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2024-09-13 18:40:43

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Your cat probably got em. He saw that text where you ranked your pets and the spiders placed second.

2024-09-10 16:59:40

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You know what I've never seen? A video of Sausage EATING.
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2024-08-13 01:10:03

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Your sister texted me earlier. She said she's been trying to finish Mad Men but as soon as she turns on the TV you just keep shouting "DONGS! DONGS! DONGS!" until she relents.

2024-07-16 16:11:04

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I don't watch the boomer box. Spoilers: The GOP didn't grow a pair of testicles just because their boy got shot in the ear.

2024-06-19 15:46:17

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Oh, this is the part where she breaks out her Advanced Woman Math to show how eating pancakes and cinnabons for breakfast every day doesn't lead to fat.

2024-06-19 15:22:06

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Have you Yankees ever tried skipping a meal? The absolute state of y'all.

2024-06-18 18:27:24

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Her doc told me her diabeetus is developing diabeetus. I just worry about her.
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2024-06-18 15:45:52

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We've been conditioning our stomachs for the inevitable hardship when civilization crumbles. You're going to be in for a rude awakening when you can't get your daily gallon of corn syrup sweetheart. 🐘

2024-06-18 10:18:48

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I picked the AMERICAN foodery (odd that you wouldn't call it a restaurant) because that's where Shaniqua and DeMarcus practice their fighting moves.

2024-06-17 19:51:32

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Bitch if you want to fight this bad, just go down the waffle house.

2024-06-13 10:24:13

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God it looks so fucking good. 😋
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2024-06-12 20:03:54

Guys I didn't want to say anything, but I caught @npub1gk0…lqyu eating British food again when she thought nobody was looking. That's 4 times in the past week. 😞

2024-06-10 17:22:14

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Fug. You went full boomer.
You're not going to like it, but the only treatment is Netflix and Fortnite.
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