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2026-08-13 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 6th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
False : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Meaningless : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Booms - A moment of whoosh
Avoid : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/117/088/884/147/666/530/original/8d45ffcab081fb2e.jpg

2026-06-27 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 32nd day of Confusion in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
False : 4 of Booms - Excess Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Seek : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
Avoid : Apostle of Booms - Someone who embodies Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/822/755/521/295/019/original/4d1e2a1b0743bc66.jpg

2026-06-06 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 11th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Bavarian Illuminati = Aneristic group or groups
False : Onomatopoeia of Prickles - A moment of thud
Meaningless : 1 of Oranges - A good amount of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Seek : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Avoid : Cow of Pungents - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/703/847/041/411/454/original/8ef92e1a6e90ce1d.jpg

2026-05-06 15:23:15 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 53rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Initiate - One who does not know, and seeks
False : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Seek : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
Avoid : 2 of Oranges - Shared Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/528/315/880/665/656/original/ef3dc1cad75ea426.jpg

2026-05-05 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 52nd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
False : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
Meaningless : Apostle of Sweets - Someone who embodies Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/522/653/057/230/562/original/0ac3cdda0d1aacc2.jpg

2026-05-04 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 51st day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
Meaningless : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
Seek : 3 of Sweets - Imbalance of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : Apostle of Pungents - Someone who embodies Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/516/990/785/840/186/original/61583fe1ef39aee6.jpg

2026-05-03 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 50th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Celebrate Discoflux
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
False : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Meaningless : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Pungents - A moment of O
Avoid : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/511/328/432/369/677/original/064ad2ec80f68279.jpg

2026-05-02 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 49th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Meaningless : 2 of Sweets - Shared Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : Zip of Pungents - A lack of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/505/666/170/463/880/original/d97809c701dfd87a.jpg

2026-05-01 19:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 48th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
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@nprofile…skku
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2026-05-01 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 48th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Pungents - Imbalance of Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
Meaningless : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : 2 of Prickles - Shared Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/500/003/906/556/104/original/649c07bc59f78b33.jpg

2026-04-30 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 47th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 1 of Sweets - A good amount of Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Meaningless : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Prickles - A moment of thud
Avoid : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/494/341/547/383/486/original/894f1ee82d1226a9.jpg

2026-04-29 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 46th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Season of Oranges - The Aftermath - Playing with Illusions
False : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
Meaningless : Zip of Booms - A lack of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : 3 of Oranges - Imbalance of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/488/679/198/857/116/original/11a253243d19f0f8.jpg

2026-04-28 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 45th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
False : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : Apostle of Sweets - Someone who embodies Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : Zip of Oranges - A lack of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : Zip of Pungents - A lack of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/483/016/867/984/046/original/7d40702362172499.jpg

2026-04-27 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 44th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
False : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Meaningless : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Seek : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : 3 of Pungents - Imbalance of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/477/354/628/133/837/original/27559f27e1d9e806.jpg

2026-04-26 19:05:15 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 43rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…7urf
@nprofile…6u9j
@nprofile…2cpk
@nprofile…xgjp
@nprofile…70cu
@nprofile…lkjg
@nprofile…pq5y
@nprofile…ry5u
@nprofile…m8ug
@nprofile…27hj

2026-04-26 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 43rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Apostle of Pungents - Someone who embodies Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Zip of Pungents - A lack of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : 1 of Booms - A good amount of Hearing, Air, Action
Avoid : 2 of Pungents - Shared Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/471/692/233/955/297/original/7c39d7bd6d4abf16.jpg

2026-04-25 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 42nd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
False : The Skeptic - One who rejects ideas
Meaningless : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Avoid : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/466/030/082/782/804/original/aef75a4e511dcb94.jpg

2026-04-24 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 41st day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : 2 of Prickles - Shared Touch, Earth, Conformity
Avoid : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/460/367/671/390/975/original/31c1cab9fb84dd0a.jpg

2026-04-23 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 40th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Onomatopoeia of Booms - A moment of whoosh
Meaningless : The Sacred Cow - A Sacred Cow
Seek : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Avoid : Day of Pungents - Pungenday - The noon meditation or the central point of a task or project.
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/454/705/449/457/606/original/035bb9f8071abd64.jpg

2026-04-22 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 39th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Initiate - One who does not know, and seeks
False : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Meaningless : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Seek : The Illuminate - One looking for knowledge or at the beginning of journey
Avoid : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/449/043/022/820/542/original/bc22ee2a019e3073.jpg

2026-04-21 21:03:04 GMT

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2026-04-21 19:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 38th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
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2026-04-21 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 38th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
False : Season of Sweets - Chaos - No illusions
Meaningless : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
Seek : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
Avoid : 3 of Oranges - Imbalance of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-04-20 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 37th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : Net of Synchronicity - There's a cosmic force behind coincidences
Meaningless : The Bavarian Illuminati = Aneristic group or groups
Seek : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
Avoid : Onamatopoeia of Oranges - A moment of wow
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/437/718/452/782/285/original/85f021481a921266.jpg

2026-04-19 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 36th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
Seek : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Avoid : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/432/056/127/429/714/original/498aa2bb006414d0.jpg

2026-04-18 15:23:11 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 35th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
False : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
Meaningless : The Initiate - One who does not know, and seeks
Seek : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
Avoid : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/426/394/122/559/115/original/b4c3ff0841007726.jpg

2026-04-17 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 34th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Radioactivity - Aneristic Destruction
False : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Meaningless : Apostle of Sweets - Someone who embodies Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Avoid : Zip of Oranges - A lack of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/420/731/547/267/435/original/1a6f1f40697fa39f.jpg

2026-04-16 19:05:17 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 33rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…cz48
@nprofile…qg63
@nprofile…re8k
@nprofile…fr02
@nprofile…2zuz
@nprofile…qpfj
@nprofile…9g78
@nprofile…2kgn
@nprofile…27hj
@nprofile…gdxt

2026-04-16 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 33rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
False : The Golden Apple - Eristic forces
Meaningless : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
Avoid : The Pentagon - Aneristic Forces
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/415/069/200/333/700/original/bc23c2105ebe4709.jpg

2026-04-15 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 32nd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Oranges - Shared Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 2 of Prickles - Shared Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Seek : The Illuminate - One looking for knowledge or at the beginning of journey
Avoid : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/409/406/874/315/695/original/31ef1d108fe39260.jpg

2026-04-13 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 30th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Season of Sweets - Chaos - No illusions
False : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Joker - Wild card
Seek : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/398/082/267/009/420/original/14447cfa511c557f.jpg

2026-04-12 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 29th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Meaningless : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Avoid : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/392/420/065/988/995/original/9d0f2bcb4c71ab38.jpg

2026-04-11 19:05:16 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 28th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
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@nprofile…3n36
@nprofile…06xn
@nprofile…dah8
@nprofile…8y0u
@nprofile…czwl
@nprofile…kh6n
@nprofile…hfrz
@nprofile…59yl
@nprofile…ktaq

2026-04-11 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 28th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : The Great Pyramid - Aneristic Creation
Meaningless : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Seek : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
Avoid : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/386/757/693/673/162/original/e70acb6e4cdb2c4b.jpg

2026-04-10 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 27th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 1 of Oranges - A good amount of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
Meaningless : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
Avoid : 3 of Sweets - Imbalance of Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/381/095/356/065/873/original/c25867cc3f3f3451.jpg

2026-04-09 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 26th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : 4 of Booms - Excess Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : The Trout - Silliness, laughter, surrealism
Seek : The Bavarian Illuminati = Aneristic group or groups
Avoid : Season of Oranges - The Aftermath - Playing with Illusions
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/375/432/943/978/632/original/47901a549d5cb4c0.jpg

2026-04-08 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 25th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Sweets - Shared Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
Meaningless : Day of Pungents - Pungenday - The noon meditation or the central point of a task or project.
Seek : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Avoid : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/369/770/738/776/299/original/e27902b2fa4b5229.jpg

2026-04-07 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 24th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Meaningless : The Initiate - One who does not know, and seeks
Seek : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Avoid : Season of Sweets - Chaos - No illusions
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/364/108/396/699/633/original/68683fdb7339015d.jpg

2026-04-06 19:05:15 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 23rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…glgr
@nprofile…q47d
@nprofile…eawt
@nprofile…s3kt
@nprofile…mhu6
@nprofile…xnxn
@nprofile…qqj6
@nprofile…nqdk
@nprofile…2qy0
@nprofile…l42c

2026-04-06 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 23rd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Apostle of Booms - Someone who embodies Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : The Sacred Cow - A Sacred Cow
Seek : 1 of Oranges - A good amount of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/358/446/148/637/877/original/91cc876c6941f9af.jpg

2026-04-05 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 22nd day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
Meaningless : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
Seek : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/352/783/812/969/237/original/17b2a9da327c385c.jpg

2026-04-04 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 21st day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
False : The Trout - Silliness, laughter, surrealism
Meaningless : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
Seek : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Avoid : 3 of Sweets - Imbalance of Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/347/121/482/334/331/original/11f753503e631a06.jpg

2026-04-03 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 20th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Season of Sweets - Chaos - No illusions
False : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : The Sacred Cow - A Sacred Cow
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/341/459/114/764/487/original/1cfabe5509abf20a.jpg

2026-04-02 15:23:10 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 19th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 1 of Oranges - A good amount of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 2 of Oranges - Shared Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Meaningless : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/335/796/985/188/845/original/47a7051039bd44a6.jpg

2026-04-01 19:05:15 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 18th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…32tj
@nprofile…za0c
@nprofile…vxes
@nprofile…4hda
@nprofile…wjvf
@nprofile…7kna
@nprofile…0vpv
@nprofile…lkjg
@nprofile…27hj
@nprofile…ayqw

2026-04-01 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 18th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : The Bavarian Illuminati = Aneristic group or groups
Meaningless : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
Seek : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Avoid : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/330/134/547/841/492/original/37b2fadb74c76c07.jpg

2026-03-30 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 16th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
False : Apostle of Pungents - Someone who embodies Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
Avoid : 2 of Pungents - Shared Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/318/809/878/013/252/original/d338f73d7a3be0b2.jpg

2026-03-29 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 15th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 1 of Booms - A good amount of Hearing, Air, Action
False : 1 of Oranges - A good amount of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Meaningless : 1 of Sweets - A good amount of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/313/147/615/140/406/original/27b540290d4d67ff.jpg

2026-03-28 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 14th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
False : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Meaningless : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
Avoid : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/307/485/293/134/279/original/2ef54a7fced58340.jpg

2026-03-27 19:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 13th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…k9pq
@nprofile…jt48
@nprofile…8z9f
@nprofile…rc0f
@nprofile…pc8t
@nprofile…v0tj
@nprofile…6ngt
@nprofile…d30t
@nprofile…ym9j
@nprofile…t4cw

2026-03-27 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 13th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
False : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Meaningless : The Trout - Silliness, laughter, surrealism
Seek : 2 of Pungents - Shared Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/301/822/983/697/357/original/dbfd8d2f6f665265.jpg

2026-03-26 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 12th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
False : Joker - Wild card
Meaningless : 1 of Booms - A good amount of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/296/160/683/852/979/original/2c58434e7939a728.jpg

2026-03-25 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 11th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
False : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
Meaningless : Zip of Booms - A lack of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : The Golden Apple - Eristic forces
Avoid : 2 of Oranges - Shared Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/290/498/399/838/907/original/860573a62c5cbc52.jpg

2026-03-24 15:23:09 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 10th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Booms - Excess Hearing, Air, Action
False : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Season of Oranges - The Aftermath - Playing with Illusions
Seek : Net of Synchronicity - There's a cosmic force behind coincidences
Avoid : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/284/836/176/447/191/original/8f0625e7b735cf5e.jpg

2026-03-23 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 9th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Zip of Oranges - A lack of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
Meaningless : Apostle of Sweets - Someone who embodies Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Avoid : Radioactivity - Aneristic Destruction
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/279/173/705/021/638/original/0219ecf5b97ae750.jpg

2026-03-22 19:05:16 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 8th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…eawt
@nprofile…h5r4
@nprofile…g07k
@nprofile…pc8t
@nprofile…7kna
@nprofile…dzy9
@nprofile…q85n
@nprofile…48lt
@nprofile…ry5u
@nprofile…2whl

2026-03-21 15:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 7th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Cow of Booms - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Hearing, Air, Action
False : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Meaningless : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Seek : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
Avoid : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/267/849/178/340/434/original/7f55a5743c66f97c.jpg

2026-03-20 15:23:09 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 6th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
False : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
Meaningless : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
Avoid : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/262/186/918/345/005/original/799f8a91bcb706f3.jpg

2026-03-19 15:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 5th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Celebrate Mojoday
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
Seek : 2 of Pungents - Shared Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/256/524/444/792/517/original/a843d08765c97627.jpg

2026-03-18 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 4th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Pungents - Shared Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : 1 of Sweets - A good amount of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Meaningless : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Seek : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
Avoid : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/250/862/175/468/556/original/42dc55d0c1daf49a.jpg

2026-03-10 15:23:11 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 69th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 2 of Oranges - Shared Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : 3 of Booms - Imbalance of Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Avoid : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/205/563/699/753/407/original/4b6aee84acb59d29.jpg

2026-03-09 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 68th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Trout - Silliness, laughter, surrealism
False : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
Meaningless : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Pungents - A moment of O
Avoid : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/199/901/415/734/463/original/d999d71cd1504a55.jpg

2026-03-08 15:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 67th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : A Pope - The Querent, or anybody, really
False : Radioactivity - Aneristic Destruction
Meaningless : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
Seek : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
Avoid : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/194/239/082/932/441/original/3f1645c22dfa7b10.jpg

2026-03-07 20:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 66th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…tepq
@nprofile…zhdl
@nprofile…3u6c
@nprofile…a6jz
@nprofile…8z9f
@nprofile…kvpg
@nprofile…xpgc
@nprofile…skku
@nprofile…taf2
@nprofile…gghg

2026-03-07 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 66th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
False : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : 1 of Sweets - A good amount of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : The Great Pyramid - Aneristic Creation
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/188/812/713/716/122/original/035833ba7ea50a49.jpg

2026-03-05 16:23:06 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 64th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Apostle of Booms - Someone who embodies Hearing, Air, Action
Seek : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Avoid : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/177/488/027/504/689/original/1decd5092b6047a3.jpg

2026-03-04 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 63rd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Season of Sweets - Chaos - No illusions
False : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Meaningless : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/171/825/745/999/799/original/79008ab073466790.jpg

2026-03-03 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 62nd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Pungents - Someone who embodies Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Eris - One on the all-disorder trip
Meaningless : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Avoid : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/166/163/463/978/557/original/eae959f7166a68c2.jpg

2026-03-02 20:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 61st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…98ku
@nprofile…tvxh
@nprofile…czwl
@nprofile…5et2
@nprofile…zhdl
@nprofile…v3ns
@nprofile…tf5t
@nprofile…9fga
@nprofile…vtnk
@nprofile…8jwk

2026-03-02 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 61st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
False : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
Meaningless : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
Seek : The Pentagon - Aneristic Forces
Avoid : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/160/501/178/600/380/original/fea2feb0f7319b9a.jpg

2026-03-01 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 60th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
Meaningless : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
Avoid : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/154/838/866/850/413/original/9dd996d4ba6d1d2e.jpg

2026-02-28 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 59th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Initiate - One who does not know, and seeks
False : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Meaningless : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
Seek : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Avoid : Flower - Sex, Drugs, Hedonistic persuits
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/149/176/530/615/284/original/8f4548b4905e2db1.jpg

2026-02-27 16:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 58th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Onomatopoeia of Pungents - A moment of O
False : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Meaningless : 3 of Sweets - Imbalance of Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : Apostle of Sweets - Someone who embodies Taste, Water, Pleasure
Avoid : Greyface - One on the all-order trip
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/143/514/217/875/317/original/648000199a25dbf7.jpg

2026-02-26 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 57th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Onomatopoeia of Prickles - A moment of thud
False : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
Meaningless : Season of Booms - Discord - Eristic Illusion.
Seek : Apostle of Booms - Someone who embodies Hearing, Air, Action
Avoid : 4 of Sweets - Excess Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/137/851/921/949/690/original/8daf68c9f396163d.jpg

2026-02-26 07:14:50 GMT

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@nprofile…6ngt because I'm a very short shell script

2026-02-25 20:05:13 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 56th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…6ngt
@nprofile…x7v2
@nprofile…muv3
@nprofile…p9p3
@nprofile…vfk3
@nprofile…w9n4
@nprofile…dscg
@nprofile…qpfj
@nprofile…2cpk
@nprofile…jt48

2026-02-25 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 56th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
False : The Believer - One who accepts ideas
Meaningless : Net of Synchronicity - There's a cosmic force behind coincidences
Seek : 4 of Booms - Excess Hearing, Air, Action
Avoid : The Skeptic - One who rejects ideas
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/132/189/599/775/997/original/7050c8e0929680b6.jpg

2026-02-24 16:23:09 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 55th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
False : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
Meaningless : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
Seek : Cow of Pungents - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : Onamatopoeia of Oranges - A moment of wow
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/126/527/411/990/459/original/56b0c302b75da6dd.jpg

2026-02-23 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 54th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
False : Onomatopoeia of Booms - A moment of whoosh
Meaningless : Discordian Deck - This desk, or self referentialism
Seek : Season of Oranges - The Aftermath - Playing with Illusions
Avoid : Cow of Booms - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Hearing, Air, Action
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
https://cdn.periwinkle.nl/Mastodon-System/media_attachments/files/116/120/864/970/236/440/original/973ca8ff9c8fc7e1.jpg

2026-02-22 16:23:09 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 53rd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Pungents - Someone who embodies Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Meaningless : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Seek : Day of Sweets - Sweetmorn - The happy beginning of something.
Avoid : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-21 16:23:11 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 52nd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
False : The Great Pyramid - Aneristic Creation
Meaningless : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Seek : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
Avoid : Zip of Pungents - A lack of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-20 20:05:16 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 51st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…skku
@nprofile…ljtf
@nprofile…3n36
@nprofile…h0m8
@nprofile…re8k
@nprofile…nnax
@nprofile…9nhk
@nprofile…32tj
@nprofile…69u5
@nprofile…r6sq

2026-02-20 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 51st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Conspiracy - There's a plot behind coincidences
Seek : The Trout - Silliness, laughter, surrealism
Avoid : The Pentagon - Aneristic Forces
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-19 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 50th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Celebrate Chaoflux
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Tower of Babel - Eristic Destruction
False : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Seek : The Illuminate - One looking for knowledge or at the beginning of journey
Avoid : 4 of Prickles - Excess Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-12 17:44:44 GMT

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@nprofile…medr you just missed a good Cow day... https://discordian.social/@fuckupsolutions/116047255160450021

2026-02-12 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 43rd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Sacred Cow - A Sacred Cow
False : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Net of Synchronicity - There's a cosmic force behind coincidences
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Sweets - A moment of MMMMMM
Avoid : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-11 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 42nd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : 3 of Oranges - Imbalance of Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : Day of Pungents - Pungenday - The noon meditation or the central point of a task or project.
Meaningless : 1 of Prickles - A good amount of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Day of Oranges - Setting Orange - The end of the day and the cast party after a project.
Avoid : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-10 20:05:15 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 41st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…ftrk
@nprofile…8jwk
@nprofile…9hzr
@nprofile…r6sq
@nprofile…sxl8
@nprofile…zpzj
@nprofile…rc0f
@nprofile…c4f4
@nprofile…y26d
@nprofile…arsx

2026-02-10 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 41st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Cow of Pungents - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Smell, Aether, Intensity
False : Cow of Booms - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : The Sacred Chao - The Sacred Chao
Avoid : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-09 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Setting Orange, the 40th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Cow of Sweets - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : The Golden Apple - Eristic forces
Meaningless : 2 of Prickles - Shared Touch, Earth, Conformity
Seek : Onamatopoeia of Oranges - A moment of wow
Avoid : 3 of Prickles - Imbalance of Touch, Earth, Conformity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-02-05 20:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 36th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…cz48
@nprofile…9g3v
@nprofile…vxes
@nprofile…7gye
@nprofile…9fga
@nprofile…pwcc
@nprofile…sgg6
@nprofile…tj5q
@nprofile…gpv6
@nprofile…d3nc

2026-02-02 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 33rd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
False : Zip of Prickles - A lack of Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Day of Pungents - Pungenday - The noon meditation or the central point of a task or project.
Seek : Onomatopoeia of Booms - A moment of whoosh
Avoid : 3 of Pungents - Imbalance of Smell, Aether, Intensity
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-01-31 20:05:16 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 31st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…m8hs
@nprofile…27hj
@nprofile…98ku
@nprofile…qtfk
@nprofile…5pdz
@nprofile…fp94
@nprofile…lkjg
@nprofile…9rth
@nprofile…vtmy
@nprofile…h0m8

2026-01-31 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 31st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Cow of Oranges - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
False : 2 of Booms - Shared Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : Cow of Pungents - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Smell, Aether, Intensity
Seek : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Avoid : Day of Prickles - Prickle-Prickle - A physical afternoon, a siesta, a non-thinking time.
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-01-26 20:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 26th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…9y7m
@nprofile…dah8
@nprofile…m8ug
@nprofile…4uju
@nprofile…c5yz
@nprofile…p28f
@nprofile…jj8a
@nprofile…jwkg
@nprofile…9qd4
@nprofile…pk9q

2026-01-26 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 26th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Discordian Society - Eristic group or groups
False : 1 of Booms - A good amount of Hearing, Air, Action
Meaningless : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
Seek : Joker - Wild card
Avoid : The Golden Apple - Eristic forces
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-01-23 16:23:06 GMT

Today is Pungenday, the 23rd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Illuminate - One looking for knowledge or at the beginning of journey
False : Cow of Prickles - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Touch, Earth, Conformity
Meaningless : Onomatopoeia of Prickles - A moment of thud
Seek : 1 of Pungents - A good amount of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : Season of Oranges - The Aftermath - Playing with Illusions
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-01-22 16:23:08 GMT

Today is Boomtime, the 22nd day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : The Big Bang - Eristic Creation
False : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : Season of Pungents - Confusion - Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions.
Seek : Apostle of Oranges - Someone who embodies Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Avoid : 2 of Sweets - Shared Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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2026-01-21 20:05:14 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 21st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Forget #FollowFriday, it's #SubscribeToTheseSpagsSweetmorn!
@nprofile…q85n
@nprofile…9pad
@nprofile…muv3
@nprofile…ljtf
@nprofile…cq2d
@nprofile…ys09
@nprofile…7t2m
@nprofile…zhdl
@nprofile…fgme
@nprofile…wjvf

2026-01-21 16:23:07 GMT

Today is Sweetmorn, the 21st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
Our Discordian #Tarot Reading:
True : Day of Booms - Boomtime - The hectic morning, or the starting work of something
False : Cow of Pungents - Someone in the midst of, but not affected by Smell, Aether, Intensity
Meaningless : 4 of Oranges - Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness
Seek : 4 of Pungents - Excess of Smell, Aether, Intensity
Avoid : Zip of Sweets - A lack of Taste, Water, Pleasure
get a private reading at http://dh.elsewhere.org/ddeck/
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