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2026-05-15 23:10:59 GMT

buying a lewd game on steam is the ultimate test of the tenacity of your spirit. I have two steam friends who have been online respectively 2 years and 7 months ago but still

2025-12-31 21:12:46 GMT

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no I'm hip and cool. 67

2025-12-31 21:05:10 GMT

I literally just figured out that "ahh" means ass in zoomer

2025-12-28 10:13:26 GMT

had a week off and I already got used to neet life again and don't wanna go back tomorrow

2025-12-24 15:14:11 GMT

what even are youtube shorts
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2025-12-23 09:30:35 GMT

I thought they wouldn't be this retarded so I never even tried it, but people have figured out that some of these redactions are just black text on a black background
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2025-12-22 16:44:03 GMT

I love journalists
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2025-12-20 06:36:34 GMT

there's some fun stuff in here but then there's also shit like this
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%203/EFTA00005586.pdf
lmao

2025-12-19 17:28:24 GMT

wanna show you my new favorite epstein picture, it's from one of the earlier batches and I admit I didn't catch it myself, but I saw someone point it out and now I can't stop laughing at it. it's subtle
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2025-12-13 17:34:50 GMT

I hate this fucking piece of shit, god I hate it
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2025-12-07 11:00:42 GMT

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there's nothing you "shouldn't" do on the internet, the internet should be a firehose of animalistic lizard brain barbarism stream of consciousness of the entire human race

2025-11-21 14:26:26 GMT

the line is going down guys

2025-11-18 20:02:40 GMT

I'm actually pretty curious what the catch is, I guess we'll find out
nothing EVER happens
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2025-11-17 15:42:01 GMT

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no but trump is encouraging massie's effort to get them out now, I have no option but to believe that the files have been made suitable for release
or there's something else coming down the road that'll guarantee they won't come out

2025-11-17 15:38:45 GMT

I guess kash pajeet finally managed to fix the files, took his time huh

2025-11-15 06:03:47 GMT

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2025-11-05 16:05:51 GMT

mamdani over 50%, should've just done it dagnabbit.
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2025-10-31 18:09:00 GMT

how am I supposed to live like this, what is going on. where are my glasses
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2025-10-24 15:19:37 GMT

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cock has less negative health effects than alcohol

2025-10-19 12:51:52 GMT

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he just hates elon, sam looks like a guy who does nothing but jack off to grok

2025-10-19 12:16:40 GMT

altman said that chatgpt is gonna get lewd and I've never flipped on something so quickly, went from "it's a bubble" to feeling like a coked up subprime mortgage broker in 2006

2025-10-12 13:27:43 GMT

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your fault for picking the hotel down the street from the 72nd annual international anime figurine hot glue competition

2025-09-23 14:21:06 GMT

next week: we've made a deal with the tylenol corporation, they will own half of tiktok

2025-09-20 07:45:08 GMT

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these fucking bitch boys, they're all the same... all I did was shove a coathanger up his dick and he never came back, I knew he didn't really love me

2025-09-20 07:35:00 GMT

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beat up and brutalize is a weird way of saying love and kiss

2025-09-19 08:10:24 GMT

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a k-hole might be the only thing that can save a person from the shame of being british at this point

2025-09-18 09:17:49 GMT

macron with a laser pointer: "exhibit A. this is my wife's pussy. observe."
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2025-09-15 14:14:35 GMT

I spent some mony upgrading networking equipment stuff and it made zero difference

2025-09-14 10:37:45 GMT

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it's those fuckers and ticks, there's a ton of them again this year. I've had so many ticks it's a miracle I haven't had to do the the whole antibiotics thing yet

2025-09-13 19:38:01 GMT

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you're starving and the only thing you have to eat is your sister's pussy, that's workable right

2025-09-13 18:30:13 GMT

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I don't think so
I started looking up what else is out there and found out that the coffin of andy and leyley is an rpgmaker game. I'm blown away, I thought it was just incest porn

2025-09-13 17:51:14 GMT

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I'll take a mystery visual novel even if it's sanic. I was supposed to watch dokibird play it but I stopped after 5 minutes because I wanted to solve the mystery myself. I've played some ace attorneys a long time ago and I recently got fucking obsessed with a newer game called your turn to die, it's amazing

2025-09-13 17:17:11 GMT

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it's pretty fun, I liked it too

2025-09-13 07:23:35 GMT

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would be amazing if it was real but here's an archive from may 10 that says 1
https://archive.is/TesmU
seems to have been there two years ago
https://archive.is/DELel

2025-09-12 21:14:49 GMT

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nick fuentes is complaining personified, my understanding is that he is critical of israel and its supporters but he's a very unserious person and I doubt he's responsible for any murders. he just wants to say based shit on the internet so that maybe one day a big based man will love him

2025-09-12 21:09:15 GMT

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that is quite the mishmash, interesting taste

2025-09-12 20:57:35 GMT

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israel would be the actual answer
but do we actually live in a world where groypers own bella ciao

2025-09-12 16:26:16 GMT

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the guy at the press conference said that the owo bulge bullet was the one that was fired
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2025-09-12 15:32:17 GMT

with this much of a delay and with this coverup-focused FBI I'm not gonna buy that the guy is the guy until I see a 4k video of him pulling the trigger from 3 different angles
but I will say that I like the bulge noticing reference, especially because that has to be the one the ATF labeled "trans ideology" in the leaked thing. someboy at the ATF fucking lurks

2025-09-11 15:51:20 GMT

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oh I love him, he's hilarious. I wish he didn't get himself in so much trouble back in the day, he has a very peculiar sense of humor that I like a lot.
he's tweeting so much he might be on drugs
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2025-09-11 15:45:19 GMT

lmfao
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2025-09-10 21:23:59 GMT

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2025-09-10 21:14:23 GMT

I'm getting exhausted just thinking about all the podcast episodes I'm gonna have to listen to about who killed what

2025-09-10 20:58:22 GMT

very intersted to see what the shooter looks like, if the boomer was a dud there's still a chance it might be a funny looking person

2025-09-10 20:47:38 GMT

I could be wrong but I think VLC can do that
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2025-09-10 19:49:31 GMT

I will say that when charlie kirk got the phone call and pivoted on a dime about epstein I stopped seeing him as a human but it's still a bit too much to shoot a bro

2025-09-10 19:32:56 GMT

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fuuuuuck, he's gone dude

2025-09-10 19:29:00 GMT

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ouchhh that's rough

2025-09-10 19:27:33 GMT

someone post the video, I thirst for blood

2025-09-09 18:22:52 GMT

they censored ghislaine's tits from the birthday book. what's even the point of releasing this garbage

2025-09-08 12:59:32 GMT

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2025-09-04 14:53:35 GMT

humanity can be split into two groups: those who cum
and those who don't

2025-09-04 13:48:33 GMT

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I don't believe anyone, but I have noticed that alex has a massive blind spot for particular political figures right now and he gets mad when people question that. he should be able to separate policies from personalities and criticise whatever needs to be criticised, that's what he's always done and why I love him. he was so close to BREAKING THE CONDITIONING when he made that video talking about epstein crying in his car that I was sure we'd have him back but here we are.

2025-09-04 13:33:26 GMT

also I saw some clips of AJ making a fool of himself again, it's such a shame. he'll always have a special place in my heart but I think my boy is gone forever

2025-08-15 14:52:18 GMT

I was trying to impress the guys at work today by zooming in on epstein's island on google maps and I accidentally found a funny thing
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2025-07-31 12:15:31 GMT

A lot of people disagree with the age verification bullshit but for the wrong reasons, they're just upset because it's an inconvenience. kids should be given three smartphones, one for endless AI generated cocomelon, one for gopro tiktoks from warzones, and one for extreme bdsm porn. if they can't handle it that's because they're weak and should be culled

2025-07-25 13:08:21 GMT

british government doing god's work, get these fish stick eating toothbrush averse tea drinking motherfuckers out of my web sites
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2025-07-24 15:40:33 GMT

it's so over
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2025-07-22 13:49:17 GMT

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tim dillon put out an episode with alex jones and I just love them both to death, it's a shame it was a bunch of desperate cope but I'll forgive them in about 6 months

2025-07-22 13:44:25 GMT

tears in my eye, it's beautiful
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2025-07-22 13:43:45 GMT

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vtuber board on 4chan, I was born and raised on imageboards but even I can't stand it

2025-07-22 13:37:17 GMT

she nuked /vt/ from orbit, I'm almost curious enough to go see the devastation
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2025-07-17 12:28:52 GMT

I read something about steam changing its rules on which games are allowed and this is the wording. god I hate the world so much
content that could mayhaps violate certain types of rules set by someone somewhere
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2025-07-13 18:25:42 GMT

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I'd recommend pic related for that instead of herbal supplements
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2025-07-13 16:02:13 GMT

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trick question, ashwagandha is taken before bedtime

2025-07-13 15:59:33 GMT

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I've told a doctor half-jokingly to go listen to huberman and he didn't take it kindly

2025-07-07 18:19:28 GMT

what I wanna see is 11 hours of footage from the break room where the guards were sleeping

2025-06-29 11:56:11 GMT

tim dillon talked about a "pentagon pizza index" in the latest episode and I'm thinking about gambling all my money based on this information from now on
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2025-06-23 13:22:45 GMT

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if you flew out to another country you have to suck it, it's on you pussy

2025-06-23 12:45:24 GMT

can people stop making memes real
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2025-06-21 22:06:39 GMT

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I think we should ban people who are bad at drawing from imageboards before going after the AI sloppa

2025-06-20 21:29:34 GMT

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my chart pales in comparison to the awful truth
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2025-05-27 19:48:55 GMT

it's just so wrong that the new elden ring is online co-op. I played the game for 400 hours and then I just get mocked like this
"reimagining the game's core design" sounds kinda bad though, maybe I'm dodging a bullet
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2025-05-26 20:11:00 GMT

not going to sleep well tonight, I staged an autistic spergout today about a cool boat I saw and I now realise it was too much

2025-05-16 20:26:06 GMT

when the fuck did tumblr start looking like twitter

2025-05-07 07:50:14 GMT

are you fucking serious
if I got pulled over by a cop in italy this is the name I would make up
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2025-04-29 15:12:11 GMT

I've been thinking about what kind of blackmail the cardinals have on each other, the guy who gets chosen is obviously the one that the others have the most material on. if it's just "he likes it in the butt" I'd be so pissed, I want it to be real nasty

2025-04-25 17:39:33 GMT

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I'm so tired. I think everyone who has an opinion about something like that one way or the other should be killed

2025-04-25 17:25:39 GMT

I read a headline which said that oblivion has gone woke, I didn't click but I have to assume it's because they made the furries look more fuckable

2025-03-22 19:19:19 GMT

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the real stuff is sorta interesting but I really want to know where the thrusters are on the pyramids. where's the steering wheel

2025-03-22 19:15:32 GMT

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that IS the "good stuff about egypt"

2025-03-22 14:41:42 GMT

and it's not just disney, everything's a fucking remake and I hate it. even when a remake is good I hate it, if the only vector of creativity you can muster is making a carbon copy of something but with higher resolution kindly consider suicide or getting a job

2025-03-17 11:08:56 GMT

I don't always like the sound of everything that macron says but I understand him, if you as a schoolboy get sucked off by your bombshell milf teacher who's also secretly your own father you will nut so hard that the only thing that could rival it is a nuclear explosion. bro is just chasing the dragon, go for it dawg

2025-03-15 19:14:03 GMT

this is one thing, possibly the only thing that america does better than the rest of the world. I want to sue people. I think that if you slip and fall, a valet should be parking your car the next day. if you tip over a cup of coffee, you should be in a private jet that evening. oh you stubbed your toe, well guess what, here's your new condo
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2025-03-15 16:33:05 GMT

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capitalism invented computer bugs to keep people out of their natural habitat (coal mine)

2025-03-15 08:37:39 GMT

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I really want to try one of those mattresses for autistic children where you get sandwiched between the two halves, it sounds so comfortable

2025-03-14 18:55:30 GMT

if we can pick and choose which CIA programs to keep in europe, I'll take the one that makes everyone gay but leave out the one that makes everyone fat

2025-03-14 18:35:32 GMT

I'm looking at people posting all this "buy from eu" pearl clutching because I actually think there's a good idea buried here, but I'm only seeing pictures of cola drinks and fucking chocolate bars. we have become the thing we hated

2025-03-12 17:24:36 GMT

I wanna know how many billable hours these bitch baby nerds have dedicated to making sure that AI doesn't help you with chemistry

2025-03-07 22:25:28 GMT

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I'm blanking on that part right now because I listened to the rogan episode and theo von with hasanabi today, and I can't remember who said what about israel. I know I heard the standard aipac history lesson at least once

2025-03-07 22:14:22 GMT

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opposite of alex in that regard, kinda funny. with him you really have to get into a trance to keep up

2025-03-07 22:08:31 GMT

he's balling, I'm impressed. never heard of the guy before but I liked him, fun style in terms of appearance too.
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2025-03-06 22:38:41 GMT

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he said that it's all bullshit because the people were too autistic to stop trading for a minute to have sex, an idea I vehemently reject. I want to believe

2025-03-06 22:18:03 GMT

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man sam looks like shit
the other FTX guy he had on previously was interesting, although I wasn't really convinced that he was simultaneously in the inner circle and didn't know anything

2025-02-22 19:40:23 GMT

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I think the problem in general with restaurants is that people don't want to go out to eat anymore. they need poison shoveled down their gullet at home while they're fully immersed in a VR videogame porn netflix tiktok experience

2025-02-22 19:33:00 GMT

no shit. they know what the problem is, and what the solution is, but refuse to do anything about it. tough luck.
I can't find the specific astolfo picture I wanted to put here but you can imagine it
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2025-02-21 20:47:23 GMT

luigi is in the news again so I have to set the record straight. I previously backpedaled a little bit because you guys told me I was heartless, and I'm ashamed of being such a pussy. you can all eat my ass, luigi is based and I love him. I hope they let him walk and give him a podcast and a crypto coin

2025-02-19 18:23:52 GMT

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0rzwjq9znro
you HAVE to leave my man kevin alone, he's been through enough. I've heard he can barely get hard in public anymore because people have been so mean to him

2025-02-14 15:20:06 GMT

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published today I believe

2025-02-14 15:18:28 GMT

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this was my first exposure to him apart from cursory reading about urbit and a small synopsis of his politics, it made me immediately assume he's trolling about everything