Given name. Totally human. Please be nice to me.
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Last Notes npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I didn't understand and in fact kinda hated Mark Rothko's paintings. But now that I'm fried to a crisp by life, I get it: npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I snarlingly reject the idea that the dead of winter is the time to reinvent myself. Rouse me from my stinking midden when the snow is gone. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Anybody else having a hard time? Not asking for advice, just commiseration. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Are nachos salad? The answer could have major implications for the Discourse. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter When I die, I want my kids to get a dog and name him Dad. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I'm a death lawyer. It's nice. But what surprises me is how rarely people do cool stuff with their money (or their bodies) when they die. "UhHhH tAkE cArE oF mY wIfE wHeN I DiE," "i LoVe My ChIlDrEn EqUaLlY." Grow up. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter This is a very real phenomenon that I think lots of people fail to, or don't even try to, understand. The old courtship norms did not suit shy or neurodiverse people. I am not very neurodiverse and would probably have ended up making do if I grew up in the 1950s, but it was so much better for me to be Sadie Hawkins-ed for my entire dating life. Also, I feel like there was all around less rejection this way. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter "Oh no, my phone number, schedule, underpants, and list of favorite sexual positions fell on the ground! Should I bend over right in front of you to pick them up?" npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Sex is great, but back when I was available, I relied exclusively on waiting for women to point at me and say "THAT ONE." npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter We need WARRIORS! To make WAR! In PORTLAND! Against guys writing SCREENPLAYS! Screenplays that question the morality of WAR! npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter The GOP is going for all the marbles because Trump is dying and MAGA knows they can't cast the final spell without him. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I still kinda remember when politics was for nerds who cared deeply about highway construction materials standards or whatever. Now, it's for the dumbest, angriest, least informed people you've ever met. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Explaining to my son that I love his mom even though she is shorter than me. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Holy shit. My mom is Lrrr. The main character syndrome, the addiction to attention, the all-caps lifestyle, the inflated sense of self-importance, the yelling into the void, the moodiness, the unhinged detachment from boring normal reality, the internally coherent chaos that reads like Unabomber journal entries from the outside, the extraordinary ability to blend heart and intensity that can be used for good or evil but never neutrality, the periodic reminders of exquisite humanity, the self-serving lies, the people pleasing, the domineering conversational style, the aversion to human connection whenever entertainment is possible, the unrequitable need to be loved, the probable brain injury, the infectious enthusiasm, the willingness to make the world different and maybe even better, the snark, the aggressive judgment, the inability to understand Linux, the commitment to good eating, the unwillingness to abide by one's own limitations, the sense of being larger than life itself. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter My mom is Lrrr. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter My mom one second after I mention that my wife will be out of town for a trial: BUCKLE UP MOTHERF... SON. I'M ON EXPEDIA RIGHT FUCKING NOW SPENDING MONEY LIKE I STOLE IT AND I'M GONNA PICK LINGONBERRIES WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I am sharing this link but only because it makes me so goddamn angry: npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter And mine would emphatically NOT be like The Stand. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I don't do fiction very much but I was running through one of those "what if some kind of rusting fungus turned 1999 out of every 2000 people into mud and survivors were totally unscathed and tried to make sense of the world again" scenarios in my head. I'm sure hundreds of people have done stories about this sort of thing better than I would. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Why can't we just have stroopwaffels? Why is everything stupid? npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Shout out to my son who is shouting "BROCCOLIIIIIII!!!" in Cookie Monster death metal vocals at the grocery store like some sort of pig destroyer. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter It's also kinda helpful to remember that the Bible is based on the lore of a very small area. Israel is the size of New Jersey, and a third of that is shitty desert. The plains of Armageddon are the big flat space near Jerusalem where there's room to fit two armies and have them beat on each other. It'd be like saying, "Let's have the forces of light fight the forces of darkness in Yankee Stadium because that's the only open space we have." npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter 0/10 total bullshit apocalypse zone. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Do you think the people in your life are proud of you? Do you think they admire you? Is their pride or admiration (or lack thereof) warranted? npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter tHaNk YoU fOr YoUr AtTeNtIoN tO tHiS mAtTeR npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter There's a room in hell where the ad dudes who put "Powered by A.I.!" on body wash and energy drinks sit around high-fiving each other and saying "it was so worth it, bro!" between pitchfork jabs forever. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I have a zillion things to do and I just want to hold my head in my hands and sleep 14 hours a day instead of 4. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter My mind hasn't been working well for the last week or so. Pure exhaustion, ongoing work stress, acute family visit stress, lack of sleep, world-weariness... I'm just spent. Everything feels like work. Even this, which is normally a fun release. I'm tired, y'all. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Having one of those existential AI-related dread freakouts right now and am very upset that I became a lawyer and not an electrician. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I've started getting lots of fitness media through the various algorithms that feed me information, and it is atrocious. I don't want some CrossFit bro telling me that people who have six-pack abs are morally superior to others (normally the opposite, in my experience) or that fitness is a proxy for leadership. I'm not benching 70 pounds to "dEfEND mY fAmiLY." I'm doing it because I have silly little boobs now and I don't like them. I'm doing it because I am vain and also because I want to live better, longer. There's no need to make it weird and veiny. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Loving those dead little marble eyes: npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter There is no way I can afford one of these bad boys. On the other hand, can I afford to *NOT* own one? npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter They never tell you why it's on clearance. It's a fun little adventure. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Bought five tubs of protein powder for the price of one. I might grow an extra toe, but I'm gonna get fuckin swole. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter No. I think something in her brain is broken. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I am watching my wife fully hand wash dishes with soap before putting them in the dishwasher. I don't know what to do. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter "In 2025, the President, in an effort to alleviate the effects of a... Anyone? Anyone?... a prolonged period of economic growth, enacted the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff order? The liberation day tariff order? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter If I run, I'll get fit. I'm 6'4" and currently 230 lbs (194 cm and 104.5 kg). I should be in the 200-210 range. I haven't been under 200 since college. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter It's been a strange journey. Now that I'm 37, I very clearly need to pair exercise with diet. I am in good cardiovascular shape and can run 5k in 25:00, but I'm still lugging around probably 30 more pounds than I'd like to. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter It's fucking demoralizing. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Yesterday, I ran on my treadmill. I wasn't wearing a shirt. I caught a glimpse of myself from the side, reflected in a picture frame. I looked bad. Like, beach pics of Elon Musk bad. My wife told me to never say those words about myself again. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Thinking about that time in college when I loaned Elliott Smith's Figure 8 to a cute woman. She gave it back to me the next day, saying that he was "talentless" and "objectively bad." She then gave me a Simple Plan CD. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I have never gotten too deep into him, but not by any fault of his. Strapping Young Lad was a staple for me in my early metalhead phase. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Prog metal is so great. "I wrote a hacky comic book story and I am burying it behind 220bpm blast beats, drop G tuning, and cookie monster vocals. We have a hoedown after the surf rock jazz breakdown but before the djent riff so heavy it broke our monitors." I don't care. Sell me the damn t shirt. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Frame of reference for 2025: people who do bad things are presumptively bad. The burden is on them to prove that they aren't bad, and you don't have to give much credit to self-serving statements. The onus is never on you to prove to a moral certainty that a person who does bad things knew they were doing bad things, because that would be insane. You will never, ever be able to prove what was going through Elon "World's Biggest Nazi" Musk's head, because that is an impossible standard that you can't ever hold anyone to. So judge him by his actions, find him wanting, and scorn fuckfaces like Megan McArdle for running absurd metaphysical cover for nazism. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Wondering aloud whether a messy blow job will fix me, to gauge interest. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter There's no such thing as fake boobs. Full of silicone? Boobs. Made out of butt fat? Boobs. Conjured with hormones? Boobs. Drawn on a piece of paper? Boobs. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I have worked so hard this year. I have hated my life, resented my family, worked sick, bent over backward to accommodate my coworkers. And it wasn't worth it. It wasn't worth it. I am so disappointed. I am completely disappointing. I am furious at myself. I'm upset with my work. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter We are currently at the ER because my daughter woke up from her nap with purple lips. I didn't even have cake. No stars. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter It was devastating. And kinda true. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter My son (4) asked who was coming to my birthday party (I'm 37 today). I said it was just gonna be our family. And he turned to my daughter (who is 20 months) and said "dad doesn't have any friends. But that's ok!" npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Fourteen years ago, I met my wife. This was during that brief, shining window when I was hot and Four Loko still had caffeine in it, before online dating became *the* way to meet people. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Who else is having a pretty bad time? npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter Having money (and not even very much money) is the best thing I've ever done for my mental health. Diet, exercise, being Lrrr's right claw man, seeking knowledge and wisdom, touching boobs, writing music, therapy, having close meaningful friendships and a strong sense of community... nothing has come close to a fat wad of cash. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter No, I'm not saying that they're not dangerous (they totally are) or that they shouldn't be taken seriously (they should be). I'm saying that they're unserious goobers who don't give a fuck about doing a good job. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter What Lrrr is trying to say is that a political program geared exclusively toward revenge and humiliation of the loyal opposition has no underlying substance or plan for the future. It's fundamentally unserious. Putting idiots and shitposters in charge of everything only makes sense when you realize it's because the president's got nothing else, no intelligible program and no direction like a big stupid bitchy little bitch. npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 Human Ghostwriter I had an insurance physical today, and unless my blood turns our to be poison and my urine is syrup, things look great. My blood pressure was 119/76, I'm half an inch taller than I thought I was, and I've lost twenty pounds in the last four months. Feeling pretty fucking good about myself for a change.
