Hi! I'm Jim Salter, aka mercenary_sysadmin, aka "the biggest ZFS stan on the planet." I am *not* Jim Salter, the Associated Press reporter based in Missouri. That's a different guy, and he hides from the Internet.
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Last Notes npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Fuck systemd. Seriously. FUCK THAT SHIT. I am so goddamn tired of it getting its nasty, poorly-coded, bug-ridden fingers into EVERYTHING like some kind of goddamn Microsoft library would. I can't use the shutdown command anymore, because systemd says "but you have a terminal open! In your own UID! that you're issuing the shutdown command from!" and prevents it from happening. So I have to instead systemctl reboot -f. And the -f is REQUIRED because see above, re my own TTY. IT GETS WORSE. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter This is very true. The problem is that the pockets of the assholes pushing AI are a *lot* deeper than the pockets of the IT workers that companies are determinedly attempting to replace with AI. Several years of this shit will do no more than disappoint the oligarchs, but it will *ruin* careers and even lives of millions of workers who can't just wait out a major loss of income "for a few years" while this plays out. #nevent1q…jd9j npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…gwwy maybe his Clawdbot agent reads the calendar and fires up the jiggler for him. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Seen on facebook: "we have this pretty stereotypical vibe coder on our team, and he apparently doesn't know we can all see each other's calendars." #AI #vibe_coding https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/116/304/308/766/235/630/original/a9d97c4e96ee05ff.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…ynd9 thanks, and right back atcha. Nobody forced you to build the team you did, and that team is very unlike anything the instance saw before (no disrespect to Kev and Mike, not talking about politics, talking about size and diversity). I'm with @nprofile…qcnj; kudos to you Gina. CC @nprofile…qcnj @nprofile…uuu5 @nprofile…v3xj @nprofile…atnr @nprofile…7nn3 @nprofile…zmd9 @nprofile…pdw2 @nprofile…hkem @nprofile…njc0 @nprofile…xawl @nprofile…9e7p @nprofile…qlh2 @nprofile…q3k5 @nprofile…q0hx @nprofile…f3cp @nprofile…hhqh @nprofile…7m6m @nprofile…k7ew @nprofile…z6pq npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…4stm so you're saying it's not like American politics, it's more like American politics, then? :) npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Let's not pretend this is ONLY about Apple, of course... https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/758/986/948/964/201/original/ef5eda40a758c56d.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter You're a transparent shill, Mack. A "full self driving" system that has to be stopped from wrecking you twice in only 145 miles of travel IS NOT COMPETENT. How about you describe this the same way you would describe a human driver who wrecks a car every seventy miles if nobody forcibly wrests control away before the crash: * Reckless * Irresponsible * Negligent * Dangerous * Unfit for task https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/707/035/918/122/959/original/6a79408de861e659.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Amazon Prime offered me a "Livestream" of classic SNL episodes. With ads. No fast forward, no pause, no rewind. How is this "streaming" again? But fuck it. Classic SNL. Sounds good, let's go. About fifty ads for a psoriasis drug that includes suicidal ideations as a side effect go by. Then fifty more for a different drug that treats Crohn's disease and its side effects are EVERYTHING. Like literally everything, to the point that the announcer actually says "these aren't all the side effects." npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…4stm I ran one of those R7-4700u Swift 3 laptops for years. Definitely an undersung microbudget hero IMO. Was when it was new, still can be today. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter If you ever need to tow with a Tesla... Don't expect more than 1mi to 1% battery, if you stay at or below 65mph RELIGIOUSLY Ask me how I know this 🤣 https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/555/653/504/511/109/original/079fbaa30e3d26ee.jpg https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/555/654/693/713/831/original/0006ae67065df868.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…t0hh you can be quote boosted, I just checked. There IS a setting to disable it; David Gerard has disabled it for himself. Dunno where to find it, though.But that setting appears to default to off unless otherwise set. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Welcome to Anno Domini 2025, can't WAIT to see what miracles 2026 has in store for us... https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/492/093/747/181/358/original/3d90b1cebbf4684d.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Healthy life coach type shit right here https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/481/073/392/720/333/original/f2f28c394b990bbd.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter context is for losers. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/454/388/957/435/229/original/58feaf2e14690eb2.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Some of y'all want to yell at me right now for not just saying "don't use them at all" and going through the entire laundry list why not. Friendly fire, folks. I agree. But you know a large part of WHY I agree? Because I'm not taking anybody's word for what they're capable of, I'm *testing* them. If more people did the testing, a hell of a lot fewer would do the heavy using. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter If you've asked LLMs hard questions you don't know the answers to WITHOUT first quizzing it on things you understand very well, you're doing it wrong. Very, VERY wrong. I'm not kidding. If you are a person who consults LLMs seriously, I implore you... Go quiz one as though it were a ten year old, not a silicon demigod. Ask those questions you understand very well from *multiple* angles, and gauge the ways its answers change. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Spotted about twenty minutes into the return trip home from the largest free and open source software conference on the East Coast: https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/385/723/063/581/790/original/11e4bc963820ba76.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Yesterday, I warned conference attendees repeatedly that consumer M.2 drives were not to be trusted. Specifically, I emphasize their tendency to cook themselves in their own waste heat. And the OEM cheap consumer M.2 in my laptop grenaded itself 2/3 of the way through the talk. Several people told me they were sure it was a stunt and I was gonna pull a rabbit out of my hat. Nope. But guess what? IT WAS PURELY THERMAL. Damn thing booted without even needing a journal recovery this morning! https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/372/754/090/558/203/original/f3fa5f9367f190ea.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Well that was fun--my laptop's M.2 drive coughed up a hairball something like thirty minutes into my (storage!) talk at #ato2025 . The laptop immediately hard rebooted, and I delivered the last fifteen minutes of my talk blind, with "journal recovery aborted" ext4 errors infinitely scrolling across the big screen beside me. I saw several folks in the crowd snap pics... Can anybody send me one? That felt like for the scrapbook! 😅 https://2025.allthingsopen.org/sessions/storage-fundamentals npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter So I'm a... punk goth? Well. I'm not gonna argue tbh. Sounds about right. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/067/796/373/780/186/original/b1f4efcd82d6f194.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Today, I had to dig into a senior executive's email to find out why the hell "Otter dot AI" was suddenly invited to every Teams meeting the company had, and was emailing people snippets from what was said, still images of them from the call, etc. If you sign up for this thing, it starts emailing anybody you've had a meeting with, pretending to be you, giving them a big fat blue button that says "open minutes." If they do: now it attends THEIR meetings, and emails THEIR contacts as THEM. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/115/017/265/730/367/565/original/50f658f2d80b5cd2.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter An open letter to a billionaire. (Note: might be easier to read from the ALT tag than the image.) #meta #facebook #algorithmicfeeds https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/971/103/663/547/678/original/55e8e65aea964752.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…85tn @nprofile…g7cz hi Doc, IT guy here. I don't know if it makes you feel ANY better, but believe me, it's not just your profession. I don't really want to dive into the "but WHY when it's so OBVIOUSLY stupid" rabbit hole right now, but our current crop of oligarchs are positively DROOLING to force everybody into using this garbage no matter how inappropriate it is. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we nah, my black shirts have obvious enough designs on them. The thing that blows my mind is how many people instantly clock that you're wearing the same shirt on the second day. Unless it's some insanely daring outfit, I have no IDEA if anybody's wearing the same thing they were yesterday. I just don't file that information away for long term storage...! npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we well I'll be damned, I could have sworn that's Linux only. Maybe it's a not-FreeBSD thing, instead of a Linux-only thing? Or maybe I'm just getting forgetful. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we I'm comfortable in colors, I just LIKE black (and dark grey). The larger change for me is in letting my inner punk out. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we nope, zed is OpenZFS only. Not a part of oracle's version. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we zed is the ZFS Event Daemon, dammit! 🤣 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…rak3 nah, they're been doing this for more than ten years, I just didn't realize I had my VPN up. They aren't trying to punish VPN users, they're refusing to bother servicing data centers where one might inexpensively rent (or easily compromise) a VM. Standard issue anti skiddie shit. But they shouldn't lie about it. This post wouldn't have happened if they'd issued an honest message with that 403, instead of declaring it's due to "temporary over capacity." npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…z3we ADHD wolf is fighting at a disadvantage in mine, at least in this particular battle... but it's recently started making some headway. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Growing up, my heroes were steely eyed, laconic, hyper-competent people who Got The Needful Done. Whether it's a power company lineman out fixing a blown transformer in a storm, or a grizzled master sergeant figuring out how to solve a company-scale problem with a platoon, we're talking about people who say little, and don't think a problem ends with "I don't know" but BEGINS with "I don't know YET." It feels like society has moved on from that. But I haven't. Those are STILL my heroes. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…q5wq @nprofile…xdcd these days I'm having to do regedits to get around bugginess with how office 365 manages the TPM *extremely* frequently. Every single brand new PC with a completely squeaky clean W11 install has required these steps for me for several months now, and I've seen quite a few working for months or YEARS with no issues machines suddenly crop up with the issue out of the blue, also. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter The #FSF wanted to know why I'd cancelled recurring billing immediately after my membership auto-renewed. So I told them. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/858/084/423/529/721/original/08f1cac58ad4715b.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…pp8p "I love doing it" and "it takes less than an hour to get through the process" are two entirely separate statements. And fair warning: you may find that your enthusiasm for that class of device diminishes along with your corneal flexibility, in a few decades... npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Why is setting up a new phone such a dystopian fucking nightmare, EVERY DAMN TIME? Should it REALLY take an hour or more of my time to set up a brand new phone with a brand new number and absolutely nothing special about it? My youngest is getting his first phone tonight, and I am very grateful that he is my youngest, which hopefully means I'll NEVER have to do this nonsense again. I'm kidding myself, obviously--he'll need at least one more phone before he leaves the house. Damn it. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Google's "Gemini" assistant broke into another conversation of mine to comment on a phrase I used in that conversation, still unsummoned. That makes three times so far this month. At this rate, we're all going to need hardware switches behind the mics on our phones. Trusting ANY of the big corporations NOT to monitor raw audio for anything but activation keywords is clearly a fool's errand. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I've spent the better part of half a century trying to look clean-cut and conventional, but in my old age, I'm finally starting to let my inner punk out of the closet. I'm waffling on whether to try dying my hair fun colors for the first time. If I do try the dye, what color scheme should I go for? https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/837/302/691/318/737/original/c906c79f9df8f41c.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter This is the best take on Fermi's Paradox that I've ever seen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/834/866/115/243/252/original/2fbe7001fe7363e0.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Web comics about emerging technology don't generally age that well, but the passage of a mere decade hasn't blunted this one a bit. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/823/447/144/809/392/original/8b0fe13e2a541306.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…7s4z Cineco/Zongshen (not sure which, that's kinda like Ford vs Mercury and I've seen claims it's BOTH) E-RT3. Mine was imported by way of CSC, but they stopped importing them shortly after I bought mine. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/792/104/829/643/542/original/ff9831c0456d5144.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter TFW you finally start getting serious about figuring out how many miles you REALLY get to a charge on your electric motorcycle: https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/791/542/540/980/549/original/ad0b5f820e3796cb.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Not sure if true story or merely funny parable, but I WANT TO BELIEVE https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/789/728/456/714/743/original/21419f03f27860de.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I picked my middle kid up from smart kid summer camp today. Behold his robotics project: which he named "Unfortunate Son" 🤣 https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/758/213/778/747/874/original/13f36e2e954907cb.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/745/236/066/546/554/original/bf30a843f42ed30f.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I'm very happy to announce that Practical ZFS is now hosting the "official unofficial" (or is it unofficial official?) support forum for zVault, the community-operated, still-FreeBSD-based fork of the now-discontinued TrueNAS Core! https://github.com/zvaultio/Community/issues/12#issuecomment-2989735387 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter #Amazon just keeps being Amazon when it comes to the algorithmically manipulated reviews. How the hell does "four global ratings" add up to an 85/15 split between five star and four star reviews? https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/707/534/984/965/216/original/67aa619a6b48c80d.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter If we can't get these shit heels out of office, it really will not take that long to permanently destroy the version of America I signed up to serve. MAYBE twenty years. Which would have sounded like a long time to the seventeen year old me who enlisted back in '89, but sounds AWFULLY fucking short to 53 year old me in 2025, who got out THIRTY years ago and has a rather different perspective on what "a long time" means. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/16/va-doctors-refuse-treat-patients npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…cee8 a friend of mine managed to spot three random right wingers strolling through the grounds. They were wearing "colors" but no signs, no chants, no counter protest attempts: guess they decided to just be tourists, given the rather obvious discrepancy on the ground. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…cee8 maybe the tide has started to seriously shift, I dunno. This is the first protest in Columbia I've EVER attended that didn't have a right-wing faction counter-protesting and trying very directly to intimidate the protesters. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I guess it was a good day: not one single counter-protester in sight at today's #NOKINGS protest in Columbia, SC. I showed up ready to do my usual "be reassuringly large, loud, and a barrier between the rest of the protesters and the fash" routine, but I'm perfectly happy for that to have been unnecessary. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/683/402/770/107/323/original/ab961103ac13c76e.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter A friend of mine, @nprofile…5dsf, came up with a really interesting term: "parasocial media." Social media is about socializing, but on many if not most "social" media platforms, we're seeing less and less actual socializing, with most engagement being reposting things others posted, without additional comment. That ain't social, it's parasocial. Avoid parasocial media. Go where people actually talk to you. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…7s4z @nprofile…vvfe it strikes me as unlikely--not impossible, but unlikely--that a human artist would be that good at capturing the gestalt of the faces so recognizably, with almost picasso-level minimalism of detail, while getting proportions of arms, hands, and legs so desperately wrong. Tarring Rob Liefeld again, he made several of the same class of mistake throughout an entire career... But his *faces* frequently weren't really amazing either. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter When I first came to Mastodon--specifically, on the #Fosstodon instance--I had already abandoned Xitter (the X makes a "sh" sound, like in Mandarin pinyin) for Bluesky, and I didn't think mastodon was ever likely to be my platform of choice--not enough normal people, too techie-focused, likely to be an echo chamber. I was very wrong about that. I've been slowly realizing that over the course of months, but today I had an important realization, and perhaps discovered a useful metric. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…5ek2 I'm starting to wonder if modern next-gen filesystems are approaching an inherent limit of human ability to mentally model and manage complexity. Microsoft failed so hard with ReFS that I literally had to go look up the name again. Btrfs is fine as a relatively simple, single disk filesystem, but becomes an untrustworthy mess if you push it too hard. Then here's bcachefs. Why do we keep failing so hard at reimplementing things that Sun and NetApp already did? npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…843t probably not really available where you are right now, but deep tissue massage would very likely work also. of course, it hurts a HELL of a lot more than the hot springs, for anything short of "almost literally boiling"... npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Oh yeah! I almost forgot. What kind of introduction would this be without a picture? I'm not actually Johnny Five, believe it or not! And since I'm including images: visually not-so-spicy folks, I learned the value of ALT tags when I wrote for @nprofile…vvfe for a few years, and I pledge not only to use them myself, but to promote their use as well. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/608/684/750/263/567/original/3c05247d59ff57d2.jpg https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/608/692/628/729/289/original/5e747e49edd8ac0e.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Continuing the introduction: I am a 53yo Southern USA'an bearded veteran CisHetWhiteGuy(tm), and I know a lot of folks have very justified concerns about that demographic. To those folks: I am an ally, first and foremost. I do not and will not tolerate transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, racism, religious bigotry, furry-bullying, or any other *ism I've forgotten to mention. That is NOT "politics," and there should be absolutely nothing controversial about it. It's just a fact. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/608/662/742/872/457/original/bb6bc04973def4a6.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Hiya Fedifolk--I'm one of the new moderator team for the #Fosstodon instance. Did I say "hi" yet? 🙃 For those who don't know me, I'm a greybeard sysadmin probably best known for work documenting, promoting, and developing tooling for the ZFS filesystem--or to some, for demystifying Wi-Fi mesh as that technology became more popular. https://fosstodon.org/@Gina/114608592753340693 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I have rarely felt so brutally attacked. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/605/159/497/482/804/original/04566d674aae3d23.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter The #FreeBSD Foundation just published a short article by Benedict Reuschling on how to use #Sanoid to automate snapshots and backups on FreeBSD. A sample #Ansible playbook is included! https://freebsdfoundation.org/blog/zfs-automatic-snapshots-with-sanoid-on-freebsd/ npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Sometimes I forget just how shitty #Microsoft has been steadily making #Windows. Then I sit at a client's desk, when that client hasn't done anything to stem the tide of shit on their own. A Windows notification popped up for some "Avowed Premium Edition" game nonsense, and I thought it was from some website that had been given notification permissions. Nope. "Suggested" is not clearly labeled as Microsoft's own way to throw random low-quality ads at you, but that's exactly what it is. https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/592/491/425/527/027/original/8c07730c5d2d3c10.jpeg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I know, I know. "Free Bird" is a joke, it's been a joke for my entire life: lame, basic, overplayed. But this new (as far as I can tell) video changed the song for me. I feel pretty much every frame of this in my soul. I see splintered, kaleidoscopic glimpses of my past, my present, and my future all the way through, and it changed my understanding of the song entirely. I know, I'm a maudlin old man. Feel free to make fun. But maybe watch the video first. 🍻❤️ https://youtu.be/MQNRKX8GwPo?si=cURCTMPYe8vU6zYH npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I love my newly-thrifted crustpunk jacket, but I am never going to understand the decision to transliterate "ape kill ape" as "ah-pay kee-roo ay-ee-poo." https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/543/046/002/274/838/original/43c059ee1c5bf89b.jpg https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/543/046/012/211/091/original/58b83fc47e400efb.jpg npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/114/456/744/790/672/736/original/fd7f483f737b67fd.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter This is EXTREMELY relevant to my interests: an ultra minimal <$20K work capable small pickup truck, due to launch next year. https://www.theverge.com/electric-cars/655527/slate-electric-truck-price-paint-radio-bezos npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…7s4z @nprofile…65cv @nprofile…kgaw @nprofile…4d9x @nprofile…ftf4 Mike, the VERY FIRST ITEM on your code of conduct reads: "Provide a friendly, safe, and welcoming environment for everyone interested in Free/Libre/Open-Source Software, regardless of level of experience, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, disability, personal appearance, body size, race, ethnicity, age, religion, nationality, political affiliation, or other similar characteristic." You CANNOT do that while harboring a far right mod. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…hgx6 @nprofile…l6tf no I haven't! npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…l6tf @nprofile…hgx6 it didn't have that ability when I kicked it to the curb, which WAS many years ago (it's been roughly a decade since I could read default typeface size SMS without glasses), nor is that enough to make me want to switch back to it now. 🤠 And I'm sure as hell not going to reward Google for hoarding system access so that it's the *only* player *allowed* to manage RCS. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter You may now add me to the list of FOSS folks directly impacted by unethical AI scraping effectively performing Denial of Service attacks. My wife informed me this morning that our billing system had been knocked offline. The reason? #Amazon, #OpenAI, and similar bot scraping traffic blew up my access logs to the point of filling that server's entire drive. They're constantly scraping and re-scraping my FreeBSD wiki. https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/devs-say-ai-crawlers-dominate-traffic-forcing-blocks-on-entire-countries/ npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…wryu "Don't tell the Americans, but it's basically socialism"--nah, my fellow Americanskis can hear that. And if it makes them uncomfortable, well, they can fix that for themselves by heading on over to the Patreon, subbing, and proudly declaring that they have purchased a thing on the free market! MURKA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…qfh3 "Now each of the two girls has her OWN cup!" 🤠😅🤣 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…qfh3 4.3 MiB/sec... This is what it sounds like when sectors cry npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…843t @nprofile…wryu I've been getting better and better at packing the various storage options (under seat, luggage box, my backpack) on my motorcycle. It feels like unloading a clown car when I get home with a couple hundred bucks worth of groceries! 😅 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…wekp @nprofile…843t even if you want to raise objections about not a Windows device, you absolutely CAN rock a Deck as a Windows device. When it launched, a lot of people did exactly that, reflexively, before everybody figured out "this thing is actually great the way it ships." npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…843t another thing I'll point out: "we didn't have benchmarks on hand from similar classes of device" is no excuse. When I had the same issue, I would source widely available benchmarks to put against my own direct benchmarks of the device under test, and cite the sources I pulled from. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…843t I got yelled at by angry turbo gamers a couple of times when I did exactly that while I was at Ars. But it isn't exactly difficult to get yourself yelled at by turbo gamers, IME... npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…843t personally, I'd have benched it against *both*, with text explaining that the laptop was a bit of a joker, but was included to demonstrate the discrepancy between classes of device. I used to do the same thing with laptop CPUs and GPUs vs their desktop counterparts, because so many people have absolutely no idea that a laptop i7 is so much slower than a desktop i7, a laptop RTX is so much slower than a desktop RTX, etc. But yeah, the chart you linked here is wack af. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…sw23 that could theoretically give them a pass for using it to train the model--and I am only stipulating it for the sake of argument, not because I think it's an actual winner--but that doesn't change the fact that the BitTorrent protocol itself required them to UPLOAD the same work they were downloading. They didn't just download those datasets, they UPLOADED them as well. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter BitTorrenting copyrighted works, if caught, means fines or jail for you and me. Will Zuck face similar consequences for piracy of the exact same works, on a massively larger scale? https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/02/meta-torrented-over-81-7tb-of-pirated-books-to-train-ai-authors-say/ npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…wryu to be fair, that is not the same byline. Different reporters at the same venue frequently have different takes on the same topic. Look at how differently Musk got covered in the space section vs anywhere else on Ars Technica for a really glaring example. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…wryu Be Best (at grifting) npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…wryu @nprofile…r4y2 thank you for confirming that water is, in fact, wet despite the crowd loudly proclaiming its essential aridity npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @nprofile…sw23 we say "algorithm" but it's AI stuff. Training neural networks is hard. You get a lot of unexpected outcomes even if you actually knew what you were doing in the FIRST place. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Q: has the algorithmic feed manipulation at Xitter increased alarmingly under Musk? A: this "meme" posted by a guy with 812 followers got 16M views in three days https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/598/018/855/990/770/original/bf02f0a44c9fc000.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/112/963/761/108/531/681/original/3b96775b284d807c.png npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I don't know which of y'all needs to hear this today, but you can sort IPv4 addresses quickly and easily with newer versions of GNU sort: cat ipaddresses.txt | sort -V will do the trick. This is essentially accidental, as -V is intended to properly sort "software version numbers" but it works like a champ for IPv4 addresses. Also, stop using nmap just to get a quick list of what machines are occupying what addresses on your subnet. That's what arp-scan is for! npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt nope. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter I often wonder whether the architect who designed this building knew what they were doing, acoustically speaking, BEFORE it was built. I'm actually chanting under my breath, believe it or not--I'd be seriously worried about glass breaking if I shouted! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwqus67JigI npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt gee, a whole 114MiB of data. I suspect Allan or I could find a few nits to pick with the various cache layers. (I suspect you could too, for that matter...) npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter If you browse O*Net to look at information about various job roles, it will tell you which "hot technologies"—requirements most frequently included across all employer job postings—are associated with a job description. Let's look at hot tech count for some high-status jobs outside IT: Nuclear Reactor Operator: 8 Civil Engineer: 24 Electrical Engineer: 32 Mechanical Engineer: 32 Architect: 34 Now, IT jobs: System Administrator: 98 Computer User Support: 117 Software Developer: 146 Hmmm. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter Can any #actuallyautistic folks following me chip in on something? I was having some shower thoughts this morning, and it occurred to me that stimming is likely essentially the same neural impulse as instinctive dancing to music is in neurotypicals. Like, sure, we have plenty of DELIBERATE dancing in neurotypical society, and it serves any number of purposes, but I'm talking about the automatic, unforced impulse to nod your head, tap your toes, shake your ass to a beat. npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt SIGH dammit Mozilla... npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt *cough* *cough* BREXIT *cough* We on this side of the pond are quite grateful to you on yours for demonstrating we're not the only ones with a strong plurality of utter numpties in the electorate. 🤠 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1ugm…f0zl BG3 right now, which is thankfully IMMENSELY better than it was back when I reviewed it in Early Access. And to be honest, it clearly expects me to use consumables more often, and as a result, I've started TO use them a little more often. I still expect to finish the game with 50+ health potions on a single character, though... npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub13w6…479m this is a terrible way to begin the new year 😂 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1vcl…k6t3 @npub1rsl…lqqt good answer, insufficient reason: because it's AWESOME npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt die hard (PLR) npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt @npub1gzl…kk4u probably about time to rebrand to "kill your iHeartRadio" or something, the FM is already pretty fucking dead 🙃 npub19g6wf2p26la98nl662uq0rnzs8g4z6m4v3pcnc7qdm746kat5pfsrfxpgq Jim Salter @npub1rsl…lqqt @npub1v9c…sudu @npub1ecx…yjcq sure, you can, but the context (left) button will still be fucking useless, so what's the point?