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peaked in 6th form, paper anchor anchor baby,
buyer of tickets taker of rides, most opinions my own others flagrantly stolen followreqs? please have at least a bio and some posts/intropost 👍 #noBridge #noBot #noAI
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Last Notes npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i love the Lone Wolf theory of national leadership challenge 😅 extremely plausible #nzpol npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 "influencers getting bitten while taking shark selfies" seems like a problem that will sort itself out npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 crisp ink #nzpol https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/103/122/848/930/127/original/d65fe97e04b76663.png npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 you want: the season schedule of your kid’s soccer games it could be achieved by: a spreadsheet, 15 minutes*, an ics calendar file, one email instead the club has signed up for: SchedMyKids, the convenient app that only requires full read/write control of your contacts, ALL the calendars on your phone, location services, hey it would be way easier to log in with google… don’t even worry about it npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 Elon Musk probably flushes wipes npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the bees have escaped containment and are hacking all the flowers in the nearby forest https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/067/889/882/684/102/original/ebe7e8bae6ddef88.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 what i would say to you is this, it isn’t fair to judge chris luxon by what he says, you need to judge him by what he wishes you thought he said #nzpol npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i was so discombobulated when my alarm went off at 5am, my partner said “what’s wrong?”, i said “i didn’t turn my alarm off, i forgot it was saturday!”, they said “it’s monday!” and its been all downhill from there npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i said i would get in on the bison discourse https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/017/544/801/321/017/original/e90b3f2b4a0c2e14.jpg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 This fucking bird will shred your hand like confetti. Do Not Approach. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/017/332/759/615/223/original/4df5bf254488a28a.png npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i’m so confused because before we HAD llm/slopAI we had working maps, interactive templates you could customise and add infographics to your slidedecks… all these things now we’ve spent billions of dollars and we don’t have that anymore? npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…pfuj apparently we can give bad worms/insectd worse worms to make good disclaimer: “nematodes dot com” does seem to have a proudly pro-nematode bias. it may have been coded by actual nematodes (in raw html!) https://nematodes.com/ npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 my son looks back proudly on some of his recent posts https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/983/680/293/265/439/original/d5c8dd8a6a2a4da6.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 circle circle doubt doubt now you’ve got cooties (day) out https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/960/326/822/172/973/original/40087dd00d34f0eb.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 example: our ems providers can’t link up with PHOs and hospital systems (outside their regional coverage) so… for example… if you have historical ECG reads, it is incumbent on you to carry photos of them around on your phone for paramedics to compare if needed example: i just had my address details overwritten at my PHO clinic by the “national health index” data that is 5 years out of date. they were about to tell me i couldn’t be registered at this clinic anymore… npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 my semi periodic reminder that medical records systems in new zealand are fucking fucked and i’m not even thinking about the manage my health breach fiasco which is probably still happening and or will happen again npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i wonder how cold it would have to be to get a skin of ice on the pool 🤔 i wonder if it could get that cold here https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/954/140/863/731/339/original/e70cd25f0edf68ce.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…7760 abbotsford 2: the slippening npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the US Army is looking for more High Tea individuals? Wow. They missed out on my Nana by about 43 years https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/943/294/454/728/611/original/4aeb28c66f902919.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the important thing to focus on in the deaths of graham and mcconnell is that trump is a child rapist who features exrensively throughout the epstein files #uspol npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 beach weather #wellington https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/899/438/491/516/923/original/26c99d87105f3beb.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 genesis energy passagg “energy saving” emails can GET IN THE BIN. “How to save on energy costs this winter” suggestions include “Freeze to death in your hovel, peasant!” npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 it’s cheaper to house people it’s cheaper than motels it’s cheaper than prisons it’s cheaper than hospitals and vastly so. housing people actually gives a return on investment. it saves money elsewhere. it generates money elsewhere. this has been demonstrated ad nauseam all around the world including right here in new zealand #nzpol so whatever choice is being made about neglecting homeless people, it is NOT financial and when tory cnuts claim it is, that is either a barefaced lie OR they cannot do such simple arithmetic as telling if one number is larger than another if they are liars, they should not be in positions of power making these decisions if they are unable to do the math, they should not be in positions of power making these decisions npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 last night i dreamt i crashed a reunion of 3 of my childhood besties (one dead, one not, one unknown) it was all love but a gutpunch when i remembered a few minutes after waking that craig was still dead npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 okay my giant neck lump is into its 3rd eruption and size increase in 2(?) months so. going to the doctor. 🙄 its probably been brewing for 3 months. appointment time: (unless i sacrifice a half day at urgent care before then) 2 weeks npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 gillian welch - revelator https://gillianwelch.bandcamp.com/track/revelator death created time to grow the things it would kill #JukeBoxFridayNight #PowerPlay npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 what annoys* me (among other things) is we had functioning** autocorrect running locally on our devices for years, decades we had voice-to-text (and vice-versa), gesture controls, head and eye tracking, running locally on our machines for decades, going back to the pretty basic-ass mid-machines of the late 90s this standalone tech (hardware and software) was improving geometrically, the cost to deliver (locally) decreasing at least linearly, since i was a child and now we have [waves generally around] this shit 💩 actual world-ending energy water and climate crisis accelerating REGRESSION of the human and technological capability, and it costs more. it does less (qualitatively if not quantitatively) and it costs more, it costs possibly “everything” * annoy is probably a drastic understatement for seething enragement ** okay it was sometimes, frequently hilariously wrong. but it was a solved ducking problem npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 and if denying healthcare for profit isn’t murder, buckaroos, i say all bets are off https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/829/549/502/345/899/original/dc957978ba2223c0.mp4 npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 if purchasing isn’t owning then pirating isn’t stealing 🤷♂️ and if scraping isn’t stealing then burning down your data centre isn’t arson npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 #goose https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/812/163/381/442/956/original/7a54c21492e0db17.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 hodl goose, there’s guaranteed to be a short squeeze on because goose was not valued :Pumpkingoose: 🪿 https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/811/967/670/289/793/original/237aeeea66b53acf.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i don’t want cremations or burials I WANT OSSUARIES sprawling underground catacombs giant bone temples when aliens discover our fossilised civilisation i want their first thought to be: thank fuck these things are dead npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the big questions, like And what if we stopped spinning? And what if we're just flat? And what if Jesus himself ate my fucking snatch? mannequin pussy - i got heaven https://mannequinpussy.bandcamp.com/track/i-got-heaven-2 #TuneTuesday #TempleAndChurch npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 you can’t park there https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/360995711/air-nz-flight-stuck-soft-ground-christchurch-airport npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 you know, the traditional june wildfires of the south canterbury plains npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 growing up in dunedin there were plenty of years where we basically didn’t get a summer i’d struggle to complain about not having a winter 😉 except i know i know apocalypse something something npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 well it obviously works https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/779/148/242/129/562/original/ac60d396962cbc7e.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 “gIvE kIdS tHeIr cHiLdHoOd BaCk” so… you mean fund recreation centres and out of school activities? NO sports clubs and increasingly walkable cities? HAHA NO playgrounds, green spaces, skate parks, libraries, any non-commercial spaces where kids don’t have to pay to exist? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? oh… enforce realistic safety standards for urban SUVs and light trucks? WHAT HAS THAT EVEN GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF EGGS? so how exactly does one give kids their childhood back? BAN SNAPCHAT TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM oh… what about 4chan or stormfront or kiwifarms? DON’T BE OBTUSE WE CAN’T BAN THOSE HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK??!? npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 my brain at 5am: wake up??!? but sleep is awesome. let’s do it forever! my brain at 9, 10, 11pm: go to sleep? but someone might toot something. have you seen a supercut of ONLY the bain scenes from Dark Knight Rises? okay but have you seen one THIS week? what’s your bank balance? did you email your mother? what’s on trademe? did anyone like that toot yet? i think i need to pee… npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 how come the tauranga council voting “yes” on retaining the māori ward triggers a following binding referendum??!? why doesn’t it just mean yes? #rpb #nzpol npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…0mcy https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/681/089/544/400/227/original/121b66dce1593a0d.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/681/089/637/754/196/original/bae2c17cf9ea73d8.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/681/089/726/552/622/original/54cab7a5acaacaea.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 wouldn’t that just be chess??!? #wellycon #boardgames https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/661/773/139/994/156/original/ce031d17aa5db137.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the blow dryer at the sauna does things for my mo-burns https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/622/917/422/119/876/original/c9f2533a9a0522f2.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…uj37 “This one commercial said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers.” So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn’t know what they were!” - Mitch Hedberg (well ahead of google AI search) npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 get on the bus*, gus *no cash fares **contactless/snapper only ***contactless temporarily unavailable, find your lost snapper card, povo scum #50WaysToDestroyWellingtonCity npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 i couldn’t decide which was funnier maybe neither https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/557/347/292/745/815/original/de38f7bdc06515c5.jpeg https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/557/347/380/919/535/original/d66e4c102dfcf21b.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/557/281/452/825/350/original/eb8c23425412db40.jpeg npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…p25k i do have, but hot dogs are happening imminently so… i might hold out i am allowed chips - if i binge out that’s not on anyone but me, don’t worry ;-) npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…p25k 🤣 all good. npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…p25k now i want chips tho npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 jack johnson ben harper and john butler in one concert no haha no thanks npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 I don't need to watchlist amigas & c64s on trademe, I have a c64u and 2 very powerful emulator rigs https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/508/339/031/236/578/original/800e372816aee67e.png npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 it sounds like the neighbours are machine-gunning the poor ducks 😢 npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 smuggling jailbroken kindles into prisons so that prisoners can read without renting books npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 the “actually i’m christian” to “actually i’m christ” pipeline npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 electric fence fail cows binge on macrocarpa full mooncalf morning #haiku npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 that “free” x-wing table-top starter set ended up costing me about $1200 #rpb #boardgames #TTRPG npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 deranger in a deranged land npub1cc2razjex3s27ee05mp5v2wgspw424ufcrfemzkxlwmk72705l8q57e3am 🦑ptoothfish🦑 @nprofile…zvpa https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/430/191/978/866/929/original/aab8dc5fac13e593.jpg