SFF/middle-grade fiction writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Dadjoke teller. Doggo fan. Occasional cake sculptor. Sentence-fragment lover. #MECFS She/her. effieseiberg.com for stories and articles
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Last Notes npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Why would you disturb Bagel's nap like that? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hey look, a distraction! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg When will my human come back from the war* npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub19dj…n6qc it works for us! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1g2e…mtng I'm sorry for your loss! And enjoy your time with Camille and Newton. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Portrait of the laziest dog in the world npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg What if... blanket npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Sleeping* like people! With head on pillow and body under blanket! AND A BLEP!!! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub10k6…7xug thank you! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy weekend, have a blep! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg O hai npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The Suffering of Dog (he accidentally dragged the blanket to the floor and now he has to be on the floor because that's where the blanket is) npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Oh the ennui npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Couch snuggles npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Why is nobody letting Bagel sleep? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub13tt…sdm3 yes? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Just bageling npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1sfl…gczt yeah it's quite a mood npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Too tired for this npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg It's so hard being Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1hmk…45ss he would like you to tell everyone because apparently nobody knows? Because he's never been fed, not once. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A completely hidden Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Oh hi, it's Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg He lick npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Anyone know if anyone's hiring someone to do extract transform load, enterprise resource planning, integration, or data architecture? Either in the Boston area or remote? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Oh look it's Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg One handsome gentleman npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg There's no dog here npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A sleepy Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Treat time! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Is that a snack? Did you know that Bagel likes snacks? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1lrz…sdk3 sometimes he's blep-free! This is also a HUGE blep for him, usually the bleps are much much smaller npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Too tired to do anything but blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Judgy Bagel npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg So snuggly! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel recommends this mode of coping. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The face of a dog who's tired of everything npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg One satisfied pupper npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1zy8…h9gj sounds lovely! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg What's your favorite story you've ever published that's still available to read online? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub15g0…hzsz awwww npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Is that...dinner? Did you know that Bagel likes dinner too? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1hqv…ude4 awwww npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Look who's feeling better and is cone-free! #DailyDoggo #DogsOfMastodon npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel's ear is healing poorly and I'm going to put a pause on the #DailyDoggo until he's doing a little bit better. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel wants to know why nobody is letting Bagel sleep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub148r…0yv8 he's so miserable about the whole situation! Can't blame him... npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A sleepy boy having a rough day npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Was that a crinkle? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hidden blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hiding from the rain npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Getting scritches from all angles npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Stealth snoot npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A satisfied doggo getting scritches from all sides npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Secret snoot npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Blep npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg I'm working. He's helping. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The face of a seat-stealer npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Done with 2023 npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Is that cheese in your hand? What if that cheese could be for Bagel??? npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1ecp…pr53 he's a very good boy! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg A very snuggly Bagel on my leg npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Moping on a rainy Monday npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Portrait of a dog who smells latkes npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Yesterday was Bagel's birthday*! Here's him getting a birthday bagel (with cream cheese and lox!) A huge day for Bagel, even though it turned out to be a very complicated food. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel wants to know why everyone* is leaving Bagel** npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Getting to lick the cutting board is a big day for Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hiding on a rainy day npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg hello snoot npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hello from Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1edd…lzdl It may be a wide brush but it aligns with my experience as a patient who wasn't believed about her symptoms until she brought in her husband to corroborate. I've been treated hideously as a patient with invisible chronic illness, and I don't appreciate your "not all doctors" rhetoric here. Sure, not all of them are assholes. But enough are that we need to know how to deal with them. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1k78…x2jh @npub1vex…0ahz @npub15da…vyfz I have shitty hearing and boy am I glad of it. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1xyf…j4yc @npub1cxy…vryr We have special wipes for him that we also use, but they're no match for his natural stink... especially after he's rolled in something horrible in the grass! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1dkz…tw2d thank you! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Someone is sulking because he had to have a bath npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1k78…x2jh RIGHT? Like I always knew it was bad but seeing it laid out in black and white like that was a gut punch. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hey disabled/chronically ill peeps: npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1hmk…45ss the most neglected doggo in the world! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Teefs npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Friday mood: sleepy npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub12d9…z92a I'd totally watch this npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg New free #covid tests in the US starting Sept 25th: https://www.covid.gov/tests npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy Monday from me and Bagel! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg When I try to get some work done npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1n4a…wzvg one anxiety-riddled yet sleepy boy, on the job! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hello #bleptember npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1wna…a85t @npub1kt6…lg4k thank you! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1kt6…lg4k my doc's on board for paxlovid, fortunately! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1zy8…h9gj My husband got it and is isolating in the house, but it's not a perfect seal so I'm a little worried about ongoing exposure too. But yeah, just kind of trying to figure out just how much I should panic if symptoms show up in the next few days! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Has anyone with #MECFS gotten #covid and willing to talk about your experience? I've managed to dodge it so far but just got exposed and am worried about taking my post-viral syndrome and adding a new post-viral syndrome to it. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg One (1) toof npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Bagel is bageling npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg The comfiest spot in the house npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub10ja…q629 he's doing better today but still a touch off. I think that sedation really messed with his system, poor guy. Still the overall health news is fantastic, so it's worth it! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg This is Bagel, high as a kite after a vet appointment. He held that treat in his mouth for about 5 hours before finally feeling himself enough to eat it. npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Asleep between two pillows npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg @npub1sfl…gczt it's criminal is what it is npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Happy international dog day! npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Hello it is Bagel the Blepper npub1809jd6q5985prhuywu9rk87f6mjvml6k2knhtw4hd2jcnelscjws2vgwd6 Effie Seiberg Construction noises are so loud I can't concentrate on jack shit today
