Grand High Arch Exalted UberPope of The First Church of Shatnerology, Protector of All Things Toupeed, and Defender of The Rind.
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Last Notes npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: PRAISE BOB! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Heading back to Texas this morning. Decided I'm going to read Ellison's two Dangerous Visions books before the third one appears in October. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l amazing what you can get for cheap nowadays. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l planning to watch it in the theater, because I assume it's filled with huge silly action sequences. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1adt…68jm oooooh I love that. I gotta be wary of mail order shirts, though. They're usually too short. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1adt…68jm there is no part of this frame that is not utterly brilliant. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1adt…68jm I was gonna bring beer, but there's a freakin Wal Mart nearby, so I'm just bringing my cooler. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1adt…68jm so what should I bring? npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: I found a Jack Chick comic while getting my oil changed today. Finding one of these in the wild is like finding a lucky penny. I only wish there were more of the anti-Catholic ones, because those are more fun. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/112/283/786/809/713/475/original/b99c1820c33bb324.jpg npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l times like this make you wish you could fart on command. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: If you had "Rev Big John's nephew will go to roller derby and adopt a puppy from a lesbian couple" on your 2024 prediction list, contact me. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Me: Even though OJ is dead, they can still make a sequel to "Capricorn One", because James Brolin was the only astronaut who survived, and he's still alive. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: While defacing and old SF magazine cover, I think I accidentally made a SlackFest poster. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug I'm on board. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc Sherman and Mr Peabody as Pullman's "Good Man Jesus" and "Scoundrel Christ". npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug I assume "My den, my rules" isn't in the cards. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Due to the recent political fundie publicity, I have recalculated the odds that the world will end today, and it's grown from 95% to 95.5%. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1s7y…u8ak the rich-people boats are parked under the porch-o-slack. Feel free to borrow one if you come here. I don't know how to run 'em, so bring a paddle. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Okay, my self-loathing reservoir is full. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc I assume the Meghan Trainor hit was "All about that bass". IT'S A PUN! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: THE PIPE IS GOOD! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Breaking News - Awful Social Network that was awful yesterday...is now awful today. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc damn straight, sparky. The difference between a Pretentious Hipster and a Lovable Lebowski is the difference between an ermine and a stoat. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc humans : a bridge collapsed because of WOKENESS. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1rar…q4yr oh I miss my dreamcast fishing controller. That game was pure #slack npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l oh yeah, I have relatives in Memphis. The second floor bathroom will never be on the tour. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: HAPPY FRIDAY, FATHEADS! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Happy 93rd birthday. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l I'd always vowed that if I ever got rich, I'd have a duplicate of Elvis's Jungle Room. Alas, I think I'll have to put it on my saucer. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l Ooooh, Elvis had a Jungle Room in Graceland. Does this one also have green carpet on the ceiling? npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: While living in middle-of-nowhere Texas has its downsides, it does occasionally embrace its hillbilliness. #Bulldada npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l ahh, there is is. I knew I blocked a couple of anime-porn and "shitposting" servers early on. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l hmm. I coulda sworn that, when setting up my account, there was a "servers to ignore" field that was pre-filled with gab.com. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1wnj…tntm got mine too! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: When my grandfather died a bunch of years ago, I inherited his canvas overnight bag. It's one of those ones that you got for buying traveler's checks. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug yeah, I've done both from-scratch and the "Mr Beer" route. I've made some good beer, but it's a lot of work. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug dang, that's a bigger batch than I've ever made. Mind you, booze is easy to get in the US. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: If you know what cult involves black people wearing purple T-shirts with a gold fringe, there's a bunch of them here. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: I am at SXSW. Anyone I should convert to the CotSG tonight? I assume Prince Harry has already left. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l I could put an end to that game in a hurry. https://www.amazon.com/TOAKS-FBA_SLV-01-Titanium-Spork/dp/B009AO19MK npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l TikTok isn't getting banned. The bill was passed with the intention that it'd be quietly shelved in the Senate. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Since I am of the whitetrash persuasion and must occasionally recharge my redneckitude, today's lunch is fried baloney on toast washed down with the cheapest beer. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Trying to talk myself into going to Indiana Slackfest in May. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Is there anything in the CotSG regarding prophetic animal colors, like Jewish Red Heifers or Mormon White Salamanders? npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug popcorn npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l Bowling balls are made of hard plastic. Geese are made of squishy meat. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1mjx…srm3 what's the movie playing behind the dobbs.town trailer? I must put this into my eyeballs immediately! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l assuming that Queens Gambit Girl isn't just a five-second cameo as adult Alia, there is gonna be a lot of Dune Messiah and Children of Dune in the next movie(s). npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Got all my little tanks assembled. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Today I dried shrooms and assembled Ogre tanks. Hobbies are fun. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: At the dumpiest karaoke bar in Nashville. They have a "no f-word" policy, so this is the first time I actually said "fogging" while singing Ape Man by The Kinks. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: I’m on the road running some errands. I am never unamused by the Bass Pro Pyramid in Memphis and I always need to take a picture of it. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1l0l…qwzm I read the Waite Group's "C Primer Plus" around 1984. I didn't even have a C compiler, but I knew BASIC wasn't how things were done in the real world. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Wife bought me membership in some kind of "mug club" at the local beer place. "Bob" and Zontar will be with me. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc /me subtracts 2024 from 1996. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Okay, I'm gonna make it official. The Myspace-era web has just shrunk a tiny bit more. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1zw0…uljm you can send me a paper one if you want, but I haven't sent you any money. I just printed the PDF. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc My religion teaches that "the" is blasphemous and should never be used in written communication. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1zw0…uljm uglydog couldn't wait. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1l0l…qwzm epistemology gives me gas. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: “Bob” left the cake out in the rain, and then he make a million dollars selling the rights to Pre-Moistened WetCake! — M!Kele!Mbembe Shatner, “Mantordic Rituals of the Rindlands” npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1l0l…qwzm Good idea. It's been a while since I read 700 pages to learn that A is A. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1l0l…qwzm I think Futurama said it best. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug this is some very pure looking water there. Congratulations! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1v9h…xmug cute npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1zw0…uljm @npub1fgm…3esl Every morning I thank "Bob" for my CKSLA! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Portrait of myself, in Overman form on my saucer, taking a pink pit-slave for a joyride. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Subgenius legend phrases it thusly. . . npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l you can follow communities from other instances. I'm on programming.dev. I'd like to use it for late-breaking tech news that I used to get from Twitter and Reddit. Alas, it doesn't seem to be gaining much traction. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: The world is probably going to end today. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc OH MY GOD IT LOOKS. . .exactly the same way as before. Still, I gotta panic. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1qag…9gyn I was gonna vote for Biden anyway, but I'm changing my reason to "Because Taylor Swift wants me to", just to annoy the local old people. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1zw0…uljm Best I can tell, millions of people believe that travel-mugs were invented about a month ago. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l @npub1vus…n5u2 I hope Tool TX is still on your shortlist. Look at all our great hot sauces! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1waj…c4zf for the record, I’d totally stay in one of those tent domes. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: The little-known Mckenzie sister, Shelly Mckenzie. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: At family gatherings, my older cousins always picked a secret location where they could #frop and avoid relatives lecturing them on how they were wasting their lives. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1waj…c4zf you'll have a Silent Night in the cold dead vacuum of space, ape! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Uglydog is enthused about his new reading material. I told him I paid an extra $20 for the color edition. Don't tell him. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1hlu…9rq8 mine is on the way... npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1zw0…uljm npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1x39…up9l I must be really old, because my first thought was "ugh, that thing must be hard to clean". npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc I prefer the Maurice Pillard Verneuil. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub18eq…wxef once AI figures out how many fingers people have, we're doomed. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: I think I got mergnomes in my walls. Which sucks. And the local Terminix won't return my calls since that time I demanded that they help me with my infestation of ninjas - - couldn't get through their thick skulls that NOT seeing ninjas is evidence that you have them! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Apart from the free beer and snacks, company receptions can be slack-voids. But not this one which was held at a private museum that had a cryptid section! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Hey everyone, I'm at The Alamo! npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc just sent to Shelly. I demanded that it make a cameo appearance in the afternoon PowerPoint. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Wife is running a workshop for a pipe conference in San Antonio. I am here to carry suitcases. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: @npub1j2y…ggdc @npub1mjx…srm3 @npub15yj…tznc yeah, I've heard of Nenslo. I was more wondering about the branding and story behind the "dollar". npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Must be Friday, as the newspaper has arrived. Time to get caught up on current events. npub1adk09uff0g8702rgh3eujhy2cw2qgcae3h7zl5q7kdqttax759lq8xhalf Rev. Big John :vepi: Just noticed that the Subgenius "Nenslo Dollar" that I bought on ebay has the same "Horizon Unlimited" logo as a piece of art from Revelation X.
