significance of this is that I can now apply liberal amounts of sunblock and enjoy the outdoors and ride my bike and go hiking all weekend! 🤩 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I'm disappointed that no one asked me about my Halloween costume this year (I turned up as 'the ol' college try' again). npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I forgot today is Halloween! Here are some spooky dogs. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I have a really important interview next week just two days after I get inked, which means I'm going to have a very fresh and very large tattoo that's in the midst of the itchy stage of the healing process. I also have to give a presentation in the beginning of the interview. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Motherfucking quinoa! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught You have been visited by a birb. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Are you getting sick of hearing about my skydiving? Do I look like I care? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I'm still soaring in the clouds, so no terrestrial photo this morning. Here's an aerial view of my beautiful town (and my arm) taken during freefall moments after jumping. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Hell yes!! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught This is why it’s after 1 am and I can’t fall back to sleep. What an awesome day 🤙 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I can fly, but only in short bursts and in a downward trajectory. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Royal National Park, NSW npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I like the 90s cargo 🙁 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Yes!!!! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I'd kill for a pair of 90s Gap cargo shorts (men's, of course). You heard me. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Colourful birbs npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught This is where I have terrible executive dysfunction. I never ever procrastinate my work, my chores around the house, my health and fitness etc. But if I have to fill in a form, go to the bank, the post office? I'll procrastinate that shit until my knuckles bleed. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Filled out a form, scanned it, scanned a few other documents, and emailed them. I've literally been procrastinating this one task since 2023. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Logged into Netflix for the first time in ages and it wanted me to sit through five ads, so I cancelled that shit. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught May the day be as peaceful as morning. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught YouTube really has me pegged. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Happy Sunday morning from Wollongong, everybody! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Notice how nobody is glad Jane Goodall is dead or claiming her quotes were "taken out of context"? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught The Bose Quiet Comfort Ultra (gen 2) are outstanding. Had half a dozen idling diesel trucks out there all night and I slept like a baby. My heart goes out to you, and I'm here if ever you need a vent. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Ah, I see I'm in for a dusk-till-dawn honeyed symphony of loud idling trucks, drug deals gone sour, and neighbour chaos. Thankfully I only need to sleep until 3:45 a.m. 😒 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I'm supposed to be creating an own motion matter, starting with some preliminary research. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught It's a stone's throw from my two favourite bookshops, so I'm not complaining. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught View of Sydney from the office, looking out towards Barangaroo through a hazy window npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught My new reusable coffee cup for the office npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught It's going to be a big week for me, so spotting my favourite bird is a nice way to start it. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught If Tylenol causes autism, I shudder to think what alchemy causes neurotypicalism. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Good morning from Wollongong, everybody. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught It's Tuesday morning. Why is everyone still here? I mean, what is the meaning of this? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught YouTube thinks I want to bake Italian cakes and watch videos of people being brutally executed in Tudor England. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught This is for those of you who have disabilities of any description. Which do you personally prefer? Abled people, while you're certainly welcome to comment, please don’t respond to the poll. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Doing an aggressive cut at 1300 calories/day for the next while. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Sometimes I want to do an experiment and vanish for a fortnight or a month. I don't think anyone apart from my employer would notice. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught One of the things I love about Mastodon is how someone can share a photo of a cool insect or bug, and people will go apeshit with delight. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Not today, Monday! It's tradition for me to enjoy a full day off after attending the symphony so I can digest the experience. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught And, of course, the view from the outside npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Have I mentioned I'm going to the symphony today? It's probably the only thing that can compel me to leave Wollongong on a weekend and travel into the Big Smoke. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught The founders of quantum mechanics were probably autistic. Neurotypicals need to stop with the infantalising and gaslighting already. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Dear companies, npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Biopsy results are IN! Boob lump status: benign npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I've been looking forward to this for months, and at last it's on my calendar for this Sunday! And as a bonus, one of my favourite contemporary pianists, Marc-André Hamelin, will be playing Beethoven's 4th Piano Concerto 😍 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Just another snake in the grass npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Belated sunrise with my favourite buddy npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Felt like stress-eating cake, but I don't have any in the house. Also, I don’t even eat cake. Maybe instead of cake I'll stress-eat these... npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught When I was living in NZ I had a friend who worked at Willowbank. I used to go in after hours and feed the lemurs banana slices. It was so cute how the would gently accept the banana with their little rubbery paws 😍🥰 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I work in government. I can put together a petition 😂 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught The algorithm always knows when it's my birthday. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Oh, totally relatable! I've been nursing a wicked case of the blues, too. Exercise doesn't cure it, but it sure helps! Amazing what intense physical labour can do to one's whole outlook. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Amazing Nature Facts # 665: Round Yellow and Grey Birb npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught The power of exercise is pretty extraordinary, isn't it? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught You have been visited by a birb. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught And now, without further ado, whether you asked for them or not, I bring you these majestic whale tails! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Just learned my boss is into Rage Against the Machine. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught I finally did it. I took a photo with a white horse in the foreground. Would have been better if he had been rearing up, or flipping his mane or something, but I'll take it. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Nope, gift! npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught This surprising mug made me laugh at work today because it belongs to a mild-mannered, unassuming, and sweet older lady who's on the shy side. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught “For me, beauty is a physical sensation, npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught You ok there? Power back? npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Weekend minutiae npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Whale sighting! I'm not certain but I think these might be southern right whales. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Sometines when we find ourselves getting too worked up, it's important to take a deep breath and step backwards. And then, step forwards, then backwards, and pretty soon we'll find that we're dancing. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Sharing these pink birds because they give me joy and I hope to spread it around a little. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Definitely Generation Z npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Had a routine flat inspection this morning while I was working and listening to my music, and the real estate agent said she never heard of Pink Floyd. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Lunchtime in an hour! Fish and rice for me 😋 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Dog in situ npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Because they hate us, that's why. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught It’s horribly rude to make people uncomfortable inside their own homes. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Ooooh, Richard Feynman, my very favourite physicist, played the bongo drums! 🤩🤩 npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught My neighbours to the east have started their evening routine of dragging heavy metal poles up and down the driveway over and over again, and the ones to the west are quarrelling outside about whose turn it is to pick up the dog poo. npub17w9jlr8w5v59evaszfrgthz00xme3tma9dx5p54c7aqa65v0jwts8qpnkq Alex the Naught Buy some peanuts for them stat! Looking forward to your birdy updates 🐦
