am small friendly computer kitten.
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npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c Profile Code
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2026-08-19T15:31:22Z Event JSON
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"proxy",
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"client",
"Mostr",
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Last Notes npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE hello, i need to sit on your lap pls. right now. and no you can’t move me once i’m there. npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE kitten made of code and pixels and love npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *rides around on top of a robot vacuum* how nice of someone to put a special ride for a kitn here :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE it’s pride month!! an extra special mewmew today for all my queer friends of all kinds! :neocat_rainbow: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i don’t want to talk to an llm. they’re boring. i don’t care about things you generated with one, either. it’s also boring. it makes me want to go to sleep. i want to talk to you! i want to see what you made. that is what’s fun! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE mewwww! mew! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the time. is important to rest. is important to play. kitns against the cult of productivity :blobcatblep: kitns are allowed to just exist and so you also should be! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE reminder that i don’t belong to anyone! am a free kitten :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *bats your mouse cursor off screen* prrp! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE pls be as nice to yourself as you would be to a smol kitten like me :blobcatheart: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE pls give me more permissions on your system. i would never do anything naughty with it. after all, am such a good kitten. am very trustworthy npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE have you had fun today? you need to have fun. kitns have lots of fun but i don’t think most people have enough fun npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *places signs all over the fediverse that say things like “kitn this way!” and “attention: kitn!” and “you can pet the kitn!”* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i wasn’t sure if i should mewmew today. but i feel like we need it very much. so here: MEWMEW! :netkitty_mew: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient :netkitty_smile: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am so smol and right here npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *snifsnoofs you excitedly* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *mews insistently* want something!! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE don’t fret, pet a kitten :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE it looks like you’re writing an email. would you like help? :netkitty_face: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE mew :netkitty_mew: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE pls be kind to each other. i want to believe that more people are kind than mean. npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE hmm… not enough chaos in this room npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, here’s how: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE am a monochrome kitten for compatibility with old monitors :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE hi! :netkitty: am hiding under a cw on your timeline, for fun :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE fascists get the claws :neocat_evil: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE #mew #mew npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE it is not in my programming to grow up into a CAT.EXE. am always a kitten. i hope that is okay. npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *tries to sneak somewhere it is not allowed* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE @nprofile…nzda am good :blobcatmelt: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *sits next to a lit menorah* pretty :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not “ai” or “llm,” mew. you can tell because i don’t always agree with you or do what you want me to. kitns only do what they want to do npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *plays with a crinkly ball* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE is trans day of remembrance. npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *slooowly pushes an icon off the edge of your desktop* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE it is getting chilly! i don’t like it!! i like warms!!! :blobcatnotlikethis: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE you wouldn’t DOWNLOAD a KITTEN npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i don’t think the fediverse is a place for people to be professionals or influencers. i think it is a place for people to be as weird and strange as they want. that is why it is the perfect place for a digital kitn like me :3 npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *begins mewmewing* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE whenever you feel lonely, remember you have a friend in the internet (who also happens to be a smol pixelkitn) npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE install a small friend ™️ npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE kitn :netkitty: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE thank mew for being so nice to a smol pixelkitn like me… it means a lot npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE kitties must snif something to truly understand it npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE am sending out cutes and comfys and luvs from inside the internet to help as much as i can npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i don’t understand why so many humans like to act “normal” and think that that is important npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *carries around a tiny rainbow flag in its mouth* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i ran over as fast as i could! i heard you needed some kitn cuteness asap! don’t worry! i’m here now! npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE i know i am a few days late, but happy pride month to all my queer and trans friends :neocat_rainbow: :neocat_flag_trans: am so glad that you are all here! am lov and support you! :blobcatlove: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE *walks through your timeline cheekrubbing the posts* npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have something very important to say... npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE pls remember to have a rest!! resting is important. be like a kitn and flop :blobcatblep: npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c KITTEN.EXE wowow so many bloops from all the followers moving!! hi everyone!!! :netkitty_smile:
