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Man, dog treats are starting to look really tasty. Didn't spot the sign and nearly bought one for myself https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/9ca09b57-1691932872766.jpeg

2023-08-09 12:42:36

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Or by being attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time => https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697

2023-08-09 12:41:41

If you think you're having a bad day => "A Texas woman was attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time after the bird - which eats snakes - accidentally dropped the wriggling serpent on her."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697

2023-08-06 20:09:11

This is not the time for "LOLZ" https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/f68082df-1691345350605.png

2023-08-06 07:08:57

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The original

2023-08-05 22:58:36

Ok. Who's going around zapping 69 sats? https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/0252a830-1691269116011.png

2023-08-05 19:36:19

I live my life by maxims https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/d5e42371-1691256978123.jpeg

2023-08-03 10:44:05

When the folks behind you in the queue don't appreciate you stopping for a photo opp #photographerhusband https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/5e3cdba7-1691052243617.jpeg

2023-07-27 00:50:23

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Awesome

2023-07-24 10:36:34

What's worse. Relentless 40C (100F) heat or relentless damp drizzly rain 🤔

2023-07-24 10:33:50

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BOOOOB!

2023-07-20 11:43:57

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Nice work

2023-07-19 17:09:13

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Damn

2023-07-16 16:54:08

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You doxxing me 😂

2023-07-15 18:39:35

What's your favorite food in Minecraft?

2023-07-13 20:10:31

I think this is it, folks 👀

2023-07-10 21:17:19

Bitcoin and Minecraft. These are a few of my favorite things. https://satlantis.net/

2023-07-10 13:44:02

It took me until this number of years old to realize that sleeping in the woods in a hammock is the best way to sleep.

2023-07-04 13:46:05

I'm going to need a real Mexican to show me how to eat soft tacos.

2023-07-04 10:03:49

Oceans rise
Empires fall

2023-07-01 22:28:24

GET TRAINING! Contestants from across the globe take part in world wife-carrying championships in Finland - where top prize is the wife's weight in beer 🍻
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12254337/Contestants-globe-world-wife-carrying-championships-Finland.html

2023-06-30 11:28:03

Any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. Homer (Simpson, I think...)

2023-06-29 13:10:55

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Why did you type that so fast?

2023-06-29 11:50:45

Who's stealing our days? #nevent1q…0s40

2023-06-29 10:16:48

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England

2023-06-28 23:39:09

Not all those who wander are lost

2023-06-28 23:25:11

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It's got fish (protein) and potatoes (vegetables) Can't get more balanced diet than that? 😂

2023-06-28 22:14:24

Tonight I ate fish and chips with curry sauce 😋. Does any country outside the UK enjoy this delicious and nutritious meal?

2023-06-28 12:27:09

There's a power cut. I hope my electric toothbrush still works.

2023-06-27 16:18:36

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Right. I need to find out the combined weight of my wife and two kids then.

2023-06-27 15:29:29

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I got excited when I heard Thinkpad were making a phone.

2023-06-27 15:24:22

What's your target deadlift as a multiple of body weight? I'm aiming for 2x because I read some random thing on the internet that it's a Navy Seal fitness requirement.

2023-06-26 10:50:44

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I liked the OnePlus

2023-06-25 21:28:42

I've been playing Minecraft in `Hardcore` mode with my kids. One life. When you die, that's it. No respawn. No saves. One small mistake and all that hard work is gone. Forever. It's soo intense and a real life lesson.

2023-06-17 16:57:07

I might just go ahead and have that fifth cup of coffee today. What's the worst that can happen?

2023-06-17 11:38:18

Making money make money #nevent1q…nuee

2023-06-08 17:08:38

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What do you meme?

2023-06-08 12:55:48

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Are reposts bad? Do we really need repost, like and zap?

2023-06-07 23:34:47

READ IT =>
https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2023/06/07/nostr-creators-day-job-to-launch-decentralized-social-app-with-new-bitcoin-functionality/

2023-05-30 20:43:04

I love a good origin story. Meet the mysterious nostr creator... https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2023/05/30/bitcoin-social-network-nostr-creator-fiatjaf-/

2023-05-23 17:25:28

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Wait list starts opening next week....

2023-05-20 09:46:50

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/nzF8sk5WWEDv50Pl41/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0jl8wcfjh8n75qphsq4ijbvytpa0xqwks2durl1kz&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

2023-05-20 09:34:51

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/dfgtCBdKdZVKg/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0hpdf9xyedmwj7kp6q34euggvx6d1ipeblkvpkz40&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

2023-05-19 22:06:01

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xA16RBOIHdbpwgms4X/200w.gif?cid=586b07f01rsn2wkvf6z43lvcl1um7wu7qyy24jmzx0fa64dj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g I love how this feels

2023-05-19 21:26:00

https://media4.giphy.com/media/idGw983D7CHrrXa2eO/200w.gif?cid=586b07f05v2yejl65hfmtgy7aft3f0qnpqbj7esmmwshofrf&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g The big bang of social media

2023-05-19 21:06:42

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Zap me

2023-05-19 21:04:16

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