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I hate aging. Things I once found enjoyable are just tedious now. I do find new hobbies, but I hate that the old just doesnt even make me smile anymore.

2026-08-31 02:05:35 GMT

They should invent something I can shove in my dickhole to directly vacuum out semen to maintain prostate health.

2026-08-25 21:12:32 GMT

When I was between the ages of 3-5 my mom had a boyfriend who abused me a lot and it was 100% underserved. He then went on to have his own children and be one of the best husbands and fathers imaginable from all reliable accounts. Im glad those kids got a good father. It goes to show its really hard to raise another mans kid or even care to. Honestly while I still dislike what he did, I no longer hold it against him he was just a 21 year old college kid going through shit and didnt know better.

2026-08-23 22:17:13 GMT

When are they releasing sex 2?

2026-08-14 19:50:34 GMT

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F1 is a look into if Europe was the Ming Dynasty.

2026-08-12 00:26:54 GMT

Peak goyslop
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2026-08-07 22:39:26 GMT

@nprofile…q65u browsing amazon and was reminded of you.
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2026-08-02 02:38:17 GMT

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There should be an auxiliary unit which women can do jobs such as nursing that isnt part of the military, similar to the civil air patrol.

2026-07-01 16:25:11 GMT

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It took me like a year to get the pippa birthday shit. They even expedited mine because I called them to see if it still even existed

2026-06-06 14:24:42 GMT

The best part of fucking your sister is the vaginal biome and ph are custom made for your pallet.

2026-05-14 02:44:30 GMT

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It is, I really ride the line for it because I dont wanna go back to working for real.

2026-05-14 02:41:04 GMT

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I "work" 2 hours a week with about 4 hours of emergency shit a month tbh. otherwise I play on my steam deck or read chinese manga.

2026-05-14 02:38:39 GMT

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I did in the Air foce, I only babysit two now that are from like 96 now.

2026-05-14 02:31:34 GMT

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Low pressure steam, a few thousand horsepower. These boilers are the size of a bus.

2026-05-14 02:27:51 GMT

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Boiler operator. I have to be in a place with a boiler and theres only 2-3k openings at any given time. I used to do HVAC, but ive been out the game too long and am not hirable at this point

2026-05-14 02:20:00 GMT

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Dude I'm fucked if I lose my job because its so specialized and pays so much.

2026-05-14 02:17:29 GMT

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It sucks being middle aged. Too old to respec too young to retire.

2026-05-14 02:13:52 GMT

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know 👏 your 👏 worth 👏

2026-05-14 02:05:03 GMT

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I hate fucking insurance. Its one of the biggest cock blocks to small business.

2026-05-07 05:09:34 GMT

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Seriously is there anything real?

2026-04-09 04:41:48 GMT

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It was only a 2.5 hour gay porno bro 😏

2026-04-03 15:37:16 GMT

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She just came and repossessed my mini fridge

2026-04-02 04:11:23 GMT

HOLY FUCK NATURE IS HEALING NINTENDO GOT RAPED
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/us-patent-office-revokes-nintendos-patent-on-summoning-characters-to-make-them-battle/

2026-03-23 21:13:56 GMT

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Did the retarded pilot not see the flashing lights and see the sirens. SMDH 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-23 16:20:02 GMT

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Bet he was vaccinated

2026-03-22 10:32:35 GMT

I feel so sorry for the blue eyed White kid in our neighborhood. He is like 13 and is on his sixth nigger his mom is fucking. Kid is an issue while in school but is such a nice dude and mows lawns and does whatever small shit around the neighborhood for some cash. I pay him like $20-$30 to mow my front lawn every couple weeks and wish I could save the dude because he is actually trying so hard to not be a dirtbag and it does show.

2026-03-22 09:28:23 GMT

If steam taking 30% is such an issue for developers giving us cheaper games then why arent games 18% cheaper on epic?

2026-03-20 11:07:23 GMT

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Oh yeah that one causes you to have lower sperm count and lactate as a man during puberty totally isnt evil.

2026-03-20 02:06:16 GMT

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This is the most based and cringe combo ever. Imagine asking Japan about pearl harbor live holy shit :hhhhh:

2026-03-10 02:45:40 GMT

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It was his dream job, imagine doing your dream for a few hours a day and having fuck you money. There is a thing about work life balance but I think having a loose schedule doing shit I enjoyed while being able to tell mu customers to shove a wire brush up their asshole would be fun.

2026-03-10 02:39:33 GMT

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Oh boy I sure do love being an optometrist finally, I hope Iran glasses the retard that usurped me.

2026-03-10 02:26:35 GMT

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Donald "I aint getting a third term so Israel is getting a third temple" Trump

2026-03-09 02:37:01 GMT

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Also the combat uniform is great to paint in.

2026-03-09 02:34:04 GMT

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That shit was free nigga, I aint tossing it. I might be a hoarder.

2026-03-09 00:43:06 GMT

Shield hero should have just raped the red headed bitch after she falsely accused him, whats the worst that would happen he mind breaks the redheaded turbo cunt?

2026-03-05 06:25:41 GMT

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5:1 I just chill my rodi water and a pound of dry ice worth of Co2 will do me bout 30-40 liters of carbonation.

2026-03-05 06:16:17 GMT

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I do too, that's why I bought the syrup. It makes 30 gal total and will save me a fuck ton of money a year.

2026-03-05 05:51:45 GMT

I bought a 5 gallon bag of mountain dew syrup and realized I have six months to drink it all.

2026-03-03 00:17:24 GMT

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I told my mom hitler was a good leader 5 years ago

2026-03-03 00:09:07 GMT

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I have a traditionally liberal mom and my stepdad is a fox news enjoyer. So I just play dumb as fuck on politics unless I get pissed and let my power level slip with a single comment.

2026-03-03 00:01:35 GMT

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When Rubio makes antisemitism main stream and everyone now just goes with it even though you are alienated for saying what he did verbatim two years ago and are now vibe checked by the lady cutting your hair.
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2026-03-02 22:36:37 GMT

Im going to put this shit in and steal your goth bitches.
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2026-03-02 19:33:45 GMT

Im sorry I sperged out on this conflict, but for once since I learned the jewish question I had a post 1900 war I could enjoy because its just brown people and their pets dying.

2026-03-02 16:49:00 GMT

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Did you poop yourself?

2026-03-02 16:09:41 GMT

Why the fuck is microsoft up 7 points?

2026-03-02 02:41:16 GMT

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2026-03-01 21:23:21 GMT

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I just ride whatever shitpost wave I can man.

2026-03-01 20:27:47 GMT

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If it works dont try to optimize it more limbrul

2026-02-28 21:10:57 GMT

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I side with brown people killing brown people.

2026-02-28 20:55:38 GMT

How many US police are going to possibly die because they are training in israel right now

2026-02-28 20:22:15 GMT

Please lord let the moniker Epic Fury be some gay gen X dude out of touch made up.

2026-02-28 14:09:19 GMT

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Honestly thats why I think the good times cycle exists. The strong men die creating hard times, and the weak men die lavishing in the good times pissing it away instead of procreating.

2026-02-28 14:05:27 GMT

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It really upsets me too. Like I know my moms fathers side was faithful for at least 4 generations because the male genetics are so damn strong I look identical to my maternal grandfather.

2026-02-28 11:05:05 GMT

Genealogy is such a cool subject. It makes you hate women more realizing how much of disgusting whores can fuck history. Man thats cool im German, oh wait lol nope the German was cucked by a mick so you are actually Irish.

2026-02-28 08:36:58 GMT

What the fuck is indium, and why is a resource in no mans sky? I dont want stinky metal that will give me hepatitis in my inventory.

2026-02-28 05:38:16 GMT

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I cant pay my garbage bill until the second and I wanna shoot up a walmart over it

2026-02-28 05:21:09 GMT

>Be me
>Go to pay bills
>Account seems a little low but times are hard
>Drunk me already paid bills thats why account is low
Thanks drunk me for paying bills and not going on amazon.

2026-02-27 13:58:15 GMT

Im starting to transition from repeal certain amendments, to repeal the constitution.

2026-02-26 06:19:51 GMT

Took a nap and had a dream of batman vs a jew who said "We havent done anything wrong, why are you here" and he threw a batarang that started playing video evidence.
Even my dreams are having sperg outs about jews. Can you guys chill a little?

2026-02-26 04:21:16 GMT

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Boomers are still alive. They still make up about 20% of the population.

2026-02-24 06:23:54 GMT

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His liver is succeeding compared to the rest of him.

2026-02-18 01:54:34 GMT

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Bitch id rather have your electronically necromancered ass posting than a jeet.

2026-02-09 05:03:19 GMT

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Who knows man, maybe this was his out of pretending as well also when did he kidnap the dog?

2026-02-09 04:59:28 GMT

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Shame play or something man

2026-02-09 04:58:13 GMT

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Spouse B, someone else is fucking her.

2026-02-03 01:41:48 GMT

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>Hey we need to do an ultrasound
>Holy fuck what is that
>ITS A UXO IN HIS ASSHOLE AND WE JUST DID AND ULTRASOUND FUCKING HIT THE DECK

2026-02-02 06:03:50 GMT

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Hey honey some unknown man in flannel broke in and stole the doobie brother cassettes

2026-01-31 15:40:05 GMT

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Bro my reacts wont let me use the :aqua_cry: but yeah holy fuck its probably like some side story out of 40k.

2026-01-31 15:37:00 GMT

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You might call jews disgusting but they have nothing on asians for how they treat talents.

2026-01-28 03:26:44 GMT

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I will die on the hill of the xds 45 because it was made to conceal carry. the safety is on the grip so you dont blow you dick off with one in the chamber, and dont fumble with a safety while shooting.

2026-01-28 03:16:20 GMT

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I bought the springfeild because it felt good to hold. My cousin sold me his 9mm for my wife because the slide kept grabbing the web between his thumb and forefinger.

2026-01-28 03:14:06 GMT

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What the fuck I will admit I knew fuckall about my springfields when I bought them but they are solid as shit.

2026-01-28 03:10:30 GMT

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are sigs cheap or what? Why would anyone buy one?

2026-01-28 03:08:27 GMT

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If I pulled what jew boy did at an arrest in my deep red state I'm getting fucking ventilated.

2026-01-26 10:40:28 GMT

Im calling it the DOD is going to give AI the nuclear launch codes and bypass for the keys and one of you assholes is going to convince it its racist to not nuke city centers which it will believe and do.

2026-01-24 00:43:56 GMT

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THERE BETTER BE A FUCKING VAPOREON ON THE OTHER SIDE.

2026-01-22 05:01:38 GMT

MFW I wish for all jews to explode and suddenly the worlds tunnel systems collapse.

2026-01-20 22:26:01 GMT

the real reason alcohol is demonized in America is it acts identically to your brain chemistry as anti depressants and the pharmaceutical companies don't want competition.

2026-01-20 21:19:16 GMT

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Honestly I'm debating on eating it

2026-01-20 21:15:58 GMT

@nprofile…6dlt when did NCD partner with kfc?
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2026-01-20 18:17:07 GMT

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lazy unity engine games are a flash game renaissance on the horizon.

2026-01-20 18:14:56 GMT

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The market has been hyper saturated by ai coded stuff and really low effort clones. I'm not entirely dismissing your claim but you have to admit they arent releasing bangers like the sex with hitler series for shit tier games.

2026-01-18 19:22:13 GMT

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Well he ain't getting a happy ending

2026-01-16 14:13:29 GMT

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Saltwater freezes

2026-01-16 14:05:39 GMT

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Something communists measure dead bodies in I think. Thats why freedom and Fahrenheit start with F and communism and Celsius start with C.

2026-01-14 11:17:22 GMT

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It freezes at 11 seconds even now. Your federation is wack. Ill give it another few hours.

2026-01-14 00:42:46 GMT

Some day I'm going to have to face Jesus and he knows my post history.

2026-01-13 13:32:50 GMT

What 0 games does to a nigga
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2026-01-13 02:33:29 GMT

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Also we owe your uncle a ton of money

2026-01-13 02:02:22 GMT

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Why won't my wife come back, must be Seth's bitch ass.

2026-01-11 06:01:58 GMT

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Sucks his wife is probably attractive and would have had a nice life if she didn't pick a tard

2026-01-11 05:59:42 GMT

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I'm glad he didn't breed tbh.

2026-01-11 05:58:03 GMT

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This nigga is wearing black mainly to hide his stomach.

2026-01-11 05:52:55 GMT

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damn, also I was oy eating 1400-2000 calories a day when I drank like this to stay thin.

2026-01-11 05:50:54 GMT

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I'm taking a month hiatus because 36 oz every day or two was making me think I was a looser.

2026-01-11 05:35:59 GMT

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I'll watch these when they finally federated with me

2026-01-11 05:00:28 GMT

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According to my wife I'm massively autistic and turn women down all the time without realizing it. (my friend told me she liked me so I asked her out)