He/Him. Retired Oracle DBA, Toad MVP, developer, husband, geek, no kids, open source contributor. McLaren & Mercedes F1 fan. Honor Pro400 phone with a great camera. I *try* to take at least 1 half decent photo every day. In 2020, Apress published my 1st book, 'Arduino Software Internals'. My 2nd, 'Arduino Interrupts', was published in 2023. 'Arduino Assembly Language' was published August 2026. Moved back to Scotland from Yorkshire in November 2024. @NormanDunbar has left Twitter, forever.
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Last Notes npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…s4ce @nprofile…kyza What gets me about this, Thatcher actually did something right! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…appe Have they gone back and repeated what they told you 5 minutes ago? npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…vf35 I used to get loads of those. They want you to panic but all the other domains to "stop" said Chinese company from registering your company name. I gave them an "interesting" email in response, eventually. I had a bit of fun with them first though. 😁 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…fxy7 I figured that bit, but what I'm struggling with is the initial "Hmm, that anemone is a bit of a killer if you're a fish. I'll just dive in amongst those killer tentacles and I'll be fine. Except, I'm also a fish!" 🤔 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…fxy7 I often wonder how those symbiotic relationships get started! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y Enjoy. Take care too. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y Apparently Skinner was the Reform member of the panel. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y I just fell asleep in the bath! (Kept awake by gusty winds last night 😐) npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y Have a kip? npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Nellie the elephant, packed her trunk. And said goodbye to the circus. Off she went with a trumpety trump. And was shot by an ivory poacher. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y @nprofile…ds9n Morning @nprofile…la7y . That's a bit harsh on squirrels! They are, like pigeons, very intelligent. Having said that, I agree!😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…mkqf @nprofile…la7y He looks like a dirty old man! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y I wish the religious fundies would just fuck off with their second coming shit! If I remember my religious teachings... Jesus told the disciples he'd be back before they died. He didn't return. The bible says that he'll be back for seconds before the end of the first generation after the children of Israel get a homeland. 1948+40 years was 1988. No jesus. Let's not mention the rapture, shall we? So far, zero for (at least) three! And the earth is the centre of the universe. My arse! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Some BBC mouthpiece on TV, telling us how awful it must be to be in a Dubai shopping mall when suddenly a drone crashed nearby. Not a word about being an Iranian girl attending school, or such like, when US and Israeli bombs suddenly appear! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…x9tq Now working? I suspect autocorrupt has struck! Morning. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…pfuj Have you seen the "Earth" series from the BBC? The episode aimed "Green" tells the story of how (we think) plants estate sea and took over the land. They were covered I that episode. At the end, scientists discussed how they came to discover that they were indeed fungi. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…2ch3 @nprofile…p227 Spit? npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…w8nk @nprofile…la7y I read, I think on the BBC web site, that the privatised water companies paid out more in dividends to share holders than would have been required to resolve *every* single water leak problem. Thatcher has a lot to answer for. Thankfully, Scotland never sold off its water, still state owned. Still has a few problems, even though. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar #WritersCoffeeClub January 26th Do you include things you personally find repellent in your work? In my technical books, I sometimes mention Microsoft Windows! Does that count? 😁 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…la7y From a double LP to 15 CDs? Nice! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Anyone remember "Bob a job" back in the day? I once was bobbing a job and went to a posh house. The man gave me a couple of tins of paint; a roller and a 2 inch brush. (Centimetres hadn't been invented in UK back then!) He told me to "go round the back and paint the porch." A couple of hours later, I went to the front door and knocked. When he answered I gave him his materials back and received my payment. As I left I said "Thanks. By the way, it's not a porch, it's a Mercedes!" npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar ITV showing "heavy snow fall in Birmingham". Ahem, that's not heavy, that's just a light covering! Trust me, we know.😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar #WritersCoffeeClub Dec 30 - How much would writing by another means (hand, digitally, audio transcription) change your prose? If I had to handwrite my books, my editors would have their work cut out trying to read anything I wrote. I'd have difficulties myself, so the gods help anyone else attempting to decipher it! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar When the three wise men arrived at the stable, they had to duck down to get inside. The first two got in fine, but the third was taller, and banged his head on the door frame! "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. A voice from inside the stable said "Quick Mary, write that down! It's better than Clyde!" npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar For goodness sake! Just went to the local hotel for supper. The place was full of a chess convention with chess players everywhere in Reception telling us all how great they are at chess. Honestly, there's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…x9jp Oops! Sorry. 🙁 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…x9jp Not that I'm aware of. Just randomly flickering. It's a bit of Python code which I didn't write, that controls them npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar That the Christmas decorations up then! My #RaspberryPiZero powered Christmas tree 🎄🎄🎄 https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/690/025/125/388/822/original/30b53c3cc07afe96.mp4 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…jfkv @nprofile…35ec We can but hope! Personally, I don't think they have the ability! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I've just read the findings of a scientific study into the effects of LSD on seabirds. Apparently, they left no tern unstoned. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Hmmm. I just tried logging in on my web browser and it's asking me to use my authenticator app for Two Factor Authorisation. My authenticator app doesn't have an entry for mastodon.scot so I'm stuck. Anyone got any clues? I used the #Tusky app and I don't see anything about TFA in the preferences or account preferences. Any help gratefully received, thanks. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar WARNING. Scammers are back. I've reported a couple this morning, telling me my account was suspended etc, and need to verify. Just say NO! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…35ec @nprofile…8cmr @nprofile…hq4z ( * Y * ) 👍 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…h9tt @nprofile…35ec What @HarrietMB said! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos. Today is my nephew Michael's funeral. He died of Early Onset Alzheimer's at the age of 35 on the very day of his daughter Grace's second birthday. I shall be offline and on silent mode, most of today. Have fun without me. Have a great day everyone, mine will be shite! Have fun and laughs. Take care. Today's photo is MrsD having Pea and Ham soup at Greenacre's in Fochabers, yesterday. Wesley never steals from your plate, but he will watch you closely! https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/538/814/108/898/596/original/f98e651c9dbbf4b2.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Monday. Up early today to finish shifting furniture before the decorators arrive. Wish us luck! Then Wesley is off for a night with some new friends (the human kind) which he will enjoy, but kid on he hated it when he gets back! Enjoy your day folks, hope it's a good one. Have fun, have laughs. Take care. Today's photo is the River Findhorn near Logie Steading with some excellent autumnal colours on the beech and oak trees. Taken yesterday. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/522/194/574/703/218/original/d673bef243e353ea.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…35ec @nprofile…hq4z Way. To F*cking. Go! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…ekm4 Makes a lot of sense. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I use #Linux. If I may, a word of advice to fellow #Linux users, fan boys and zealots. When someone toots about problems, or otherwise, in #Windows, unless you have something constructive to add, shut the fsck up about "just install Linux". It makes you look like a dickhead, doesn't solve the problem, and probably gets you blocked. Not everyone has the ability or need to install #Linux. Regardless of how much better it is. End rant! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…hzyj After getting men sorted out, we could also stop messing with the clocks? I've never saved a single hour of daylight in my life, no matter how I adjusted the clock! 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello to Sunday, also known as "Dicking around with the clocks again day!" Stick the clocks on GMT/UTC and leave them there. You also don't get an extra hour in bed when you have a dog! Have a great day, use your "extra" hour wisely! Have fun, have laughs, take care. Today's photo is from May last year at Brora Beach. It was very crowded. 😉 https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/438/959/178/176/100/original/726aec519f2aeb1c.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…35ec As far as I was informed, the crown estates is not the business end of the royals. It is a separate thing which makes a shed load of cash every year. Out of that cash income, it pays for the royals. The remainder, the biggest sum, goes into the government coffers. We don't pay for the royals. They don't own the crown estates either. Cheers. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I saw a man carrying a long "stick" today. I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?" npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Monday. It's our last day in the sunshine, we fly back to Leeds tomorrow and drive home all day Wednesday. Something to look forward to. Not! Have a great Monday, have fun, have laughs, take care. Today's photo is interesting. You can buy all sorts in there! 😉 https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/405/373/263/134/945/original/c7a73b66bfaaf2f0.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Today I signed a contract with Apress, my publisher, for the "Arduino Assembly Language" book. It will have to be completed by May 2026 and the first three chapters done by November 30th. Luckily I've written the whole thing already, barring any tech review and copy editor comments! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Ha ha ha! BBC News: Government loses bid to block Palestine Action ban appeal https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9dg5v43vmo npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…lzex This is true. It's how I do new stuff too. Cheers. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…lzex @nprofile…v387 I'm not a mathematician, I am trying to resist this rabbit hole.......trying... desperately... to... resis............... npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Two things I like, shade and fresh fruit! Honest! https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/366/370/696/456/572/original/204bfed559134718.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar The problem with sweeping generalisations is, they are all wrong. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I hear on the news that the UK Government are going to speed up the housing market by making it the responsibility of the seller and estate agents to provide much more information about the property. Sounds exactly like the Scottish "Home Report" which the seller gets and pays for. And, yes, it really does make a huge difference. Copy Scotland! 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x @nprofile…ns93 I am mildly dyslexic so I have the odd, occasional problem with simple words. 😐 Autocorrupt doesn't help either! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x @nprofile…ns93 Thankfully, Tusky offers the option to see what was edited, otherwise I would have remained confused! Interesting, because my fingers type "26" when I try to type "25" too. 🤔 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x @nprofile…ggt6 Have you ever figured out what Jon Anderson is on about in the words of his songs? 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Saturday. We have WiFi again! And I never touched it, it comes and goes as it pleases. 😐 We're meeting friends at the Portsoy Yarn Festival this morning. The afternoon and evening is a BBQ at my brother's ex pub in Mosstodloch. I have some NAC as my chosen beverage. (Non alcohol cider.) I'm driving. Have a great day. Have fun, have laughs. Take care. Today's photo is a Blue Winged Kookaburra taken in my garden in Leeds in November 2021. Or is it a Jay? 😉 https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/076/336/621/255/107/original/295b52ed1667dab4.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Anyone know why @nprofile…7cuz offers a "translate" option for some non English toots, but not on others? npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Saturday. MrsD is on doggy duties today for a couple of hours, as I'm off on a "Geology of Portsoy" walk this morning. I'm not an actual geologist, nor do I play one on TV, but I do find rocks and such like interesting at times. Have a great Saturday whatever you are doing today. Have fun, take care. Laugh a lot. Today's photo is from the Keith Show last week. Its the steam engine powering the old wooden grain thresher off to the right. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/036/495/807/747/367/original/3db18d9ee28eab39.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Ladies! If a man says he'll fix something, he will fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Oh dear! I told a joke on a Zoom meeting, and nobody laughed. 😟 It seems I'm not even remotely funny. 😂 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…h4s9 Velcro is a rip off! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…6ezj I'm lucky, I gave those fads a very wide berth indeed. I'm sticking with Jackson Structured Programming! 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…60lz Isn't "Hitting his targets" what he's actually paid to do? Why are these execs getting obscene bonus payments just for doing their job? npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x MrsD would probably disagree, but thank you. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x My apologies for even implying *that* word. I hate it. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x Starmer is as big a C*** as Trump. (And that's not a term I used, normally, but he's really off the scale!) npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x Israel has no fucking rights at all, as the invader. End of discussion, no matter which side of the fence you stand, that's the law. (As I'm aware of it.) npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…rh2x Singed and boosted. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…n2nf Oh for fuck sake! Who, in their right mind, would do such a thing. Someone else's data is not ours to do with as we please! Hope it gets sorted out, quickly. Cheers. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I'm often mistaken for an adult. I think it's because of my age. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…sr9k Too hot! Take care. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Thursday. Did you sleep well? No, neither did I. Again. 🙁 oh well, we have no plans for today, yet, other than dog walking duties. Have a great Thursday folks, have fun, have laughs, tell bad jokes. Take care. The seagull chicks have hatched on top of the wall. They were not keen on me being too near, so I kept my distance and went full zoom, hence the rubbish quality of the photo. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/747/982/193/263/015/original/4bde8499c97245fb.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…7093 @nprofile…h4s9 ZX-81? Spectrum? QL? 😁 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar This cost me £1.00 today. It's only volume 1, but how many were there? First published 1938, this edition is from 1960, the year I was born. There must be something interesting in here... Does anyone know if there are other volumes? https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/660/384/805/217/770/original/fcda3601b723d232.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Tuesday. Wesley is looking dapper today, after his haircut, although he's a bit camera shy about it! Today's photo is after a previous "shearing". I have no plans for today but I suspect a beach somewhre will figure highly in the plans I don't have! Whatever you are doing today, have fun, have laughs, tell bad puns. Take care. Today's photo is from February, it's Wesley after a previous grooming. He scrubs up rather well! #DogsOfMastodon https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/657/371/415/382/644/original/0c08f9392d2bf2fe.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Thursday. It's 03:45ish in the morning, and I'm wide awake for no good reason. I've post dated this toot, obviously, as most of the rest of the country are still asleep. Supposed to be out with friends later but they have a nasty cold and cried off, Good thing too, we don't want their germs! Will have a quiet say instead. Whatever you are doing today, enjoy yourselves. Tack care, have fun. Today's photo is from my lavvie back in 2021. Still applies😁. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/589/235/949/821/161/original/507171266a0ccf5c.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…vaz6 My last actual Unix, was V5 on HP servers. Years ago. @nprofile…0w62 @nprofile…lst5 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…vaz6 Vi. (Ducks and runs! 😁) @nprofile…0w62 @nprofile…lst5 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…jcxa I tooted one very similar earlier this week, from the West coast of Scotland. The beaches are stunning! As is your photo. @nprofile…4jjv npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Oooh! A review of my book Arduino Software Internals by @nprofile…pt4m https://www.workshopshed.com/2025/05/arduino-software-internals/ 🙂 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…lwhf I had a bee brush. Sometimes helpful, others, not so great. Those girls simply don't do as they are asked! npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…lwhf That used to upset me, every time I accidentally harmed one of my bees during an inspection.😟 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar My brother's story. A couple of weeks before his wedding to a stunning beauty, her sister knocked on his door one night. He invited her in and took her coat. Underneath she was wearing "not very much" and pretty much nothing was hidden from view. He looked her up and down, sighed, and walked out of the house. Outside were all his future in-laws! They cheered him on and welcomed him to the family as a wonderful, faithful guy. My brother's thought, "Thank god I keep my condoms in the car!" 😁 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…8t0c Thanks for the encouragement, I'm glad someone reads my descriptions. Cheers npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…8t0c Thank you. I try to do my best to describe the images I post. Some are better described than others. What I can't figure out is how to describe colour. What would "red" mean to someone with no sight? I always stop typing when I describe something's colour. 😟 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello to the weekend. Wesley got the all clear from the vet yesterday, but he's got to take things easy for another 5 days. Might be difficult! MrsD is off to see a friend today, so I'm on dog walking and book writing duties. Should be fun, it's blowing a gale outside and Wesley hates wind. Have a great Saturday, whatever you are doing today. Have fun and lots of laughs. Take care. Today's photo is yet another Buckie sunset, from a couple of nights ago. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/402/596/287/569/966/original/c37afada4b4dcc10.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…y298 No! No! No! No! No! Not under any circumstances whatsoever. Just, No! But, each to their own! 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Tuesday. Big day for Wesley today, but I doubt he's looking forward to it! It's snip day today.😐 While he's at the vet, MrsD and I will, apparently, be shopping. Oh joy! What are you doing today, anything interesting? Whatever it is, have fun, enjoy. Take care folks. Today's photo is called "YAHC", yet another Highland Coo! Taken at Crathes Castle back in February this year. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/340/216/726/786/400/original/e5fbb7b6caa72321.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…lwhf Mice? Hornets? I used to put the mouse guard on towards Autumn back in Yorkshire, to stop mice coming in from the cold to the warmth of the hive. Had to give up my bees when MrsD developed a severe, off the scale, allergy to stings. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…pye9 I never post, I always toot! 😉 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Thursday. MrsD is off to Gardenstown (aka Gamrie) today for a felting workshop. This will give me a chance to tidy the house and get Wesley walked before we meet up in Cullen for lunch. Hopefully, whatever you are doing today will prove fun and interesting, enjoy yourselves. Take care, and don't forget to have fun. If you don't like Buckie sunsets, scroll away now! This is last night's one, looking over the rocky shore and disused harbour at Buckpool. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/272/242/365/710/817/original/36e0e9503f35d2c8.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar When I left school, I wanted to learn to be a horologist, but I never had time. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…z0ay I once threw a baby grand piano down a mine shaft. I got A Flat Minor. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar I'm not a snob, but I absolutely refuse to work in a mine of any kind. Its beneath me. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Saturday. Its the weekend! Oh I'm retired, it's all weekends!😉 yesterday's buggy fix found some *interesting* diagnostics on the batteries and charger. Nothing I could fix, but info for the dealer. Weird is not the word! We are off house viewing again today. Who knows where this will lead? Have a great day today, have fun and laughs. Take care. Today's photo needs to be clicked, assuming it works. A slow motion waterfall at Fairy Glen, Rosemarkie. Enjoy. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/204/660/987/109/064/original/b9c9ccb320a37ea5.mp4 npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Thursday, our last full day in Fife. I suspect we will be back on the beach with Wesley today, he loves the beaches around here. MrsD's foot is still a problem, so walking any distance is well off the menu! We shall see what today brings, hopefully it will bring breakfast! Have a great Thursday everyone, have fun, have laughs, tell bad jokes. Take care. Today's photo was taken over a garden wall in Ceres yesterday, you can see all the way to Easter Island! https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/153/671/060/502/581/original/46dd868560d235d4.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Funny isn't it? We raise a glass with friends, wish them "Good health", then pour a glass of what is effectively a poison down our throats! Cheers. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…60lz @nprofile…cfuw Office broadband sabotage? That's a new one on me. Would you have a link to the story you refer to please? (Thanks, in advance.) npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar @nprofile…5ek2 I use a media player. Clementine on Linux. Or the default one in Linux Mint, the name escapes me just now, if I forget to "open with". Plus, I only buy CDs, no downloads. Rip to FLAC/OGG. npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello to a new week. Monday has landed, all too soon some might say! Today we are taking Wesley dog to the opticians! He's just visiting, MrsD and I are picking up our new glasses. Wesley is well loved at the opticians! Have a great day, even though its Monday, have fun, have laughs, tell bad jokes. Take care. Today's photo was taken in Gran Canaria in December 2016. Its one of MrsD's favourite flowers, a Daffodil. Only kidding, it's a hibiscus. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/057/394/620/713/618/original/c66ee26bc38ebb01.jpg npub1888vg7xmhhjarljdd2vdfxskfw2rhdc32qj49m5xn04uvzp98kyshpm9se NormanDunbar Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Thursday. MrsD is not happy! The foot doctor has told her to restrict her walking to 2 miles per day! Good luck on that front, doc! We are off to see a new build house or two today, near Fochabers. Should be interesting. No sea views for MrsD though. What are you up to today? Whatever it is, have a great time. Take care. Today's photo is Dunnottar Castle near Stonehaven. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/034/758/221/662/184/original/ca079a47576ca550.jpg