๐จ๐ฆ ๐คฉ Mock Star. Big bawler. Inactivist. Also known as a busta. I never come wack on an old school track ๐ธ Wildly underrated ๐ฆ ๐โโฌ Dishwasher safe (top shelf) DMโs only
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RIP Ozzy (Rest In Plug-in) https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/459/915/433/505/027/original/70c119523798cccb.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ me: I gotta leave soon Iโm going to the office Bette: ok but we gotta play string for at least five minutes first https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/451/561/409/633/818/original/81a01e0697382f01.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Hey just wanted to speak to any RECRUITERS! If thatโs you and youโve ever interviewed someone, found a better candidate, and then ghosted the first person: youโre a piece of shit. Youโre bad at your job. Find a technique to let people know, otherwise, youโre a piece of shit. 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This is an image of the woman who offered me the job ๐๐พ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/369/801/946/183/523/original/7aadf0b930ba53ca.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Sure, look right in the window, weโll know youโre serious that way ๐ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/369/052/679/074/249/original/407e5b43b9b4add5.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Pretty psyched that itโs #ColumboDay today https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/357/349/258/075/222/original/e23fecb64f1c2555.mp4 npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Wait so; are we all gonna be HERE now? ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/352/645/249/529/984/original/4c62a105bb42920b.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Why yes, I did work from home today https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/352/011/318/531/139/original/d25ee89d6a72a416.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ ๐ค https://ourworldindata.org/does-the-news-reflect-what-we-die-from npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Listening to the Rolling Stone list in the car and watching my son not vibe to The Strokes ๐ npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ โYou look even dumber than himโ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/341/607/042/556/949/original/218f3f03bc000055.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Iโm up for a mystery gig. I got approached by a recruiter. I had a 30 minute video call with him, an then he asked for an updated CV. I had a SECOND interview today with another person from his office, which went well, but gave me second thoughts. Third call tomorrow probably. 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I won a radio contest and got to go on stage with a bunch of people with big robes on during the intro to Bark at the Moon. I met him afterwards, and I couldn't believe how wasted he was. (Somehow, he was still funny though). If you've seen the Motley Crue movie The Dirt, he was EXACTLY as depicted. 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The supporters: he is both a skilled negotiator and a brilliant statesman https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/842/804/469/230/992/original/d77947dccb0fe858.mp4 npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Crystal Crescent beach, Nova Scotia ๐จ๐ฆ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/831/229/577/316/519/original/404fad47590a19a1.jpeg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/831/230/150/243/236/original/9effa99f95e76676.jpeg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/831/230/655/905/223/original/598460c72c5dd851.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Heyโฆ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/828/699/100/869/388/original/bd6d91fa0382e37e.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Laura Elizabeth Loomer (born May 21, 1993) is an American far-right political activist, conspiracy theorist, and internet personality. https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/820/074/341/467/836/original/8d53ec0df60e3413.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Currently in production: Squid Game America https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/817/860/178/808/555/original/81bd67078798f4f8.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/817/860/059/909/690/original/eb72d1cf83aeeac0.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/817/860/184/371/687/original/dd3ff0836cdf186d.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Annoying ๐ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/808/633/748/490/757/original/0de7c1619fba6fe4.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Leaving for vacay https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/805/944/651/749/565/original/ab09786e7b826d1e.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Itโs #Caturday. Pay attention. https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/801/403/683/549/848/original/ca7a444cb70bc0fa.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Yesterday I had to pick up my sons PC from the repair shop. This is the picture I sent him before I got home https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/794/887/703/521/460/original/99eaf88d9bcd7518.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ U.S. House Republicans propelled President Donald Trumpโs $4.5 trillion tax breaks and spending cuts bill to final congressional passage Thursday, overcoming multiple setbacks to approve his signature second-term policy package before a Fourth of July deadline. https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/791/297/978/519/869/original/23bbdd868f626ba7.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ #BREAKING I have been found not guilty on the charge of improperly stacking the dishwasher โ๏ธ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/785/129/708/587/033/original/c33e716cdbd8d28f.mp4 npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Everybody wish me happy Canada Day ๐จ๐ฆ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/778/006/667/394/370/original/08fb3eb2690359aa.mp4 npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ When you find the catnip and youโre trippin ๐ตโ๐ซ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/772/942/029/529/653/original/634e6242a497d95b.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/772/942/034/217/394/original/b1c6b3e961e0a8e3.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/772/942/023/782/679/original/6c3920e58dc7ee29.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Hanorah in Montreal tonight, Jazzfest ๐๐พ ๐ฏ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/769/961/462/882/655/original/e65f3a24de54f967.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/769/961/501/256/207/original/d6860b2caf0d9649.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/769/961/470/975/139/original/9d997284537af7f8.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Happy Sunday ๐๐พ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/767/092/378/550/278/original/b2b04ad971bea39f.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ For me, itโs all about that personal touch ๐๐พ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/761/671/633/523/506/original/c84ba89da7702f6b.jpeg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Iโm a +1 at a posh dinner in a fancy hall AMA also, Iโm the only mthrfkr in a tan suit, the rest of these fools are in charcoal grey. Now I know how Obama must have felt ๐ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/758/899/763/432/398/original/699ffdddca2736cd.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/758/899/797/265/808/original/6c4038ff7ed1d08d.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Heading to the Jazzfest site, walking down rue. Ste Catherine #Montreal #Summer https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/752/263/811/579/849/original/051a10fc21cb4937.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Me and the crew, leaving IKEA with the lampshades we didnโt scan at self checkout ๐คซ https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/738/805/703/222/337/original/ee8e516ccac5f2d1.jpg npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 Patrick ๐ Itchy and Scratchy have agreed to a โcomplete and total ceasefireโ. 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