Lauren Witzke

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Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer Noahs Ark Scans (npub1p0x…6y73) & [@diedsuddenly_](https://bird.makeup/users/diedsuddenly_ )| I help find funding for Christians: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡 [email protected]
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2026-08-31 18:28:56 GMT

If you want to visit the nostalgia of pre-mass-migration America, just watch an old film.
America will never see such glory days again.
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2026-08-27 20:29:04 GMT

A woman tried to stop a man from capturing a gator that attacked someone because “it’s a gentle angel.”
This is the same suicidal empathy they use for the violent savages coming here from the Third World and our law un-abiding astronaut class.
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2026-08-27 03:46:36 GMT

Americans have a right to know why they aren’t getting the mass deportations they voted for.
Thank you, Cheif @npub1nwx…q9lw , for telling the truth about it all…
People need to understand that this took guts. Especially when you were given a choice to stay silent (and safe) or to speak out.
This is really happening under a Trump Administration.
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2026-08-16 09:49:36 GMT

You’re kids are being s*xually abused while you’re at work, and your taxes are paying for it.
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2026-08-16 09:24:00 GMT

Demonic parents put dress on little boy and bring him to drag queen story hour
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2026-08-16 03:42:00 GMT

Breastfeeding influencer gets her Instagram raided by millions of perverted pajeets and it’s kind of funny until you realize that they’re all from profiles based in the U.S. 😭
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2026-08-16 01:38:00 GMT

These EBT royal rumbles are bankrupting CVS.
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2026-08-15 23:21:25 GMT

Need more of these to keep the DEI coalition out of our communities and nation.
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2026-08-06 01:57:29 GMT

This is a female public school teacher.
Tell me why all the freaks flock to professions that require them to be around children?
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2026-08-06 00:22:44 GMT

I'm glad to see that the White kid stood up for himself, because the public school system surely won't.
The teacher's response tells you everything you need to know, when he should have been warning this future Karmelo.
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2026-07-14 16:16:14 GMT

We can wage one of the most unpopular wars in history on behalf of the Jewish state, but we can't enforce basic immigration law that the people demand, and that actually has a democratic mandate, all because some fat tortas with their anchor babies are crying on TV.
As I said before, it's no shocker that Kristi Noem, even with the cross-dressing husband and all, has bigger balls to do what's necessary than some wannabe tough guy like Markwayne Mullin with his Brokeback Mountain-style tough ten-gallon hat attitude.
https://bird.makeup/users/billmelugin_/statuses/2077041344803914083
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2026-07-13 20:06:28 GMT

Out with the old Judeo-MAGA- controlled Graham
In with the new Judeo-MAGA-controlled Graham
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2026-07-09 19:44:27 GMT

The most disturbing part about all of this is that we have to wait until an illegal abducts and traffics an American toddler before @npub1hdz…vrq0 and @npub1rv6…ft87 will have him arrested and deported.
All because they are afraid of a little bad PR.
Weak and shameful.
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2026-06-30 16:26:25 GMT

Women should never have been granted the right to vote, to hold public office, or to wield judicial power as Supreme Court justices.
The record of the past century suggests that women, on balance, have struggled to exercise such authority with the necessary detachment.
They vote their emotions, every single time. Not logic.
In 100 years, women rose from exclusion to positions of immense influence…only to channel much of that power toward policies and rulings that have accelerated the erosion of America’s constitutional order and national cohesion.
Justice Amy Coney Barrett’s approach to the birthright citizenship was obvious: she entered the discussion visibly inclined to locate a loophole, guided more by the empathetic impulse of having two Haitian children.
Granting this degree of power to women has been a costly experiment, one whose results now speak for themselves.
RIP UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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2026-06-30 14:57:28 GMT

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This is truly a nation-destroying decision.
Now every knocked up third world low rent will save just enough money to travel to America, pop out a kid, lay anchor, and live the rest of their lives off of our welfare system.

2026-06-30 14:50:00 GMT

Amy Coney Barrett's and John Roberts' 250th gift to America is making sure the country doesn’t survive another 250 years.
Thank you so much for your suicidal empathy and institutionalist cowardice, you self-righteous POS.
Hope it was worth it, Roberts, so you could keep your precious "legitimacy of the Court" while Barrett ensures her adopted Haitian kids could feel more at home, while you both help finish burning everything else down.
Magic dirt my ass.
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2026-06-27 22:34:02 GMT

Why are Tennessee taxpayers footing the bill for mandatory diversity tours that send officers in training to Drag Queen venues?
And why is this LGBT+ liaison DEI hire still on the payroll?
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2026-06-12 18:02:00 GMT

Based???
“People like me built this country. Looks what’s happening in Minnesota with the ingrates… Somalia.”
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2026-06-12 16:57:16 GMT

Wells Fargo shut down my bank accounts when I was 17 hours away from home with no other way to pay for anything. I was stranded. They sent my entire bank account and savings to loss prevention in 2021, mailing me a check a month later.
Even today, Wells Fargo refuses to cash checks I bring in from their clients (they told me they don’t keep cash at the bank—seriously). When I tried to open a business account, they kept letting the application “expire” to indirectly refuse doing business with me, despite me signing everything and submitting all applications on time.
I am very happy to see that there is finally an investigation into Wells Fargo and the corruption going on within these big banks. No American should have to suffer financial blacklisting. Give them hell, Judge Jeanine!
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2026-06-12 16:02:00 GMT

A Black woman harasses a bunch of police officers responding to a "teen" takeover because their presence is "harassing" the other Black Section 8 tenants nearby.
Glad at least one fatigued Chicago officer clapped back at the ghetto street lizard.
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2026-06-12 13:45:35 GMT

An agitated member of the Karmelo community harasses a White man for the mere crime of filling up at the gas station.
Any and every excuse to make mountains out of mole hills and they wonder why certain stereotypes exist.
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2026-06-12 06:16:46 GMT

The city of Dallas itself is 42% hispanic, 29% black, and only 29% white according to 2010 census
In 1971 the city was about 70% white non hispanic as was the entire state of Texas
About 1/4 of the population of Dallas is foreign born and 78% of that comes from Latin America
When (not if) republicans lose Texas, they will never win another election again.
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2026-06-10 00:45:00 GMT

Indian businesses are always scamming, ESPECIALLY gas stations.
Whether it's card skimming, watering down the gas, or now, putting a screw on the pump’s nosel cradle to save a few dollars, it's always some kind of scam, and as usual, THEY ALL ARE IN ON IT!
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2026-06-09 19:45:14 GMT

Karmelo Anthony, the anti-White demon, has been found GUILTY of murdering Austin Metcalf.
The only problem with this outcome is that he's ineligible to face the death penalty for his actions.
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2026-06-09 13:47:00 GMT

Lindsey Graham didn’t even support or vote for Trump. On J6, he cheered for Ashli Babbitt’s murder and said it should have happened to the rest of us (we should have been shot in the head).
He is a sick, demented closet homosexual with an affinity for underage black teenagers and because of this blackmail, he votes however he is told.
Today is the day we can finally vote him out with a viable candidate. His opponent, Mark Lynch, has raised over 5 Million dollars, and Paul Dans dropped out to support him. We have a REAL shot at this!!
South Carolina: vote Mark Lynch today! America is depending on you.
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2026-06-08 21:36:46 GMT

Get ready. They are grooming the American public for a Vance/ Rubio 2028 Presidential ticket.
You think THIS guy is going to deport 100 million illegal aliens and do what needs to be done to save our country from the mass invasion?
Think again.
https://bird.makeup/users/rawsalerts/statuses/2063964042968891504
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2026-06-08 03:55:29 GMT

Watching all these Americans cheering for Israel, as Netanyahu blatantly disrespected Trump’s orders, is absolutely insane.
Running damage control for another country over your own POTUS is the most blatant treachery I’ve ever seen.
They only support Trump for as long as he’s serving Israel’s interest.
Today, that becomes evident.

2026-06-08 03:47:55 GMT

Laura Loomer reveals where her loyalties truly lie as she undermines President Trump’s statement about being in charge and celebrates Netanyahu’s deliberate disobedience (and disrespect) to POTUS orders.
It’s time to revoke that Pentagon Press Pass.
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2026-06-08 03:00:42 GMT

This entire conflict has been eye-opening to many I hope. It’s obvious that we did not bomb Iran “for America” and that it was indeed a service done for Israel.. who, by the way, is in no way grateful or even appreciative of the U.S. soldier’s lives lost on their behalf.
To
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2026-06-08 02:46:34 GMT

They’re stealing it right out in the open. How much longer will we allow third-world election fraud to exist in America?
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2026-06-07 20:59:00 GMT

Malls used to be such lovely places. Beautiful stores, Hollisters you could smell 3 stores down, clean and orderly food courts, Kay Jewelers, etc..
Now they’re just an unbearable multicultural dump filled with rude people speaking 30 different languages and ebonics with store alarms going off and groups of rowdy “teens” going the wrong way against foot traffic with foreigners harassing you from the mall kiosk who pressure sell you junk in order to steal your debit card number.
If you want to see what a disaster diversity was for our country, look no further than your local mall. An absolute tragedy.

2026-06-02 23:34:44 GMT

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This will continue to grow as more and more Americans start noticing.

2026-06-02 17:20:51 GMT

This is 10,000 times worse than anything that happened to George Floyd.
This is state-sponsored anti-White terrorism, the end goal of DEI and decades of anti-White propaganda.
Henry Nowak, an 18-year-old White kid, had his life snuffed out by this feral towelhead. It matters to us because this is the end goal of our enemies. Young Henry is a microcosm for White people and our civilization, which has been pushed into second-class status in our own homelands by this foreign savage horde.
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2026-05-30 21:52:00 GMT

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What are we going to do without you, Massie? Ed Gallrein will never be this transparent and will force this crap through 😭 such a tragedy for our country.

2026-05-30 03:16:15 GMT

We all knew something was very wrong when both Laura Loomer and Netanyahu were calling for an end to U.S. Foreign aid to Israel.
What they were planning to do was (secretly) funnel that money through military infrastructure, binding both U.S. and Israel’s armies in unholy matrimony for decades to come.
They were counting on the fact that nobody in congress actually reads the massive bills they vote on, and they would have gotten away with it had it not been for citizen journalism.
An excellent breakdown of one of the most unpatriotic things in history that they just tried to do:
https://bird.makeup/users/tonyseruga/statuses/2060382179834921299
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2026-05-29 18:42:00 GMT

All my LA-based precious metals firms are voting for Spencer Pratt today because they’re sick of walking over poop on the sidewalk to get to work LOL is it really that bad over there?

2026-05-23 00:14:36 GMT

Ed Gallrein had to spend almost $700 per vote in Kentucky and had to run fake ai ads of Massie in bed with the Squad (that boomers believed) in order to defeat him.
They didn’t have to spend an obscene amount of money because Massie was unpopular.
The truth is, any seat in congress can be purchased, it’s just a matter of how much the interests are willing to spend.
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2026-05-22 17:45:14 GMT

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I’m pretty sure these are the same bot accounts that amplify Laura Loomer’s propaganda posts.
If you look at the people sharing her content, they are X accounts that strictly Repost, not a single original post or a piece of original content of their own, just reposts of Maga Inc. propaganda.

2026-05-22 13:47:34 GMT

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We won’t forgive trump for this!

2026-05-21 20:30:42 GMT

Alright I’m hopping on the Spencer Pratt train. I’m so impressed.
Imagine if Trump and his Jewish donors gave this man, who has a real plan to tackle addiction, $30 Million dollars to win his election instead of using it to replace Massie with a warm body?
If Pratt wins and saves LA, I could see him eventually running for Governor and saving the entire state of California.. but of course, that’s not in the interest of Trump’s Israeli dual citizen donors.
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2026-05-20 03:40:19 GMT

Ed Gallrein received 10,854 “mail in” ballots votes tonight.
Thomas Massie lost by 10,280 votes.
That’s not a coincidence.

2026-05-13 20:55:07 GMT

Georgia couple gets 15 years in prison after a confrontation occurred as they drove by a group of blacks at a birthday party during a “support the rebel flag” parade.
I guess they shouted some mean words at them after being confronted?
Everyone knows this would NEVER be the same sentence in the reverse.
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2026-05-13 19:30:52 GMT

Republicans must do everything they can to gerrymander these types of voters into one isolated district.
No mercy. No apologies.
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2026-05-13 15:42:00 GMT

“Our kids are becoming minorities in their own schools… More kids are hearing different languages spoken around them every day.”
You know what else? It costs about $1 trillion to give a K-8 education to all of the immigrant kids that are here.
Way cheaper to deport.
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2026-05-13 12:53:00 GMT

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I’m sorry.. isn’t that what DOGE was for? And you shut it down after some bad press. Forgive me for not believing that you’re serious about fraud THIS time?

2026-05-13 02:59:00 GMT

Meanwhile, illegal Indians wearing flip flops in a semi will decapitate a whole family and walk free. FREE JESSICA!

2026-05-06 16:16:57 GMT

Deporting 40 million illegal aliens would fix the housing cost problem in America overnight.
It would also save us about a trillion dollars in the cost of public education alone, not to mention welfare.
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2026-05-05 20:23:19 GMT

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The GOP spent millions pushing an unpopular Hindu Indian on Ohio voters because God forbid they choose a Christian White male.
They are obsessed with changing the image that they are the party of “White Christians” and as a result, they will hand countless elections over the Democrats.
Same crap they’re doing in Florida with the extremely unpopular By’rone Donalds.

2026-05-04 19:28:00 GMT

Is it really a bad thing that we're eliminating gerrymandered congressional districts catering to this?
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2026-05-04 18:07:21 GMT

The long-term societal consequences of wanting cheap guacamole:
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2026-05-04 17:32:15 GMT

Remember the zio influencers who cheered on a regime as they bombed churches, drone-struck ambulances, and slaughtered little Gazan infants and toddlers?
Yeah, they still haven’t gotten paid.
Imagine selling your soul to the Devil, only to find out that the Devil is a liar, and you actually gave it away for free.
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2026-05-04 04:17:26 GMT

Ben Shapiro gave TPUSA 1 Million dollars when he was trying to embed himself as Charlie Kirk’s replacement and secure his spot on his show and then fired half of his staff due to lack of funds just a few months later.
It’s always a sad day when people with families lose their
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2026-05-03 20:49:27 GMT

We will see them again in 6 months missing eyes and limbs and all but starved to death in a dark Israeli cell.
Who the hell arrests children? Israel. They treat the Palestinians as they see them: as subhuman dogs.
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2026-04-21 20:10:00 GMT

This is the end result and the real societal consequences of the H-2A Visa program.
Some farmers got to exploit these invaders’ parents for dirt-cheap labor, and in return, America is stuck housing, feeding, and subsidizing the bastard anchor baby they popped out while they're here.
All so that farmer could pocket a few extra pennies here and there on their produce.
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2026-04-20 15:25:12 GMT

The State of Israel has turned the Holy Land, where Jesus walked, was crucified, and was resurrected, into the Gay Pride capital of the world.
Reminder that they cancelled Easter due to “security concerns,” but the LGBTQ Pride parade continues two weeks later without a hitch.
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2026-03-26 13:44:12 GMT

So glad our CBP and ICE agents have been demoted to now checking how much shampoo you have on your carry-on while transgender invaders continue to rape and murder Americans.
All that political capital to get rid of subhuman vermin like this, wasted to fight a war for Ben Shapiro and his people.
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2026-03-24 16:13:54 GMT

Chicago mayor in 1960: “I’ve issued an order to shoot on sight”
Chicago mayor today: “We can’t arrest people anymore because it’s racist.”
https://bird.makeup/users/greg_price11/statuses/1981490085120946243
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2026-03-24 15:50:20 GMT

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You don’t hear this name often but this is the face of the man betraying American sovereignty.
U.S. Customs Commissioner, Rodney Scott, is bringing back all the failures from the Biden Admin who facilitated the invasion of over 20 MILLION illegal aliens from 2021-2024… AND THEN he’s going after the people who try to fix it.
This guy HATES mass deportations and goes after those who were pro mass deportations by weaponizing internal affairs against them (fake investigations, made-up violations, etc)
And Tom Homen enables his every action.
They are the REAL Traitors.
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2026-03-24 15:33:45 GMT

The fact that the Trump Administration and Tom Homen are forcing this patriot into retirement is an absolute tragedy for our country.
The same Biden officials who oversaw the largest invasion of mass migration in American history are running the show now.
Mass deportations
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