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2025-10-10 08:23:36 GMT

It’s a condition of our surrender to the emus. https://theblower.au/@AnnonBudgie/115348810555829011

2025-09-06 03:57:26 GMT

How good is AI.
IKEA order arrived with a damaged box. The return AI booked a replacement drop off and pickup scheduled for Friday. All good zero touch customer rep experience. Status updates telling us it’s on the way etc.
Except it never arrived.
Called IKEA this morning took 45m of waiting and dealing with humans to discover. The AI had hallucinated the whole thing. The schedule was too tight For the warehouse to load the goods. So the AI just faked the rest of the delivery updates.
Cust rep couldn’t fix it so just created two new deliveries, one for the replacement and one for the damaged part pickup.
So much time wasted and inconvenience to our family.
Grr.

2025-08-29 03:32:04 GMT

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stop it with the gloating. It’s unbecoming

2025-07-21 12:49:26 GMT

Imagine the prompt.
“ make it sound like we are sorry, nothing meaningful. The usual platitudes”
https://eigenmagic.net/@NewtonMark/114891194161956057

2025-06-09 08:45:38 GMT

Whilst reading a satire website I got an ad which must surely be satire.
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2025-05-19 09:44:58 GMT

Family hates my new printed battery box. Let the internet decide.
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2025-05-10 02:22:23 GMT

Hmm. Turns out I’m two degrees away from the pope. Take that Kevin Bacon.

2025-04-18 07:06:22 GMT

So anyone know what this is.
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2025-04-11 04:16:21 GMT

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have you seen the places voting record. I mean really.

2025-04-11 03:16:33 GMT

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running out of good places. I mean 10+ years in qld sounds pretty grim.

2025-03-16 05:52:18 GMT

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bugger. Doesn’t boq issue new card for apple/ google pay via their app straight away? I was back up with new card in 15mins.

2025-03-16 00:54:58 GMT

Go to Melbourne the week of F1. Wake on Sunday to find $170 on club entries, $3000 on dan Murphy’s and 20+ maccas and uber runs.
Maybe Bankwest could have spent a little less on rebranding and a fancy new app and a little more on its fraud detection capabilities.

2025-03-14 23:24:50 GMT

TEETH OUTRAGE
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2025-03-09 11:16:49 GMT

And second coat done and all the drop sheets tape etc all cleaned up. Shower, bed then up at 5am.

2025-01-24 08:55:17 GMT

Ghost tour ahoy.
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2025-01-20 08:38:05 GMT

Statler and Waldorf
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2025-01-17 11:28:13 GMT

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super easy
Cut tomato in half put them on a tray cut side facing up.
Put brown sugar on them (be generous)
Drizzle https://www.harrisfarm.com.au/products/random-harvest-caramelised-fig-honey-and-vanilla-balsamic-vinegar-95553
Or just plain balsamic vinegar
A drizzle of olive oil on top
Bake in the oven.
The sugar will become like toffee and contrast with the tart of the tomatoes

2025-01-17 10:36:39 GMT

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you would
Say that.
Twice fried.
The tomatoes are roasted with sugar and carmalised fig, vanilla balsamic vinegar

2025-01-17 08:51:07 GMT

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2025-01-13 09:12:43 GMT

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see they do take holidays.

2025-01-13 09:02:48 GMT

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until they work out the train timetable

2025-01-13 08:51:46 GMT

#straya @npub1nrx…m4fy https://aus.social/@jhaue/113819997349670204

2025-01-11 06:56:01 GMT

Fantastic Denby 70’s dinner set my parents have.
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2025-01-05 07:55:42 GMT

Things to do for a week get away to Adelaide? @npub1y0l…w86y [@NewtonMark](https://eigenmagic.net/@NewtonMark )

2025-01-05 06:45:05 GMT

Trying Detroit deep dish pizza for a change.
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2024-12-27 08:03:17 GMT

Well that’s a bit awkward
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2024-12-18 02:41:16 GMT

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hope all works out for her

2024-12-17 21:55:12 GMT

Uac clown show
Sends text with no mark only a link.
Websites slow under load.
It’s 2024. If the hsc can send marks via text. Uac could too. Save a lot of areas and load.

2024-12-16 22:56:31 GMT

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sad the gov can do it but the banks can’t.

2024-12-16 22:28:55 GMT

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maybe we could just use emojis and get them standardised that way.

2024-12-16 22:28:14 GMT

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what we need is an iso standard for naming these things.
(Runs away laughing)

2024-11-30 05:55:21 GMT

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wouldn’t you just drive

2024-11-29 11:09:31 GMT

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speaking of. My son had all four wisdom teeth out today.

2024-11-29 09:30:27 GMT

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or listen to electronic callboy and get all of that in the same song.

2024-11-29 09:29:13 GMT

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sounds like my kids.

2024-11-25 18:26:13 GMT

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how long before techbros pay 💰 to politicians to ban lying to AI training as some sort of “danger to the humans who rely on the llm output”

2024-11-22 05:00:50 GMT

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no point sausages don’t start till tomorrow

2024-11-19 22:48:26 GMT

Wait. Finally a use case that blockchain supports the requirements of. https://wandering.shop/@cstross/113510446122654880

2024-11-15 03:51:36 GMT

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also the words thongs, fanny and roots, all mean different things...

2024-11-09 07:50:55 GMT

Saturday night in the coronary care ward. (Not for me)

2024-11-07 01:19:00 GMT

It’s great to see the government defeat the single greatest risk to our children.
(Reads notes)
Name calling in the playground

2024-10-24 08:30:57 GMT

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you know who would be proud.

2024-09-30 10:10:35 GMT

At least it wasn't dns https://infosec.exchange/@metacurity/113225952684094313

2024-09-19 22:51:06 GMT

She was ordered to return to office 5 days a week.
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2024-09-18 23:30:42 GMT

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wonder how Microsoft is feeling about it. Using them as a feeler on what the backlash might be.

2024-09-17 22:19:03 GMT

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not that you can tell.

2024-09-17 21:51:09 GMT

Jfc what a thing to see whilst driving. Now I have burn the car. #straya
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2024-09-17 12:01:32 GMT

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have you been there before?

2024-09-06 02:02:32 GMT

Yay son got his Mechatronic early portfolio entry into UNSW @npub1sg0…5wjp

2024-09-04 02:02:31 GMT

The reason developers don't write documentation is that if they had to describe what they had done even they couldn't live with themselves.

2024-09-01 05:44:24 GMT

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check those don't need significant drainage works.

2024-08-27 07:47:24 GMT

What if we are all just mech suits piloted by birds ?
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2024-08-19 11:47:22 GMT

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you're in the pocket of big chihuahua.

2024-08-13 22:23:24 GMT

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about 15mins too late Mark.

2024-08-13 10:20:09 GMT

fuck , fell down the stairs and banged my elbow into the skirting

2024-08-11 08:57:28 GMT

Moroccan lamb with yoghurt and coriander on a bed of mash potatoes
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2024-07-09 02:31:03 GMT

Am I missing something or are home care packages a simple rort to move money from the government to private businesses? Like I need to pay 18k a year to get 2hrs of services a month?

2024-07-08 04:33:13 GMT

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I may or may not be dealing with a failing parent's affairs at the moment.

2024-07-08 04:32:30 GMT

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the real reason to have kids. Sort this shit out for you while you sit in a nappy.