GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸

That's a bit like maybe 20 years back when I desperately reached for the (Nokia) phone thinking it was ringing but it turned out the local birds were mimicking the ringtone.

2026-07-29 04:15:55 GMT

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Yep. That'd be a correct assessment.

2026-07-22 20:38:49 GMT

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Bezos is bragging

2026-07-22 02:04:45 GMT

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Man, this adventure game sucks.

2026-07-21 19:05:21 GMT

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plugh?

2026-07-21 18:50:22 GMT

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xyzzy?

2026-07-20 05:30:40 GMT

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you ignore the consequences

2026-07-20 04:41:19 GMT

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Freedom units have been canceled due to not enough freedom

2026-07-19 05:19:55 GMT

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What with the heat around here lately I'd like to take a dip, but I guess it's kind of cold, right?

2026-07-16 20:06:12 GMT

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s/IFFFT/IFTTT/ ?

2026-07-10 05:30:05 GMT

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Lie on the floor kicking and screaming?

2026-07-10 04:08:47 GMT

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Apparently they never do. It's called something else in their case (like "exaggerating" or the like)

2026-07-09 16:27:26 GMT

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This and #chatcontrol definitely needs a lot of pushback

2026-07-02 11:31:23 GMT

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Interesting! Wonder how they they pinned down the rather exact build year...

2026-06-29 04:00:14 GMT

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You mean they're *all* made by Microsoft?

2026-06-27 15:29:07 GMT

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I once met a one-eyed guy everyone called "baker". No clue why.
Edit: No, he wasn't a baker. He was a plumber.

2026-06-24 15:20:23 GMT

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Now. I'm no lawyer, but surely this has to break a law or two, right?

2026-06-05 13:59:30 GMT

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If they're legally dead it's easier to kill them

2026-05-31 11:46:31 GMT

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I dunno. It seems like it's just one rich asshole giving up money to another rich asshole...

2026-05-19 06:26:17 GMT

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There's no way this is not intentional.

2026-04-27 12:45:15 GMT

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That's a *very nice* picture (and a very nice looking bird of course)

2026-04-27 12:44:09 GMT

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Very nice looking trail. I must admit I half expected to hear bagpipes when I raised the volume...

2026-04-26 03:56:01 GMT

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Looks like a really nice trail. Do I see frost in the grass?

2026-04-18 06:04:04 GMT

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That looks cold. Is that snow in the trees?

2026-04-12 17:34:01 GMT

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They're *really* plan on pissing off the whole world, aren't they?

2026-02-16 06:13:25 GMT

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Oooooh. That looks kinda sketchy. You're not out walking on that are you?

2026-01-28 05:01:32 GMT

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4-year-old me drove our family car into a hedge (managed to steal the keys from dad).
I actually think I'd do a better job as a 5-year-old. Definitely better to han any "AI" would ever run your life anyway.

2026-01-10 08:56:57 GMT

Not Sunday and not really silent, but nice and peaceful nonetheless
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/869/960/656/141/423/original/804cb2aaa0e0fa02.jpg

2026-01-04 05:49:52 GMT

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I thought we already did. Didn't they try to push the fentanyl WMD lie on everyone just now?

2025-12-30 18:47:58 GMT

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I usually sleep 5 quarters every hour

2025-12-22 04:58:49 GMT

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I think at least "Mein kampf" is on that list

2025-11-15 14:47:31 GMT

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Wow. I didn't know lynx didn't exist in Scotland. Where are they taking them from for the reintroduction? (I see lynx on a regular basis where I live and would like it to stay that way)

2025-11-13 20:45:37 GMT

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Protabination? Tabcrastination?

2025-11-13 06:54:09 GMT

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Now if only the american people would listen...

2025-11-06 06:50:39 GMT

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"water to drink, free of charge" has to be the most american thing I've read in a while...

2025-09-25 19:22:04 GMT

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Hegseth is not the sharpest tool in the shed

2025-08-17 19:15:37 GMT

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People often get apathetic when they get overwhelmed by lots of stuff at once, but give them one crisis to focus on and they can break out in a panic.

2025-07-10 09:43:05 GMT

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Kinda reminds me of Koks Restaurant in the Faroe Islands (https://koks.fo/). Never been there myself, but it's on my bucket list.

2025-02-27 16:48:11 GMT

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A tip here is to write insults to americans in french instead of english

2025-02-19 20:35:51 GMT

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Musk and his DOGE minions are like edgy 90-s kids deleting stuff from C:\Windows that they think are useless

2025-02-13 08:30:49 GMT

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The grown-ups need to get their shit together and arrest Musk

2025-01-23 06:30:03 GMT

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Fun fact! We're still clearing out unexploded bombs from WWII.
I'd say 10 years is a pretty optimistic take.

2024-11-02 05:25:39 GMT

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Crisis? What crisis?

2024-10-21 04:18:56 GMT

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What do they mean "could be". I had the distinct impression that the law is very clear on that point?