alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice. DM for promos
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2023-06-26T22:55:57+02:00 Event JSON
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Last Notes npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Fucking Legend npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Macron watches concert while France burns npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFz0rEW0WAAYyzrZ.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 If you’re having a bad day remember that Ron Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. That stake is worth around $300 billion today. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFz0QAMeWcAEM2cZ.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzzjHaoXgAAtYE_.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Just hit 325,000 followers. Thanks everyone. What an incredible journey it has been. Love y’all ❤️ npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzusw1KX0BAuWUg.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: COMMANDER ZELENSKY OF THE NORTH BRIGADE HAS FOUND THE ENEMY HIDING IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BUNKER 6 FEET UNDERGROUND. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: ZELENSKY FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Biden: Putin is losing the war in Iraq. Make it stop please, I beg you npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The Pentagon: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Predict what price the S&P 500 $SPY closes at tomorrow npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Predict what Jerome Powell will say tomorrow using just one word npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 All of these were supposed to be the next Tesla killers. Rest in peace npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: I like it I like it npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzpDA1_XoAQW0jM.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Set your reminders nitter.net/i/spaces/1OyJAVE… https://nitter.net/i/spaces/1OyJAVEpDboxb npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 If you join my team here you’ll stay on my team after the draft. Join in the link below npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 We're holding our first ever stock predictor draft! npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzopNItX0AANdXP.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 BREAKING: CNN has obtained a tape recording of a conversation from 2021 involving former President Trump discussing classified documents npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzlYSMYWAAEl-GE.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: TITAN SUBMERSIBLE GOES MISSING npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.3 trillion went. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The Pentagon: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFze4mAxXsAEIVrN.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: REPORTS THAT THE US PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY HAS BEEN SHOT. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez: This is my last bet npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: BERLIN WALL HAS FALLEN. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Coup attemptoooors: npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: NEW VIRUS DISCOVERED IN CHINA AFTER MAN EATS BAT SOUP. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 When you learn your enemy’s going through a major blow but remember if you win the war you won’t receive more funds npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzY71MQWIAMYT0c.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Next: We mistakenly launched all nukes npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 JP Morgan: We mistakenly deleted 47 million records npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzUpM-4X0AAanIJ.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 A story in three parts npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Hit the subscribe button, we’ll be live streaming Elon’s and Zuck’s cage match fight. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 We accidentally deleted 47 million records npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: Fleets will be available again soon npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: 🤣 npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Microsoft $MSFT has been added to Predictagram. Guess where it’ll close tomorrow for a chance to win $100. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzP3G5rXgBc7sgV.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzOw7hSWIAAP_08.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Is this real? npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzM4EN-WIAEeWZF.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: He may know Karate but if I sit on him it’s game over. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: Alien vs. Cyborg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: I’ll fight Mark Zuckerberg with one hand behind my back. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 HOW DARE YOU! npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The Fed trying to lower inflation npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez: npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez: npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 We made a $6.2 billion accounting error npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 We made is $6.2 billion accounting error npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzGba8yWIAAQj-u.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Zelensky after learning there’s another $6.2 billion coming his way after a Pentagon accounting error npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzF2NONXgAAe_dd.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 This is a meme checkpoint. Share your best meme in the comments npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFzFA7FdWAAIvfGo.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Obesity is killing more people than anything else right now. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Please predict the price in the link provided. Thanks npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Who wants to win $100? npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez: npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Hey @joerogan you really gonna debate this guy? npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Got him npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 It was nice knowing y’all npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Remember when Bill Gates said that Covid was caused by a bat npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Quoting @BiggestttHater: npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Take shelter everyone, it’s over npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 WTF npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFy6fymCXsAAgfCe.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: Remember on this Father's Day that fathers father children who need fatherly advice from only fathers who have fathered children. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 I’ll add $1 billion if the US National debt is erased by the time they fight npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Someone has been murdered npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Someone was just murdered npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The US National debt has been in a bull market since 1970 npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The IRS when you have profits npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 When your parents told you you can be anything when you grow up npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 LMAOOOOOO npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Elon tweeted this earlier. Be careful bro npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFyxKhouWIAY48l7.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 The market is going to crash. I’ve been doing research for more than 100 years. See chart below npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFywy9WcXgAMZNNB.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 “Yeah she’s too old but I love her” npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Caption this npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Just predicted that SPY will be between 440.54 and 441.77 by 12:00PM on Predictagram npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 It was nice knowing y’all npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFys5oG7XgAEXIpX.jpg https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFys5oG7XgAIWmVp.jpg npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 “You know when you said if only Not Jerome Powell was the actual Fed Chairman, that was fuckin hilarious” npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Caption this npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 @alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: I won npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Everyone: Finally the Fed is going to start cutting rates after successfully lowering inflation. npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Recap of my FOMC speech today npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Who keeps bidding $NVDA? AI? npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 I knew it npub17xg9unx66cksuntx3zn3gp8c83eqydzgz2g3fm5q8mxuf0vhlljqwzyj8c alifarhat79 Who did this?
