Geetar slinging, meat smoking, wandering sonofabitch burning diesel and dinosaur bones between the Goodland, Chiraq, and the La Croose Cinematic Universe
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Last Notes npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Drove through the tornado in the Deforrest area last night with double trailers. The only you can do is grip the wheel a yell LEEEEERRROOYY JEEEEEENKINNSS!!! npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag That whore will do anything for a case of beer and a couple bucks, that being said, I’ve heard great stories of him and Da Crusher from back in the day npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag As a resident of Wisconsin and as a professional truck driver, I wish Hell would open up and swallow the greater Madison area in a fiery Ragnarok type cataclysm and replace it with a lake or more farmland. Fuck that city and anyone who permanently calls it home. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag He drove a Rolls Royce to MTV and couldn’t fit all the Aqua Net in it. That just screams manliness npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Good. More eggs for my breakfast and less for her cookies. Why do people who do this think anyone gives a shit about when they eat? npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag It’s not like a group, more of an attitude. As an E4 you’re a gate keeper. It’s like a school secretary. The principal has the power, but everyone knows the secretary gets shit done and won’t get it done if she’s in a mood about you npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag I worked in that county jail a long time ago for way too long, but ICE/Border patrol was there often for pick up and deliveries. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Champagne yeast will ferment everything in there up to 14%-18% based on my memory. Try a US-05 dry yeast or 1056 liquid yeast. Bread yeast is for bread, yes it will ferment but the flavor sucks npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag He stole that from Liberace who did that even gayer in a Rolls Royce and fur coat. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag So uncivilized npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag I’m born/raised/live/work in the MKE area. Outside of a few years in the military, I’ve not strayed much for here. This is why I’m comfortable in my disdain for Madison. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Only for a week? I’ve hated that school/city for the last 30 years sans a week or two, usually including the Great Taste of the Midwest back in the day. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag That’s still how it’s separated, but there are several conversations going on at once when you have groups of that size. It’s just the people talking about politics (boomer cunts) that start shouting over everyone because their opinion matter more. It gets exhausting and frankly embarrassing to see people act that way when it doesn’t matter since none of us are billionaire donors. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag All the Gen X and elder Millennial crowd (myself included) roles their eyes and talk about complete bullshit. Artisan this, vinyl that, craft this. All superficial bullshit npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Ok, fair enough. I’m basing it solely on my family experiences when a bunch are in the same place. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Because boomers became raging cunts npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag But I poop from there. Not right now you don’t. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag The kids and I watched Thor Ragnarok on Sunday. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag But it was fun watching Farve try to break his brother’s fingers in the mid 90s npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Probably lube your own asshole cause that thing won’t even spit on it. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Someone must have posted a meme to Facebook npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Timmy! npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag The Golden age, if there ever was one, of podcasts is over. I haven’t listened to all 4 million of them, but every one that was good isn’t anymore and the rest have too many ad reads or shitty sound quality npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Cause it’s war, and sometimes there are no good guys in a story. npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag The shit wasn’t cheap. But it’s cheaper than replacing everything in my freezers, potential flooding of my basement, and all the associated things that come from having a house that doesn’t fair well without electricity. This way I don’t fight the lines at the gas station or the urge close the garage door with the gas generator running npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Buy an expensive whole house standby generator like I did last year after we lost power for days on end twice. Haven’t lost power or needed it since. It’s a racket npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/six-arrested-after-mob-thieves-burglarize-train-west-side npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Not if this is the father npub1azyzfp2ww53n2hjdpf5ukz4zxamlvc58kdzvle2q2h4r5nq5yq0s9jgr6d Homerbag Yeah, the pic gives me the vibe she would drink hairspray to get drunk and steal the aluminum siding off a double wide for scrap metal
