A journalist in NYC. Also a goat. He/him or they/them (no preference)
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Last Notes npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Oh he's got a USB battery for his sonic screwdriver npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let me list the important factors of this film. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Did anything that happened since the first convent scene matter? The cage freakout? The secret army base? The motel sex? Is there any reason we couldn't have just gone right to this part on the first go around? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "I wish I could tell you but I can't" was a satisfying answer for everyone involved apparently npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Also we're getting security exclusively from henchmen from the Adam West Batman tv series. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The proper term for a group of Chrisophers Lee is "an omen." As in "This convent appears to actually be a zoo for an omen of Chrisophers Lee." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He thought that Woolworth's line was so fucking funny. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Convent of Saint Catherine is the winner of "Worst Topiary - Los Angeles Archdiocese" three years running. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I kinda like this movie's restrained style and that it's showing, not telling. But nothing has happened since Christopher Lee killed a restaurant before the credits. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Say volcano three times and he appear npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I went to the wikipedia page to see if it had info on where that tracking shot through the NASA construction bay was filmed. It didn't, and I accidentally saw a pretty ridiculous spoiler for how the film ends. All I'm gonna say is brace yourselves. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That was actually a pretty cool shot, but it owes a lot to the fact that for some reason NASA let them film in one of their buildings. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol They must have gotten really bad audio from that party npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Don't talk to me or my Large Earth Disruption ever again npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Okay, no, I'm putting my foot down here. I know Star Trek noises when I hear them and there are definitely some Star Trek noises in this mix. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol You skipped the food part for more computer touching????? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The floor-to-ceiling bannisters are useful in case someone tries to drive a moped through your living room. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Guy hasn't said a word to his wife since the Eisenhower administration npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It looks like he cut off half of his face while shaving and then covered it up with toilet paper npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "You would die, but not me. I'm wearing a shirt." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I don't know if it's the pointless asides or the wooden acting or the sudden railroading of conversations by unseen wildlife, but this is reminding me a lot of Birdemic. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol That's a totally normal reaction to hearing a theremin. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I went through an entire bushel of broccoli making this map npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I presume there's going to be a moment when the movie being called In the Year 2889 will make total sense npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This movie is on track to add a new character every 2 and a half minutes npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Whenever I'm feeling depressed I stare longingly at my portrait of Anne Haney npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Those curtains are made out of a special space-age radiation-blocking material called linen npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let's go inside for some light piano mourning and shoulder touching npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol New York, Paris, Moscow ... I'm sure there are other locations probably npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Wrench-ins? Are they making this pronunciation of roentgen up or did Chernobyl lie to me? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Well already it looks and sounds like garbage, so great start npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol In case you don't have the subtitles on, this is God talking. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He shot the ceiling and then the door could be opened. There's a reason for everything. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I think the movie is overstating the maneuverability of motorcycles in a municipal building. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol One #nipplewatch #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Why would the war be back on if they're not in there? Why would getting their location incorrect change anything? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Casting agent 1: Great news everyone, we signed Malcolm McDowell for the villain role. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol What a tragic waste of Malcolm McDowell. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol As a director who mostly worked with scripts he did not write during his long career, I think it interesting that almost half of the films where he did come up with the story began with "Class of" and involve killer high school teachers. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "Get those Blackhearts! Don't look out the window though!" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol My homework's on the freight train. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Evil drives a Ford Taurus npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Let's add to that list the existence of a "faculty address book." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This movie really asks you to suspend your disbelief with wild concepts like an outdoor high school cafeteria in Seattle. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I was wrong about the Tim and Eric thing. He looks like him, but sadly he died years before Tim and Eric was a thing. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol oh lol, Stacy Keach is evil eyes mullet man. I don't know how I didn't make the connection sooner. Oh wait now I know why. Because I think of him as the dad from Titus and in this he has evil eyes and a mullet. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol There's a guy with literal evil eyes, and my brain is still rejecting the idea that Malcolm McDowell might not be the ultimate antagonist in this film. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol ... I'll need to check imdb, but I think this history teacher went on to become one of the regular Weird Old Men who always show up in Tim and Eric sketches. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol When I took this job monitoring the software of cyborg super-teachers designed to beat up children, I didn't think I was getting involved in anything wrong! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Malcolm McDowell is gonna pickle jar this kid's head. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I'll say one good thing about the movie, the protagonist's outfit looks cool as hell. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I think even in the free fire zone, this is gonna get you some public comments at the next school board meeting. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I can't get over the cyborg internal UI making dot matrix printer noises. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Discipline restored with some light shoving and footplay. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It feels like someone watched the school scenes from Akira and was like "I can recreate that with $25" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I'm gonna hold off on looking up more info on this movie until it's over. I can see where it's referencing the youth crime discourse of when it came out, I'm just struggling to figure out what side the filmmakers were on. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He hates car roofs! npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol *brandishes a bag full of ballpoint pen caps* Wanna get high? npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Is that Malcolm McDowell? No matter what era of his career you see him in, he always looks 65. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "You see, if you say their names, they say 'One Million Megabytes' and stretch the skin off their skull. We're proud of that feature." npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol NOW THAT'S A MULLET npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Boston of course doesn't make the list of major cities due to the Chowder Wars of '95 #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Now I was in the class of 2002, but my sister was in the class of 1999. They had a chant they'd do. "We are awesome! We are fine! We are the class of '99" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Taking a Golden Idol break to #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol As someone who writes headlines for a living it's good to see a pro at the top of their game. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It would've been cool if Odo could split into multiple smaller versions of himself. I'd love to get scenes of what this would look like with 90s fx tech. Multiple composited rene auberjonoises acting on his knees. Woulda been great. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol It's just every goddamn day, someone in my personal or professional life is like "just use AI for it" and I don't. fucking. want. to. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "this phone is too thick!" - have never said once npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I did look up "Eat My Shorts" on the Simpsons wiki earlier to see when it first appeared in the show and the wiki does cite this movie and The Breakfast Club as the two places the phrase appeared in media pre-Simpsons. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol To the sea! Where man has long thrived without the aid of any kind of machine! #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "This is for my dad you loudmouth son of a bitch" is the same thing I said to the clerk at the pool supply store who razzed me for buying a giant inflatable watermelon pool toy. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The small cars are now being punished for their loyalty to the humans. May they die with the past they cherished so greedily. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Butts! #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol There's just as much evidence for this "broom" theory as "there are a bunch of wizards on the comet trying to settle a bet as to what would happen if all trucks became alive. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I've been a bit flabbergasted since Emilio Estevez started going along with the "fuel up the death machines" plan without a second thought. Where the heck is this going? #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I've been asking the whole movie why the big rigs haven't just been ramming the building. I never had an answer besides it was too early in the movie for the film's main set-piece to be wrecked. And here we are. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The small cars have rejected the comet's overtures and sided with humanity. They hear the waitress's clarion call of "we made you" and they know it as Gospel. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This is the most Stephen King-esque thing so far. A child being threatened with death by a half-dead man in a ditch. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Don't go down there! It's filled with dozens of EPA Superfund toxicity sensors and they've developed a taste for human blood. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol They're gonna race out there to help the bible salesman and it's just gonna be a Speak'n'Spell that fell off the toy truck luring them out into the Autonomous Republic of Trucksylvania #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I had a history professor in college who ended every class by saying "Tits up America" #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol What is it about aggressive foot action on film that's just so distasteful? #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol What does Boss Hogg think is going on here exactly #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Really grateful they included all the [flatulence] in the subtitles. I couldn't hear it over my air conditioner. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I gotta hand it to Yeardley Smith for being the only one not reacting to all of this like it's a minor inconvenience. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol lmao, it was already exploding as it crested the hill #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol "Convoy" starts playing in a minor key #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Emilio, you need to start selecting sanctuary recipients based on quality, not quantity. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Vulture.com presents an oral history of the subtitlers' decision to write "fatfuck" as one word. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Gotta give props, that's a picture-perfect bike lawn flop. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol This child's reaction to his neighborhood getting Purged is akin to mine when I thought I had bread for sandwiches and turns out I didn't. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Really was expecting one of those sprinklers to punch a one-inch diameter hole through this kid's midsection. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol He looks so haunted, but then again he did grow up with Charlie Sheen. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol An "Eat my shorts" an entire year before The Simpsons first appeared on The Tracy Ullman Show #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Damn. Okay, this is the kinda movie that'll pancake a child in the first 15 minutes. #monsterdon npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol The existence of "sort high to low" in stores is very funny to me. I imagine some Monopoly Man-looking motherfucker being like "Your most bullshit prices, s'il vous plaît" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Remember this morning when I was like "Oh what a nice break from how busy it's been." This is what in literature is called "foreshadowing" npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol Why does it have to cost money to do fucking anything npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol I really should watch more Strange New Worlds, but I'm so sick of the TOS aesthetic. It feels so silly in 2025 to be taking style cues from bargain bin 1960s TV. npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl Srol My family follows the White Elephant tradition of gifting items you're trying to get rid of. My current pull is a stuffed espresso martini gijinka.
