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2026-05-22 19:01:51 GMT

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@nprofile…eqfl I’m Gen-X. Of course I write and speak English. I wasn’t educated by STEM idiocy. Most of my teachers were mature conservative educators. Plus the small class size was a bonus. The teachers were much more willing to give students individual time to address issues. My graduating class was 36 seniors…. Can’t beat that kind of education

2026-05-22 18:13:10 GMT

Ah the joys of breaking down on a holiday weekend. Company performed a fuel island inspection and decided I need a couple of new tires. That morphed into “a necessary inspection” and other odds and ends. Getting a bunch of stuff “fixed” that don’t need fixing and of course this screws up my schedule. Lost a 1700 mile weekend/holiday run because of this bullshit
#fml

2026-05-08 20:13:13 GMT

Well chit! Big problem with tractor. Lost air gauges, fuel gage, battery high voltage warning, traction control, A/C, power windows, stereo, high temp in rear axle warning, fifth wheel auto release and finally, windshield wipers turned on, won't turn off...
Couldn't find the ejection handle so took it to a shop. Hope it's just a simple electrical issue...
Hope I get home ontime

2026-04-23 20:15:48 GMT

Timeline cleanser??
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/455/855/738/789/247/original/dc9cb754d46b856a.mp4

2026-01-05 08:04:53 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
He's a power seeker. No way he's gonna drop out. Nobody walks away from authority. Its an addictive illness.

2025-12-29 02:21:35 GMT

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@nprofile…2cqe
Yep pretty much all the urban truckstops are to be avoided anymore. Really annoys dispatch when I have a delivery in a major city or nearby suburb and I stage 100 miles out. They keep asking why so far out and I keep telling them Security. If the customer has no secure overnight parking, I dont go anywhere near them til its time v to deliver

2025-12-29 02:08:14 GMT

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@nprofile…2cqe
WEST Memphis. I try to actively avoid actual Memphis like the plague it is. This happened a few hours ago
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2025-12-29 00:56:45 GMT

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@nprofile…kvac 😜

2025-12-29 00:54:27 GMT

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@nprofile…kvac
"Hey! We got a whole room of rejected Star Wars costumes and stage gear. Let's make another knockoff!"

2025-12-29 00:39:20 GMT

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@nprofile…rxnm
Lol guess I'm not trying hard enough?
@nprofile…8ugg
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2025-12-29 00:29:02 GMT

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@nprofile…8ugg
Muting them does nothing as there's no notification to them so they could care less. Blocks are usually listed somewhere so there's a possibility they might see it and get insulted...lol

2025-12-29 00:26:44 GMT

Just another reason to stay the fuck outta helicopters
https://6abc.com/post/dead-helicopter-collision-hammonton-new-jersey/18327955/

2025-12-06 01:56:52 GMT

Found out why my inverter keeps quitting. Turns out my "700w" microwave is actually pulling almost 1200w. That's what the truck inverter is rated at max! Add in cell charging, refrigerators etc, was well exceeding the rated capacity. Didn't have the microwave added to the jackery...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/670/132/101/415/471/original/31144bf8ac845a0c.jpg

2025-11-20 00:25:02 GMT

I've moved!
http://truckdriver.social.
https://truckdriver.social/@TruckDriver
@nprofile…8n5d

2025-11-19 21:39:11 GMT

hmmm. getting "This site can’t provide a secure connection
www.truckdriver.social sent an invalid response.
ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR"
on my site. Can't figure out where to install SSL certs on BTRF.LY. Any BTRF.LY users have any advice?

2025-11-19 17:53:57 GMT

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@nprofile…amwt lol that was so 1930's of you...

2025-11-19 17:45:10 GMT

off to the dr to get a camera rammed up my nose and down my throat.
happy times!

2025-11-19 15:24:25 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86ouc-qrYQ
What a cool bike

2025-11-19 15:09:56 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znWl_TuUPp0

2025-11-19 14:36:00 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr
Not bad. I'm not much of a country fan though

2025-11-19 00:19:16 GMT

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2025-11-18 20:07:14 GMT

Guess its time to take a nap. Waiting for my domain provider to get my new domain served all over the place is tiring

2025-11-18 17:18:00 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7 @nprofile…pfsq
grrr wonder how long it will take for my new domain to go active. cant buy the service until the domain goes "live"

2025-11-18 16:45:15 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7 @nprofile…pfsq
Now I gotta find a pleroma hosting sites that's reasonable in pricing...lol

2025-11-18 16:43:45 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7 @nprofile…pfsq
Actually, just purchased truckdriver.social. 3 years, $92

2025-11-18 06:11:57 GMT

Just had a epiphany. Been home a few hours and I just realized how much I despise my apartment.

2025-11-18 06:05:51 GMT

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@nprofile…hsct
Yeah, I knew Carolyn took time away. Just didn't realize it had been as long as it had since I listened. I pretty much dropped listening to all my podcast subs a year+ ago now...
@nprofile…hfeg @nprofile…9uz3 @nprofile…npg4 @nprofile…zuvc

2025-11-18 01:59:23 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5
S1 was pretty good. A little nutty in exploring the hubby/wife story line but its not bad

2025-11-18 01:40:11 GMT

Checking out s2 of LandMan. Hope its as good as s1.

2025-11-18 00:47:41 GMT

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@nprofile…hsct @nprofile…9uz3 @nprofile…npg4 @nprofile…zuvc @nprofile…hfeg
Is hogstory still going? Last episode shows may 2025

2025-11-17 23:47:31 GMT

Home!

2025-11-17 10:16:23 GMT

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@nprofile…0q34
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/564/515/500/119/282/original/c630899a9d309282.mp3

2025-11-16 22:16:45 GMT

Home by tomorrow evening. Yay! Done for today. Ready to get the fuck outta this truck...

2025-11-16 01:39:59 GMT

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@nprofile…28g2
Glad its "we" and not "I'm"
😀

2025-11-16 01:35:37 GMT

Dangit! I WISH I could find real butter that was soft enough out of the fridge to spread on my bread for my sammich!!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/556/806/360/330/456/original/af57887d67caa20f.jpg

2025-11-15 19:07:27 GMT

Finishing up the last of these PB cookies. Will be the last for a while. They are oh so good but oh so bad for me. Time to double down on the healthy eating...or try to best as I can
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2025-11-15 13:49:52 GMT

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@nprofile…3mhr
Heheh I was at a BK in Wendover Nevada about a month ago. There was around 8 to 10 middle aged guys in there ordering. They ALL had the BK crowns on and acting a fool. Tried to get me to join them. I was STEP OFF FUCKER! GTFO MY FACE!
You woulda thought I'd kicked a kitten they way they reacted.
Annoyed the fuck outta me...

2025-11-15 00:11:08 GMT

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@nprofile…2uvl
Now let's see him do that out in nature with a den of wild honey badgers...

2025-11-15 00:06:37 GMT

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@nprofile…d2y2
Common mistake. Frank Einstein wasn't the monster, he was the doctor...
Jus' sayin'
Lol

2025-11-14 23:11:52 GMT

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@nprofile…08ez
I no haz kitchen in truck! Ez to make like dis

2025-11-14 23:10:50 GMT

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@nprofile…4gy8
Motorcycle racing helmet. Track helmet

2025-11-14 22:21:33 GMT

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@nprofile…ps8a lol I'm awake now!

2025-11-14 21:53:09 GMT

#themoreyouknow
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/550/268/276/386/711/original/1b06ef8bc5db7537.mp4

2025-11-14 18:53:58 GMT

Naptime! 15h of downtime before tomorrow's delivery 50 miles away. Time to catch up on some zzzzzz's

2025-11-14 18:44:42 GMT

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@nprofile…2wlf
My NuWave has 3 power settings. 600, 900, 1400 watts. I think i had it set on 900w so it wasn't heating up as fast as it could have. Once it got rolling, it was good to go. Just took a bit to get there...lol

2025-11-14 17:48:28 GMT

I can see...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/549/306/322/470/711/original/70c9806ec2d03971.mp4

2025-11-14 17:39:01 GMT

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@nprofile…mqee
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2025-11-14 17:32:25 GMT

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@nprofile…mqee
Muahahaha!!
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2025-11-13 23:07:12 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5 lol I seriously doubt there's any lactose in this cheese sauce

2025-11-13 23:04:43 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5
Lol I dunno about "yum" but it's something
@nprofile…4q4a

2025-11-13 22:58:44 GMT

...And thus! I present the JCD MacNCheese Life...modified with additional protein. A finer meal you will not find!...maybe anyway...well.. probably, if you make your own...
@nprofile…4q4a would be proud i bet
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2025-11-13 22:45:07 GMT

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And I lost the strainer lid to the pot so ima hafta get creative
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/544/811/309/290/124/original/c7cf12f626ee66dc.jpg

2025-11-13 22:43:26 GMT

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17 minutes from room temp to rolling boil... 8 cups
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/544/804/443/324/020/original/151175dc025493ca.jpg

2025-11-13 22:36:48 GMT

Water takes forever to boil on my induction cooktop

2025-11-13 16:54:50 GMT

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@nprofile…ps8a
is that a wave "hi!" Or a wave saying "omg! For the love of all that is holy, please STOP"?

2025-11-13 16:51:20 GMT

PUHleeze be a fart!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/543/419/753/244/590/original/a63175d5a398b87c.mp4

2025-11-13 16:42:11 GMT

Access Denied!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/543/383/683/215/484/original/8945d3e1329270eb.mp4

2025-11-13 16:15:14 GMT

Google is missing me off. Trying to get into an old email I haven't used in a year. Only way to get in is by clicking a number on a phone I no longer have access to. Cannot find any way to reset the phone number as I cannot get into the account. Seriously irritated

2025-11-13 12:49:07 GMT

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@nprofile…6hjm
Hold your friends close, your enemies closer...

2025-11-13 12:42:49 GMT

Leftovers for breakfast! Omnomnomnom
Last of the thighs and mushrooms from the other day
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/542/441/163/046/523/original/caea9c0ba88fe009.jpg

2025-11-12 22:24:00 GMT

Later Penny!
Wonder how long til they introduce a replacement due to popular demand
https://apnews.com/article/us-mint-treasury-department-penny-end-production-86139df5644ef0885a9baf98e9677380

2025-11-12 22:09:43 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7
I think its all just generic. I see the likes, I think mastodon just lumps all the various reactions into "like"

2025-11-12 22:06:04 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7
I get "likes" but I don't get the specific "love" "haha" or anything like that... NA.S runs on mastodon and there's no multi reactions :(
Now that I'm back to work, I might see about making a new instance with pleroma or misskey or something else

2025-11-12 21:49:37 GMT

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@nprofile…8anu
Imagine it's just a prop
Although, she DOES do book reviews occasionally.

2025-11-12 21:44:31 GMT

Oops.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/538/910/053/793/144/original/ffed10923dfb3c95.mp4

2025-11-11 19:21:36 GMT

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@nprofile…ktw7
I wish I could make photogenic food like this...lol

2025-11-11 18:31:15 GMT

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@nprofile…g59e
I prefer the term "criminal"
To be here illegally is commiting a crime, hence the word "criminal" is a more accurate description.
Criminal Alien also sounds more serious than Illegal alien
Thanks to @nprofile…0lav for bringing that forth

2025-11-10 23:05:21 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5
Yep! The can was unopened and hot!!

2025-11-10 22:39:41 GMT

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@nprofile…h349
hail naw! They can go get there own!

2025-11-10 22:23:47 GMT

Gotta love the redneck mortar!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/527/739/012/274/562/original/36fef620db4d8b0d.mp4

2025-11-10 21:12:18 GMT

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And of course, every good dinner deserves a good dessert!
Last of my choccy chips :(
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/527/457/876/819/480/original/5875696b0afe03fd.jpg

2025-11-10 20:47:47 GMT

Dinner is served! Boneless skinless Chicken thighs with mushrooms, mixed vegetables and fresh baked biscuits!
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2025-11-10 12:28:41 GMT

Loading up the slow cooker for dinner. Chicken thighs, mushrooms, salt, pepper, Kinders "The Blend" seasoning, zesty Italian salad dressing, a couple of cans of Cream of Mushroom condensed soup. 7h on low and should be done by end of the work day.
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2025-11-09 23:32:22 GMT

I hate when when weather changes. Tweaked a hamstring on my heel a decade+ ago. Now when it gets cold and/or damp, that damned heel gets to aching and I limp like I im drunk...lol

2025-11-09 22:15:45 GMT

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@nprofile…9u8s @nprofile…d2y2
I've not encountered the Omelet yet. Wondering how good it is...
Just had a 2022 menu 3. Pretty good.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/046/398/907/227/original/cf296125c3571414.jpg

2025-11-09 18:43:42 GMT

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@nprofile…ektm
NO BREATHING
NO SPEAKING
NO BLINKING
NO PULSE
Shall I go on?

2025-11-09 18:30:55 GMT

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@nprofile…ysj7
50 year mortgage. That's basically rent. You'll be dead by the time it's paid off. Pay for a lifetime, die when it's done

2025-11-09 15:55:00 GMT

Dangit! Japan having a helluva party or something. Lots of shaking going on...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/520/549/130/211/506/original/2f6e0e8eda411a35.jpg

2025-11-09 12:16:06 GMT

Where TF is Atlanta SWAT going at 90mph, lights and sirens screaming, at 0715 am in SW side??

2025-11-08 22:26:57 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr
Lol would make things easier. 2 second cookies. 3 second broiled chops...

2025-11-08 15:15:11 GMT

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@nprofile…6hjm
Lol sorry. Didn't mean to be. I'm just bored

2025-11-08 15:03:12 GMT

Broke down in Georgia :(
Air fry then broiling some boneless pork chops. Adding last of my taters as well...
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2025-11-08 13:37:54 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr company installed 1200w inverter plus a jackery 2000 v2 with a 2200w pure sine inverter.

2025-11-07 22:23:44 GMT

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@nprofile…d337 ya bought it. Use it. Don't let the $$$ go to waste

2025-11-07 21:14:03 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr
Not half bad.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/510/478/953/200/884/original/4dfb2fab5394eb55.jpg

2025-11-07 21:06:41 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr still in the oven. Another 5 mins on the clock
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2025-11-07 20:49:20 GMT

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@nprofile…3mhr
Still a new toaster oven. The rust hasn't begun....yet

2025-11-07 20:47:12 GMT

Attempting frozen burgers for dinner. Sadly, no cheese lettuce or onion nor a bun to toast...
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2025-11-07 19:32:13 GMT

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@nprofile…ysj7 ah ok. Thanks. Smart thinking!

2025-11-07 19:30:48 GMT

https://toot.fedilab.app/@apps/115509733001456869
We can do quotes now? How? Cannot find a quote button
@nprofile…ysj7 is/will this be enabled?

2025-11-06 21:12:23 GMT

I wonder if these things actually work...
Noticing a lot of shots that appear in the dark so I'm thinking there might be 24/7 UV involved that's not mentioned?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/504/807/447/257/501/original/627bca4ffdb2c5c3.mp4

2025-11-06 20:30:55 GMT

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2025-11-06 16:10:30 GMT

UPS from a street view
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/503/621/929/892/855/original/153b04c2e2721db7.mp4

2025-11-06 00:34:19 GMT

Off to bed. Laterz gaterz

2025-11-05 23:01:48 GMT

OK cookies attempt #3. Temp 300 for 10m, checking at 7m for doneness
#chocolatechip #cookies #trucking
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2025-11-05 22:37:13 GMT

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@nprofile…kz3v it's a new cast iron 6 inch. Still needs to get broken in better...plus, I never learned how to properly flip eggs...lol
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2025-11-05 22:32:19 GMT

An attempt at eggs over easy, beef sausage medallions and white toast. I need practice on the eggs...lol
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/499/462/066/324/002/original/e4a77bce48e59972.jpg

2025-11-05 14:59:26 GMT

Better view of the same video posted a few mins ago
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/497/681/672/827/382/original/7fc99dbc637933ac.mp4

2025-11-05 14:38:03 GMT

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@nprofile…0f08
LOL EVERY dystopian future movie and book is predictive programming.
The stories that were written to warn us of the possibilities of abusive future governments/corporations/uber rich were ultimately used as guidelines for these same future (now current) governments/corporations/uber rich to usurp power from the citizens..
These authors wrote a series of "how to" manuals, albeit without intention.

2025-11-05 14:09:51 GMT

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@nprofile…vuwr
Yep. So sensitive, it tells me I'm gonna hit myself when I'm making a right hand turn...bobtail...lol. most annoying.