Old as dirt and mad as hell...
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Last Notes npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Good morning, Hope! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I wasn't completely convinced he got the "real" vaccine...maybe he did. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Hi, Matty...the Purple Dick Counter 3000 is out for service; seems you broke it yesterday. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I'll skip the cane and go straight to the rocket fueled wheelchair, with the heated back rest and lumbar massage. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Crawl, walk, using a cane? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Spazzing out again, eh? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Looks at watch...tapping foot. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy The writing on the bathroom wall in the ladies lockerroom. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy That's what I was told. Now go to bed!! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy You'd prefer I pick on his driver? (and his short game sucks, but we love him anyway) npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Ah...not 80 people. Maybe 10...and you said it anyway, ya wombat. Good night, Matty. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Good night...don't forget to snuggle with your putter. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Yes, there is...but why start now? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Ooh...I'm so excited! I love 'splody stuff! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Do I have time to pop some corn first, or are you just going to tannerite your peen right now? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I don't think you do? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Get on with it...I've got a bottle of wine breathing, and I don't want it to George Floyd on me. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy My deepest sympathies. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Any guy can make it look like a disappointment... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Yeah, but you can't make your penis look like a sailboat in the Kama Sutra. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Ever heard of Puppetry of the Penis - the Ancient Art of Genital Origami? Your talents might be better of used there. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Yes, you did, and you flourished...like a corpse flower that only blooms once a year. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Late bloomer, eh? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Between the abuse of your benis and balls, did your Mother have to put mittens on you as a child? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy To take your mind off the benis burger!! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Agree, but you won't be thinking about your calcified benis burger; you'll be thinking about how awful it tastes with the Sriracha and pickle. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Add some Sriracha and a slice of pickle. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Good morning, sweetpea...carry on. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Well...how much time do ya have? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy In general or specifically? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I just shrieked laughing!! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy What are they eating? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Thank you, Jill 💐 npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Hope you have a bear-y good day... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I needed a laugh today...hopefully you'll laugh too... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I add a 1.5 teaspoon of dried mustard to mine. It tastes better the next day, if there's any leftover. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy All I wanted for Mother's Day was a nice photo of the family...💗 npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Love these, especially the skull. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I love coming here, doing a quick scroll to see how things are...first 3 minutes, I see crafts, people feeling stabby, the latest encrypted platform to cave, brekkie talk...yep, all's well in the world. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Her face is fine; it's her hair. Get her a decent haircut (and condition the hell out of it) and she'll look lovely. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy It was a rabbi. A female rabbi. Need I say more? npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Sounds like it...thankfully, I got my candles last week. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Thank you...he's not in good shape; basically bedridden. One makes adjustments for what is handed to you. I appreciate the prayers. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy It happens when I walk through the door...they know I will take notes, if necessary. It's not so much "fear," but making them nervous. That's a good thing... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Check your spelling...😂 npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I am a little "Moody" but will snap out of it. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Morning, all...remember to smile this Sunday. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Happy Sunday to you, Hope! npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Daft, but eager to please. Sweet little tard doggos. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy State run nursing homes are the worst. Hubs is in a private facility, which is costly, but much safer. That said, I trust no one. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Thank you. I will not let anyone harm him, as that would be a huge mistake on their part. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Ngl, I'd buy this for my cat. Every day would be a new Jackson Pollock painting. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Good night, Hope...sweet dreams. npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Enjoy this interactive kitten... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy Good night... npub1a2kcn9rkzlp8hqsthffymaaa7r990ge090uluvlmjhnw88fm9rwqwmp36k Moddy I came across this video last night regarding taxes...is this accurate, or a distorted take?
