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Last Notes npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Anyone know how I invite a friend to @wandering.shop ? I know the Administrator generates a code, but I have no idea where to go get it! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Thursday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel is half dachshund. So you'd think he'd only do the dachshund thing of sitting in protest on walks half the time. But nope. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have a happy Bagel to start your week! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A happy boi on a walk! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A handsome gent with a dignified blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg An itty bitty blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel would like you to know that the playmat is also Bagel's, and the baby doesn't mind. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…saf4 I hope so! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg All pillows are now Bagel's pillows, he hopes you'll understand npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel's groomer has all the best hats npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday, happy Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Sleepy tired boy npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Begging for someone to drop that baby's soiled bib already npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Alert: tongue npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A happy old dog hanging out outside npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…a77q thank you Crystal!!! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Guarding the soiled baby bib because it is delicious npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Having a blanket-y snuggly sleepy day npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A delighted Bagel gets a soiled bib to lick (delicious!) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg It's a small blep, but it's an honest day's work. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg TFW the cottage cheese IS for Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A happy Bagel is having a great day! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Oh my dog it's a Bagel for your Wednesday! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A smiley Tuesday Bagel for you! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday, have a blep! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy 4th of July! The values of freedom and democracy are still worth celebrating, even if they're getting trampled by this government. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Tuesday, have a blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday, have a comfy Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A happy Bagel on his way! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A gray day brings the Bagel ennui. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Tuesday, have a smiling Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Oh my dog, a Nebula Award! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…8pmp lolol npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have updated status from "non-parent" to "parent", will be a little quieter here for a bit! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Thursday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg This expression means "why is nobody letting Bagel sleep???" npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have a bleppy day! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have a happy Bagel for your Monday! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…dn6s some creep was stealing these pics and posting them to reddit, pretending Bagel was their dog! I got them taken down but it really creeped me out (and I'm not sure how to keep this person from doing more of it) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg He likes to rest his head on my leg npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Friday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg ain't no side-eye like a Bagel side-eye (even comes with a blep!) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A comfy Wednesday Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The teensiest blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A sleepy mini blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg OMG "Laser Eyes Ain't Everything" is now nominated for a Hugo!!! Thank you so much to everyone who voted and put my story in such amazing company! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Alert: BLEP npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg What a mood, Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…nrhv lololol npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The best daily treat is the greenies toothbrushing treat! He freaking loves these things. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Blep Day to us all npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Tongue-out Tuesday! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg New story day! "The Metamorphosis" is for anyone who has #MECFS, #LongCovid, or any other invisible disability. Also it has sloths and a heartwarming path forward. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday from the handsomest lad npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…wvfe he would agree! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A happy sun-toasted Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The look you get when it's TIME FOR DINNER* and yet there is NO DINNER FOR BAGEL npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Wednesday, have a blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg What if? That sandwich? Was for Bagel??? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Was that... a crinkling snack wrapper? Did you know that Bagel likes snacks? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Thursday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Sleepy boy npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg ALERT: BLEP npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Wooooo happy Friday from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg He's happy and he's on his way! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Alert: tongue npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Peekaboo npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Being a sundog npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…wssx this one does! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel wants to know if you know that Bagels like treats... npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Vogue-cover-ready npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel wants to know if it's snack time yet. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…dn6s haha just squinting in the sun! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have a happy Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…4h9z yep! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Tuesday from me and Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Rain gets a blech from Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A teeny weeny blep! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg On high alert! There was a TRUCK in the street, better go bark about it. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Outside to be a sundog, but as close as possible to the house (butt pressed against the glass door) to not be too far away from everyone. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy weekend, have a blep! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…fdcj a solid strategy npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…fdcj yes! Longdogs stay long! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A very tired boy npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…aa5z haha thank you! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Have a bleppy Tuesday npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg It's time for a Bagel side-eye! You've been judged (for not having enough treats) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Thursday, have a blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The pouting chair (because the Emotional Support Humans aren't home) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Here there be doggos npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg One (1) belly rub for Bagel please npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…h4nu awww npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @nprofile…f59t mission accomplished! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Stop doomscrolling for 15 seconds and look at Bagel: npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg the teeniest tiniest blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Stop doomscrolling and look at this blep for 30 seconds. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel says "fuck ICE" npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Is that... the sound of treats? Did you know that Bagel likes treats?
