Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.
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Last Notes npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy A tipsy Mr. Blue making poor decisions in #Prague. https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/135/095/476/401/171/original/812c4435a4c66586.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Can you tell that I like to sort M&Ms by color and eat them evenly so I have equal numbers of each color? https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/128/510/034/652/269/original/5c5c3453ed93bd16.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Meats and beer lunch. #Prague https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/122/697/444/544/376/original/e02b9088255486f2.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy OK, it turns out this isn't a typical train -- it's a special family excursion train. It stops at a zoo -- I'd assume that's where most of the families are headed. https://pid.cz/zabava-a-zajimavosti/cyklohracek/ npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Bike storage AND stroller storage. (The parents and kids are all in the ball pit train car.) 😂 https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/115/741/630/711/071/original/d62986a6c444a47b.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I looked it up because I was curious: It doesn't look like all of this child-friendly stuff is enough to boost the birth rate in #Czechia, but parenting looks way more fun here! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue said my chocolate cake is so dark, it could be the villain in a Marvel movie. https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/106/361/686/073/292/original/09ae5bfa58244c04.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…mw3w Dan! Great to see you here! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy We will be here a few days then back to Vienna. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy After a train ride and a desperately needed nap, we have tickets tonight to see the Budapest Festival Orchestra at the #Salzburg Music Festival (the same festival the Von Trapp family performed at in "The Sound of Music.") npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy We just have one backpack each, so we don't have extra room. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Luckily it's the first night we're there, so the timing is perfect. 😀 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy We have tickets to a Salzburg Music Festival concert, and the typical dress code is men in suits, but we don't want to haul a suit around during our trip, so we're packing Mr. Blue's most worn-out suit, and we'll just bin it afterward. 😂 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I like going on vacation, but I hate packing, so I'm working out first. Packing stresses me out. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Had a centrifugal accident at #pottery last night. (forgot my water bucket was on my wheel and accidentally hit the pedal) Just glad nobody got drenched. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Eating yogurt with Grape-Nuts on it for breakfast because I'm 103 years old. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Stacy's Grandma more like npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Pretty sure I am significantly older than Stacy's Mom. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy They said our current one might be repairable but it would likely cost as much to fix it as get a new one. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy WELP: Need a new heat pump. This one is only 7 years old. 😡 #enshittification #HVAC npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I have an appointment to see a new gyno in November. I am experiencing a multitude of #perimenopause symptoms. I am interested in starting #HRT, particularly for bone health (I'm at high risk for osteoporosis.) I hope she will be open to it. I'm 50 -- I don't think it's an unreasonable request. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy BREAKING NEWS: Mr. Blue did NOT encounter #AngryYogurtMan. Instead, he encountered #HelpfulFriendlyYogurtMan. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue is going to the grocery store today, so thoughts and prayers to him. #AngryYogurtMan npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…wssx No, South Dakota. ☺️ npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Moved on to Wegmans. You guys are right: This is a REALLY nice grocery store. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Also: Dunkin' sure has a lot of weird drinks on their menu. ::sips unsweetened iced tea:: npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Hanging out with y'all while Mr. Blue is at the "Spider-Man" movie. Hope that's OK. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue said he hadn't noticed that I've been extra crabby, so BEST ACTRESS NOMINEE RIGHT HERE, YO. #perimenopause npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…2wml You've still got a couple hours! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Would installing #Linux help my #perimenopausal symptoms? 🤔 (This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…umv3 Increased anxiety is my worst issue. I keep waking up in a panic every morning, and it's not mental, it's very physical, if that makes sense. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy In less dramatic news, I'm going to ask my new OB-GYN about starting #HRT when I see her in November. From everything I'm reading, the benefits far outweigh the risks in my situation. #perimenopause npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Went to a work thing on #menopause and the presenter said it's important to talk about it, so I'm going to keep bitching about #perimenopause here. (Not talking about it at work because age discrimination is a thing.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy TIL that there's only one letter difference between "protect" and "protest." This toot brought to you by an extremely unfortunate post on #LinkedIn. (Not mine.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…0q2l I assume other schools might offer it as well, but Chico State has an Advanced Manufacturing degree we were nudging him toward. (Mr. Blue is a Chico alum.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…0q2l This website might offer some opportunities: https://fame-usa.com npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…0q2l You don't necessarily need a college degree, but people with degrees in advanced manufacturing are in high demand. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…dwgx They do honor it! I've turned in six pairs of worn-out socks now and gotten six in return. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…p7r5 @nprofile…ndwh I've been anxious my whole life. It's just at an entirely new level now. 😡 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Most trans folks (and a whole lot of cis folks too!) are shaped more shallowly. Polish bras are the most projected in the market. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Additionally, I've had random nonstop twitching for more than two years now. Obviously freaked out. Assumed ALS (since that's what Dr. Google always says about twitching and I have relatively severe health anxiety.) Got an EMG two summers ago. Neurologist found nothing wrong. Well guess what? GABA is the main inhibitory neurotransmitter. It drops in perimenopause. 🤔 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I'm reading a book about #perimenopause right now, and the author included the statistic that American women have the highest risk of #suicide between the ages of 45 and 55. Damn npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy why am I getting ads for human blood? https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/972/503/619/602/763/original/92c3d3ed691953ab.png npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Trump is talking about transgender murderers at an event that's supposed to be about the White House's Ratepayer Protection Pledge. #USPol npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue is inexplicably watching that "He-Man" movie that recently came out, and I'm confused because Skeletor seems like a jerk and he's totally cool and chill here. @nprofile…wxh3 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…9y75 Not if you were carrying tacos in your armpits. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Any other #perimenopause adjacent folks struggle with #anxiety surges in the morning? I keep waking up in a panic, and it feels very physiological -- like there don't seem to be any thoughts at all associated with it. From what I've read, lower estrogen levels can lead to higher cortisol? I dunno, but it's extremely unpleasant. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I have to get groceries today and I don't want to because it's too hot. 😭 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Now he just has an awkwardly silent breakfast with nieces and nephews from both sides to navigate, then a drive to Seattle. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy MR. BLUE HAS ESCAPED! FREEEEEEEEDOM! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Going to live in a silent monastery would probably be the best option in that case. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I told him to please let me know if I'm turning into her so I can take extreme action. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue is exhausted and ready to come home. (He's also very sick of my mom, lol.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…f46e Really any station on the Red Line -- Silver Spring would also work npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…f46e Couple of options: He could continue on Amtrak to BWI and you could pick him up there. Another option: Union Station is both an Amtrak and Metro station. So he could take the Metro to Glenmont station, which is the end of the Red Line and you could pick him up there. Either way, then you could avoid D.C. entirely. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…5h6u 😬 We had some of those folks back in S.D. I referred to them as "doily-heads." (The women usually wore lace head coverings.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy (Not gonna lie -- I kind of like Texas Roadhouse. Their steaks are good, and they have a good variety of sizes.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue and the niece and nephew are taking my mom out for dinner tonight. Maybe she and Sam can bond over Texas Roadhouse -- they're both fans. 😂 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Text from Mr. Blue: "Man, driving kids around is time-consuming." npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy This is nothing new, BTW. In 2012, she was worried my nieces would be beheaded by jihadists while visiting London. In 2021, she was worried she'd be forced to eat bugs (?). Thanks, Fox News! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue: "Your mom seems really concerned that Dem socialists are going to steal her house." Folks: This is what Fox News does to your Boomer relatives. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I REALLY struggle with #SundayScaries. I ruin my Sunday every week (unnecessarily) freaking out about work. So I'm trying something new I discussed with my therapist. On Sunday mornings, I am going to take 5 or so minutes to review what I need to do tomorrow and in the week ahead. I am hoping that my brain can then say, "Dealt with that, moving on" instead of ruining my day off. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…ay8t ffs npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…ay8t I would just leave it blank. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Also: It's amazing what an ACTUAL BRA THAT FITS will do for your appearance! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I got screwed. https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/885/495/507/025/553/original/b7263c24a867dfce.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…wm3n They're just BAD. And I don't know anything about soccer, and I STILL can tell they're bad! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…wm3n Nice! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy These announcers are annoying. I want those British dudes from last night back. #USMNT npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Plan is to take our bikes across the Potomac after 8:30 tonight and find a spot along the river to watch fireworks. Usually we can just walk to the Mall, but the entire fucking thing is blocked off. I would be perfectly happy not doing this, but Mr. Blue really loves fireworks. #DC npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue is doing his traditional 4th of July viewing of the last third of "Independence Day." He decided to forgo his traditional 4th of July sweaty run on the Mall. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I can't believe nobody yelled at me for this. Mr. Blue wanted Bon Jovi as 1 and Bruce as 2. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Best products of New Jersey: 1. Bon Jovi 2. Springsteen 3. Laird's Applejack npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Now in honor of the nation's oldest distillery (Lairds, in New Jersey!), we have a Pan-American Clipper: https://www.lairdandcompany.com/cocktail-recipes npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Now we're going to have a Stone Fence! In honor of the Green Mountain Boys! Apparently rum and hard cider wins wars against the British! https://punchdrink.com/recipes/stone-fence/ npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue said he has no comment on the poem. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy From the Difford's website: The following poem may be recited when serving a Fish House Punch: There's a little place just out of town, Where, if you go to lunch, They'll make you forget your mother-in-law With a drink called Fish-House Punch. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy We're making some #cocktails to celebrate Independence Day/250 years. First up: Fish House Punch. https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/752/fish-house-punch npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Real-time memory test: MY GROCERY LIST FELL OUT OF MY POCKET ON THE WALK TO THE STORE. It had 27 things on it. I found it on the walk back. I remembered everything!!! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Mr. Blue is fetching me a sandwich and iced tea from Potbelly because he loves me and considers it his life's mission to keep me adequately fed and hydrated. 🥰 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Hot take: Brendan Carr might be the biggest fascist in the #Trump Administration. (It's a tight contest, but he's certainly in the running.) #USPol npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…nrlp Must be weird to live like that. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Walked all the way to CVS, in the heat, to get the hand soap we use, and they didn't have it. (They had the antibacterial version, which I won't buy.) 😑 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…v2da lol I had one of those! I grew out of it! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Also: Why are so many tech types closet or outright fascists? npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy They somehow neglect to mention that in the ads they run on the #DCMetro. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Glad I found out that one of this company's co-CEOs funds fascists before I gave them any of my money! #Tech #FreezePeach npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy After wearing a laughably wrong #bra size for 35 years, I have VERY STRONG FEELINGS on this subject! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy It benefits #bra manufacturers to gaslight everyone about their size and shove everyone into a limited number of sizes that don't even fit. It's cheaper for them. (Victoria's Secret is a particular bad actor. Victoria's actual secret is her bras don't fit.) Meanwhile, people are wearing extremely ill-fitting #bras and wondering why they're so uncomfortable and unsupported. 😡 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…p5t6 That is such a weird deal. He could just say what's going on, and everyone would stop talking about it! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITY TO BE PISSED OFF ABOUT MANY THINGS AT ONCE! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…hwak I'd go with freeing. Dropbox is terrible. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Yeah, just gonna block the dude who's offended that I'm annoyed by someone playing music on the Metro without headphones instead of being offended by ... data centers? I CAN BE ANNOYED BY MANY THINGS AT ONCE, DATA CENTER DUDE npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy How many years in prison do I get for the "FIGHT FASCISM" sticker on my laptop? npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy I consider it my mission in life to inform everyone who is preparing for a #colonoscopy that gummi bears count as a clear liquid. (Just don't eat the red ones.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy @nprofile…c7e2 It was good! We'd never had them before. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy Well that was incredibly weird. (Disclosure Day.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy After trying chimney cakes (with soft serve ice cream) we are going to "Disclosure Day." Mr. Blue is a sucker for movies with aliens in them. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy It's a little hard to see, but he did take a photo. https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/116/779/313/564/041/142/original/759f494610a7041e.jpg npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Pumpkin Spice Amy He said there were tons of workers out there trying to fix it, but it still looks green and disgusting. He was surprised they haven't blocked it off so the public can't see it.