Known Threat, Top 1% Internet Race Car Driver
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2026-05-15T19:54:51Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Which one of you nerds was this? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Anyone seen OceanLotus/APT32 in a while? #threatintel #gayint #IFIN #intel npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Alright chat, what's the grocery store anthem today? Gimme suggestions npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I was told that modern CI/CD pipelines and AI mean rigorous testing and rollback process means pushing to prod should be fearless š¤ npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: when I went to apply I couldn't find my highschool maths scores so I was ineligible. Big F. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: its the normal pride flag with a platypus overlaid npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: lgbtqiadarf+ npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: the birds in the phone are just snitches npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: @npub1s6eā¦n008 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: A pi-hole/as blocker is a better modern security boundary than a firewall for most people. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: this baseless accusation of Blahaj is unfounded and disinformation; Blahaj on snacc proper noms ! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: the real magic is when you find out theyre a bunch of other people's buttz ;) npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Oh but when I read the OTHER files off your work computer drive, SUDDENLY its a problem. pft. talk about double standards. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: do it, its better than more TLDs for ClickFix funnels. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: this is a monarchy npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: no, denied. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: We have enough TLDs. Stop making more. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: 32 cases to investigate and document in the TIP before tomorrow afternoon. Time to, as the kids say, lock TF in. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: there's a series, i think its still on Netflix, called Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat and it changed how I cooked. Absolute game changer adding in acids to my dishes. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Tim Cook did what needed to be done from a CEO perspective, but he wasn't exactly revolutionary. He made the line go up. I would hope someone with the hardware/engineer background might push Apple to innovate, but realistically, why would they take the risk? No one is going to challenge the Apple ecosystem any time soon. For most users that can afford it, the Apple walled garden is pretty nice, relatively secure, and mostly privacy conscious. It's far from perfect, but compared to whatever MS is these days (and younger me is screaming right now) Apple is my clear choice for "it just works" computing. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: ah yes, the darf method npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: release the CATS butthole cut npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: i think i should become the pope npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I feel like I need a sign for when I'm at the coffee shop that says "im friendly, feel free to share the table" because seating is exceptionally limited and I'm a bit grumpy looking š
npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: oh... You haven't noticed yet... Awkward npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: @npub17cvā¦9jd4 left me unsupervised and that's going to be everyone problem npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: hehe, shonks. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I actually like my job, when I get to do the analysis stuff they hired me for. The rest is bullshit though npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Having to put on pants to go to work is absolute bullshit. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I could vibe code my way to a better edge solution than most of these "security" devices. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: not a designer, but adding a thin black border to the text will likely make it way easier to read on a multi-color'd background. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: How much of a pay cut would you be willing to take to join a startup ran like a co-op? i.e. profit sharing, employee owned, ethical work, reasonable work hours, full remote, etc. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: are you counting trucks too? F-150 XLT doesn't have seats by default and is pretty close if not more depending on options. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: For those of you who remember ScreamingGoat, they're currently looking for a new role. Ideally something in the threat Intelligence space and DC local. Y'all know how he is with emerging vulnerabilities. Let me know what you've got and I'll make sure it makes it to them. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Looking for a list, ideally with dates, of the major cloud outages for the past year. I know one of you wonderful nerds has something documented somewhere if you're willing to share I'd be eternally grateful š npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I think im doing online dating apps wrong, i dont even match with bots š
npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Just tried to `sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && sudo apt dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt reboot` i think its time for bed. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Is chilli a soup? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Reddit has recently decided I need more of the wedding shaming subreddit in my life and I've come to two conclusions, 1) way too many people are comfortable wearing white to someone else's wedding, and B) y'all are fucking up if your wedding party isn't on that shit with a nice big glass of red wine. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: If you don't put a date on your malware write up, I hate you. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: striped for camouflage against predators npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: @npub17cvā¦9jd4 @npub1d26ā¦72uz npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Some people are speculating its related to the NATO training that starts tomorrow, Atlantic Trident 25. That may also be just good excuse to move strategic tankers into the EU. Seems to largely be stratotankers which are refueling planes but there are some others heading that way. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: all my homies hate JavaScript npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: nope, they completely hijack it. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: for all of the other shit that meta does, one of the most frustrating things is when instagram hijacks the back button so you cant back out of the tab to google results and you have to close the tab and start over. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: If being hard on yourself worked, you'd be better by now. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: VLANS are just vibes. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: if I had that many followers I'd feel obligated to post real stuff instead of shenanigans. So blog for sure. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: a win's a win š¤ npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: as someone who likes dogs considerably more than people, i fully support this! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I'm looking for some stickers to throw on a pelican case along the lines of "sensitive electronics" "danger" "fragile contents" etc if anyone has suggestions on what else I should throw on there and where I can buy them 1 at a time rather than the 500x bulk options on amazon. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: We are all cam girls in the surveillance state. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: How much salary would you need to consider going back to an office once a week? Ive been remote since 2017, i love working remote and i hate commuting, but I've been introduced to an interesting opportunity and debating what that tradeoff looks like to me. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: people really have zero clue even after all this time how to layer and scale security solutions based on legitimate risks of threats. Susan in accounting might need a little more security than Joe in the mail room, but they dont need the full paranoid hardware token suite that the security / domain admins need. It blows my mind that "security professionals" cannot assess these risks and scale appropriately. Perfection is the enemy of good, and this industry is still tripping over its own feet.... npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: It bothers me that so many lessons learned have happened in the engineering world but the IT world is just hitting ourselves in the dick over and over again because slowing down 10% to do it right might cost a few people a little money. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Coworker 1:"why do we have three dumpster fire emojis" npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Blahaj wants to go to defcon
