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2026-06-15 17:57:32 GMT

Not enough rich FAGs, who would have thought?
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2026-04-25 00:42:20 GMT

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@nprofile…7kh2 @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…kyl8
Did we nominate our own comic strip blogger, our homegrown fag?

2026-04-22 00:50:51 GMT

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@nprofile…h6nc
I have news for you.
The only difference between Jewish and Arabic fags is that the former are out of the closet.

2026-04-15 21:20:16 GMT

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/american-youtuber-jailed-6-months-south-korea-public-nuisance-charge-rcna331891
Why would he admit being Somali?

2026-04-15 04:05:06 GMT

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@nprofile…r4e5 @nprofile…l4kz
I would watch that movie.

2026-04-13 23:12:11 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
There is no doubt she is right, just would be better if both of them addressed each others' arguments point by point rather by verbal diarrhea and talking over each other.

2026-04-13 23:04:32 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
This would be more impressive if each of them talked 50% of the time, and didn't talk over each other, say using a timer like in chess matches.
It is unclear if winning here simply means she was less polite and interrupted more.

2026-04-08 01:22:44 GMT

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@nprofile…q8z5
I could swear I remember shit being a euphemism for weed.
But I cannot find an online reference to that for English speaking countries, just from France.
Perhaps I learned it in Norwegian?

2026-04-06 17:55:59 GMT

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…d58x
The heat in the engine compartment might not not good for battery longevity.
They last for many years, but I doubt there is a positive aspect to the extra heat.

2026-04-04 20:18:35 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj
That is a dastardly oligopoly abuse of the population.

2026-04-04 19:54:09 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj
How about your own specialty, lamb and mutton?
I love sheep meat!
Here the price floor is around $7 for deboned leg of lamb, and really fatty ribs around $4-5.
The rotisserie chicken at Costco is $5 for 3 pounds.

2026-04-04 19:45:17 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj
That's in the ballpark of good prices here in the US West Coast.
The best prices I see are $4 to 7 per pound.

2026-04-04 16:05:07 GMT

Inflation:
Last few weeks, there have been lots of Pork for less than a dollar per pound.
Yesterday, I bought 15 to 20 pounds of pork loin for 79 cents per pound, and for 2-3 weeks, boiled ham has been on sale for 75 cents per pound. Perhaps a side effect of the trade tension with the Chinese, lots of cheap pork gets periodically gets dumped on the domestic market when warehouses for frozen pork reach full capacity?
Also, Rib Roasts are currently selling for $7 per pound at Fred Myers.

2026-04-03 21:40:36 GMT

What has the world come to?
I needed a machine screw to replace one missing from my chicken treadle feeder.
Home depot had the nut mounted to confirm that the remaining bolt I brought with me was 1/4 28.
The employee, who sounded like ha had an Arabic accent asked me about 10 times if it was OK to use a 1/4 20. I explained that it screws onto my chicken feeder, and holds one end of the plate the chicken step on to open the hatch in the feeder.
I had to buy 10 from Amazon.
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2026-04-01 18:12:47 GMT

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@nprofile…ws7h
You overwintered the plants?

2026-03-28 13:54:39 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy
I see the taste the biscuit video.

2026-03-28 13:53:46 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy

2026-03-27 22:44:47 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj
Jill Biden got the same caliber SS as Trump at his Pennsylvania rally?

2026-03-26 13:31:49 GMT

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@nprofile…jw0c
Sorry, I didn't hear what you were saying.

2026-03-25 11:59:47 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…z3dq
The narrator talks of blondes, but most of the young ladies shown are brunettes or even Asian looking.

2026-03-23 16:11:26 GMT

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@nprofile…eanz
ITM

2026-03-22 15:48:58 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
You and Mark Wahlberg, separates at birth!
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2026-03-22 00:11:31 GMT

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@nprofile…l3qy @nprofile…zm7x
With me it fails or succeeds within a minute, while web page says "Processing".

2026-03-21 17:57:47 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…l3qy
I think the issue is often format, and not size.
If I remember right, the video upload limit was something like 25MB, then it increased to 50MB.
I experimented a bit, if 1080p HDR, upload worked, if 4K video I would get the error: 422, problem with thumb image.

2026-03-21 15:34:01 GMT

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@nprofile…l3qy
Seems to be some format limitations, I can never upload videos taken by my pixel phone, even if small.

2026-03-21 14:56:20 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
"Never let a crisis go to waste".

2026-03-21 14:39:01 GMT

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@nprofile…cp6s @nprofile…2hjm @nprofile…l3qy
Who are they?

2026-03-21 02:54:53 GMT

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@nprofile…fdp0 @nprofile…rfn7
Get a Hemingway daiquiri!

2026-03-20 21:24:26 GMT

TMI!
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2026-03-20 17:31:55 GMT

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@nprofile…xrfj
People here seem to get on the bandwagon with anything sexual. Almost like incels.
An interesting parallel is that Mr. Qualude and Ecstasy, Bill Cosby, had expressed many conservative views blaming black ghetto culture that idealizes rappers and athletes, but never scholars for the bad state of blacks in the job markets.
Isn't it interesting that after he said blacks are responsible for the outcomes of blacks, all these ladies came out of the woodwork claiming rape?

2026-03-19 21:04:32 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc
1990, "fresh off the boat" young Viking, the store brand Apple Tree milk in Texas was $1.99.
But I have bought a gallon of milk for $2.50 within the last two months.
Apple Tree in Texas was the Safeway stores sold off for some reason.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AppleTree_Markets

2026-03-19 21:01:18 GMT

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2026-03-18 22:59:23 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
That's nothing, you were shortchanged 16 tubs of icecream.
Obama was shortchanged 7 states, he had campaigned in 57 states, but he only got to govern a country with 50 states.
https://www.politifact.com/article/2011/nov/30/perry-recaps-obamas-57-states-remark/

2026-03-16 14:29:05 GMT

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@nprofile…yxhv
For Eric Swalwell!

2026-03-15 16:43:58 GMT

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@nprofile…fdp0
Count me not surprised.

2026-03-15 16:28:44 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
Tell her to come to your bed, and she can be your number 33.

2026-03-14 23:51:12 GMT

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@nprofile…7r0z
https://youtu.be/koPEnaz0Qm8?si=31UYnI8M6Gr9k3pj

2026-03-14 23:47:33 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…7r0z
I was watching in amazement, thinking those skiers wer Star Wars Stormtroopers or even worse, European socker players.
Also, when I stop in the middle of the slope, I always look uphill.

2026-03-11 02:28:25 GMT

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@nprofile…fdp0
One of these days I will show up in Connecticut.

2026-03-09 16:52:24 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz
By the way, subsidized petroleum products are the ultimate indicator of living in a shithole. Here is a list of countries that I know have subsidized gasoline earlier or still are:
Venezuela
Iran
Iraq
Turkmenistan
Russia
Libya
If the gasoline price is less than $0.50 per liter, it is likely that the price is subsidized by the government.
https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/

2026-03-09 13:03:50 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz
You just listed the 10 day price increase, not the price.

2026-03-09 12:57:42 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz
Or is it pence, and you live somewhere with subsidized fuel?

2026-03-09 12:56:08 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz
p=UK pound sterling?
If so, what the fuck?

2026-03-08 17:28:13 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…8zg6 @nprofile…jw3t
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2026-03-08 16:55:42 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…8zg6 @nprofile…jw3t
It's not the same without 80.08.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MxmlNWdLfNM?si=GxHSCwJlbBQf0G5M
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2026-03-06 18:17:08 GMT

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@nprofile…zfce
pretty good substack link from X.

2026-03-05 20:21:15 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
It's a scam!

2026-03-05 14:01:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
But I don't see any random numbers in those messages?

2026-03-04 23:21:50 GMT

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@nprofile…l3qy @nprofile…8f3a
You mean that strange vehicle with the starter motor hooked up to the gas pedal?

2026-03-04 17:44:20 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
?

2026-03-04 17:03:35 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
This is not new, they used 12 year old boys in the war against Iraq. If that's not a sign of hating your own people, I don't know what is.

2026-03-04 16:59:39 GMT

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@nprofile…8f3a @nprofile…l3qy
Yes, please explain.

2026-03-03 15:45:35 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj
How do you regrow your ass?

2026-03-03 14:57:00 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x Lake Michigan is not Superior!

2026-03-02 22:23:05 GMT

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@nprofile…99v0
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2026-03-02 03:03:41 GMT

Wes Clark 7: Better late than never!
20 years behind schedule!
https://information-warfare.com/the-memo-that-outlined-u-s-plans-to-overthrow-7-countries-in-5-years-4f9451a68f5e

2026-03-01 15:02:27 GMT

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@nprofile…7r0z
Need to add something like
T = int(10000*random,)
wait(T)
before the microwave power cycle.

2026-03-01 04:56:37 GMT

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@nprofile…j86h
4 1/2.
Never.

2026-03-01 03:45:09 GMT

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@nprofile…j86h
If you're old enough, you remember the Iran Iraq war.
A war of seven years, solely fought because both the illegitimate governments needed an external enemy to keep their populations from giving them the killing they needed and deserved.
It makes sense that USA destroys both those governments.

2026-02-28 15:16:42 GMT

"From that time, they were inseparable and thrived on the stardom that remaining in the Quarter after Katrina brought them. Addie frequently flashed her breasts at passing police vehicles, ensuring they regularly patrolled the area. This, in turn, increased police presence and improved traffic flow in the area."
https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/https://thartribune.com/addie-hall-and-zachary-bowen/
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2026-02-27 03:07:29 GMT

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@nprofile…fttt @nprofile…55ct
Here in Oregon too we suffer from a state liquor monopoly as well, with a pretty high price level set by the liquor commission.
My good friend brought back those bottles from a business trip to California.

2026-02-27 01:59:35 GMT

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@nprofile…55ct
Time to graduate!
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2026-02-24 15:22:38 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
You could make sure you're packing.
Ask to get in on today's version of fast and furious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

2026-02-23 00:03:55 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
The Mexicans are protesting the devastating Canadian loss today!
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2026-02-23 00:00:28 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
The Mexicans are protesting the devastating Canadian loss today!
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2026-02-22 19:20:58 GMT

@nprofile…zm7x
Hey, did you celebrate the victory with a brandy?

2026-02-22 16:32:18 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
Even Gretzky is a better American than those punks!

2026-02-21 19:41:39 GMT

What is the point here?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7iUNlKxnySg
Out of these 6 leaders, only Churchill deserves any admiration.
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2026-02-21 19:08:37 GMT

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@nprofile…gpnk
But the old pot-smoking Adam was sometimes a hyper sensitive bitch.

2026-02-21 05:13:31 GMT

So we are in the age of Aquarius according to Adam Curry.

2026-02-09 16:17:39 GMT

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…l4kz
This is the way.

2026-02-09 05:37:11 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…07t3
I proudly took advantage of a legal loophole in the green card lottery back in 1991, and if I could get away with it, I would bitch slap anybody who wants to say I and wetbacks are all "immigrants".
We are not the same.
I am a net tax payer, and not a drain in society.

2026-02-03 15:50:38 GMT

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@nprofile…9329
You should practice listening.
They divided between minors and non minors.
And pointed out the expected problems with prosecution until you can identify a specific victim and perpetrator and find a crime within the statute of limitations.
This is analysis, not claiming things were all ok!

2026-02-01 22:02:42 GMT

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@nprofile…eqfl that would be in Portuguese

2026-01-22 15:39:30 GMT

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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3172:_Fifteen_Years

2026-01-22 02:12:06 GMT

What's up with Adam Curry and the Eskimos?
He doesn't know the difference between sterilization and the temporary nature of an IUD?
And he is too slow to understand why the Danes put IUDs in 12 year old Eskimos?
Probably because 13 year old ones kept getting knocked up!

2026-01-22 02:07:56 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj
If Trump was serious, he would have used his political capital to pass legislation that makes the fine for hiring illegals $100K instead of the current $3K. Then they would have lost their jobs and self deported.

2026-01-21 13:34:17 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
Don't eat the yellow snow.

2026-01-21 02:23:03 GMT

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@nprofile…4p2j @nprofile…jejv @nprofile…r4e5
I recommend Mr Fogg navy rum. But a bottle, and open as a reward for when you reach your weight loss goals.

2026-01-19 20:43:35 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf
This one is pork shoulder roast drippings. The bottom stuff is a great broth, and the top is lard.
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2026-01-19 20:07:00 GMT

@nprofile…9qjf
I made broth from a Costco rotisserie chicken, as described in the video that you shared.
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2026-01-19 16:06:59 GMT

One fag pummeled another fag to death!
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/football-player-gay-death-tinder-b2091358.html
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2026-01-18 16:53:36 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…jw3t @nprofile…7qz2 @nprofile…8zg6 @nprofile…8cz9
Don't include me!

2026-01-17 17:02:02 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
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2026-01-17 14:51:52 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
Brutal but true.

2026-01-17 01:05:23 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
That teen was rode hard and put away wet!

2026-01-15 19:38:24 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz
The latter day Star trek is all they/them!

2026-01-15 16:53:26 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
Your policy of kindness is good.
Sorry for being "spicy".

2026-01-15 15:54:33 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
As someone in tune with the English, wouldn't you agree some people deserve to be called cunts?

2026-01-15 14:07:47 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7
The world will be a better place once the the Krauts stop being weak "Dumme Futzen".

2026-01-15 04:25:59 GMT

Little known fact:
The queen of hearts from Alice in wonderland is actually a trans woman.
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2026-01-14 19:24:47 GMT

Matches my opinion about UPS.
I was waiting for a passport a couple of years ago, and they put a yellow note on the door that falsely claimed we were not home.
But last time I ordered something, some liquor not for sale in my state, they did fine, but I missed my trip to my gym, because they never told me a delivery window, and the last two hours, the tracking info showed the location of the UPS truck in my neighborhood, where truck passed my house at least once without delivering.
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2026-01-14 01:08:05 GMT

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@nprofile…rkpm
Why is he being interviewed if he is dying?
Looks like he is dependent on supplemental oxygen.

2026-01-14 00:26:25 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
Aren't all nights good for beef stew?

2026-01-13 16:18:08 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj
I do like Toblerone chocolates, but it has way too much sugar for my current middle aged requirements.

2026-01-12 23:48:20 GMT

I heard that the driverless cars in China drive as well as the Chinese do.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/884/796/168/038/325/original/a38d49e8780e497c.mp4

2026-01-12 16:49:15 GMT

https://www.unilad.com/news/world-news/vladimir-likhonos-ukrainian-student-chewing-gum-explodes-death-456301-20241020
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2026-01-12 01:07:02 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x
Snot Dog.

2026-01-11 00:16:11 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj
Those egg prices are like when we were getting ripped off in USA, until a few months ago, when prices went down to $2/dozen.
Ground beef seems like about the same price as here, Coca-Cola a bit steep.

2026-01-10 20:17:23 GMT

Lindt Chocolate across the board price hikes! $5.50 to $6, even at WalMart!
Store brand chocolate at $2.50 was quite a deal in comparison.
Interesting price reversal, the heavy whipping cream which has 40% fat is 20cents cheaper than the regular 36% fat whipping cream.
I don't complain!
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