JohnChimpo

https://nicecrew.digital/users/JohnChimpo

NC4Life

Meat: Smoker

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Last Notes

2026-02-09 02:41:09 GMT

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2026-01-09 18:19:45 GMT

Body cam footage released
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2025-12-30 06:01:16 GMT

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2025-11-16 04:15:05 GMT

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LFG
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2025-10-19 05:15:14 GMT

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2025-09-20 21:39:13 GMT

who buys a chevy avalanche?

2025-09-13 17:23:44 GMT

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It’s true
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2025-09-03 04:50:09 GMT

Pretty sure @jb is never gonna bring me and @TheRealHonksawDuggan golfing ever again
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2025-08-30 05:04:41 GMT

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drinking a banquet rn ( rn ) cheers brother

2025-08-16 18:30:23 GMT

I keep telling @KidKnievel hes gonna get permabanned from FB for these ai vids
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2025-08-13 02:42:18 GMT

I applied to ICE today and for my resume I just gave them the url to my Fedi profile

2025-08-12 04:11:55 GMT

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2025-08-10 19:31:09 GMT

Not sure if anyone remembers @tyler you tube channel but it was 🔥 🔥 🔥
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2025-08-07 05:04:01 GMT

Last time there was a bouncy castle @TheRealHonksawDuggan and I won a tag team title and a permanent ban from his cousin’s future events.
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2025-08-02 17:38:57 GMT

I brought @TheRealHonksawDuggan to the gym with me ONE time.
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2025-07-30 21:22:58 GMT

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2025-07-28 21:18:07 GMT

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I just realized she was holding up her tits
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2025-07-26 01:35:32 GMT

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2025-07-23 01:20:21 GMT

I told @KidKnievel he was getting too old for this shit
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2025-07-15 05:22:09 GMT

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I saw one theory that Nissan pivoted to making more profit on the finance part of the game and when you realize most nogs have shut credit that means the loan APR is above 20%

2025-07-14 05:39:54 GMT

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2025-07-14 05:39:36 GMT

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Dead ass

2025-07-12 19:14:59 GMT

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2025-06-29 21:40:26 GMT

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2025-06-29 00:36:04 GMT

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2025-06-26 03:18:23 GMT

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2025-06-26 02:45:05 GMT

Official fit of all summers
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2025-06-17 05:55:26 GMT

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2025-06-17 00:43:03 GMT

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2025-06-11 16:49:48 GMT

This guy smoakes
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2025-06-01 14:25:13 GMT

Happy Dinosaur Month
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2025-05-27 01:28:49 GMT

These young kids ain’t gonna make it. I went to a college graduation party this weekend and there was seltzer, wine, and hard kumbucha. No, I repeat, no beer. Good times make weak men.

2025-05-17 21:18:25 GMT

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Holy shit is that true?

2025-04-05 14:54:01 GMT

12 hours later
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2025-04-05 06:41:00 GMT

Checking in on my boston bubble buttz
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2025-03-30 04:07:32 GMT

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This is so funny it has to be fake

2025-03-30 03:35:02 GMT

another satisfied customer from Chimpo’s garage ( filmed by @KidKnievel )
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2025-03-18 05:37:20 GMT

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2025-03-18 05:34:00 GMT

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Going in the prompt

2025-03-18 03:27:49 GMT

Got it
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2025-03-18 03:15:48 GMT

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2025-03-18 03:10:44 GMT

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Look at this bullshit
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2025-03-17 19:11:59 GMT

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How’s your butthole?

2025-03-16 18:38:09 GMT

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2025-03-16 03:09:45 GMT

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run thru #nicecreai
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2025-03-13 17:57:15 GMT

War time Swift for our fallen brother n3f @matty #nicecrewai
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2025-03-09 23:32:05 GMT

Shia Lebeof motivational clips but its @npub1ukl…wvw6 just telling you he’s gonna fuck your mom

2025-03-09 02:52:29 GMT

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Damn what a stud. My record is 740 in a day o7

2025-03-09 01:32:38 GMT

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2025-03-08 02:32:28 GMT

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Please sir make it so
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2025-02-17 04:20:50 GMT

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2025-02-01 16:27:32 GMT

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2025-01-17 03:34:07 GMT

When I sheathed my blade you sharted in front of the maid
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2025-01-15 02:50:24 GMT

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2025-01-09 14:04:41 GMT

Last time I went bowling I almost rolled a turkey (I blame the chicken wings)
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2025-01-04 04:02:14 GMT

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2025-01-01 16:05:08 GMT

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2024-12-29 20:27:00 GMT

True story, yesterday I was driving around an old neighborhood I used to live in and one house had a truck stop boomer t shirtish sign with an eagle “in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross”
Then at the front door they had a “ I stand with israel” sign above an American flag.
I hate normies so much.

2024-12-25 08:00:41 GMT

my nice crew Santa tracker says you all are on the nice list and he’s about to touch down shortly. (except for Jeff cliff and every massive mastodon faggot lmao). Merry Christmas Feditown 🎄

2024-12-17 15:21:51 GMT

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2024-12-17 14:21:39 GMT

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2024-12-17 07:18:53 GMT

just found this new toilet paper that turns red when you’re done wiping

2024-12-09 19:57:42 GMT

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NGL I thought this was nigbot

2024-12-08 18:01:51 GMT

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2024-12-05 06:17:53 GMT

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2024-12-02 03:14:11 GMT

This is essentially what big pharma and big food do to big americans.
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2024-11-28 00:32:18 GMT

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oh yeah baby bee
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2024-11-24 18:19:35 GMT

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2024-11-12 02:58:28 GMT

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That watermark looks like a needle though

2024-10-27 16:08:59 GMT

Breweries are bars for people who can’t fight.

2024-09-08 23:59:33 GMT

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2024-09-01 20:18:49 GMT

Ok, I’m on view number 27 and still can not explain what a Turnaround is.
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2024-08-30 05:42:23 GMT

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I don’t know who I feel worse for, the bed or the hooker.

2024-08-23 15:20:48 GMT

And @EarlofAlbemarle gives me a hard time for eating mint chocolate chip ice cream
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2024-08-21 03:10:37 GMT

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Here’s one of the first ones back when Kitler was Waylon Johnston or something like that lol
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2024-08-17 22:23:56 GMT

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Shouldn’t the barrel be pointed at @matty ’s wenis?

2024-08-13 17:57:05 GMT

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2024-06-23 03:42:46 GMT

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not sure about Hawaii but I think in some states (look it up I am retarded) if you pay the delinquent tax bill you have a lien. let’s get you that apartment dooood

2024-06-23 03:41:36 GMT

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Fug, do you know the owner and maybe work a deal out? I wonder if you could get a mortgage for the balance they owe and have them transfer title.

2024-06-23 03:36:47 GMT

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how is Waikiki?

2024-06-23 03:36:37 GMT

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Broken Lizard unintended blowback lol.

2024-06-23 03:33:13 GMT

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Liter of cola till I die (j/k haven’t drank a soda forever lol)

2024-06-23 03:23:41 GMT

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we were chasing a serial ice blocker for decades so we made ice blocks illegal

2024-06-23 02:24:26 GMT

Ok, true story time. Teenage Chimpo and some friends were ice blocking on a golf course in a country club. Someone called the cops and everyone but me was hiding behind a tree. I was in the middle of the fairway.
I laid prone on the ground for thirty seconds with the cops flashlight on me before I got up with my hands raised and said “you got me”.
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2024-06-18 06:24:27 GMT

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is this like the one I played on a graphing calculator?
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2024-06-12 04:05:47 GMT

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Stop, in the name of the slaw!