I apologize ahead of time for getting any pronouns wrong. If I do, I promise it's not on purpose, I'm just old and slow.
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Last Notes npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…gfcd npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Nonviolent resistance is not more effective. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Just when you think Republicans can't possibly get dumber or most entitled, they do something like this. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Maybe it is because he was raised decades before me, or maybe it is because he was raised in a rural community, but Dad NEVER asks her if she is too hot or too cold. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Mom can answer yes or no questions, but lacks the wherewithal to regulate her own body temperature. When in bed, she cannot pull up the covers when she is cold nor pull them down when she is too hot. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I was taught over and over again that taking this kind of responsibility for the well-being of others was a basic part of being a man. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem …responsible for their lives. I was told what to do if the car breaks down in cold weather, what to do in the event of an accident, and so on. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Of course, I received instructions about what it meant to be responsible for my siblings while my parents were out of the house. I needed to know what the emergency numbers were, and so on. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem …the fact that both of my parents were considered weirdos in their respective cultures (this is pretty common with mixed families). npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The men in this video confused and upset me. A lot. After giving it thought, it is because they violated basic notions I have about what it means to be a man. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…qkvg npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Trump does not care that his poll numbers are taking a nose dive as a result of the Epstein War because he plans on using this war as an excuse to cancel the elections. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I was a child living in West Germany in the late 70s and early 80s. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…ntm0 npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Republicans said that Democrats “hate the troops because they hate America” over far less than this. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Do not come to the USA for the World Cup or for the Olympics. Your safety cannot be guaranteed. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Another study shows that the government does not give a fuck what the people want, and only does what the billionaires want. Republican voters must be very happy. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem That's what America has come to. Been like this for a while. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Someone in my family was watching one of those “year in review” shows, so I overheard some of it. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I don't know why the OCR keeps substituting a pipe character (|) for a capital I, but I wish it would stop. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem How many people have died because of conservative rhetoric? npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Most Americans have yet to figure out that we have moved to the other side of the Iron Curtain. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem If your tent is big enough to include misogynist fascist assholes, your tent is too big. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem If you are a US citizen, you should watch the CBS segment that our government is working so hard to censor. Copies of this are getting hardcore banned on the Nazi platform YouTube. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The US government ended DEI, whereupon it immediately became dumber and less competent. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The normal tradition (not just in the USA) is to name things after someone after they die. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…e4ry npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem This is NOT how you honor an important corner of science fiction (Afrofuturism). We are living in the worst possible timeline. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Trump #pedophile npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem This makes me feel seen. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem If you spend any time in conservative discussion groups on the internet, they will frequently post links to crime stories with no explanation. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Reminder about how we got here. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Hypothesis: The chance that someone will say “Fuck it. I'm not shoveling the snow from my driveway” is proportional to the length of the driveway. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Motherboard sales have dropped by half because of the RAM shortage, which was caused by some AI peckerhead wanting to screw with competitors. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…jcfh npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Nazis burned the book Bambi was based on, because it wasn’t about deer. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem These are the edgelord baboons that most of the Republican party was prostrating before not too long ago. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem This is insane. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I always bought parchment paper and did not understand the difference. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…t9fa npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The names of pedophiles were redacted from the Epstein files. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem If you do not live in North America, it might be hard to grasp just how large and powerful moose are. Hopefully, this video will help. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Not depicted: throngs of conservative Christians cheering as Joseph is dragged away and fed to alligators while Mary is raped by guards. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Protests were the start. Boycotts and general strikes are the next step. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Fun game: Karl Marx, or the Bible? npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…jljv npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Ethnic cleansing is bad. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I hope no one needs this information. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The DoJ redacted the names of the rapists, but not the victims. Just in case you were still on the fence about whether or not Republicans are degenerate filth unfit to participate in decent society. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I really do not like aerosol canned cheese. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The roux was cooked down to somewhere between peanut butter and chocolate color. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Dear world, npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Making broth makes the kitchen smell nice. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Every single Trump voter knew that Trump is a pedophile when they voted for him. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Always always always look at the domain of a link before clicking. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The “American” peace plan is word-for-word a Russian proposal. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem This. Do this. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Looks like the Homeland Security Twitter account was based in Israel. This explains a lot. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem A Republican said something sensible about child rape. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Xitter disables automatic translation of Hebrew to hide the fact that Israelis are spreading genocidal messages. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Trump is systematically dismantling America’s influence over other countries. Gosh, it is almost as if he is working on behalf of Russia and China. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The Washington Post editorial board has come out against releasing the Epstein files. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Do **not** let establishment Democrats and the mainstream media whitewash and sanewash MTG. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…3qse npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem A video I was watching referenced this post by Laura Loomer. Back in June, she called for the genocide of all Latinos in the USA. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Calling for the release of the Epstein Files is treasonous to the Republican Party because the Republican Party is all about protecting pedophiles from consequences. Protecting pedophiles is a defining characteristic of being a Republican. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Trump #EpsteinFiles #GuardiansOfPedophiles npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Bubba #Trump npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem This is the most American headline ever. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Republicans committed an insurrection to help protect a billionaire pedophile from criminal consequences. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Wealth concentration will destroy the nation. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…t03n npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Trump #Pedophiles #EpsteinFiles npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Gosh, I wonder what dirt Putin has on Trump? Oh look, Epstein was communicating with the Russian ambassador. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Democrats and Republicans are part of a ratchet system. Republicans move to make the country more fascist, while Democrats work to make certain nothing ever moves away from fascism. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I believe Trump did this on Veteran's Day. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Because Democratic senators caved, now they will have to choose between preserving the ACA and doing away with abortion. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Republicans: By calling us Nazis, you are threatening our lives! npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…d0gm npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Every establishment Democrat needs to be replaced in the primaries. Every single one. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Lysenko was a scientist who decided that he didn't believe in evolution for purely ideological reasons. He convinced the Soviets and communist China to make policy based on his understanding of things instead of sound science. Millions starved to death as a result. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem #Republicans #TrumpShutdown npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Between spending a few bucks letting a drug addict eat, or spending a few trillion making a wealthy person wealthier, guess which one I am more comfortable with? npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem For anyone thinking of visiting Japan: npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Back when I smoked, every winter, my jacket/coat became my purse. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…e4ry npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…akdl npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem When children do this, we can laugh, because children have little power. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem He's right. Too many Asian-Americans are ignorant about history. That's why ICE is rounding up Asians now. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Charlie Kirk deserved this. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Affinity Photo (raster image editor e.g. Adobe Photoshop), Affinity Designer (vector image editor e.g. Adobe Illustrator), and Affinity Publisher (desktop publishing software e.g. Adobe InDesign) have been rolled into one app, which is now free. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…gqmu npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Since most of my fellow Americans really suck at history and geography, I would like to remind you lot about our country and Poland. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem When Republicans cut off food stamps, this will affect everyone, even if you are not on food stamps. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem For you younger people: Bill Clinton did "triangulation," which basically meant giving us the same economic policies as Republicans, just a slightly less extreme version of the same thing. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem @nprofile…cx47 npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem The Nazis expanded gun ownership, they just restricted it for certain groups of people. Just like, oh, hey! Would you look at that! npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem Nurse threatened to call ICE on a Latino person, and announced that she would let Latinos die at her job. Now she lost her job, and may lose her nursing license. npub18yfzcfp0mne4scxnaq3lkcet9ma96d0zj5pft9epwyz3593eah3sax8tyh Tofu Golem I'm happy to say that the Darth Vader bagpipe kilt unicycle guy has finally joined the anti-ICE protests in Portland.
