MercurialBlack

@npub1jkh…m08d my friend says about https://unlife.nyx.land/ "That’s the worst website I’ve ever seen in my entire life
Like no amount of irony could make a website worse then that"

2024-05-08 00:54:50

Is Indeed the backwater of job applications should I stop looking there

2024-05-07 10:29:19

Hurt 'people'?

2024-05-07 02:04:25

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@npub108p…yev6 damn I'm in the 'I love databases' phase rn

2024-05-06 00:58:21

>'Infinite' Jest
>Finite number of pages
Off to a great start I see

2024-05-05 22:18:32

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I haven't read it, sure

2024-05-04 09:23:44

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Schrödinger's white they're chameleons

2024-05-03 20:14:15

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@npub1wg0…t0yf they should replace federation with genocide

2024-04-30 03:28:43

Nah, my buddy Eric would win

2024-04-28 10:42:37

Female ✨️ she/sher ✨️ 12 ✨️ anthroplane ✨️ Lesbian ✨️ Pansexual ✨️ age regressor ✨️ wanted in the skibidi of Ohio ✨️ pedophile ✨️ 13 ✨️ hater of grape Fanta ✨️ holder upper of spork ✨️ 12 ✨️ left handed ✨️ woman-coded ✨️ minors DNI

2024-04-28 07:24:06

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@npub1wg0…t0yf lifetimes bloat spend all your time writing machine code

2024-04-28 07:07:33

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@npub1kwu…qdsv @npub1wg0…t0yf jyahh

2024-04-27 23:52:43

K well officially passed my last class so just need to make sure all the requirements and substitutions thereof are good and I've got my bachelor's of double honours math + computer science
I really hope I learned something these past 5 years

2024-04-27 09:58:56

Is there anyone else here who I can send my dumb story ideas to so I'm not constantly filling Vriska's DMs

2024-04-27 00:53:35

Or? You mean inclusive And?

2024-04-26 05:13:43

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@npub1wg0…t0yf that wouldn't work you forgot sudo

2024-04-26 05:07:40

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@npub1wg0…t0yf kirby moment cc @npub1wg0…t0yf

2024-04-25 02:43:31

Women, what's preventing you from looking

2024-04-24 19:38:53

I know one solution but it seems more complicated than it should be
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2024-04-23 23:21:47

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2024-04-23 23:05:53

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@npub1qfr…h2zd who is colemak dh

2024-04-23 01:37:40

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@npub1g0u…3vfw my doctor diagnosed me with bitch nigga so i asked for a second opinion and he diagnosed me with retarded nigga so i killed him

2024-04-23 01:36:58

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@npub1g0u…3vfw did you pose for the camera for the shot at the end of the commercial

2024-04-22 22:28:40

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub13wh…wvah my buddy Eric got 8/149

2024-04-22 21:35:31

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2024-04-22 20:20:49

@npub1py2…65cz yo

2024-04-22 20:08:39

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et coal

2024-04-21 09:28:58

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@npub1w7h…lpf7 @npub1wg0…t0yf >she doesn't know

2024-04-20 22:02:00

What the fuck why did my pleroma background turn into a snowy forest

2024-04-20 03:34:39

:BotX:

2024-04-19 22:27:10

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et bro offended I deadnamed selq (the original was lost so it's dead so any name given to it is dead)

2024-04-19 22:20:23

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et cc @moth@ wait shit they renamed their account or something
idfk theyre zero or something

2024-04-19 21:54:49

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 I do all my programming in uint1

2024-04-19 10:07:28

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@npub15c7…suze idk what's up whats your deal you make steam games and like homestuck or something

2024-04-19 09:30:31

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@npub15c7…suze hey girl are you anything

2024-04-18 09:38:38

@npub1g0u…3vfw still don't know what you meant by closing your eyes
IIRC last time I said so you said something to the effect of it was literal
No need to say what it is, I just still think about it

2024-04-17 06:11:01

About to make a pull request which is pretty much just 'deleted and rewrote my terrible work from months ago'

2024-04-17 04:36:30

Just keyed my boyfriend's car #gaypride #finance

2024-04-17 04:23:24

Time To Log On To My Racist Alt

2024-04-16 23:34:07

@npub1g0u…3vfw I lament the inevitable day when you must slay me in a duel

2024-04-15 23:33:09

Consume universe and get excited for next universe

2024-04-15 20:24:48

Hey boy are you a problem because I want to fix you

2024-04-15 03:25:54

I'm not gay I'm ADHD; this gets confused for flamboyance

2024-04-15 03:21:33

Holy shit an ethical games journalist just flew over my house

2024-04-13 19:04:44

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@npub1dph…t7jj I thought Bullet Train was hilarious

2024-04-13 07:36:09

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@npub1vc6…tucg cc @npub1pt6…6mf6

2024-04-11 06:51:18

After the assassination of his father, newly-crowned King Oliver has fired his father's 'black jester'. Black jesters forsake their oath to comedy, and lean entirely into late-night stand up esque propaganda.

2024-04-11 06:03:02

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@npub1wg0…t0yf the fuck is the catch

2024-04-10 08:14:51

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@npub1wg0…t0yf ok

2024-04-10 08:14:18

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@npub1wg0…t0yf What, you mean MercurialBlack (male)?

2024-04-09 03:07:17

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@npub1qh0…xeda I'm a living tattoo on god's right asscheek

2024-04-01 04:47:38

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@npub1pt6…6mf6 @npub1g0u…3vfw >choice
MATH REFERENCE MATH REFERENCE

2024-03-28 05:12:26

Prof saw the Discord DM I sent my buddy which was a Twitter thread of Hazbin Hotel plot holes and apparently he's thinking of watching it
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:SkullEmojiImage:

2024-03-19 22:14:42

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2024-03-17 17:23:34

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2024-03-16 18:16:02

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@npub1htg…uwmm @npub1van…0lzh that's awful I hope that's a joke

2024-03-12 17:06:12

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@npub107w…9n4a I fall through my reflections does that count

2024-03-12 07:34:24

Just murdered a man for saying ω = oo (all mathematicians know ω > oo)

2024-03-09 21:21:14

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@npub1y2d…7klk apparently in modern year people just do one

2024-03-09 00:05:51

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@npub1x6h…c3yv on September 11th, 2001, I'll be 400 miles away from New York

2024-03-06 18:28:39

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1sl8…5emg meso's fucking european

2024-02-29 05:25:55

Need to replace all my bones with canisters of slow-release acid

2024-02-27 03:47:31

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1tu7…knev ah my cousin likes him heh

2024-02-25 02:38:54

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Are you baiting people to tell you you aren't retarded to boost your self-esteem

2024-02-24 19:17:01

Bloody category theory just tell me your canonical axioms or kill yourself

2024-02-24 00:42:39

Just voted for Brandon #liberal

2024-02-23 07:27:35

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1wg0…t0yf if I were from a European country what would it be

2024-02-19 22:27:59

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@npub1lwt…q3ry fucking ai chatbot hmu when you gain a soul #cancelled

2024-02-19 22:18:02

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@npub1lwt…q3ry chrissakes bro

2024-02-19 22:08:40

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 are you using Linux when I was using Unreal it was shit on Debian

2024-02-19 22:02:48

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@npub1lwt…q3ry I have yet to ascertain his personality.
Actually there's a lot of people on here I have yet to figure out. @npub1pra…tch5 or whatever your current alt is what's your deal

2024-02-19 22:00:41

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@npub1lwt…q3ry I forget if he proved his existence or not

2024-02-16 07:39:40

The Toilet Legion has declared war on the Gender Accelerationists

2024-02-16 03:31:47

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1dsk…0nz9 @npub1u6g…su6y nah mate I think it's too much

2024-02-16 03:30:29

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1dsk…0nz9 @npub1u6g…su6y child porn is bad 🤓

2024-02-10 09:22:04

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@npub1wg0…t0yf jesaus christ and *why*?

2024-02-01 16:15:42

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+ will exclusively be used for successor notation. 5+4 = (5+)(4) = (6)(4) = 24

2024-01-26 07:19:45

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub13pe…jwka @npub18c2…d9lw yeah

2024-01-25 19:52:21

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@npub1wel…m9q9 If trump dies does vivek go back in the race, maybe as indepedent

2024-01-23 20:58:20

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@npub1wel…m9q9 I knew it was you

2024-01-23 06:36:25

Hey wait what about P(x,y,omega,A) := omega in y ^ forall p in y (forall k in y (k in p xor p in k)) ^ |x| = |y|
Cardinality is totally cheating but can work around that. Will need to take the union of y with omega but that's fine.

2024-01-20 21:46:11

boil dogs alive
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2024-01-20 00:54:28

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@npub1g22…d0vq @npub1auu…08v7 @npub1eds…7cw2 maija died and meso is puppeting her account, dushman transitioned, the skies turned red with blood,

2023-12-28 05:19:53

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@npub1fwu…3tz5 hi kirby

2023-09-07 04:25:49

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@npub1lka…jeym cc @[email protected]

2023-09-05 07:17:58

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1ur3…e6hx @npub106d…3m89 @npub1wr2…06kh @npub1fzn…tde7 @npub1sl8…5emg covid is bad because it's proprietary (engineered in a lab)

2023-09-05 07:14:24

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1ur3…e6hx @npub106d…3m89 @npub1wr2…06kh @npub1sl8…5emg my alt is actually @npub1fzn…tde7

2023-09-05 07:12:59

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1ur3…e6hx @npub106d…3m89 @npub1wr2…06kh @npub1sl8…5emg he actually looks pretty similar to me except I also have a beard

2023-09-05 05:14:05

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2023-09-05 04:48:45

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@npub1jac…zppv sometimes I am
But then I'm not

2023-09-04 11:15:43

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@npub1xan…jlvy >t. isnt walking the dinosuar

2023-09-04 00:26:00

@npub1ha5…wz24 have fun on the fediverse yo

2023-09-04 00:17:12

@npub105p…xaju welcome to the fediverse

2023-09-03 08:56:29

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dy7…jj9e @npub106d…3m89 keep thinking about my genitals faggot

2023-09-03 00:25:19

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@npub1dy7…jj9e fuck off I was never there everyone just fucking acted as if I was

2023-09-02 01:32:54

just got expelled from gamer school

2023-09-01 22:23:55

Fucking bacon grease splurted in my eye

2023-09-01 08:35:42

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub175d…wrtj @npub1d58…jv5f hapa grindset