“I’ve done… questionable things.” Suburban crank monitoring the airwaves from the High Castle. Longtime listener, baby ham. Deep space janitor. Miniboss / Agile bagman. Python daily driver and hater. Secret Perl Sicko. Standard ML dilettante. ACAB, ACARS, LCARS. Welcome to AVALANCHE “First we shape our tools, then our tools shape us” —Marshall McLuhan he / him / sir ACAB includes: - Marty Crane - CoPilot Preferred Bowie: The Thin White Duke Preferred Frequencies: 223.500 MHz WFM / 5825 MHz 256-QAM My other computer is a: TIS-100P
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Last Notes npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Someone wants to get into HF #AmateurRadio and asks you to recommend their very first antenna. You recommend: npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 I feel like I am cooping in my Spinner falling asleep listening to SF 10-33 on @npub1x08…469m “A new life awaits in the off world colonies” https://somafm.com/sf1033/ npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 [AUDIO MISSING] Radiohead “Fake Plastic Trees” npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Still have a little ringing in my ears from the realization that joke telling is a dead art form. Telling a story (not a riddle) in the third person (not standup) among adults (not a bedtime story) with a punch line (not a podcast) What is a joke that you think is funny? #TheseAreTheJokesFolks And don’t make me tap the sign NO TELLING THE ARISTOCRATS AT OPEN MIC npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 The sky was the color of television, tuned to Apocalypse Now (1979) npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 this does not look like what you would do if you think the strait will open up again soon Wonder what they’ll do with the five hundred odd ships they are evacuating the sailors from npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Normally I would be annoyed that the cops feel entitled to interrupt this guy’s day for their own amusement [puffs cigar] But let’a be honest here, nobody who drives a giant banana is in a hurry to get anywhere or trying to avoid a conversation with a stranger npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 News chopper pilots: hold my grease pencil npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 loudest rotorcraftover my house 3. That goddamn NetJets S-76 that buzzes me at 1700 feet at 11PM every weeknight 2. CH-53s on joyrides out of the Sikorsky plant at BDR 1. Three V-22s balls to the wall just after they were allowed to fly again npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Harry Potter and the my dude if Hogwarts were real there would be a court order banning you from residing within 500 feet of it npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 “Blurry” by Puddle of Mudd is the “More Than a Feeling” of the 2000s npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 There is a pretty convincing argument that the book was a roman -a-clef of the 1898 US presidential election. If memory serves, Cowardly Lion was William Jennings Bryan, hot off the “Cross of Gold” speech, and the titular wizard was William McKinnley I guess kids loved it so Baum just Went With It and wrote a bunch of sequels. Guess that means in ten years we’re due for a movie of the beloved children’s classic ‘Primary Colors’ npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 I am starting to wonder if Nixon ended the gold standard because they showed him Goldfinger in the White House movie theater npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 lemon-lime is the “tastes like chicken” of beverages, kind of how like what most people think is olive oil actually tastes like sunflower seed oil (because of the mafia) and if they tasted real olive oil they would think it was a fugazi npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 7-Up and Sprite taste green because of the can, even though they are clear. Gatorade doesn’t taste orange, so it must be green, as long as you only see the jug. If you see it in the bottle, it’s yellow I am willing to bet a Gatorade that if you and I were to drink sips poured from the same bottle with our eyes closed you would taste lime and I would taste lemon, all due to prior experiences There’s a Proust joke in there somewhere, but I don’t have thirty years to write it npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Mountain Dew is as yellow as Mello Yello, yet we think it’s green because that’s the color of the can. For me, the pint buckets were lemon yellow, which fo me means that green Gatorade is the Green Apple version. It’s all framing Did you drink the original from an orange cooler jug? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 a long, long time ago, at a tool room far, far away, I would buy a packet of the only kind of Gatorade (lemon lime) and a small painter’s plastic pint bucket. I would empty the packet into the bucket, fill the bucket with water from a water fountain, and then chug the whole thing. What the hell is green normal npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 “Holding a grudge is the modern equivalent of having standards.” —Fran Leibowitz npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Asimov, 1951: we need an encyclopedia of all human knowledge so we can survive the dark ages ahead Dickson, 1984: we need an encyclopedia of all human knowledge so we can advance humanity to the next stage of evolution Wikipedia, 2025: we have an encyclopedia of all human knowledge so can you spot us twenty bucks until the fifth npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 i want to hear more about how this would play out npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 I was going to go with the telephone network, but the landlines are all spam and scam calls and the cellphones are all VoLTE npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Plausible internet doomsday scenario: npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 This captures the feel of peak Y2K Aesthetics, like the Designer’s Republic designed Mac OS System 10. Flat but not featureless npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 that a a good one, I’m always sympathetic to language speed bumps: they force you to stop and think about what you’re trying to do and won’t let you use the one size fits one defaults also thinking about the Great “Is #nil False?” Debates on IRC that I hear about secondhand and craving some popcorn npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Has nobody done a “Falsehoods Programmers Believe About False”? Because it’s right there, and there are a lot of them, like: No peeking what is the value of bool(“”) in your language? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Is… is that a Liquon chair? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Hot take: What if the reason clubs are dying is simply because it is innately shitty to demand people show up for meetings outside of work hours every single week? (Radioactive: what if organized religion &c) npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 ME: the hell? Is that an aftermarket centerboard? SELLER: it has a marine HF radio ME: shut up and take my money npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 🎵 she’s trading her M3 for a 3A6000 npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 systemd is the HOA of Linux npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 that makes it a Nightmare Before Christmas, no wait The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Trading Places npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 #hamradio #amateurradio folks, related question: is there any tool between a cheap utility knife and a $150 cable preparation tool that works well for stripping LMR400 without cutting into the braided shielding? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 #hamradio #amateurradio folks, how do you do cable management? Your shacks? Just attach the feed line right to the radio? Bulkhead connectors on a box on the wall? BNC patch cables? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 The idea’s been there since at least the Motorola LapDock npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Remember when Chromebooks could have been this? Back when they were somewhat competent and at least pretended to be friendly npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 If you want to get straight to the heart of Philip K. Dick, and have a beautiful physical object, I recommend the Library of America anthologies, three hardcover volumes in one box set, curated and prefaced by Jonathan Lethem, a great author in his own right #ubik_book_club npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 A long time ago I learned that the correct way to apologize is to”I fucked up, now I know, it will never happen again” I cannot remember ever hearing someone on the right admit anything like this npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Forgiveness requires remorse. Small problems, left to fester, become big problems. npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 which one played Oberon Martell? I suddenly really really want a Niklaus Wirth biopic npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 2.4 GHz too hot. Set to half of 5GHz. I usuallly run 7 dB 2.4 / 10 dB 5 to match the client transmit power npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Every time the fucking news puts the impact of a natural or man made disaster in terms of lost revenue and not human lives and suffering: “Oh please, won’t someone think of the money?!” npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 waiting for the dub https://files.ioc.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/122/390/137/018/794/original/5ab5099ad4b4b76f.png npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Speaking only for myself, but te the difference between having a boat/RV/cottage as a home vs. as a Thing A single engine plane or a horse is a Thing. It takes a significant investment of time and money, so all my free time is spent in the Thing and the rest of the Thing is stored away in a location I pay rent on. I may not have time to maintain the Thing so I have to pay someone to do that for me. Thats why I can only have one Thing. And for people who don’t have any free time, their house or apartment becomes their Thing too For me to make a boat my home, I have to be able to keep it moving and fix it myself, and get rid of everything else. To have that confidence, I’d have to have grown up on the water, made a career of it on some else’s boat, or spent years having it be my Thing Did you take any of those paths? npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Takes: Warm: the bastards will always try to steal your words, twist their meaning, and turn them back on you Hot: Never trust anyone who takes AI money, they were shills all along Radioactive: NaNoWriMo fosters a culture of fungible content creators who provide a steady stream of characters and can be easily replaced by LLM-managerial chimeras https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/113067560528135469 npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 uConsole with RP CM4 and Wine via Pi-Apps seems to be good enough to run the random CPS or other random bit of Windows software to administer hobby radio/electronics in the field But Wine, like other programs running in Linux, will sometimes just… hang for ten seconds? I do not remember that being a thing back in the day and I’m wondering if this is just some obvious tweak or a six month research project; the vibes are off npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 aside: I love the paleo-LCARS colors on that screenshot npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 It’s the iron law of the playground: the bullies never get punished, it’s the kids that fight back npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 I love those 60W troffers especially because you can throw a couple LED retrofit tubes in them npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 Has nobody done this? https://files.ioc.exchange/media_attachments/files/112/751/209/430/827/150/original/c53b04b4c82b5232.jpeg npub18zrlgsxl57ecqnd3q99duvpyhxy4teep4vzx4sely983ydljqfrsj706uc AN/CRM-114 I’m filled with the irrational urge to check my car’s hatchback / trunk lid