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2026-03-02 20:37:06 GMT

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@nprofile…eaye save deez nutz lmao #gottem #beans

2026-01-29 19:20:57 GMT

Like something out of a great c-drama, Zhang Youxia, Vice-Chairman of the Central Military Commission of China, supposedly wrote a secret letter to be released if he was arrested:
https://www.epochtimes.com/gb/26/1/29/n14686528.htm
The Epoch Times is a HIGHLY SUSPECT source, but this would be a crazy thing to fabricate out of thin air.

2026-01-23 20:19:42 GMT

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@nprofile…eaye just put ownership of the shitlib hideout into a series of shell companies

2026-01-05 19:56:38 GMT

I'm liking Mark Kelley over Gavin Newsom for the Dem ticket in 2028
Kelley isn't a smug prick
Kelley is actually being persecuted by the regime
Kelley is an astronaut, that's cool
Newsom can only get in the news reactively

2025-12-22 20:36:25 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak I did the maffs, the post tax lump sum would be worth about 7-8 billy in 30 years
man thats a lot of money

2025-12-22 20:31:13 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak man that would be so sick
I would be a really cool rich person

2025-12-22 20:00:23 GMT

You won't win the lottery if you don't play.
You also won't win the lottery if you do play.

2025-12-22 16:44:42 GMT

Takeout and delivery services making fake websites for restaurants to steer customers onto their service feels like it should be illegal.

2025-12-05 15:47:35 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak @nprofile…y34k
The 5-foot, 2-inch 110-pound
I said men, not manlets

2025-12-05 15:41:18 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak @nprofile…y34k men are meant to have ice in their beards at least three months a year

2025-12-05 15:32:35 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak @nprofile…y34k soft hands, brother

2025-12-04 18:14:18 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak haven't missed a flight yet

2025-12-04 15:26:32 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak I show up 10-15 mins before boarding starts at the earliest

2025-12-01 16:54:01 GMT

Money can't buy happiness.
But it can buy a fucking six foot tall USS Enterprise D model
https://www.craggsmodels.com/store/uss-enterprise-d-1-350-scale
#startrek #StarTrekTNG

2025-12-01 14:43:41 GMT

One of my controversial opinions is that cyclists are getting more dangerous over time.
Helmet compliance, traffic law compliance, and basic skill competence are all on the downtrend, from my observations in a coastal major city.
As a pedestrian, cyclist, and driver, I fear and dread cyclists on bikeshare bikes or ebikes, because they're unhelmeted, unpredictable, and unskilled.
Stop trying to kill me and yourself, you dummies!
#cycling #BikeTooter #ebike #cars #wearahelmet

2025-11-20 12:06:46 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak dab on deez nutz

2025-11-11 02:33:15 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak Yes.
You can’t unsay what Trump has said and you can’t undo what Trump has done.
Trump has shown Americas former allies that Americans are a few years of hardship (real or imagined) from electing turbo-Hitler at any point.
Trump has threatened wars of conquest against Canada and Greenland. The rest of America has largely ignored those threats.
Canada has no choice but to take it seriously.

2025-11-11 00:03:14 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff the lion does not concern itself with the contents of an inbox

2025-11-10 21:08:50 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff yeah I think custom emojis is as good as it gets since you can't put a banner on the server
maybe selling the right for a server announcement?

2025-11-10 18:36:05 GMT

oi @nprofile…tlff what silly bullshit can I barter for mosquito nets

2025-11-10 17:30:01 GMT

Canada continues laying the foundation for a massive Armed Forces.
https://ottawacitizen.com/public-service/defence-watch/canadian-military-public-servants
#canada #military #canpol #canpoli

2025-11-05 19:52:47 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff oh I think the GOP is gonna get capital Q SPANQED in 26, and I'm confident a dem will win it in 28
its the long term I am worried about, admittedly a fool's errand

2025-11-05 19:48:32 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff I'm like... not surfing the vibes.
The Dems don't have the math to get to 60 senate votes and won't kill the filibuster.
I see this as a welcome reprieve, but whatever is driving the Groyper takeover of the GOP is still alive and well, and the nation clearly remains fascist-curious

2025-11-05 16:25:23 GMT

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@nprofile…l7ak Maybe, its genuinely hard to see how that happens based on the questions in court so far. The Gov't has been grilled.

2025-11-05 16:24:33 GMT

If you won the lottery and could do academia for fun, would you be a perma postdoc or a lifelong student?

2025-11-05 16:13:31 GMT

Based on the arguments in LR Inc v Trump, it would be incredible if SCOTUS doesn't rule against the Tariffs.
Now, incredible things have been happening in the Courts to favor Trump, so anything is possible.
#scotus #trade #uspol #tariffs

2025-11-05 00:12:16 GMT

Elect @nprofile…l7ak

2025-10-31 19:37:54 GMT

Canada is planning a reserve force of 400,000 soldiers.
Dark days, gents. Dark fucking days.

2025-10-31 19:34:06 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff my beard has visibly greyed

2025-10-23 17:18:09 GMT

Trump pardons Binance founder Changpeng Zhao
https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/politics/binance-founder-trump-pardon
#news #trump #uspol #crypto

2025-10-23 14:52:55 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jIia7aXins

2025-10-23 14:03:14 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff the kind of day that has you looking wistfully at the :marx: volume in your library

2025-10-21 18:50:07 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff because if you build this system right, you get a database of every app that someone installs

2025-10-20 18:24:51 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff @nprofile…qrdv
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/media_attachments/files/115/407/892/522/408/768/original/c0573c3c53674f6c.mp4

2025-10-20 18:23:23 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff @nprofile…qrdv the fediverse is an infinite spiral of fractal DTs

2025-10-11 13:46:10 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm @nprofile…mt6s congrats prepare to lose :upvote:

2025-10-10 18:20:27 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f the market isn't even down 2%
this isn't a market tank, this isn't even a dip, just more of a bump

2025-10-09 17:12:56 GMT

9th Circuit about to give Trump another hallpass to autocracy
SCOTUS in acrobatics to author the most glowing approval to conversion therapy
Land of the Freaks

2025-10-07 12:42:10 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f gas is greatness leaving the body

2025-10-05 22:30:36 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f yesss fuck the yanks

2025-10-02 18:23:06 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f in the US of A, upstate NY is lousy with large old Victorian manors

2025-10-02 18:17:21 GMT

Is owning a house that is larger than your needs acceptable if it has a tasteful sitting room and a very luxuriously appointed library with a fireplace?
#socialism

2025-08-12 16:06:33 GMT

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/12/perplexity-google-chrome-ai.html
Perplexity, an AI startup that did $20MM in revenue in 2024, claims it has secured $34.5BB in funding to buy Chrome from Google.
Totally not a bubble.
#technology #chrome #google #business #ai

2025-08-11 20:05:48 GMT

if we were going to bring back shit from the 20s-30s why didn't we bring back big band and rotary piston engine aircraft

2025-08-07 18:11:56 GMT

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/07/trumps-approval-rating-still-negative-while-the-public-sours-further-on-democrats-cnbc-survey-shows.html
"The public disapproves of the job Trump is doing as president by a 51%-46% margin, up from 51%-44% in the April CNBC All-America Economic Survey.
Favorability of the Democratic party among registered voters sank to a net -32 percentage points, the lowest rating for either party going back to at least 1996."
🫠
#politics #trump #polling

2025-08-05 19:20:07 GMT

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that or they put lead back in gas when nobody was looking

2025-08-05 19:19:49 GMT

the only explanation for how stupid things have become is that global warming is making us all dumber

2025-08-05 00:50:20 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f @nprofile…h44a arrr male living spaces gone wild

2025-06-20 18:10:31 GMT

I would simply not have 106 children

2025-06-02 21:25:12 GMT

My most unpopular neoliberal opinion is that NASA’s manned space exploration program is likely a waste of time and money at present.

2025-06-02 01:39:03 GMT

GRRM is such a twat
“You’ve given up on me”
My brother in Christ you published A Game of Thrones in 1996 and have since written more pages of blogs than novel

2025-05-16 13:45:37 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm @nprofile…3m5f @nprofile…x7a2 ok cracker

2025-04-30 17:54:16 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm @nprofile…32tr the cube is a trifling toy
the MUG is the king of metal
https://theheavycup.com/

2025-04-29 23:33:45 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm I wish I was a con law lawyer I’d be so fucking rich right now

2025-04-28 19:40:37 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm yeah I like OLEDs
organic
large
engorged
DICKS

2025-04-25 01:32:01 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm I hope you enjoyed your annual allotment of sunshine, we now return you to GREY

2025-04-22 14:31:43 GMT

pretty dispiriting to see people I used to trust talk about how "we need to learn to talk to republicans" and "we can't dismiss them as our fellow americans or we're just like them" as republicans say shit like "I want to send the undesirables to death camps"
as an undesirable who would be sent to a death camp I'd much rather you talk about how you will support my right to exist than you talk about how you want to coddle these fucks even more tbqh

2025-04-17 20:34:57 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm “But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

2025-04-17 13:27:32 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm well its not supposed to do that

2025-04-16 12:29:54 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm have you considered moving to Boston where road conditions and traffic prevent anyone moving fast

2025-04-15 19:43:43 GMT

The most annoying Online Canadian Discourse right now is "we should buy the Gripen jet"
No, Canada should not. Canada should join the GCAD program.

2025-04-15 01:20:28 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f @nprofile…q0lv bruh there’s a country mile between people hating change and people wanting immigrants put in death camps

2025-04-14 19:50:15 GMT

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@nprofile…3m5f even shitbag ICE agents want to go home to (beat their) wife and kids

2025-04-14 19:08:19 GMT

Do ICE agents not understand due process is what stops every arrest from becoming the shootout at the OK Corral?

2025-04-11 20:57:43 GMT

Today, BigLaw bent the knee to Trump by donating a collective $600MM in pro bono work to Trump-supported causes.
The legal profession joins journalism, entertainment, the judiciary, and other august professions in obeying in advance. And so another pillar of society falls to Trumpism.
#uspol #trump #law
https://www.jdjournal.com/2025/04/11/biglaws-600-million-deal-major-firms-offer-pro-bono-support-to-trump-backed-causes-amid-dei-crackdown/

2025-04-10 18:48:52 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 I miss the old optimus prime wiki page

2025-04-10 11:56:29 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm
ah yes this time tested method of vendor/customer management in IT
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/media_attachments/files/114/313/538/314/923/334/original/37924f60f21985c3.mp4

2025-04-09 19:16:59 GMT

From CNBC:
White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy, suggesting that the past week of massive tariffs that triggered huge market losses was all for show.
All the global economic misery and panic was "all for show."
All the layoffs, disruptions, pains, and grief was "all for show."
Fuck this guy.

2025-04-06 17:40:01 GMT

Why aren’t bourbon prices going down
Rigged economy

2025-04-04 19:00:13 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm can't do a record scratch solo on a hard drive

2025-04-04 18:36:09 GMT

$60 in 1995 dollars is $125 in current dollars.
If $80 games make you mad - skill issue.
#nintendo #videogames

2025-04-02 12:43:40 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 HAIL SEITAN

2025-04-01 18:54:25 GMT

"His head throbbed" has a wonderful dual meaning

2025-03-31 20:51:46 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 cavers be like "I'm going to leave my 30 acre, 2500 sqft 4 br home with my wife and kids to squeeze into satan's sphincter"

2025-03-31 20:50:04 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm @nprofile…qvg2 oh I agree, eternal is like playing as a match up of the soldier and the scout in TF2, it was really slick fun

2025-03-31 19:45:25 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm @nprofile…qvg2 I liked Eternal, but I actually prefer 2016 more... there was something just right about it's "I don't give a fuck here's a retro shooter"
Eternal turned up the arcadey feel and imo just missed that vibe

2025-03-31 19:31:57 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 video game music reached its peak in The Only Thing They Fear Is You

2025-03-31 17:29:01 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 @nprofile…3m5f imo the dean fighters were the best work on the site

2025-03-31 17:05:52 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/media_attachments/files/114/258/132/876/654/238/original/70ad8a873b557416.mp4

2025-03-30 19:02:31 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 they’re targeting the pro-Palestine crowd because they’re deeply unpopular
The Nazis started with communists for the same reason

2025-03-28 14:14:52 GMT

The ROI on "donations" to Trump is incredible.
The founder of Nikola, Trevor Milton, was on the hook for almost a billion dollars in restitution to the investors he defrauded.
Just two million dollars in donations later, he's got a pardon.
Incredible. It's a great time to be rich.
#uspol #corruption #justice

2025-03-20 18:21:02 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm something I'm genuinely excited about is generative AI allowing NPCs to discuss the current world state in open world (ish) games
like how dope would it be in an ubisoft open world game for the normies that populate the map to talk about the wildly improbable shit you're doing in awed tones instead of relying on canned lines tied to major plot events

2025-03-20 13:53:24 GMT

It's about damn time the Republicans and Democrats figured out that George Washington didn't free America from the British and Abraham Lincoln didn't beat the Slavers, it was WE THE PEOPLE and our immeasurable rage, blood, sweat, and tears that drove this nation forward.
If you aren't sick with rage I simply do not have time for you.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/19/democrats-town-halls-anger-schumer-00239667

2025-03-18 22:08:36 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm legendary practice combo

2025-03-18 16:16:40 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 the whomst

2025-03-14 20:11:07 GMT

Reddit made this easy #reddit #nazis #socialmedia
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/media_attachments/files/114/162/597/500/173/458/original/1859e450f46932fb.png

2025-03-05 21:34:41 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm get a backup xbox imo
also I miss the giant bearpaw controller from the og xbox, my giant mitts fit comfortably around it

2025-03-05 20:24:19 GMT

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@nprofile…9hsm I paid a dude to mod my xbox so I could play ripped games
ezpz

2025-02-16 13:23:08 GMT

It’s time to start talking about a national divorce. If the majority of southerners want to live in a lawless world that predates modern medicine, I suppose we can’t stop them.
We don’t have to join them or subsidize them either.
This isn’t just Trump. This is who the Republicans are. All of them.

2025-02-07 22:22:31 GMT

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@nprofile…qvg2 do you have a bidet
having the squirts is much less horrifying when you aren't scraping your ass with dry TP for the seventh time that day

2024-10-02 18:08:54 GMT

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@npub1nhk…30va why?

2024-08-27 21:08:03 GMT

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@npub13km…555v you want driving to be more expensive so more people bike
I want driving to be more expensive so there are fewer drivers in my way
we are not the same

2024-08-08 18:53:13 GMT

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@npub13km…555v Microsoft: you're not going to believe this but...

2024-08-08 16:45:11 GMT

@npub13km…555v other than 🥥 where is hour Harris emoji???????

2024-08-05 13:10:50 GMT

If this is your first stock market crash here are three essential steps to take:
Take a deep breath
Delete your stock app off your phone
Go for a walk
Don't sell. You'll get the timing wrong, and in a year none of this will matter.
#stocks #market #finance

2024-07-23 20:08:09 GMT

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@npub13km…555v the all caps LOL is another giveaway imo

2024-07-23 20:05:09 GMT

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@npub13km…555v alot

2024-07-20 11:36:54 GMT

Whelp AOC said that the smoky back rooms of the Dem party want Harris off the ticket too. It’s not just reporters on Twitter any more. Is AOC honest? Probably. Is she accurately informed? Likely.
I coined the phrase “vibeocrats” to describe the Dems who don’t seem to take the threat of Trump and the GOP seriously. I do. I am sick with rage and despair at how these fools are more concerned with party politics than the future of the country. Haha.
It shouldn’t happen like this.

2024-07-10 16:52:44 GMT

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@npub1nhk…30va This meeting should have been an X!
Why is information so heavily silo'd now and why does nobody know what's going on any more?

2024-06-25 18:19:17 GMT

kinda funny how alcohol ads are like "enjoy in moderation" and YEAH TITTIES BABES MONEY CASH MONEY CASH MONEY TITTIES LETS GET CRUNK YALL (DID I MENTION THE TITTIES)