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18 months to escape the underclass...We're So Back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fxudvU-UU
incredible, entirely AI gen
https://x.com/anabology/status/2103534482930491441

2026-09-26 12:30:00 GMT

Think you're going fast?
The familiar names — GPT, Gemini, Claude — all run at roughly 100 tokens a second. There's a company called Cerebras (the biggest hardware company IPO in history): 10x faster starting at 1000 tokens a second (Codex Spark runs on this and a few other models - but don't bet on any Anthropic models running on it)
And then Taalas: a 100x faster, running at 14,000 -17,000 tokens per second.
What's fast today is going to be snail speed tomorrow;
Are you ready for AI the returns results in a blink of a second?
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/building-in-the-agentic-era

2026-09-25 19:56:51 GMT

Since I am on break from @npub1z0l…8ldk , decided to spin 3 new @lnbits extensions.
Goodbye Google Forms, hello Lightning enabled Forms. also, run your own zapgoals. Both with embed capabilities into other sites. And, last but not least for the holiday season: bulk giftcards.
My Gift to the nostr and lightning community.
cheers :D
#naddr1qv…6ydj

2026-09-25 19:50:58 GMT

some egregious privacy 2-tier happening in the UK
https://macanorak.com/two-tier-encryption-in-the-uk/

2026-09-24 23:17:22 GMT

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Its AI generated, but just a header i used on my substack

2026-09-24 23:17:06 GMT

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love ya back!

2026-09-24 12:00:00 GMT

AI usage is doubling every 11 weeks. Computing power used to double every 18 months; AI usage now does it in under three months. In that kind of compounding environment, waiting for things to "stabilize" before jumping in isn't a strategy — the gap between early adopters and late adopters is widening every week.
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/building-in-the-agentic-era

2026-09-23 12:50:00 GMT

Half the internet's traffic is now bots. As of early 2026, Cloudflare reports more robot traffic than human traffic — the same kind of step-change as March 2020, when the whole world suddenly went online.

2026-09-22 12:58:00 GMT

Code is Cheap in the age of generate code, But
Finished Code, Engineered code is Not Cheap.
-Laurence Moroney

2026-09-18 21:27:50 GMT

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yes, sorta. you gotta be careful to not let it go crazy

2026-09-15 19:53:02 GMT

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the us wheat supply is totally messed up by gmo, causes all sorts of health problems, but yeah i feel ya

2026-09-15 19:50:41 GMT

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hehe i love dogs. this one looks like he's not so happy tho.
beautiful coat tho

2026-09-15 19:50:06 GMT

I've started posting a series on substack as an experiment, cuz you know it sends email. 😂 one a week for the next few weeks. lmk if you enjoy these, if i get some feedback, I'll do a few long form on nostr exclusives
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/hivetalk-grows-up

2026-09-15 19:47:32 GMT

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one of these days, i gotta find an excuse to hop on the 5 and get past the cows... mooooo 😂

2026-09-15 19:46:41 GMT

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i've started adjusting my diet to try to only eat euro rye imported bread, i feel so posh, but costs the same... seems to be helping my digestive system quite a bit, also losing some pounds 😂

2026-09-15 19:45:02 GMT

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nom nom nom ! i want one too 🤤

2026-09-15 19:42:11 GMT

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Thanks!! All slides here: https://slides.hivetalk.org
the details from the talk will be posted on substack in a series, schedule is here:
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/i/215458803/whats-next

2026-09-14 20:37:53 GMT

https://www.vals.ai/blogs/fable-solves-cyphral-distich

2026-09-11 21:50:38 GMT

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@npub1q7w…m2vr just FYI on the CF and zapstream/shosho
ah ok, @npub1r0d…fsft , i wasn't the one running the OBS but just wanted to clarify and let tigs know what happened.

2026-09-11 19:40:14 GMT

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nice. are you now using your own streaming server or the zap.stream backend ?
we had a lot of trouble getting both zap.stream and shosho to show the stream live the other day

2026-09-10 23:59:04 GMT

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No TV, no tv for you 😅
#nevent1q…cw7m

2026-09-10 23:53:18 GMT

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i'll DM it to you

2026-09-10 18:01:17 GMT

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Was great meeting you as well @nprofile…g9az 🚀

2026-09-10 18:01:00 GMT

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Was a pleasure @nprofile…93gv ! Thank you and amazing how we’ve come full circle 😆

2026-09-09 22:07:24 GMT

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She’s a plant….

2026-09-04 01:37:53 GMT

My life was astrified before it was astra 😆
https://x.com/OpenAI/status/2095595741528125780/video/1?s=46

2026-09-03 02:04:26 GMT

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🫂

2026-09-03 02:04:12 GMT

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How do i best DM you these days? Signal? Nostr?

2026-09-02 19:52:58 GMT

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hit it harder :D ✌

2026-09-02 19:52:06 GMT

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they used to have some cool features, but these days I just run my own relay and encourage my non-technical frens to do the same, esp b/c its so easy now. they just throw this on a VM with an auto prompt and then have an agent manage the updates
https://oneshot.hivetalk.org/

2026-09-02 19:49:11 GMT

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wow they still exist. cool

2026-09-02 19:48:49 GMT

Swarms, graphs & loops.
Agents just gotta hit it harder every week 😅✌

2026-09-02 18:09:39 GMT

High Agency or Bust

2026-09-02 18:09:12 GMT

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glad to hear you are still working on it.... thought you'd be gone 🫂

2026-09-02 18:08:40 GMT

I stopped listening to podcasts.... I just agentically data mine them now

2026-09-02 18:07:31 GMT

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https://lnurlcash.com/

2026-09-02 18:02:54 GMT

> The Most Important Thing
> High agency is one of the few human traits actively rewarded in the AI era. The
people who win are the ones who take action, learn the tools, and put themselves in positions where AI amplifies what they can do.
> Here’s what that means in practice. Use AI every day. Not for a homework assignment. For your actual work. Write with it, code with it, research with it, plan with it. Learn its limits and its strengths. Build intuition for when to trust it and when to override it. This is a skill, and skills compound.
> The people who are scared of AI are the ones who haven’t used it enough to understand it. The people who are excited about AI are the ones who use it every day and see what it unlocks. Get on the right side of that line.
- peter diamandis

2026-09-02 18:00:20 GMT

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“The cost of starting a company has collapsed. The number of people who can be entrepreneurs has exploded. LinkedIn saw a 69% increase in people adding ‘founder’ to their profiles!”a

2026-09-02 17:59:51 GMT

When everyone's title is "Founder"
the only way to tell who is legit is longevity
and quality in providing goods and services 5+ years.
Otherwise you're just a PnD ✌😆

2026-08-31 19:43:00 GMT

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😂🙈
#nevent1q…3l4g

2026-08-31 19:41:18 GMT

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Lfg!

2026-08-31 19:40:45 GMT

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Forget ecash, im doing lnurlcash

2026-08-31 05:43:07 GMT

once september begins.... i'm gonna be chillin
let'm clankers do the sweepin' :D

2026-08-31 05:42:17 GMT

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time for YOLO Mode 😆

2026-08-31 05:41:46 GMT

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nom nom gimmie some of that :D looks goooooood

2026-08-31 05:41:06 GMT

I'm literally dev'ing in production;
like it used be totally not ok, but today its like jamm'in?

2026-08-28 05:02:09 GMT

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huh i guess that reply from the other person disappeared

2026-08-28 01:26:03 GMT

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“Under” , weird word choice there

2026-08-27 21:28:50 GMT

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It depends on who.
In my view point
train already left the station

2026-08-27 21:27:21 GMT

Agentic bot traffic war hitting cloudflare like cray rn

2026-08-27 20:58:32 GMT

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my super powered agents did 20 hrs of work in 2 hrs and slayed it 🥹😆
now i'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs going wut now?

2026-08-27 20:57:38 GMT

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yea exactly, that's why i decided not to do anymore UI/UX crap after this month.
I'm done with dat 😂, rather slay on the backend like you :D

2026-08-27 20:55:58 GMT

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my point is, for front end there might not be more PRing in the future..........
but maybe i didn't explain myself clearly 🫂🤷‍♀

2026-08-27 20:54:18 GMT

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one of the two skills that Agents can't quite eat yet
- Design and Deploy :D
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/4964ab27f94a7eb6926aae465327daa1c63cd4c215efaf132b360790a9468aa5.webp

2026-08-27 20:31:41 GMT

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I didn't do jack.... just handed it to my Agent and told it to run tests E2E with playwright. it ran its own audio test 😂
seriously by next year if we're not making 200 commits a second, and merging in 1000 PRs a month, I dunno wat we do 🫠😅

2026-08-27 20:28:47 GMT

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i'm bringin' da poop farm @npub10np…tl5h !
💩💩💩💩😂

2026-08-27 20:28:08 GMT

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I don't want anything in particular just thinking about directionally where things are headed into 2027
since its now the age of personalized software,
people will design their own, even its not in line with your tastes.
cloning repos tho, i think is gonna be ded on the front end site soon.

2026-08-27 20:17:52 GMT

Permissionless means go be creative! There's just no more excuses anymore
#nevent1q…jevy

2026-08-27 20:17:22 GMT

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hm i was thinking far outside of the bitcoin space, that nostr can be used in virtually any application anywhere, it just depends on the use case and how.
when nostr showed up in openclaw that was the start of it, but certainly not the end of it. I don't think we have to be limited to the social media clones, there's a lot more you can do, and we've barely scratched the surface.
Also, most importantly -- we don't need permission from others or the nostr or bitcoin community at large to build what we want using nostr tools.

2026-08-27 19:54:50 GMT

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lols

2026-08-27 19:54:26 GMT

you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
uh huh, that's the way I liiiiiike it. 😂

2026-08-27 19:53:56 GMT

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cuz you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
love it

2026-08-27 19:50:46 GMT

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how about letting people add their own themes?
love the postage one tho :D

2026-08-27 19:49:38 GMT

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fuck around and find out 😂🫠✌

2026-08-27 19:48:38 GMT

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💩💩💩💩💩 😆

2026-08-27 19:44:12 GMT

How an Agent automatically tests audio.....
"dit dah dit dah dit dit dah doooooooooop" 😂

2026-08-27 04:02:34 GMT

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noooooooo!

2026-08-27 04:01:23 GMT

Have you noticed the lack of liverwurst in your supermarkets?
Most major markets have taken off the shelves in the us, I have to go to a local market that imports hoardes of european foods to get it. Now I'm eating rye bread imported from eastern europe as well instead of the plastic gmo "bread" crap
1st 30 seconds aside, interesting research on who funds the anti-meat industry.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wyn-8x0RgZ0?si=dtxRKfupCVg9nCNy

2026-08-27 03:29:30 GMT

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apparently this is a real one:
#nevent1q…hkyz

2026-08-26 19:09:29 GMT

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the latest marketing fad spin

2026-08-26 18:58:59 GMT

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humans pick who we wanna hang out with, that's what personal social life is all about, right? :D i don't see no diff here 🤣