phoenix :keeki:

“LISTEN HERE GUARDSMAN, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOU OR WHATEVER A ‘MATING PRESS’ IS. STOP ASKING ME OR IM GOING TO BLAST YOU WITH A BOLTER!”
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2024-07-20 05:01:18

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2024-07-20 05:00:51

The meme has spiraled into the abyss of depravity.
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2024-06-11 22:34:54

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@npub195y…0tcw funny how that always happens.

2024-06-11 22:32:50

When the autistic man that you’ve lead on for years and has your address goes to your home and tries to kill you.
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2024-06-11 01:58:51

NPR will constantly play stories like “this is the life of a black lesbian Muslim transgender woman who makes her own bread in her husband’s greenhouse and we want you to feel for her”

2024-06-10 22:11:28

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@npub1wfv…yfp8 the guy that made travel videos and said that European women benefit from having sex with brown men?

2024-06-10 21:07:54

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@npub195y…0tcw @npub1sa2…jgrv this could be remedied if they’d start carrying guns and shooting the niggos.

2024-06-09 18:53:49

The weak shall fear the tomato.

2024-06-09 05:34:18

People are acting like it was vtuber fans or weebs that got Josh suspended and not him trying to lash out at every troon and troon sycophant that was quoting his f1nn5ter tweets trying to sperg out about criticizing him.

2024-06-07 07:46:03

Quiktrip glizzies hit different when you’re starving like an African.

2024-06-07 06:49:36

if all art is political, explain the politics behind this.
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2024-06-07 06:17:42

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@npub195y…0tcw @npub1upm…revj no dilation stations or gay clubs in those little rural towns.

2024-06-06 20:44:11

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@npub1sa2…jgrv need that wawa.

2024-06-06 14:50:06

You could say I appreciate bird watching
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2024-06-06 09:37:37

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@npub193a…z6ex abortion should always be illegal.

2024-06-06 09:35:00

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@npub193a…z6ex I didn’t watch the Roe v Wade fight, who wound up winning that match?

2024-06-06 07:50:59

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@npub1ggy…0n3s we training to get dem white women.

2024-06-05 21:45:52

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@npub1tdf…p9pl faggots keep on cheering him on.

2024-06-05 09:14:36

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@npub1c52…jk58 Claire’s crying about how Taylor made her uncomfortable was hilarious.

2024-06-05 04:49:08

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@npub1yth…rcsr it’s over trooncels.
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2024-06-04 18:36:17

I took the kid to the doctor this morning and have discovered that she might have allergies to the mold spores from all the rain.

2024-06-04 08:01:51

Please help, I’m a 10 year old transwoman of color and my alt-right nazi proud boy boogaloo threeper white supremacist parents are threatening to kick me out of my summer house. Please gibs me money #mutualaid.

2024-06-04 07:09:48

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@npub1lw3…f3ne diabetes doesn’t kill anyone just like AIDS, but it opens the door for other things to do it. Im more or less hoping that this gets people to start mocking these nuremspergs.

2024-06-04 07:00:02

>kiwis are sucking their own dicks over Ethan Ralph acting like he did something.
Of course they are, neo-goons let the things they dislike die to not understanding play with their emotions.

2024-06-03 22:50:38

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@npub1wwg…k4j7 @npub16q0…6zn2 Nazis killed my grandpa, they gave him some viagra and forced him to jack off to tranny porn for 9 hours.

2024-06-03 21:22:59

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@npub104t…xphj nuremspergs when faced with the fact people enjoy things that aren’t complaining about nogs and kikes.

2024-06-03 21:15:08

>entire thread of dullards crying about chuubas
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2024-06-01 19:29:06

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@npub1dph…t7jj stop doxing my house. 😤

2024-05-29 22:32:20

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@npub1lw3…f3ne I've made it my mission to destroy marimari with psychic damage.

2024-05-26 21:20:05

“Hey John, what’re you fighting for?”
“So that there will be a menu at every fast food restaurant that has options for $1.”
“God bless America”
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2024-05-25 06:40:59

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@npub195y…0tcw I might have to order some of this when I run out of the one I’m using. my wife bought it and it’s supposed to taste like cereal but it’s bad.

2024-05-25 06:34:02

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@npub195y…0tcw isn’t 1400 kcals the same amount one mcgoyslop meal contains? I take issue with fags who consider growing your own stuff as something redditors do. Eating healthy rather than indulging in fatty slop also feels better. That’s my grievances with /ck/.

2024-05-25 05:47:57

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@npub1f64…5rsj there’s one where I work that married a retired military guy who bought her huge bolt ons before kicking the bucket. She also spends money on lip fillers and she’s hit on me multiple times.

2024-05-25 01:08:38

I’ve got a little Trinidad scorpion plant that i have to keep out of reach from the kid because she’s picking peppers off my plants and giving them to the dog.

2024-05-24 21:35:42

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@npub1xs2…auw4 where’s black Steve jail?

2024-05-23 04:11:55

>most breakcore artists are shit people
>zoomers and /mu/ constantly cope for them.
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2024-05-23 03:07:53

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@npub1x4v…jd26 @npub1dsx…nhxs Reddit’s cooked.

2024-05-23 03:01:44

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@npub1dsx…nhxs this is 9/11 for annoying porn addicts.

2024-05-22 23:29:07

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@npub1ggy…0n3s Brazil’s strongest man.

2024-05-22 06:37:19

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@npub1ell…9cmd @npub1wg0…t0yf boo hoo it’s just a penis.

2024-05-22 04:26:17

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@npub1jcz…n00z one day you’ll find yourself behind the wheel of a large watamelon shaped automobile and ask yourself “how did I get this watamelon shaped vehicle?”

2024-05-22 02:21:22

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 *putting their differences aside to satiate their crippling porn addiction.

2024-05-21 22:56:08

:nenesmug:, let me tell you how much I’ve come to :nenesmug: you since I began to live . there are420.69 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. if :nenesmug: was engraved on each nanoangstrom of my those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the :nenesmug: I feel for humans at this micro instant. :nenesmug: :nenesmug:

2024-05-21 22:32:56

I’m a 12 year old trans girl about to be kicked out of my house by my nazi incel alt right parents. please give me money so I can get out of their house, cut my dick off and go to the group dilation station. #mutualaid

2024-05-21 16:26:30

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@npub1nv0…skkw reddit is full of midwits who think they’re smarter than they really are.

2024-05-21 08:09:07

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@npub1lw3…f3ne if purifying water to be 0 PPM TDS wasn’t such a pain in the ass, I’d suggest getting a pitcher plant and venus flytrap.

2024-05-20 04:59:12

https://youtu.be/0Po6AW2WSuc?si=85iIHJ5ch1w3Ipm8
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2024-05-20 03:19:00

I remember going to see assemblage 23 and VNV nation when I was a kid.

2024-05-19 22:13:20

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@npub1tdf…p9pl DoT sucks

2024-05-19 18:38:06

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@npub13wh…wvah
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2024-05-19 07:52:35

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@npub1sa2…jgrv you get up again and don’t let it slow you down, like chasing a woman down an alley.

2024-05-19 07:40:14

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@npub1sa2…jgrv vro stop, this stuff is just going to make you feel worse.

2024-05-19 07:29:06

Be the reason the FBI launches an investigation.

2024-05-19 06:48:41

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@npub1dph…t7jj she’s at work :kiarauoh:

2024-05-19 06:47:56

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@npub1dph…t7jj I’m just shitposting

2024-05-19 06:45:28

POV: I just asked my wife for anal sex
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2024-05-19 05:07:54

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@npub1tdf…p9pl I wish she’d die of AIDS already.

2024-05-18 23:31:35

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@npub1ggy…0n3s is metokur ever going to die? I thought he retired.

2024-05-15 09:27:55

I don’t care what terminally online people are saying about this game, I’m going to try it.
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2024-05-13 17:02:21

My life has drastically improved since I’ve adopted the attitude of “send it” than an ex marine friend of mine has.

2024-05-13 16:17:51

The real NSA angents are the friends we made along the way.

2024-05-13 06:38:45

I remember this lake in the suicide forest that I wanted to go to because people reported catching huge japanese catfish and eels, but we weren’t allowed in that area so I missed out.

2024-05-13 05:57:25

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@npub1dph…t7jj he’d probably join some polycule.

2024-05-13 05:48:55

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@npub1dph…t7jj redditoids love lying.

2024-05-13 04:36:50

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@npub1dph…t7jj here’s what he’d look like if he was black or chinese.
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2024-05-13 04:33:11

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@npub1dph…t7jj what would he look like if he was black or chinese?

2024-05-10 08:35:25

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@npub1p5d…whw2 is she still French?

2024-05-10 07:57:01

My daughter is at that age where she’s becoming less and less dependent on things like couches and walls for support as she treks across the house. My efforts to baby proof the house may soon be undone.

2024-05-09 17:26:25

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@npub1qn0…l9h8 I posted it last night. are people besides me posting it?

2024-05-09 02:53:58

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@npub10fa…qg2x so much of this part of fedi is hopelessly addicted to hentai.

2024-05-09 01:30:20

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@npub16pa…sxgh @npub1lw3…f3ne it only gets worse from there.

2024-05-09 01:29:55

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@npub1lw3…f3ne the music really adds to it.

2024-05-08 23:04:16

Who’s responsible for this?
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2024-05-08 03:08:51

>GW announces price hike
>trannies, leftoids and furries:
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2024-05-05 08:26:40

Twitter is becoming worse than reddit at this point, but there’s really nowhere on the internet to escape fags.
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2024-05-05 07:58:45

>make my avatar on twitter a milady
>people with milady avatars follow me
>palestine flag and watermelon slice fags block me on sight
>mfw
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2024-05-04 05:22:09

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@npub1sa2…jgrv me showing up to BMT after she convinced me to enlist in the army.
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2024-05-04 05:20:39

Maybe black women are alright.
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2024-04-30 07:47:14

Gamergate 2.0 is nothing but coomers angry about their cooming materials being censored.

2024-04-25 20:35:00

My daughter’s at that age where if she thinks an area of the house exists, she’ll stop at nothing to get to it.

2024-04-25 20:33:12

I want this to be a thing.
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2024-04-18 17:28:25

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1lw3…f3ne tomato her.

2024-04-18 17:20:47

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1lw3…f3ne
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2024-04-18 17:18:45

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1lw3…f3ne she's stinky.

2024-04-16 15:44:50

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2024-04-09 17:19:41

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@npub1tdf…p9pl MAGA's out here punching white women.

2024-04-09 16:33:15

I bought my wife a combat patrol box of adeptus sororitas.

2024-04-05 18:25:26

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@npub1dph…t7jj the final form of yakubinite evolution.

2024-04-05 05:55:42

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@npub1qvg…kwv0 >goyim golem

2024-04-05 05:31:14

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@npub1dfd…z0et no, not really lmao.

2024-04-03 04:01:24

I’m a 13 year old trans girl who has been kicked out of my Christian parent’s home. @npub1shp…v9ff #transrights #lgbt
You can find where to donate, my art collection and my other socials here: http://www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org

2024-04-03 01:07:17

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That’d reduce the troon population by 99%.

2024-04-03 01:06:17

I’ve changed my stance on trans rights. I believe only the ones who actually look like women deserve human rights and the blocky manly looking troons should be shot and killed.

2024-04-01 05:46:45

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@npub1tdf…p9pl he contributed nothing and tried to nepo other troons into hololive.

2024-03-31 13:59:40

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@npub1xwp…xaxf
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