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2025-10-02 02:34:23 GMT

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@nprofile…m8et
historical images may depict POC or people with disabilities in ways we find inappropriate today. Let me know and I'll fix
Yet to fix it would be revisionism, and fundamentally un-historical..
I am confused. Why not keep the bar where it is and expect viewers to understand historical perspective, rather than pander to them as if they were infants?
It seems a miscarriage of duty to do otherwise.

2025-06-01 16:45:06 GMT

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@nprofile…u00v
Clowns..
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2025-05-20 23:46:37 GMT

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@nprofile…z8kp
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2025-05-20 23:45:34 GMT

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@nprofile…z8kp
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2025-05-12 20:16:29 GMT

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@nprofile…pfh4 @nprofile…taps
damn you're good.

2025-05-12 20:10:11 GMT

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@nprofile…pfh4 @nprofile…taps
A special production of "Peter Pan- a MAGA story" in place of Les Miz?
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2025-04-26 06:35:09 GMT

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@nprofile…r0tf
bottom line..
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2025-04-24 18:55:24 GMT

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@nprofile…u00v Africa is a very large continent.

2025-04-12 22:55:48 GMT

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@nprofile…07t5
his litter box..
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2025-04-06 20:17:06 GMT

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@nprofile…6k3s @nprofile…pj05 @nprofile…cu97
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2025-03-23 05:03:35 GMT

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2025-03-23 00:18:10 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2025-03-22 09:39:09 GMT

MAGA style madness may be older and more consistent than we thought..
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2025-03-09 23:17:31 GMT

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@nprofile…taps neuter/spay your pets..

2025-02-06 17:57:11 GMT

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@nprofile…wfhq
Destroy Russia's economy from the inside, and there will be no need to kill Russian soldiers in Ukraine. Just like Germany in 1945. I hope the Mirage saves Ukrainian lives.

2025-01-21 00:32:45 GMT

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@nprofile…ptfv been on signal almost from the start of signal. Nobody wants to join. most people want 1 of 2 things: big corporate social media (facebook or apple shit) OR simply SMS/texting which I despise.
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2025-01-16 00:47:33 GMT

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@nprofile…aq7u @nprofile…u57s not likely, but you already know that..

2025-01-10 21:49:48 GMT

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@nprofile…wetd @nprofile…quqw
was there a driver in the car? I couldn't tell.
the speed & physics seem wrong for that to be driven by a human. Maybe it was propelled on a rail by some roller coaster mechanism.
also- no legal disclaimer.. professional driver, closed course, do not try this at home kids..

2024-12-27 21:44:40 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-27 21:29:17 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
how many in here are old enough to remember that movie? Under the best of circumstances humor in here could be a mix of old and new generations but the young'uns are so cunty and territorial about every-fucking-thing, their own humor included, even when it's sadly derivative, or just a re-tread of some old tire.

2024-12-27 21:26:28 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-27 20:31:50 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-27 20:21:19 GMT

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@nprofile…taps She'll be starring in Tarantino's next feet-ure film...
Once Upon A Time in High Heels
or..
Podiatry Fiction
or..
The Hateful 10
or..
Jackie Birkenstock

2024-12-27 20:13:20 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Tarantino's dream girl..

2024-12-27 20:11:14 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
red states are the real welfare queens..

2024-12-27 04:34:15 GMT

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@nprofile…taps or a stool pigeon..

2024-12-26 01:48:50 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Love, and..
If it comes down to it and you are starving some day, you can always sacrifice your pet to make stone soup..
#you_cant_eat_love
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2024-12-24 03:08:01 GMT

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@nprofile…taps Better food in AT..

2024-12-24 00:43:50 GMT

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@nprofile…taps maybe it'll spark a broader social discussion? maybe? or not..

2024-12-24 00:41:01 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
OTOH, except for some short lived rioting, the OJ verdict didn't change much either.
Maybe the public's applause for Luigi will be equally short lived.

2024-12-24 00:36:06 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
I don't envy the prosecution on this case. They'll be floating so many trial balloons to try to guess which way public opinion is blowing it'll be nuts. They can't afford to have this be another OJ trial where he walks for murder. Good luck finding a jury that'll convict this guy. I am sure plea deals are flying hard and fast behind the scenes, which is probably making Luigi's lawyer laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DXUFfclWDE

2024-12-24 00:04:35 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
and then there's this...
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2024-12-23 23:51:42 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
One's life being an endless coffee klatsch straight out of Sex and the City becomes odd past a certain age. Not a good look at 40. Never really a good look for anyone, but eh, reality being what it is, we all go through it at some age. A small minority never leave it.

2024-12-23 23:46:37 GMT

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@nprofile…taps even by 30 it rapidly becomes unseemly and makes you seem more than a little odd.

2024-12-23 23:45:01 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
mostly under 35's. If she still talking like a sex in the city coffee klatsch after 36 then she's got issues...
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2024-12-23 23:42:22 GMT

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@nprofile…taps won't shit right for a week.

2024-12-23 23:40:39 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
prolly resides in a right to work state, too..
at-will employment.

2024-12-23 23:39:31 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
basically, yes

2024-12-23 20:57:54 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Or just play Captain & Tennille's greatest hits on continuous loop..
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2024-12-23 19:58:29 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
your back yard is becoming an M Night Shyamalan movie..

2024-12-23 19:57:14 GMT

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@nprofile…taps ??????
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2024-12-23 19:56:29 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
a Dorito..
or a juicy grub
or a scrap of pineapple with some bbq sauce on it that fell down there.

2024-12-23 19:54:28 GMT

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@nprofile…taps anyone in the neighborhood have a terrier that got loose?

2024-12-23 19:52:18 GMT

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@nprofile…taps probably a transient scavenger.. are you in the city or in the country? what kind of critters you got there? If it was here, I'de say raccoon or skunk, of which we have many.

2024-12-23 19:51:01 GMT

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@nprofile…taps remove the drawer, or if it's a door, leave it open, place a camera there overnight- an old smart phone.

2024-12-23 19:50:19 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-23 19:48:12 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-23 19:45:35 GMT

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@nprofile…taps got any night scavengers like skunks or raccoons?
sometimes they will dig a hole chasing a smell or a small grub, eat it and then move on. the only trace they leave is the mess

2024-12-23 19:43:07 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
messy guests?
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2024-12-23 18:45:22 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
101%

2024-12-19 02:12:15 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
toilet paper $5/per sheet.. cash only..

2024-12-19 02:06:38 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-19 02:03:43 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-19 01:56:50 GMT

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@nprofile…taps cat proof..
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2024-12-19 01:55:44 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-19 01:54:10 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-19 01:49:17 GMT

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@nprofile…taps does he have daughters himself?

2024-12-19 01:45:08 GMT

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@nprofile…chpz
Good luck making that charge stick.
Stinks of desperation on the part of prosecutors.

2024-12-17 05:51:54 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
there are some shitty generations still alive, born both before and after pluto-in-virgo/gen-x..

2024-12-16 21:21:12 GMT

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@nprofile…taps I'll settle for court but I'de rather see him crying in a Romanian prison

2024-12-16 21:20:00 GMT

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@nprofile…taps should have made it a WWF pro wrestling ring instead

2024-12-16 19:03:51 GMT

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@nprofile…u57s
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2024-12-15 07:19:48 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
30 is the new 14.
jeez is it ever..

2024-12-15 03:58:22 GMT

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@nprofile…taps Seen that in Austria too. I think it was on the bread aisle.

2024-12-15 03:56:46 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
AIDS vaccines?

2024-12-14 00:11:45 GMT

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@nprofile…taps yeah that's going to be fucked, and you know that it will be ultra high on the agenda of any goombah Trump appoints.

2024-12-13 23:15:25 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
seriously, it's a new continent for onlyfans girls..
countdown before it's made illegal in 5..4..3..2..1
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2024-12-13 23:06:54 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Imagine what Lewinski could sell if there was a fleshlight version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JE6rUwfckI

2024-12-13 23:06:13 GMT

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@nprofile…taps Brad Pitt could sell pre-recorded kisses then?

2024-12-13 23:05:41 GMT

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@nprofile…taps it's da truf..
same here in Cali..

2024-12-13 22:59:19 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Fleshlight with bluetooth?

2024-12-13 22:50:59 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-13 22:50:36 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-13 22:43:57 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
who cares?
I think she divorced, remarried, got out of politics..
not really sure.

2024-12-13 22:27:28 GMT

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@nprofile…taps Menawhile, over in the New World, the potato was discovered.

2024-12-13 22:25:56 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-11 17:44:11 GMT

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@nprofile…taps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

2024-12-10 21:52:01 GMT

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@nprofile…taps good luck finding a jury that'll convict him.

2024-12-10 21:50:48 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
what a mess.

2024-12-10 21:40:58 GMT

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@nprofile…nqpj @nprofile…taps
can't tell if the thing's meant to drive on roads or mow the lawn or to level the ice in the hockey rink

2024-12-10 21:38:03 GMT

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@nprofile…taps yes. it was. it was also a long time ago. they didn't last past the late 80's. but whatever. it was an interesting time and I always enjoyed visting and hanging out at his place with my aunt in the summer. She'd babysit us when my parents went on vacation somewhere and we hung out at this guy's place with her a fair amount in the summer time. close to the beach. zero rules. it was a vacation for us too, in that regard.

2024-12-10 21:33:16 GMT

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@nprofile…taps in the 80;s my 20-something punk ass feminist aunt dated a guy who was a draftsman and wanna be cartoonist. He loved Ron Cobb. We'de hang out at his apartment sometimes as kids and he had Ron Cobb books laying around his apartment. Lived a few blocks from the Redondo Beach Pier. Not a rocket scientist, just a typical dude of his generation. Vietnam vet. But certainly a colorful character. He was weird but I liked him.

2024-12-10 21:27:45 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-10 21:21:55 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-10 07:51:34 GMT

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@nprofile…taps @nprofile…c2ll @nprofile…2qg7
And nobody thought to download the video?
#youtube_dl

2024-12-10 07:43:23 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
We've all got one or two

2024-12-10 07:41:39 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Mine didn't need to yell.

2024-12-10 07:38:33 GMT

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@nprofile…taps they are cuddly at that age..

2024-12-09 21:43:27 GMT

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@nprofile…taps we shall see

2024-12-09 21:40:53 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
If he had been this much more careful, they wouldn't have a face shot of him.
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2024-12-09 21:39:19 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Good luck finding impartial jurors for this case.

2024-12-09 21:19:31 GMT

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@nprofile…taps it'll be like the OJ trial.. the jury will acquit him..
It's not like he killed his wife and unborn child or something. Just some douchebag corporate exec. Same thing could have happened to him jaywalking in NYC, and just as unexpectedly. Life is unpredictable. That's why there's medical insurance.

2024-12-09 21:17:30 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-09 21:06:46 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Hamburglar must have settled for a plea deal.. but even in Mc Donaldland, stitches get stitches.
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2024-12-09 21:05:49 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
'member that commercial from the 90's?
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2024-12-09 20:58:40 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
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2024-12-09 20:58:12 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
That happy meal is well earned, buddy..
Now I'll go distract Mayor Mc Cheese and Officer Big Mac while you make a run for it.
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2024-12-09 20:53:41 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
That pic going to be on the FBI wanted posters?

2024-12-09 20:49:56 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
Just be sure to read the fine print on the can..
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2024-12-09 20:09:05 GMT

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@nprofile…taps
That, my friends, is the majority vote..
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